The system is very abstract, fortunately I am also.
Chapter 410 Regarding Lin Li, a student in Class 4 of Grade 1, violating...
Chapter 410 concerns Lin Li, a student in Class 4 of Grade 11, for violating regulations.
The next day, in the morning.
Lin Li put the "Qiankun Ring" on his finger, arrived at Class 20, sat obediently in his seat, and waited for the exam to begin.
There were no other unnecessary actions.
The exam bell rang on time.
"When the listening test is played later, please don't make noise or cause any disturbance. If you don't listen, others will. I only have one request for you: please don't disturb everyone."
Knowing that the top student in the grade was actually conducting an undercover investigation in the examination room, and that Guo Zhun, the same proctor from yesterday, gave the locals a few extra instructions before distributing the exam papers and answer sheets.
Having received the exam paper and answer sheet, Lin Li, with a plan in mind, made the most of the time.
Previewing listening materials is completely unnecessary for him; he can start directly with reading comprehension.
With an absolute vocabulary and comprehension, English exams are incredibly easy; the answers to almost all questions can be seen at a glance.
The five minutes of preparation time before the listening test began was enough for Lin Li to complete all the multiple-choice questions except for the listening section.
The exam had only been going on for 25 minutes—20 of which were for listening comprehension—when Lin Li finished the entire paper and was confident that his score would be quite high.
However, just as Du Hansi said, this speed was the slowest in this examination room.
—Damn, the quickest ones in this exam room are already asleep.
Falling asleep might disrupt my plans a bit, but it's okay, I should wake up soon.
Lin Li cracked his knuckles, gave a wicked smile—(Good) (show), let's begin!
Then, Lin Li picked up one of the bottles of water he had brought from the table and poured it into the "mysterious and wonderful tool" that he had prepared in advance in the drawer.
Everything is ready, just 15 minutes to go.
"Whoosh—gurgle—"
"Hu-hu-"
Within seconds, the students in the back row heard a strange hissing sound. First, there was a clear "whoosh," which then turned into a continuous, low hissing sound. Although it became softer, it continued.
The group was puzzled and looked around, trying to find the source of the sound.
Finally, everyone focused on Lin Li.
Lin Li remained calm and composed, seemingly unaware of everyone's gaze, as he calmly examined his exam paper.
It doesn't matter, Lin Li isn't important either, because to be precise, everyone's attention was fixed on the black box next to Lin Li's feet.
The box was covered by a lid, and there was a small hole in the middle of the lid. Hot steam was visibly billowing out, and because the hole was small, the airflow made a hissing sound due to friction.
Everyone: "(;☉_☉)?"
Wait a moment.
Is this some kind of self-heating hot pot?
—It's still a luxury item among self-heating hot pots, the kind that costs twenty or thirty yuan a box at Haidilao.
Everyone rubbed their eyes, and after confirming that they hadn't seen wrong, they looked at each other.
what?
What does this mean? Is this person going to eat self-heating hot pot during the exam?
As a lowly servant disciple of Nansang Middle School, what kind of scene haven't I seen?
—They had never seen such a scene at Nansang Middle School before.
After realizing what Lin Li was planning to do, everyone licked their lips, looked at each other again, and then sat up straight. Some even picked up their test papers and pretended to look at them, but they kept glancing at Lin Li out of the corner of their eyes.
They weren't licking their lips because they wanted to eat it too; it was purely because their adrenaline was surging, and they genuinely wanted to see what would happen next.
Time slipped away in anxious waiting.
Fifteen minutes passed, and the box gradually stopped moving—it had finished heating up.
When the smartwatch on his wrist started vibrating, Lin Li reached into the drawer and took out disposable chopsticks, disposable spoons, and even disposable knives and forks.
This is not over yet.
Amidst the astonished gazes of the crowd, Lin Li elegantly took a napkin from the drawer and tied it around his neck. He then took out a wine glass, swirled it near his cheek, and lightly flicked it with his finger, seemingly checking its color.
I took out another can of chilled cola from the drawer and poured it into a stemmed glass. The brown bubbles merrily flowed into the glass.
Everyone: "(;☉_☉)?"
No.
Is this Doraemon's drawer?
How can you take so many things out of one drawer?
After completing these preparations, Lin Li looked up at Guo Zhun, then squatted down and lifted the lid of the self-heating hot pot.
"puff--"
A misty white fog instantly spread out, and water droplets condensed on the lid dripped onto the ground with a "plop".
Lin Li stretched out his chopsticks and slowly stirred the bottom of the pot.
At that moment, the faint fragrance that had been present before the lid was opened instantly transformed into an extremely rich aroma of hot pot broth, which began to spread throughout the classroom.
This has a much stronger flavor than spicy strips.
More and more people sensed something was wrong, sniffing and looking towards the back row following the smell.
Without exception, their eyes widened when they saw Lin Li squatting on the ground with the self-heating hot pot.
Even the students in the first row started turning around.
Noticing this, Lin Li smiled calmly and proceeded according to plan—[Wind Control], activated.
All the wind... blows from the podium toward me!
Invigilator, you are not allowed to smell it, but all examinees, you are all allowed to smell it as much as you can!
Are those guys sleeping? Blow all the wind over there!
Having taken control of everything, Lin Li confidently picked up a slice of bamboo shoot, put it in his mouth, and, finding it a little hot, swirled it around in his mouth a couple more times before starting to chew.
He closed his eyes affectedly, as if savoring a Michelin-starred meal, chewing very slowly.
After swallowing, under the expectant gazes of everyone, Lin Li nodded, revealing a satisfied smile, and even let out a long "Mmm~".
"sieve--"
"sieve--"
Next, Lin Li stopped pretending and started sucking the rice noodles in his mouth.
Because it's spicy, I'll occasionally stop, open my mouth, fan myself with my palm, or take a big gulp of iced cola from a tall glass.
Geez!
Happy, happy!
Everyone watched this scene, then looked up at the proctor who was still playing on his phone. Unaware of Guo Zhun's ability to "control the wind," they felt that Guo Zhun was like a husband in an adult film today—the water had flowed from the bedroom into the living room, and he was still sitting on the sofa watching TV like an idiot.
Guo Zhun, why haven't you reacted yet?
Is your nose deaf?
Some people couldn't resist taking photos of Lin Li with their phones.
However, the person soon discovered that taking photos without permission was completely unnecessary.
This person even makes a peace sign when facing the camera; they're quite generous.
If Lin Li knew what the other person was thinking, he would just sneer: He himself would have given a peace sign when he was arrested in a prostitution raid, this is nothing.
"Ziqiong, want some oral sex?"
After pretending to enjoy the food for a while, during the break, Lin Jianxian looked around and made brief eye contact with everyone who was looking at him. Then, he waved the self-heating hot pot in his hand at the other guy, who wasn't Wu Xuan, and asked with a smile.
The other person was taken aback for a moment. Although they didn't know why Lin Li could call out their name, that wasn't important now. They immediately nodded heavily.
"Dude? Really? Is it okay?"
To be honest, he wasn't really craving it at the moment. Self-heating hot pot isn't exactly a delicacy, and he had already eaten breakfast today, so it wasn't something he absolutely had to have.
The real reason he was so eager at that moment was because he felt it would be an awesome experience.
If you eat this one bite today, you can brag about it endlessly in the future.
"Of course, take it. But use both hands to take it, because it's quite heavy, and be careful it's hot."
Then, Lin Li reached into the drawer and took out a pair of disposable chopsticks and a pack of tissues: "Everyone is eating. When you're done, you can pass them to the front. If the girls want to eat, let them use the new chopsticks. Be careful when you eat, don't spill any on the books of the students in Class 20..."
"OK, thanks!"
Upon hearing this, the other party nodded excitedly and immediately accepted the document with both hands as if receiving a royal decree, showing utmost respect.
[During the competition, gain the approval of at least 20 disciples and servants of the sect (10/20)]
—Ever since I opened the hot pot, the number for this task has been jumping forward occasionally. It surged even more when I started eating. Right now, the number has reached exactly halfway.
The plan's effectiveness exceeded Lin Li's expectations.
Yesterday, when Lin Li saw Wu Xuan just eating a spicy snack and the person in front of him said "awesome," he had this idea.
Scent is indeed a way to attract attention.
During the exam, everyone was present, and the number of spectators was much larger than during breaks between classes.
To be honest, Lin Li's original plan was to start with a self-heating hot pot to attract the attention of everyone in the examination room, so that they would first have the idea that he could do something funny. Then, just like yesterday, he would use acrobatics or other methods to gain their approval.
But now it seems I was overthinking it. Just the fact that I ate a self-heating hot pot in the exam room earned me their respect.
The requirements are really low, just some noob.
Lin Li was naturally happy with this; it was always better to be relaxed.
"Hey buddy, can I have a bite too?"
"I'd like to have some too."
"Just give me a sip of the broth..."
After Lin Li shared the food with others, some of the others immediately became restless. Some lowered their voices to ask questions, while others, because they were sitting too far away, used body language or simply passed notes to each other.
"Sure, anything is fine. I've already spoken to Ziqiong." Lin Li naturally accepted whatever came his way, not afraid that they would eat, but only afraid that they wouldn't.
As for one portion not being enough?
What is the problem?
To everyone's astonishment, Lin Li reached into Doraemon's desk drawer.
Lin Li pulled out a new self-heating hot pot from inside yet again.
When did Doraemon arrive?
Lin Li opened the box in full view of everyone, and everyone was even more shocked to find that the box contained food that was actually edible and still steaming.
The people who witnessed the whole scene were momentarily stunned.
I didn't see when Lin Li heated this box. It's been in the drawer the whole time? How come it's not even warm?
But at this moment, these are all trivial matters.
"Here you go, Yifeng, do you want some?" Lin Li enthusiastically tried to hand the self-heating hot pot to Lin Yifeng, asking him to pass it to the other side.
But Lin Yifeng looked at the self-heating hot pot and shook his head: "My mom said not to eat food given by strangers, because they might be poisoned."
Lin Li: "Then why don't you just snatch it? Didn't your mother say that you can snatch other people's food because that way they won't have time to poison it?"
Lin Yifeng: "?"
Lin Yifeng was stunned.
Lin Yifeng was confused.
Lin Yifeng suddenly understood!
He nodded and resolutely reached out to snatch the self-heating hot pot—at that moment, he felt that Lin Li was more like his mother than his own mother!
"Yi Feng, after you've tasted it, pass it over there. So that everyone can have some, each person should only take a bite or two and not eat too much. Also, be careful not to let the proctor find out."
Looking at the students on the other side, who were eagerly waiting to be fed, Lin Li gave them a reassuring gesture.
What a joke, I came prepared.
These people simply cannot imagine what is hidden in his "Heaven and Earth Ring".
Two boxes weren't enough; he could take out a third or fourth.
As long as there's no "Zhou Baowei" in the biology exam room today, Lin Li guarantees everyone will get a share! Everyone who sees it gets a share!
This is sharing!
This is how you showcase your charm!
[During the competition, gain the approval of at least 20 disciples and servants of the sect (13/20)]
Just as Lin Li was hesitating about whether to take out the third box, a shout of "Holy crap!" suddenly came from the front row of the classroom.
Everyone's attention was immediately drawn to it.
It seems that during the transfer, the water in the bottom heating space sloshed around, splashing back onto the heating pack. This caused the quicklime inside the heating pack, which hadn't fully reacted yet, to react again, resulting in another surge of hot air.
The person who received it was so frightened that they made that sound.
The good news is that it wasn't a big problem; the hot pot wasn't thrown away, and he didn't become the sinner who didn't get to eat half the class's food.
The bad news was that the "Holy crap" was so loud that it attracted the attention of the proctor, who had been 'blocked' of his sense of smell by [Wind Control]. He looked up into the classroom.
look--
stare--
"..."
Guo Zhun: "(;☉_☉)?"
You wouldn't believe it until you see it; Guo Zhun's eyes widened in shock.
Wait a minute? What are those things that these students are holding?
Seeing that his scheme had finally been exposed, Lin Li stopped using [Wind Control] to cover it up.
Instantly, the rich aroma of hot pot filled Guo Zhun's nose.
Grass!
It's really hot pot!
"No? Who gave you permission to eat hot pot in the classroom—no! That's not the point anymore! Where did you get this thing? How did you get it?"
Guo Zhun stood up, his voice cracking:
"This won't do! Take it outside right now! How can you eat this in the classroom!"
Upon hearing this, everyone's gaze immediately turned to their 'backbone,' Lin Li.
Guo Zhun's gaze also fell on this "top student in the grade".
He had assumed this child would be the "most well-behaved in the classroom, except perhaps for possibly not handing in the paper early, which would cause him to proctor the exam a little longer."
Something is wrong.
"Teacher, didn't you say yesterday that 'I don't care if you eat or sleep, as long as you're quiet'? The one who made the noise just now was Tianyou, not Huoguo. Teacher, I think... you should let him go out and let Huoguo stay, what do you think?"
Lin Li said weakly.
—Fang Tianyou is the name of the student who just spoke.
Fang Tianyou: "?"
Lin Li... He actually tried to get the teacher to kick him out because of his own mistake?
This really is... really—thank you, bro!!!
Holy crap, if I could hand in my paper an hour and a half earlier, that would be awesome!
I approve of you, Lin Li, you're so kind.
[During the competition, gain the approval of at least 20 disciples and servants of the sect (14/20)]
Guo Zhun: "?"
"I said I don't care about eating or sleeping... but... but you can't eat hot pot in the classroom! Is this acceptable?! It's affecting other people!"
Guo Zhun's lower eyelids twitched wildly, and his voice involuntarily rose eight octaves.
Could this person really be number one in the grade?
Shouldn't the top student in the grade be a super-achiever?
"Hurry up, hurry up, take it out." He waved his hand impatiently.
"Teacher, wait!"
Under everyone's gaze, Lin Li slowly reached into the drawer.
While Guo Zhun was still wondering, the students who knew were already singing "Doraemon Song".
as predicted!
Ding ding ding ding! M917... Oops, this is the third self-heating hot pot!!
Under the watchful eyes of everyone, Lin Li stood up and walked obsequiously to the podium, placing the hot pot on the podium table and handing Guo Zhun a bottle of purified water:
"Teacher, I have another box. I'll share it with you, but it's not warmed up yet, so you'll have to do it yourself..."
"As long as everyone eats, then no one will bother anyone else, right? You eat too, you eat too, let's eat together."
"Teacher, you've worked so hard!"
Guo Zhun: "?"
"..."
"Who wants to eat your self-heating hot pot?!" he blurted out.
"Are you really not going to eat it, teacher? It's delicious."
"Even if I, Guo Zhun, starve to death, die outside, or jump off the school building, I will never eat a single thing you give me!!!"
……
At noon.
On the school's bulletin board, school staff posted a new notice, then glanced at it and casually picked up a few expired notices.
Finish work and leave.
However, no one saw the change of school personnel, and usually no one pays much attention to the notice board. Therefore, although the notice was posted, no one cared.
Students and teachers came and went, but no one went up to check it; the new notice was as invisible as ever, ignored by everyone.
Some people simply don't notice it, so they don't look.
Some people are simply too ashamed to look, so they dare not look.
For example, Xue Jian.
In the morning, he was properly proctoring the exam. After the exam, he saw a new document posted by a teacher from the Academic Affairs Office in the school's "Nansang Middle School Grade 1 Class Teacher Work Group" chat, which seemed to have tagged him.
If you ask Xue Jian how to create a good title that will pique a reader's interest, Xue Jian would now answer:
Regarding Lin Li, a student in Class 4 of Grade 11, violating regulations.
Damn you!
Upon seeing the incomplete filename, Xue Jian immediately clicked on it—
[Notice Regarding the Handling of Lin Li, a Student from Class 4, Grade 11, for Violating Examination Discipline]
All teachers and students:
During the English subject monthly exam this morning, inspectors discovered that Lin Li, a student from Class 4 of Grade 1, was eating a self-heating hot pot in the exam room and sharing it with other students and invigilators.
Even worse, after being discovered by inspectors on site, the student still attempted to bribe them with a hot pot.
Lin Li's behavior seriously violated the "Nansang Middle School Examination Management Regulations" and the "Middle School Students' Daily Behavior Code".
Examinations are serious occasions for assessing learning outcomes and upholding fairness in teaching. Eating food in the examination room, especially food that produces odors, steam, or may affect others, not only disrupts the examination order and interferes with the concentration of oneself and others, but also shows disrespect for examination rules and invigilators. Such behavior has always been strictly prohibited by the school.
Given that Lin Li recognized his mistake afterward and showed a relatively positive attitude, and considering his consistent performance at school, and adhering to the principles of education first and learning from past mistakes to avoid future ones, it has been decided, after deliberation, to give Lin Li the following disciplinary action:
1. Announced a school-wide criticism.
2. Eligible for awards and commendations this semester.
3. Issue a verbal warning and order them to submit a written self-criticism.
4. Arrange appropriate on-campus labor education.
We hope that Lin Li will deeply reflect on his mistakes, learn from them, correct them, and truly use his intelligence and talents to improve his studies and cultivate his character, so as not to repeat them.
At the same time, the school reiterates its solemn declaration: Examination discipline is a red line for school management. Any violation of examination discipline, regardless of who is involved, will be dealt with seriously according to regulations, without any leniency. All students are urged to take this as a warning, maintain proper examination conduct, strictly adhere to examination discipline, consciously safeguard the fairness, impartiality, and good order of the examination, focus their energy on learning itself, and demonstrate their true abilities and good conduct in the examination room.
This is to inform you.
Nansang Middle School Academic Affairs Office
(Official Seal of the Academic Affairs Office) December 12
Xue Jian: "(;☉_☉)?"
At that moment, Xue Jian's gaze was drawn to the words "self-heating hot pot", "share with other students and invigilators in the examination room", and "attempt to bribe with hot pot", and he read them repeatedly.
Xue Jian was then surprised to find that he had been watching for a full 12 hours: it was as if he had been watching from day to night.
Otherwise, how can it be explained?
I can suddenly go black in broad daylight!
(End of this chapter)
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