The system is very abstract, fortunately I am also.

Chapter 402 She doesn't love me, she only loves my bag~
"I just remembered that there was no water on this chair."

After all, he had just entrusted Ding Sihan to try to harm Lin Li. How could Bai Bufan not have thought that Lin Li, who was even more petty than Ma Yan, might retaliate?

That's why I was so careful when I first entered.

Just now, Bai Bufan pulled out the chair and sat down. The movement seemed smooth, but in fact, he deliberately glanced at the chair surface while pulling it out to make sure there was no water before pressing down on the chair back and sitting down.

The reason for holding the backrest is to prevent Lin Li from pulling the chair away the moment I sit down.

But I still got infected.

"Could it be my sweat?"

With this thought in mind, Bai Bufan touched his buttocks, then sniffed his wet fingers, and smiled with relief:

"It's pee. I knew it. How could Lin Li, a contestant who isn't a champion but just a winner, make me sweat?"

Then Bai Bufan touched his buttocks again, and his expression changed drastically:

"Aigoo, how come you even vomited shit!"

Chen, Ding, and Qu: "?"

What are they saying in their babbling?

“He’s insulting Bin again,” Lin Li said with a serious expression. “I really like what Bin said: ‘A professional player’s passport is a book full of regrets.’ Compared to Flandre’s farce, it should end now. The difference in their abilities is obvious.”

"Reversing the Heavenly Gang," Bai Bufan said with a laugh as he wiped the chair.

Your mother gave it to you.

Instead of taking the tissues from the table, he picked up his coat hanging on the chair.

"You weren't watching the game last night, were you? These days, anyone who can still watch LPL games is a respectable hero," Lin Li teased Bai Bufan.

"Just browsing to kill time."

Bai Bufan shrugged, but then bent down and leaned closer to Lin Li, his eyes filled with resentment and a desire to challenge, and asked:

"But Lin Li, do you have a Faker doujinshi? Damn it, everyone says Faker is hard to beat, but I don't believe it. I'll try it and see if it's really that hard."

"They say the female protagonist in that Korean game, Sword Star, looks like a cross-dressing Faker, but I haven't played it, so I'm not sure. You can give it a try." Looking at Bai Bufan's ambition, Lin Li lowered his voice and gave him a thumbs up.

Sometimes you really have to admit that the Koreans are awesome.

Especially in terms of spellcasting materials, Laoxiangji just can't beat the Korean aid.

Actually, it's not shameful to lose a game, but it's really shameful to report the other person for cheating.

Sigh, Lin Li guesses that how Koreans view Chinese cosplayers is like how we Chinese view their food: What kind of crap is this? It's all pig swill! Let's eat something better!
"What are you whispering about again?"

Seeing the two of them start whispering to each other with strange expressions, Ding Sihan looked speechless and annoyed, stretched out her foot and kicked them randomly.

His legs weren't long enough, so he kicked at thin air.

"It's nothing," they both said in unison.

"So where did this water come from?" No longer discussing the Korean player, Bai Bufan finished wiping his clothes and returned the jacket to Lin Li, his mind still on his original purpose: "Was I seeing things? Wait a minute..."

"I've already given you the water, and you still want the recipe? Aren't you being too greedy?"

"Tell me, I'm not one to hold grudges, but you have to let me die knowing why," Bai Bufan pleaded.

"In the world of martial arts, speed is the only way to break through defenses." Lin Li showed off the wet bottle cap in his hand. "As long as you are fast enough, you can spray water the moment you sit down."

This was naturally just an excuse to fool everyone. The real reason was the "Five Elements Technique," which allowed Lin Li to spray water whenever he wanted.

If it were a real water-splashing technique, no one else could do it as smoothly and stealthily as Lin Li.

However, no one really cared about that. As long as the result was that Bai Bufan was infected, the process didn't matter.

"What do you want for lunch, Ding Sihan? Have you made a choice?"

After arranging the items he brought on the table one by one, Bai Bufan seemed to have worked very hard. He let out a long sigh, stretched, and looked at Ding Sihan, the "three people and one dog's" go-to dining director, and asked her questions.

"Fuck!"

Before Ding Sihan could answer, the jarring noise in the study room made her swallow her words.

Lin Liren dragged his chair back, very inelegantly raised his two feet and placed them on the table, shaking them in a slovenly manner just like a local thug in a movie.

At the same time, Lin Li reached out his left hand to put his arm around Bai Bufan's left shoulder, and then reached out his right hand to put his arm around Chen Yuying's right shoulder, embracing her from both sides.

Awesome! I've wanted to do this for ages!

Under the bewildered gazes of Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu, Lin Li looked up at them with his nose in his head, frowned, gestured towards Bai Bufan, and spoke impatiently:
"My husband is asking you a question!"

"What are you standing there for? Ding Sihan, answer me!"

Bai Bufan was taken aback at first, then immediately blushed and moved closer to Lin Li, resting her head on Lin Li's left shoulder, adding, "Lin Li~ you're so sweet~"

Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu: "(；☉_☉)?"

Chen Yuying: "(へ╬)!"

Chen Yuying silently tried to move her chair away from Lin Li, while also reaching out to pull away Lin Li's hand that was on her shoulder, but all her efforts ended in failure.

"..."

"..."

"Hahahaha! You two! Are you sick in the head?! I give up! Damn it!"

After a brief silence, the two girls in front of them finally couldn't hold back any longer. Their emotions exploded instantly, and they buried their heads in their hands on the table, their shoulders shaking as they laughed uncontrollably.

To be honest, the "three people and one dog" group has been together for a long time, but reproductive isolation is reproductive isolation. Even after so much time working together, the "three people" still can't predict or understand the "dog's" next move or its motivation.

Anyone who can predict this is a genius.

"Alright, put your feet away. Sooner or later, the library's study rooms will also have surveillance cameras."

After struggling in vain, Chen Yuying helplessly nudged Lin Li's waist with her elbow and sighed.

"Actually, surveillance is pretty useless, and it even has side effects,"

Upon hearing this, Lin Li withdrew his foot and took the tissue Chen Yuying offered to wipe the table, but at the same time he complained:

“When I lived in my hometown, my house was often burgled, but after I removed the security cameras, I never saw my house being burgled again.”

Chen Yuying: "..."

"Indeed, and the surveillance system has to be plugged in all the time, which is a waste of electricity. If you ask me, why don't we develop an intelligent surveillance system that only turns on automatically when it detects a thief? That would save electricity and be more efficient, and it wouldn't record those useless clips."

Bai Bufan agreed with this.

"You're absolutely right..."

Watching the two of them start chatting passionately again, Chen Yuying sighed.

The relationship between the three of them is too crowded.

If Wang Yuezhi (Midday Limited Edition) could hear Chen Yuying's current feelings, he would probably be very gratified, because she has him in her heart.

"But we've already picked out what to eat. Let's have Japanese food today. Let's go." Ding Sihan, who had finally recovered from her laughing fit, stood up and greeted everyone, "I've sent the link to the group. If there are no objections, this is the place."

"Let's go with this one then."

"expect."

In fact, putting aside the species and habits of the organisms, Lin Li and Bai Bufan are great dining buddies because these two are almost always able to argue and spoil the fun, and they also provide emotional value.

The five people left the study room and prepared to go downstairs to hail a taxi.

As usual, there were quite a few people waiting for the elevator in the library during mealtime. The floor where the study room was located was not a low floor, but it was not the top floor either. When the elevator door opened, there were already several people inside.

Lin Li gentlemanly let the girls go first so they could stand against the wall, and then he squeezed in himself, naturally leaning against Chen Yuying.

To prevent Chen Yuying from being pushed by others, he pushed first, thus perfectly solving the problem.

Bai Bufan, however, was not so naive and stood right next to the elevator buttons.

Others gradually came in, but they weren't crammed together like sardines. Once it looked almost full, the people outside decided to wait for the next elevator.

The elevator began to descend.

"Hey, Lin Li." Bai Bufan, who was diagonally opposite, suddenly spoke up loudly.

"What's wrong?" Because of his height, even though they were far apart, Lin Li could still clearly see Bai Bufan, who was also quite tall, and asked with a frown.

"Did you have that circumcision you mentioned you wanted to do?" Bai Bufan's loud voice broke through the brief silence in the elevator.

Lin Li: "(；☉_☉)?!"

"..."

The atmosphere in the elevator suddenly froze as the question arose.

Then the innocent bystanders either lowered their heads, turned their heads to the side, or took out their phones and started exchanging cyberbullying messages.

Eh?
Your mother!

This is Bai Bufan's revenge, a guy who's even more petty than Ma Yan!
When seemingly casual yet probing gazes came from all directions, Lin Li reacted and instantly glared angrily.

But unfortunately, the person opposite him was shameless. At this moment, he was unwilling to even sneer, nor did he show any remorse. He only had a face full of 'sincere' concern.

House seemingly endless rain.

"Excuse me, sir, you're standing too close to us. Could you please move over a bit?"

Lin Li turned around upon hearing this and looked at the "three people" who had somehow separated by two centimeters—two centimeters was the limit, and the "three people" were already standing right next to the wall.

Looking at Ding Sihan, who spoke indifferently, and Qu Wanqiu, who looked disgusted, Lin Li's eyes twitched slightly.

Damn you!
Pretending to be strangers at a time like this! Ding Zijiujiu! What happened to you two?!

Lin Li then became somewhat sad.

Chen Yuying was someone who could share wealth but not hardship—when Lin Li looked over, she decisively looked away, refusing to meet his gaze.

For now, let's set aside the question of whether Bai Bufan's self-proclaimed persona is genuine. Even if it were true, all he did was cut a purse—Yingbao, don't you love me anymore?

So……

Yuying, Yuying, do you truly love me, or do you only love my handbag?
At this thought, his heart ached as if it were being torn apart. A tremendous sadness overwhelmed Lin Li like a tidal wave, and he even felt a little jealous of his own wallet.

Damaged leather bag. Damaged leather bag.

But it is precisely in times like these that we must remain calm.

My brain is working at lightning speed right now. All the previous insights I've gained have found their meaning. I've got it!

Lin Li calmly looked at Bai Bufan, and spoke softly amidst the many ears that were perked up around him:
"That patient's surgery is scheduled for Monday morning. I'll arrange it for you as soon as I finish the operation. Here's the plan: I'll do the operation on Monday afternoon. When you get home, remember to wash with warm water several times, and also prepare loose outer pants and tight-fitting underwear. They'll be useful then."

Mr. Bai Bufan, I'm so sorry to have kept you waiting so long. Next time you recommend a friend, I'll give them a discount—the second one is half price.

Bai Bufan: "(；゜○゜)!?"

Gasps of astonishment echoed through the elevator, suggesting that the temperature had risen as a result; otherwise, why would Bai Bufan's face be flushed red?

A group of strangers riding the elevator exchanged glances before lowering their heads to suppress their laughter.

Unexpectedly, this story took an unexpected turn!

This person was actually a doctor!

Although I'm a urologist, it's a profession that's hard to talk about and not ideal for dating.

But urology is urology, it's still better than proctologists who pick your poop all day, so it's a valuable asset in comparison.

Hey, why is the girl behind him holding his hand?

Didn't we just not know each other?

Damn it, it's hopeless.

Some people experience heartbreak in the blink of an eye, while others find their dogs sweating profusely in elevators.

Bai Bufan, whose offensive and defensive positions had shifted, gritted his teeth in anger.

Grass!
Lin Li has found a loophole.

And this guy was so adamant about it! He didn't give me any other chances!
But Bai Bufan sneered. Since that's the case, don't blame him for flipping the table.

Bai Bufan has plenty of ways!
……

"Ding--"

The elevator doors opened, and Bai Bufan smiled confidently. Having done everything he could, he strode out, completely ignoring the four terrified people behind him.

Lin Li frowned, realizing that things were not so simple.

He turned around and looked at the "three people" who were now willing to get to know him again, asking uncertainly, "What floor are we on now?"

“Don’t you recognize numbers?” Ding Sihan pointed to the display screen above the elevator. “Fourth floor.”

Lin Li: "Which floor are we going to?"

Chen Yuying blinked: "When we go out to eat, we'll definitely go to the first floor."

Lin Li raised an eyebrow, his expression innocently puzzled, and pointed at Bai Bufan, who had already walked away outside the elevator: "What did Bufan do? Is he going home for dinner?"

Qu Wanqiu smiled: "Circumcision... You went to have surgery, right?"

Qu Wanqiu, who was still half human, couldn't utter such words without restraint like "a dog".

Lin Li suddenly realized: "Oh, I see. I hope his surgery goes well."

Ding Sihan, Qu Wanqiu, and Chen Yuying: "Yes, best wishes."

After the conversation ended, the three of them looked at each other and couldn't help but laugh.

Bai Bufan flipped the table.

—He flipped himself over. According to relativity, he flipped himself over, but the table didn't move. Using Bai Bufan as the reference point, that means the table was flipped over.

Bai Bufan, win!

……

"Cowardly Lizard, you're back from cutting open the purse?"

Seeing Bai Bufan finally appear at the library entrance, Lin Li said with a smile.

"Damn, climbing the stairs is exhausting. I should have waited for the next elevator." Bai Bufan ignored Lin Li's sarcasm and just panted.

"You can go downstairs like this? You're in great shape for life, why don't you exercise?"

"What's the point of exercising? You'd be better off playing computer games instead."

Bai Bufan curled his lip upon hearing this, and seeing the disdain still in Lin Li's eyes, he explained on his behalf:

"You know the famous sports brand NIKE, right? Then you should also know their most famous slogan, JUST DO IT, right?"

"Even a leading sports brand like Nike is urging us to move into the IT industry. Doesn't this prove that sports are hopeless and we might as well play with computers to prepare for the IT revolution?"

Lin Li gave a thumbs up upon hearing this.

That's reasonable, I accept it.

"They've already left? Where's our car? Did we call it?" Seeing that Lin Li had been persuaded, Bai Bufan nodded with satisfaction and then asked.

With five people, the men and women would naturally take separate taxis.

The reason the "three people" disappeared was because they had already hailed a taxi and set off first.

"Look, we've arrived." After glancing at his phone, Lin Li's eyes searched the doorway. Once he found his target, he led Bai Bufan over.

"The last four digits of the license plate are 9749."

Too lazy to fasten their seatbelts, the two of them chose to sit in the back.

"Okay." The driver nodded, and the vehicle started and set off.

"Lin Li, look, I've just discovered a treasure of a blogger!"

Since he had nothing better to do, Bai Bufan continued to share positive energy:
"This figure is simply the ceiling, but then again, even the best ceiling needs a false ceiling."

"I can only say I envy the top contributor."

Upon hearing this, the driver glanced at the rearview mirror out of the corner of his eye.

I was torn, hesitant about whether to ask the two of them who the blogger was.

At this moment, the car's navigation system issued a prompt.

"There is an airplane 100 meters ahead."

As soon as the navigation voice came out, Lin Li and Bai Bufan stopped talking and looked at the driver with slight shock.

"Holy crap, uncle, your navigation is amazing! It even connects to airline routes! Where's the plane? Where is it? Where is it?"

The two passersby were shocked and embarrassed. They tacitly pressed their faces against the windows on either side, looking at the sky, trying to find any trace of the plane.

The driver smiled upon hearing this, then lightly punched the center console with his fist, allowing the malfunctioning navigation system to resume its function.
"—The bullet train has arrived. Please be careful."

The driver smiled as he looked in the rearview mirror; now the two men knew what was going on.

The three people's eyes met in mid-air.

then:

Lin Li's eyes widened: "Holy crap! Uncle, your train can even indicate when a high-speed train has arrived? It's connected not only to airlines, but also to the Ministry of Railways' Transportation Bureau!"

Bai Bufan gave a thumbs up: "Really! Awesome! Uncle, your identity and connections are quite impressive! You're really keeping a low profile! But where are the high-speed trains around here? I don't see any!"

Driver: "(；☉_☉)?"

"..."

"..."

"This is supposed to be 'Non-motorized vehicle lane 100 meters ahead, please be careful!' Not an airplane or a high-speed train! Are you two playing dumb?! This is common sense! It's just a glitch in the pronunciation module! How am I supposed to understand it like this?!"

The driver couldn't hold back any longer and started complaining loudly.

However, noticing the two men's chuckling expressions, the driver's lips twitched slightly.

These two were deliberately pretending to be stupid.

Never mind, it doesn't seem like he's faking it.

However, the driver's attention was immediately drawn to something else. He slowed down, looked to the side, and clicked his tongue.
"It looks like there was a car accident."

Upon hearing this, Lin Li and Bai Bufan immediately followed the driver's gaze.

Sure enough, on one side of the road at the intersection, two cars were parked there, both with varying degrees of dents in the front. Traffic police were standing nearby.

It shouldn't be serious and there were no injuries or fatalities; it was just a minor collision. The people talking and arguing next to the traffic police are the car owners.

To be honest, if it weren't for the girls waiting for the two of them to have dinner, and if it were just Lin Li and Bai Bufan out having fun today, they would have really asked the driver to stop and take them to eat some gossip just to join in the fun.

The fare will be settled directly, so as not to cause any trouble for the driver.

But there are people waiting there now, so all I can say is it's a pity.

The mecha piloting accident is still fresh in our minds, serving as a constant reminder that mechas should be damaged on the battlefield, never wasted in safe zones!
Since we feel sadness and regret over this, we should do our part to prevent such a situation from happening again!

[Mission triggered!]

[Mission 3: Locate 10 pilots who violated regulations in operating and using the mechs, and immediately order them to correct their mistakes (0/10)]

[Mission Rewards: Physical Improvement: Mech Synchronization Index +10; Random Talent; System Currency *50.]

(End of this chapter)