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Chapter 896 What a huge scoop!
"What?!"
In the bar, Guan Gu Shenqi looked at Zeng Xiaoxian, Lu Ziqiao, Zhang Wei, and Tan Wenjie.
Speaking in awkward Japanese-accented Mandarin, he said, "You guys actually startled Yifei?"
"Hahaha!" x3
Seeing the three men's smug and overconfident expressions, Tan Wenjie couldn't help but shake his head.
A beautiful woman who was about to hand over her contact information saw this and instinctively stepped back, realizing that she had been rejected by the handsome man.
“You have no idea what happened back then, it was absolutely amazing!” Lu Ziqiao said.
Zeng Xiaoxian nodded repeatedly: "That's right, that's right. If you saw that scene, you would definitely feel that your life has been worthwhile!"
"Zhang Wei should handle this matter," Lu Ziqiao said.
Zhang Wei nodded, and was about to speak when he saw Lu Ziqiao's hand bend towards Zeng Xiaoxian: "Teacher Zeng is a radio program host. His eloquence will definitely make the story from back then even more vivid!"
Zeng Xiaoxian was about to speak, but immediately shook his head: "Let Wenjie do it. He was in charge of the most crucial part, and he stayed in the living room with Hu Yifei the whole time. His perspective must be very interesting."
"That's right, that's right."
"Wait, how about Zhang Wei says it instead?"
"Hahaha……"
Guan Gu Shenqi retorted speechlessly, "The three of you have been laughing for almost half an hour now, and you still haven't said how you scared Yi Fei."
"Back then..."
The three people's eyes met, and then...
"Hahaha!" x3
Finally, unable to bear it any longer, Guan Gu Shenqi said to Tan Wenjie, "Wenjie, why don't you say it?"
“That’s right, Wenjie should be the one to say it.”
Before Tan Wenjie could speak, Lu Ziqiao suddenly said at lightning speed, "We'll pretend to be Avatars, and then have Tan Wenjie create a scary atmosphere in the living room, accompanied by the sound of the power switch being pulled and knocking on the door. When Hu Yifei opened the door, we'd give her a big fright."
"..." x4
"No, no, what you're saying makes no sense at all." Several people were still arguing.
"What about the atmosphere and Yifei's emotional journey?"
Guan Gu Shenqi looked at Tan Wenjie and asked, "You actually joined forces with them to deal with Yi Fei?"
"You mean colluding with each other, right?" Several people said in unison.
Tan Wenjie said, "Of course, it's because I'm just killing time anyway."
What, do I have to pick a time to play a prank?
Just then, a voice rang out from behind: "Alright, since you have challenged me, then I accept your challenge!"
Hu Yifei had already arrived in front of the enemy without anyone noticing.
"Yifei, I apologize now, I surrender!" Zhang Wei immediately raised his hand.
As expected, he then received scornful looks from everyone.
"The game has begun, and no one is going to end it!"
She glared at the people present, lingering particularly long on Tan Wenjie's face, before turning and leaving.
"Why is she glaring at me on purpose?" Tan Wenjie asked, puzzled. "Does being handsome attract hatred?"
Lu Ziqiao said, "Because... none of the three of us are a threat to her."
“That’s right!” x2
"You guys are quite proud of it."
"You're in big trouble, Wenjie~" x3
"..."
"Aren't you afraid at all?"
"Why should I be afraid? Let her come at me."
While searching for 001's hideout, Tan Wenjie doesn't mind adding a little spice to his life.
“I told you he wasn’t afraid of Hu Yifei at all.”
"However... hehehe."
"Teacher Zeng, why are you suddenly smiling in such a lewd way?"
"Is this the first time Teacher Zeng has smiled so lewdly?"
"That's true."
Zeng Xiaoxian: "..."
After a moment of silence, he said, "I just suddenly remembered that Wenjie and Hu Yifei both live in 3602. We see each other all the time, so he can help us absorb most of the firepower."
"Yay!" X3
The three of them high-fived in celebration.
Tan Wenjie shook his head, stood up, and said, "Let her bring it on, I have other things to do."
"what's up?"
"I made plans to go out with Youyou."
"What?!" X2
Lu Ziqiao was shocked: "You want to seduce my aunt and become my uncle? Since we'll be on the same side from now on, lend me some money for an emergency!"
Tan Wenjie said, "I just agreed to accompany her to the audition, since I used to be an actor too."
"I see." Lu Ziqiao nodded, somewhat disappointed, then suddenly turned to look at Guan Gu Shenqi, "Guan Gu, why were you so shocked just now?"
The only people who were shocked just now, besides Lü Ziqiao, were Guan Gu Shenqi.
"I...I think...um...my Chinese isn't very good, private Marseille."
"Oh~~" X4
Needless to say, everyone had already made their own judgment.
After leaving the bar, Tan Wenjie and Tang Youyou took a taxi to the film set.
In the car, Tang Youyou took out a thick stack of booklets.
"This time I'm interviewing for the role of the female lead in a crime drama called 'Reversal Heroes'!"
Tan Wenjie asked in confusion, "Has the script already been confirmed for you? Why would they send you the script in advance?"
"No, this also includes some other scripts," Tang Youyou said somewhat embarrassedly. "After the audition today, I still have to go to other film crews."
"Judging by the thickness of the script, you'll probably have to rehearse at least a dozen scenes today," Tan Wenjie said in surprise.
"Don't worry, the Tang-style performance method will lead me out of this predicament!"
As expected, a long queue formed after the two arrived at the film set.
While waiting, Tan Wenjie recalled the scene when he had just graduated and was looking for a job, where he also lined up to hand in his resume.
"Handsome, are you here to audition too?" a woman in her thirties or forties asked as she walked over.
"I'm with my friend." Tan Wenjie pointed at Tang Youyou, but when he turned around, he found that she had already run ahead and was exchanging acting tips with others.
"You have a great image, you can give it a try."
"Is that so?" Tan Wenjie remained noncommittal.
Soon Tang Youyou ran back, and the woman nodded and left, even brushing past Tang Youyou.
"Wenjie, I've spoken with many people and they've found that I'm well-prepared. You can wait for my good news!"
"I may not be able to interview with you next time."
"Why?" Tang Youyou asked, puzzled.
Do you know what you're most afraid of when auditioning?
"what?"
"A person who wanted to be a star dragged her friend along to the competition, but unexpectedly, she ended up as a runner-up while her friend became a star and enjoyed a long and successful career, while she could only hide in a corner and feel sad and heartbroken."
"Hey, don't make it sound so scary, okay?" Tang Youyou rubbed her arms and then said, "But I feel like I've heard this somewhere before, like I've seen it in a lot of gossip tabloids. Do you like reading gossip too?"
“You’re focusing on the completely wrong thing!” Tan Wenjie said. “Anyway, I have other things to do. Good luck to you.”
"Ok."
Tang Youyou nodded helplessly; she had successfully regained her confidence through the conversation.
Meanwhile, Hu Yifei's counterattack had already begun.
Hu Yifei racked her brains to find a way to retaliate against the four people, but found herself overwhelmed.
Lu Ziqiao is easy to deal with. If you want to make that playboy suffer, just keep sabotaging his womanizing efforts.
In short, Hu Yifei decided to poke Lu Ziqiao's tires. Every time he picks up a girl, Hu Yifei will follow and poke her. In this way, Lu Ziqiao will definitely become very depressed in the end.
But Zhang Wei and Zeng Xiaoxian are in a bit of a predicament.
Zhang Wei is a penniless wretch, and Zeng Xiaoxian is a coward. Neither of them believes in easy money, and they live cautiously.
The most difficult one to deal with is Tan Wenjie.
With his handsome appearance and mysterious background, and the fact that he sells gold suggesting a wealthy family, this kind of rich and handsome man can't be dealt with using ordinary tricks; we must simplify things.
Just then, an unexpected figure came into view.
"Yu Mo?"
"Yifei!"
The two beautiful women were holding hands; the other woman was Qin Yumo, Hu Yifei's good friend.
The moment Hu Yifei saw the other person, her revenge plan immediately took shape.
"Do me a favor."
"what's up?"
"Four scoundrels dared to challenge me, showing no respect for my own power," Hu Yifei said. "I need you to help me take them down one by one, so they'll know that messing with Hu Yifei will never end well!"
"Four bastards?"
"A spineless host with a sly smile, a playboy full of lies, a penniless lawyer who's a fence-sitter, and the last one is a good-for-nothing scoundrel with nothing but audacity!"
"Why do your comments sound so subjective?" Qin Yumo couldn't help but ask. "And what about troublemakers? Who's the emperor?"
"Of course it's me!" Hu Yifei patted her chest and said, "Our Love Apartment is a constitutional monarchy! All the central power is in my hands. These four bastards dare to challenge me, which is treason!"
"Yay!" Qin Yumo clapped her hands and cheered; she loved joining in the fun.
There's bound to be excitement with her best friend, and she's absolutely not worried about Hu Yifei getting the short end of the stick, because she's never seen Hu Yifei lose a game since they were kids.
The two men immediately targeted Zhang Wei.
The prank was simple: give Zhang Wei a special kind of chewing gum, make him eat it, and wait for his mouth and tongue to turn black.
As a stunning beauty, Qin Yumo successfully attracted Zhang Wei's attention with her first move, but the ending left both of them puzzled.
"It's your Extra gum."
"It's your Extra gum."
"It's your Extra gum."
afterwards,
Qin Yumo rubbed his head helplessly: "I feel like my head is about to explode. I offered him chewing gum, but he wouldn't take it at all."
Hu Yifei was also annoyed: "I noticed that Zhang Wei seems to have gone mad. He keeps taking out his chewing gum and counting it over and over again, but he just won't eat it. Does that bastard want to count the chewing gum to see if he's been tricked?"
Qin Yumo: "But I paid for the chewing gum."
"..."X2
“Then let’s move on to the next target, Zeng Xiaoxian!” Hu Yifei said. “I need you to go and borrow a razor from Zeng Xiaoxian.”
"it is good!"
The plan was good, but problems arose at the very beginning of its implementation because Zeng Xiaoxian had obsessive-compulsive disorder related to cleanliness.
No matter how many times Qin Yumo went, she could only get disposable razors.
Ultimately, the two could only turn their attention to Lü Ziqiao.
The plan to puncture Lu Ziqiao's tires was a great success. As long as his glorious deeds were told, the date would be ruined. However, Lu Ziqiao was also a highly sensitive person. After realizing that no matter what he did today, he would only fail, he realized that someone was plotting against him. So he immediately chased after him.
Hu Yifei was almost exposed, but fortunately Qin Yumo stepped in in time to help her escape and turn the danger into safety.
The two sat together and reviewed the incident afterwards.
"Not a single prank has succeeded in a whole day," Hu Yifei sighed. "I didn't expect that these guys, who usually seem so clueless, would all become so clever today."
"By the way, Yifei, didn't you say there was one last audacious troublemaker?"
"I don't intend to let you deal with that troublemaker."
"why?"
"Because I'm worried you'll be fooled by his deceptive appearance."
"So he's a handsome guy?" Qin Yumo was pleasantly surprised, then said, "Maybe Richard and I are really not a good match. I also need to prepare for my own future."
Hu Yifei asked in surprise, "Are you going to cheat on me?"
"No, I was just saying. I just wanted to disappear temporarily to make him nervous." Qin Yumo was saying this when she suddenly covered her mouth, "So handsome!"
"what?"
Upon hearing that there was a handsome guy, Hu Yifei subconsciously turned her head to look.
Tan Wenjie was seen walking lazily towards the apartment with his hands in his pockets.
She immediately grabbed Qin Yumo's hand and made her crouch down to hide, thus avoiding being exposed.
"It's that bitch!" Hu Yifei said. "I'm sure I have a way to make him suffer!"
"But Yifei, isn't he a celebrity because he's so handsome?"
"Definitely not. That guy is incredibly lazy. He's probably some rich kid who's out experiencing life. I heard him say yesterday that he's going to hire a nanny for the apartment and pay her 50,000 yuan a month!"
"Wow!"
"Looks like I'll have to do it myself."
"Yifei, how can you keep such a handsome guy all to yourself?"
"What do you mean by 'eating alone'? I mean I'll personally prank him, make him regret messing with me, let him know why flowers are so red, let him..."
The two walked to the front of the residential area, worrying about how to deal with Tan Wenjie next.
This time, Hu Yifei's revenge plan must succeed at least once, otherwise it will be a complete failure, and failure is the last thing Hu Yifei can accept.
Just as I was struggling with this decision, a mature woman in her thirties or forties walked over.
"Excuse me, ladies, is this the Love Apartment?"
“That’s right.” Hu Yifei nodded, then looked at the other person with suspicion.
Although she is slightly older, she has a full figure and exudes an intellectual beauty.
Her mind instantly locked onto the only suspect in the apartment—Lu Ziqiao!
"Are you here to find someone?" Hu Yifei asked.
"Yes, I'm looking for Tan Wenjie. I don't know if he's here."
"Tan Wenjie?" Hu Yifei was overjoyed. "Hahaha, I've finally got you in my hands!"
No wonder that jerk had no interest in me; it turns out he likes this type.
Then don't blame yourself for puncturing his tires today.
Why are you looking for him?
“He rejected me and didn’t leave his contact information. I found out by chance that he lived here, so I took the initiative to contact him, hoping that he could give me, and us, a chance.”
Hu Yifei: "Me?"
Qin Yumo: "Them?"
The two looked at each other.
What a huge scoop! X2 (End of Chapter)
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