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Chapter 784 This person is truly a master of blatant lying.
Qiu Sheng raised his finger and pointed: "Master, those stars are pointing...to this place, right?"
This was the first time in his life he had encountered such an outrageous celestial phenomenon.
Uncle Nine: "I think maybe..."
boom--
A figure flashed into existence from the sky and then plummeted straight to the ground.
It hovered about ten feet above the ground, and the downward wind stirred up dust.
"Cough! Ptooey, ptooey, ptooey!" X3
Just now, when the three of them looked up, they unconsciously opened their mouths wide and happened to eat a mouthful of dust.
Qiu Sheng wiped his mouth with his sleeve and complained to the figure that had suddenly flown over from the sky: "Brother Jie, why did you suddenly fly over here?"
I missed you all, so I came to visit.
"Haven't we only been apart for a few days?"
They were already used to Tan Wenjie's ability to fly and disappear into the air.
Suddenly, Wen Cai winked and leaned close to Tan Wenjie: "Brother Jie, are you planning to pick up Miss Yu?"
"Who?"
The new name immediately piqued Tan Wenjie's interest.
“They’re three pretty girls who just moved to town,” Qiu Sheng interrupted and added.
Tan Wenjie raised his hand and made a calculation with his fingers. Then, the three of them, including Uncle Nine, saw the stars in the sky shining again, forming a star "→" pointing southeast.
"I'll treat you to tea another day."
He strode out of the mortuary.
"Don't postpone it, today is fine." Qiu Sheng chased after him.
"Brother Jie, I'm here too!" Wen Cai turned to chase after him.
"Ahem." Uncle Nine cleared his throat.
Wen Cai stopped, but seeing Qiu Sheng and Tan Wenjie's figures getting further and further away, he immediately ran outside and shouted without turning his head, "Master, I'll go get you one."
Uncle Nine: "..."
Shake his head and sigh.
"Look at how careless they are. Even if we pay them this month, they'll definitely lose it. I'd better save it for them."
Upon arriving in town, the streets were clean and tidy.
There are dedicated personnel patrolling the streets, and as Tan Wenjie's business has grown, some of his fellow villagers have been hired to maintain street sanitation.
When people see Tan Wenjie, they immediately stop to greet him.
Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai, who were following behind Tan Wenjie, shook their heads upon seeing this.
Qiu Sheng: "Stinky!"
Wencai: "Showing off!"
The two turned to look at each other, then exclaimed in unison, "That's too much!"
They are upright people who remain untainted by the mud, and they despise those who are obsequious.
"Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai, let's have dinner together later. Order whatever you like."
Upon hearing Tan Wenjie's words, the two men's eyes lit up, and they hunched over and rushed to Tan Wenjie's side.
"This isn't a good idea." "Thanks, Brother Jie!"
The workers standing by the roadside whispered among themselves upon seeing this.
"He's blinded by greed and has lost his integrity. He's really disgraced Uncle Jiu."
"Yes, they're willing to be the lackeys of the rich for a few meals."
They didn't hate Tam Man-kit, but they looked down on Chau Sang and Man Choi, who were better at flattering and doing better than them.
"Pah!" *N
Tan Wenjie walked through street after street until he finally arrived at a restaurant, which happened to be one of his own properties.
The stars guide you here.
With a slight twitch of his nose, Tan Wenjie was certain that a strong demonic aura was inside the restaurant and was rapidly drifting towards the entrance.
The next moment, three girls in cheongsams came out of the restaurant, chatting and laughing.
When they passed by and saw Tan Wenjie and his two companions, they paused briefly, nodded to Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai, and then walked towards the street ahead.
"Brother Jie, are you really planning to woo Miss Yu?" Qiu Sheng caught up and asked, then pointed to the backs of three women and introduced them, "These three are Miss Yu, but they didn't look at you just now, so it seems a bit difficult."
Tan Wenjie retorted, "I'm a handsome man, isn't it reasonable for me to be planning to pick up girls?"
"No, you're so handsome, why don't you go after someone more difficult? Leave this kind of girl to me, so no one will say you're not picky."
"If I can't even handle this kind of person, how can I be confident in handling someone even more difficult?"
"That's not what I meant. You've married so many women, won't you be able to handle it all?"
"Up, down, up, down, left, right, left, right, front, back, front, back, do you understand?"
"I don't understand, but it sounds pretty lewd."
"That's right." Tan Wenjie squinted at the three women in cheongsams as they left.
What audacity! She actually dared to wear a cheongsam and wiggle her hips in front of me. The last person so arrogant and got away with it was Ru Hua.
Two faces, one handsome and one sleazy, blocked his view.
“Brother Jie, although we’ve been through thick and thin together, I don’t think you should be eyeing other people’s backsides,” Wen Cai criticized righteously.
To appear virtuous, he would peek at other people's backsides with a sidelong glance, unlike Tan Wenjie who did so openly and honestly.
Qiu Sheng nodded in agreement: "Yeah, Brother Jie, if you want to watch, then watch ours."
As he spoke, he turned around, with an expression that suggested he was willing to sacrifice himself.
Tan Wenjie took a step back in disgust, then criticized, "You two are really something, trying to eat alone. There are three women there, and there are exactly three of us."
Hearing this, Wencai nodded repeatedly, somewhat tempted, but Qiusheng slapped him on the back of the head. "Ouch, why did you hit me?" Wencai was baffled.
"With Jay's good looks, he must have hooked up with at least two girls, maybe even three. You definitely won't get one."
He saw through Tan Wenjie's little scheme at a glance. Chasing girls isn't a game of connecting lines; not everyone is equally matched. Instead, regardless of status, everyone only looks at the most outstanding one.
Wen Cai retorted, displeased: "And you?"
Then he automatically shut up.
Being handsome isn't everything; he believes there are people who don't care about his appearance but value his inner qualities.
Tan Wenjie shook his head and said earnestly, "Don't even think about it. Those three are not human. You can't handle them. Let me do it."
"Brother Jie, don't try to trick us into giving up just because they're pretty."
"That's right!"
“I’m so handsome and incredibly wealthy, everyone I meet greets me the moment they see me. What would you do if you were a woman?” Tan Wenjie retorted.
The two were speechless.
Even if they weren't women, they still wanted to get close to Tan Wenjie because there were benefits to be gained.
"She, she... Miss Yu and the others may be able to remain untainted by the mud."
"Wencai, you can use idioms now?"
"Hehe, I've been learning new things to enrich myself lately."
"Don't go off-topic!" Qiu Sheng said. "Brother Jie, did you figure something out?"
“They are not human, but demons. They have at least a thousand years of cultivation and have committed countless murders. If you get close, you will only have your yang energy drained.”
"Hiss—" X2
They had reservations about Tam Man-kit's character, but they absolutely believed him unconditionally when he said there were monsters.
Because of his handsome appearance, Qiu Sheng was always the first target whenever a female ghost tried to trick him into revealing his yang energy. So he puffed out his chest, as if to say, "It's time for me to show myself again."
Wen Cai, eager to try, asked, "Does absorbing yang energy not depend on one's face?"
“These three monsters are highly skilled; they probably wouldn’t be able to communicate verbally,” Tan Wenjie added.
"Not mouth-to-mouth, for example?" x2
At these times, the two always speak in unison.
"For example, he can drain you dry with just a glance from three or five feet away."
"I'll let you have it, Brother Jie." "Yeah, we love helping others achieve their goals."
The two men chuckled and stepped back, indicating that they had withdrawn from the competition.
They wouldn't do a business that would be a loss, as it would not only bring them no benefit but also shorten their lifespan.
Tan Wenjie sighed: "Alright, I'll take care of this dangerous task. After all, you guys call me Brother Jie."
Under their watchful eyes, Tan Wenjie quickened his pace and caught up, calling out, "Ladies, please wait a moment."
The three stopped, turned around, and looked at him with a puzzled expression.
At the same time, three different scented breezes blew in, and if Tan Wenjie hadn't seen through their true nature, he probably would have fallen for their tricks.
The fragrance carries a bewitching poison that seduces the mind.
After seeing one of the people's faces clearly, Tan Wenjie became even more certain that the other person was not simple. In addition to the deeply hidden demonic aura, there was also a face that looked exactly like Wang Zhenzhen's.
Although the two worlds of "My Date with a Vampire" and "Zombie in the Republic of China" have been separated again, their mutual influence has not been completely eliminated.
The influence of certain "historical" events persists, just as it does now.
"Sir, do you need something from us?" asked the female demon who looked exactly like Wang Zhenzhen.
Their true identities are thousand-year-old moth demons who absorb yang energy to enhance their cultivation and attempt to become immortals.
This time, I was just passing through Renjia Town and planned to absorb the yang energy of a few people before leaving.
The three female demons were puzzled when they were suddenly called to a stop.
"It seems you've lost something." Tan Wenjie pulled a stack of silver notes from his pocket. "Did you accidentally drop this just now?"
The three girls: "..."
They had never seen such a straightforward way of picking up girls—simply throwing money at them.
However, after looking Tan Wenjie up and down, the three women exchanged a brief glance and immediately made a decision.
One of them smiled with delight: "Thank you, sir. This money is what we lost by accident."
The other two nodded repeatedly.
They discovered that Tan Wenjie possessed a righteous aura, and his yang energy was as intense as the blazing sun, which was sure to be very potent.
Since the other party intends to use money to pick up girls, why don't the three sisters play along, go with the flow and make the other party mistakenly believe that they can get something for nothing, and then take the opportunity to drain him dry.
"I don't know how to thank you, sir. There's a coffee shop not far ahead, shall we go in for a coffee?"
“Well…” Tan Wenjie looked up at the sky, “It’s getting late, and it might rain. How about I take the three ladies home?”
The three women looked up at the sky.
The sun was high in the sky, and there were still at least seven or eight hours until dark, and the weather was clear and cloudless.
This person is truly a master of lying through their teeth.
And to send it to three people at once, that's definitely the mark of a lustful glutton.
The three sisters, being demons, love nothing more than punishing evil and eliminating wickedness. They feel no guilt when absorbing the power of such people, and can even boast about their achievements. Even if they encounter a highly enlightened master one day, they can use it as an excuse.
"Thank you for your trouble, young master."
Each of them had their own agenda.
You have your strategy of playing hard to get, and I have my strategy of throwing myself into your arms; we're both afraid the other won't agree, and we're both eyeing the other's life.
Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai, standing in the distance, simply clenched their fists.
Superficial! X2
So what if you're rich! (End of Chapter)
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