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"Third Uncle?"

A young fox demon with reddish eyebrows recognized one of the immortals, and her face lit up with joy. "Third Uncle, it's me, Anan! I heard you've joined the ranks of immortals and become a mountain god!"

Upon hearing that they knew each other, the fox demons breathed a sigh of relief.

Those who come are friends, not enemies.

When they looked at Princess Jade Face and the others, their faces were full of calm smiles.

Unexpectedly, the third maternal uncle suddenly snorted coldly, his two red eyebrows standing on end.

"How dare you lay a hand on the two princesses!"

"Third Uncle, no, I..."

The small mountain quickly spun into a palm-sized jade seal, which spun around in the "Third Uncle's" palm. With a shout of "Damn it!", the jade seal smashed straight at the fox demon Anan's head.

Anan instinctively raised his claws to defend himself, and demonic energy rapidly gathered at his fingertips.

"Boom!"

The jade seal pierced through the wind and precisely struck Anan's skull. The sound of the skull shattering was clearly audible at the scene, and red and white liquid splattered everywhere, even splashing onto the faces of several fox demons nearby.

The nearest fox demon subconsciously licked its lips, feeling the gentle, familiar warmth.

There was a brief silence, followed by an immediate explosion.

"what--!!"

The enemy had arrived. The dozens of mountain gods were all on Princess Jade Face's side. Although these fox demons boasted that they could turn the world upside down and dominate a region, they could only show off their power in their own fox den.

It wasn't heavenly soldiers or generals who came; just the mountain god alone was enough to terrify them.

"Run! The gods are coming!"

The remaining demons were terrified and scattered in all directions.

Some of the weaker fox demons exploded into a cloud of black smoke, from which a red-haired fox emerged with a "whoosh," only to be so frightened that it reverted to its original form.

Some, while fleeing, didn't watch where they were going and bumped into their own kind. Both sides were extremely tense and started scratching each other with their claws.

The foul-smelling wind carried many broken fox fur.

The mountain gods and local deities each displayed their unique abilities.

As the mountain god pointed, a giant rock ten feet away trembled with a "hum," twisting and turning like a living snake as it drilled upwards, quickly transforming into a huge stone palm. It slammed down on the fox demons who had turned into their original forms and were running around in all directions. With a muffled "boom," the fox demons' bodies were limply covered under the rock, and blood oozed out from the stone peak.

Some transformed mountains into projectiles, precisely hurling them at fleeing fox demons. Those struck were invariably crushed into meat patties by an invisible force, their blood splattering everywhere.

At the entrance to Moyun Cave on Jilei Mountain, only screams could be heard during this time.

Trees on the lush hillside were uprooted, boulders rolled down, and dust obscured the sun.

Even the original desolate path was stained red with blood, turning into a blood stream, carrying a fishy smell, stretching to the foot of the mountain, turning the overgrown path into a writhing red snake.

Birds and beasts were startled and scattered in all directions.

A highly skilled green fox dodged the mountain imprint that came crashing down on him. His hands trembled as he made hand seals, and his throat went numb as he spat out a cloud of black liquid as if spitting phlegm.

Just as he was about to step on the dark cloud to escape, the solid ground beneath his feet suddenly shook, and a pair of hands reached out from the earth, gripping the green fox's ankles tightly.

The fox demon looked down and saw a kind-looking old man with a white beard.

It turns out that this battle involved not only the mountain god, but also the local earth god!

A black shadow loomed overhead. The fox demon looked up, and a small hill crashed down, plunging its consciousness into complete darkness.

The newly arrived land demon flicked his long-sleeved robe, and the ground beneath his feet cracked open, creating a chasm several feet deep. The three fleeing fox demons didn't even have time to howl before they were swallowed whole by the dark fissure in the ground. When the soil closed up, only a few wisps of fox fur remained.

This battle posed little challenge to the mountain gods and local deities, who swept through the surrounding area, swiftly eliminating the monster forces like a whirlwind.

After the battle was completely over, the ground in front of Moyun Cave was compacted.

"Thank you all for your help," Princess Jade Face said, clasping her hands in a fist salute.

At this moment, she had lost some of her coquettish charm but gained a touch of heroic spirit.

"We, your humble servants, have come here on the Emperor's orders to exterminate the evil spirits. Now that our task is complete, we take our leave."

The mountain gods and local deities quickly departed, leaving behind a devastated Jilei Mountain.

The wind blew, stirring up dust.

The remaining two princesses remained calm, while the shrimp soldiers and crab generals of the Azure Pool stared in disbelief.

They had only heard the Dragon King of Ten Thousand Saints say that they had latched onto a powerful figure, but they never expected that the figure was so powerful that a single decree could summon all the mountain gods and land gods within a radius of hundreds of miles.

Meanwhile, on the other side of the same time, the pilgrimage team was on their way to the West.

Sun Wukong poked the ground with his golden cudgel: "Earth God, come out! Earth God? Earth God? Earth God doesn't seem to be here."

……

Tan Wenjie had no interest in listening to the sutras, but was thinking about whether he could get some benefits from the senior monk.

Upon arriving at Mount Ling, a welcoming monk was already waiting for him.

The Buddha above began to preach, which included prophetic anecdotes. As for what one could gain from them, that was entirely up to individual understanding.

Tan Wenjie considered himself dull-witted, so he only listened and didn't speak.

However, after being baptized by Leiyin, his magical power did indeed improve somewhat, and even some of the chaotic thoughts in his mind were cleared up. In particular, he gained more insights into the Great Sun Tathagata Sutra.

After the sermon ended, Tan Wenjie stood up.

He wanted to find out from Manjushri Bodhisattva what was going on between him and Manjushri Guangfa Tianzun, but Guanyin Bodhisattva took the initiative to come and confirm some of his guesses.

"Uncle Master?"

"Why does Your Majesty say such a thing?"

"Bodhisattva, do you know my uncle, Cihang Daoren?" Tan Wenjie reminded him, "Has anyone ever said you two look very alike?"

During the Investiture of the Gods, Guanyin Bodhisattva and Cihang Daoren were two completely separate individuals. However, as time has passed, they now look almost identical.

Guanyin Bodhisattva shook her head, showing no interest in discussing the matter further, and instead stated her purpose for coming.

"My temple is still missing a guardian deity."

"What a coincidence?" Tan Wenjie feigned surprise, his expression extremely exaggerated. "I wonder if the Bodhisattva still remembers that I have a very Buddhist black bear spirit by my side. He is very powerful and also particularly likes chanting scriptures."

Guanyin Bodhisattva nodded gently: "Since the Black Bear Spirit is inclined to Buddhism, what does Your Majesty intend to do?"

“I plan to let him overcome this. Cultivation is the same. In a few days, I also plan to see my grandmaster, Yuanshi Tianzun. I believe that no matter how much the Black Bear Spirit is devoted to Buddhism, he will not refuse to sit down and listen to the teachings of Yuanshi Tianzun.”

Guanyin Bodhisattva: "..."

She wanted to hear about more than just the Black Bear Spirit.

“Bodhisattva, actually I also wanted to give the Black Bear Spirit to you, but you don’t know, I have a few monsters that are very troublesome, and I need him to help guard them. If there were a treasure that I could wear on my head and control by chanting a spell, maybe I wouldn’t need the Black Bear Spirit anymore.”

Guanyin Bodhisattva said, “I happen to have the golden headband that Buddha once bestowed upon me. Wukong used the headband that day, and the rest is of little use. I will give this to the Emperor.”

She took out a golden headband, which was the "Poké Ball" that cost 10 magic coins in the system shop.

Tan Wenjie suddenly reached out and grabbed the golden headband, pulling it back, but said, "How could I do this?"

I tugged at it, but it wouldn't budge.

He looked up at Guanyin Bodhisattva and said, "I'll send the Black Bear Spirit to the South China Sea another day."

I pulled again, but it still wouldn't budge.

Tan Wenjie had no choice but to say, "I'll send the Black Bear Spirit over right now."

This time, they're finally free.

After making an appointment with the Bodhisattva to preach and visit in the South China Sea, Tan Wenjie turned around and rode the black dragon horse.

"I don't know how many years have passed." He still harbored the plan to go to Kunlun Mountain to find the Primordial Celestial Venerable to answer his questions.

Does this mean that Guanyin Bodhisattva and Cihang Daoren will just merge into one without a care in the world from now on?
Not far from Mount Ling, the space ahead shook.

In this vast and ancient world, time tunnels are like public toilets, where anyone can come in and squat for a while.

"Someone has traveled through time again?"

A woman in a red leather skirt fell out of the room. She didn't notice Tan Wenjie. After hovering in the air and looking around, she flew off in a certain direction below.

"Silly girl?"

The silly girl from earlier had no expression, like a brand new machine that had just come out of the factory; she was clearly not the one he knew.

Thinking to himself that there was going to be some excitement, Tan Wenjie spurred his horse to catch up. By the time he caught up, the silly girl was already locked in battle with Sun Wukong.

"Silly girl, what are you doing?" Sun Wukong was still a little confused.

However, the silly girl remained silent and continued to attack, but with her strength, she was no match for Sun Wukong.

"Where's Xiaoqian?"

Realizing she couldn't defeat Sun Wukong, the silly girl decisively opened a time-space portal, disappeared into it, and vanished without a trace.

Sun Wukong scratched his head in confusion, not understanding what had happened.

Everyone else felt the same way, except for Sha Wujing, who had no role in "Magic Phone" and didn't even know Sha Niu.

Tang Sanzang put his hands together and said, "Perhaps the silly girl has her own ideas. We should defeat the Yellow-Eyebrowed King and continue on our way."

"Hey, Senior Brother?" Sun Wukong looked up at Tan Wenjie on the cloud.

Upon seeing Tan Wenjie land on his black dragon horse, the pilgrims greeted him.

Even Pigsy, who didn't get along with Tan Wenjie, had become much more patient. He really took advantage of Tan Wenjie's many favors along the way. Although Pigsy often ate and played with him and didn't do any work for him, he still had some sense of shame.

"I just returned from listening to sutras at the Buddha's place on Mount Ling," Tan Wenjie casually explained, then asked, "Was that silly girl just now?"

"Yes, I don't know why, she suddenly came over and wanted to fight me, but she ran away after losing."

"Perhaps this silly girl doesn't even know you or me."

"do not know?"

Sun Wukong, quick-witted as ever, suddenly understood.

"I see!"

The silly girl traveled here first and then got to know them, which explains why she was fighting with her fists and feet earlier, acting as if she didn't know them at all.

Time moves forward, and their history is actually the future of the silly girl.

In other words, this is only the beginning of Silly Girl's time travel.

"Oh no, the Yellow-Eyebrowed King has also run away." Pigsy reacted even faster. When he realized that everyone was looking at him, he explained, "When I, Old Pig, was still in Gao Village, Silly Girl and Little Thousand came here for the first time. At that time, Yellow-Eyebrowed King and Bull Demon King were already lording it over people in 2006."

As they were speaking, the space in front of them rippled again, and then two figures flew out from it.

It landed, rolled a few times, and then got up.

The Bull Demon King and Yellow Eyebrows looked at Tan Wenjie riding the black dragon horse and the pilgrimage team, their faces showing their misfortune.

"Your Majesty, we meet again." It was the Bull Demon King who took the initiative to greet him.

Tan Wenjie asked, "Old Niu, how long have you been separated from us?"

"Look at what you're saying, it's only a few minutes." The Bull Demon King's eyes darted around. "Actually, several years have passed."

He didn't know which period Tan Wenjie and the others who went to the 21st century came from, but with a little thought, he guessed that it must have been much earlier.

"You've been to the future, so you should behave yourselves now." Tan Wenjie wasn't very interested in subduing the Bull Demon King and the Yellow-Eyebrowed King.

Seeing that he had no intention of making a move, the two demons breathed a sigh of relief.

"I have other important matters to attend to, so I won't keep you from subduing demons any longer, Wukong." With that, Tan Wenjie rode away on his black dragon horse.

Sun Wukong brandished his golden cudgel, ready to strike.

"Wait, I surrender!" Yellow Eyebrows was already kneeling on the ground. "I want to go back to the Western Paradise!"

The Tang Monk and his disciples encountered trouble at the Little Thunderclap Temple, but before they could even suffer, the Yellow-Eyebrowed King surrendered on his own and packed up his things to fly westward.

The Bull Demon King failed to refine the elixir of immortality and left in a sorry state, but judging from the way his eyes were darting around, he must have had other plans.

On the other side, Tan Wenjie rode his black dragon horse to Bibo Pool in Luanshi Mountain, intending to pick up someone and take them back.

The black dragon horse roared, causing the pool below to explode. Princess Wansheng and the Dragon King Wansheng flew out and kowtowed in greeting.

"time to go."

"Yes."

When they arrived at Mount Jilei, they saw Princess Jade Face dressed in white.

"Your Majesty~" Princess Jade Face cried, her eyes filled with tears.

"What's going on here?"

“My father has passed away.”

Tan Wenjie did some quick calculations and said, "The Fox King is dying of old age. What do you plan to do?"

"Without my father's Jilei Mountain, the fox cubs and their offspring cannot defend it. I wish to take all the belongings of Jilei Mountain to Kunlun Mountain. I beg Your Majesty's permission."

Tan Wenjie: "..."

Putting everything else aside, the Fox King's wealth is undeniably substantial, enough to catch the eye of the Bull Demon King. However, he doesn't want to bear the stigma of robbing. Now that Princess Jade Face is offering her wealth, refusing it would seem heartless.

"You've had a tough time."

Princess Wansheng standing to the side: "..."

That scoundrel is so scheming!

Now, Princess Jade Face is dressed in mourning clothes, and her role-playing skills far surpass her own.

……

"The Bull Demon King requests an audience?" Tan Wenjie stopped inspecting the Five Elements Chariot. "It would be good to see him."

He never expected that the Bull Demon King would actually come to him.

"I have met the emperor."

The Bull Demon King was extremely humble.

He returned in 2006, watched "Journey to the West," and knew that whatever he did was in vain.

"Bull Demon King, is there anything else you're not satisfied with?"

"No, absolutely not!" The Bull Demon King shook his head. "It's just that I have a request. You know I have a son, Bull Saint Infant. I want him to become your disciple and cultivate."

Tan Wenjie remained silent, only staring at the Bull Demon King.

“Even Guanyin Bodhisattva wanted to take Niu Shengying as her attendant,” the Bull Demon King hurriedly explained. “I’m just worried about my son and don’t want him to wear those golden hoops.”

Hugging Guanyin Bodhisattva's thigh is nowhere near as good as hugging the thigh of the Emperor of Fengdu.

Firstly, we all spent time together in 2006, so we have a past friendship.

Secondly, the children don't have to eat coarse food and chant scriptures in a silly way.

Thirdly, the news that the foxes in Moyun Cave of Jilei Mountain had been killed by dozens of mountain gods and local deities for provoking Tan Wenjie's two maids had already spread throughout Xiniu Hezhou.

Who doesn't like a mentor who protects his own?

With a strong backbone, even the gods will have to think twice before trying to capture him, the old ox. (End of Chapter)