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There is a long river in front of the Western Liang Women's Kingdom, and two figures appear on the opposite bank.

One was a handsome scholar in white robes, and the other was dressed as a hunter.

These two were none other than Tan Wenjie and the Third Holy Mother Yang Chan. Changing their appearance when traveling to the mortal world had become a habit, but Tan Wenjie felt a little uncomfortable looking at the Third Holy Mother as a scholar.

My thoughts drifted to the Seventh Princess, who was a classmate of Zhu Yingtai and Liang Shanbo.

Tan Wenjie, clutching the hem of his tiger-skin skirt, looked at Yang Chan, who had transformed into a white-robed scholar, and couldn't help but mutter, "Sister Chan, how come you can become a scholar while I can only become a hunter?"

"You look even more handsome like this."

"Really?"

"It's true."

"Don't cover your mouth and chuckle."

"No no!"

You were clearly smiling.

The two laughed and joked as they walked to the riverbank, gazing at the city across the river.

A boatman approached them and asked, "Are you two looking to cross the river?"

Tan Wenjie took out a piece of silver and handed it over: "That's right, we need to cross the river, is this enough money?"

"That's enough." The boatman was overjoyed and took the silver.

As soon as the two boarded the boat, they noticed a monk riding a horse and accompanied by a monkey and a pig approaching from not far away.

"Huh? Didn't Sun Wukong come to you for help because he was in trouble? Why are they chatting and laughing, as if there's no danger?"

"Danger may be lurking in the shadows."

Before they knew it, the pilgrimage group had reached the shore.

"Boatmen, gentlemen, may we, the four of us, board the boat together?" Tang Sanzang asked.

He had already suffered many losses and knew that he still had to rely on himself to ask questions, as his three apprentices were ugly and could easily frighten people.

"But this boat has already been chartered by two people," the boatman shook his head.

"Please do me a favor." Tang Sanzang put his hands together and said, "To be honest, I come from the Tang Dynasty in the East and am on my way to the Western Paradise to worship Buddha and seek scriptures. Moreover, my flesh can grant immortality if eaten, so it is not safe for me to spend the night outside."

Tan Wenjie and the Third Holy Mother: "..."

This monk now tells everyone he meets that eating his flesh will grant immortality.

Boatman: "?"

On the contrary, his disciples seemed unfazed. Pigsy was examining his own snout, Monkey King was examining Pigsy's ears, and Sandy was muttering something like "Sha Ganglie," "Sha Tongtian," and "Shato Leno" while counting on his fingers.

Finally, the Third Holy Mother smiled and said, "In that case, please board the ship as well. It's just a favor."

She is kind-hearted and easy to talk to.

The boat rocked and swayed as it headed towards the other side, and the boatman began to tell stories of the Western Liang Women's Kingdom on the other side.

"There are tens of thousands of people in this city, yet not a single man..."

Pigsy's eyes lit up as he listened, while Monkey King stared intently at Tan Wenjie and the Third Holy Mother for a long time before looking away, only turning his gaze away when Tang Sanzang whispered a reminder. He muttered, "Senior brother? Why is he with someone else? Could it be him?"

Sun Wukong couldn't see through Tan Wenjie's true form, but the Third Holy Mother was different; she carried a rich aura of immortality.

“The spring water here is so clear,” the Holy Mother of the Three Kingdoms suddenly said.

Then she bent down and reached into the water, trying to scoop some water into her mouth to drink.

"Wait!" *N
Except for the boatman who was a beat slow to react, everyone on the boat spoke in unison, including the white dragon horse, who also raised its head.

The slowest to react, but the first to answer, was the boatman: "Young master, you may not know this, but this river is called the Mother-Child River. The Western Liang Women's Kingdom is entirely populated by women, and there are no men. Therefore, they need to drink the river water to give birth."

"Huh?" The Third Holy Mother shook her hand and rubbed it vigorously on her clothes.

She was slow to realize that she herself had read "Journey to the West" but had completely forgotten about this detail.

"It's actually true!" the Holy Mother exclaimed.

After all, when she compared the book with history, she found that many contents were different, and she did not take the contents of the book as true. For example, there was no Red Boy in the Flaming Mountain.

Then she looked at Tang Sanzang with a puzzled expression.

Judging from his reaction, he must have read "Journey to the West" too. Does that mean the journey to the West to obtain the scriptures is cheating?
Tang Sanzang, who was being stared at, lowered his eyes and kept chanting "Amitabha." Monks do not lie, but they also have the right to remain silent.

When it comes to feigning deafness and dumbness, monks would dare to claim the title of number one... Of course, to outsiders, this is called entering a state of deep meditation.

In just a short while, the Western Liang Women's Kingdom was right before their eyes.

The group on the ship, however, faced a dilemma.

"Bajie, why don't you drink it?"

"Brother Monkey, you know me, I would definitely step up in a situation like this, but I happen to be afraid of water."

You, Marshal Tianpeng, who commands 100,000 heavenly soldiers and generals in the Milky Way, are dizzy?

"Wujing, you were in the Flowing Sand River for so long, why don't you come instead?"

"Everyone says that place is called the Flowing Sand River. The water here is too clean, and I'm not used to drinking it."

"Then how about I make you drink urine next time?"

"Yeah."

Pigsy and Sandy exchanged a glance, then looked at Monkey King at the same time.

"Why should it be the two of us? We shouldn't be..."

"Hmm?" Sun Wukong made a gesture of picking his ear.

"Master, are you thirsty?"

"Yes, Master, would you like some water?"

Tang Sanzang: "?"

He was surrounded by his three good apprentices.

“Master, don’t worry. As long as you drink half a cup of tea, I, Old Sun, will fetch the spring water to help you abort the pregnancy.”

"Yes, Master, this is a perfect opportunity to overcome a difficult situation. It's so easy and we don't have to suffer any physical pain. Once this opportunity is gone, it won't come again."

"The eldest and second senior brothers are right."

Tang Sanzang shook his head: "The journey to the West requires measuring the distance with each step and overcoming every tribulation with care."

Pigsy muttered under his breath, "That sounds nice, but you're never the one who gets beaten up first."

The celestial mounts and attendants who descended to the mortal realm knew they couldn't lay a hand on Tang Sanzang, so they would always use their tricks on him first, removing his pig bristles again and again.

The disciples remained unmoved, and then Tang Sanzang said, "Besides, this tribulation is not in the Mother-Child River. Haven't you realized that this is a tribulation of love?"

"It seems that's the case." The apprentices nodded.

Tang Sanzang, being a mortal, could not escape the tribulations of love, so he suffered the pains of worldly love, while the three brothers could enjoy good food and drink for a while.

They had great confidence in Tang Sanzang, who already knew what was to come.

It's difficult to give something away for free.

It's best not to drink the water from the Zimu River, otherwise, if you get pregnant, where will the baby be born?

"Gentlemen, this is the best I can do for you," the boatman said.

The boat docked at the shore, and the two groups of people went to the city gate together. On the way, Tang Sanzang said, "You are all ugly, and there are only women here. Don't disturb them. And Pigsy, cover your face."

It seems they've suffered quite a bit because of this along the way.

Here, everyone—whether merchants, city defenders, or soldiers—is a woman.

What an all-female nation!

While waiting in line to enter the city, the Third Holy Mother noticed that Tan Wenjie suddenly sighed with emotion and asked, "Brother Tan... what are you sighing about?"

"I marvel at the wonder of this country. I wonder what its laws are like, and what its moral code is, ghg?"

The Holy Mother asked in confusion, "What?"

She can now play English games without subtitles, but she still doesn't understand words with special meanings.

Because the group consisted of men, and Tan Wenjie, Yang Chan, and Tang Sanzang were all handsome, a large number of women soon gathered around, chatting and laughing until they blocked the road, making it impossible to move an inch.

The women here have almost never seen a man in their entire lives. When Tan Wenjie and Yang Chan entered the city, the entire Western Liang Women's Kingdom erupted in chaos.

The scene was so grand that it looked like enthusiastic fans welcoming a celebrity.

Why are you pulling my hair?!

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!"

Listening to the chaotic arguments and shouting all around him, and watching them push and shove, Tan Wenjie nodded slightly.

This is right.

Otherwise, he would truly have a sense of unreality, as if he had stumbled into a dream world. The fairies were all love-struck, so it was unreasonable for all the women in the mortal world to be saints, helping each other out.

“Bajie,” Sun Wukong reminded him.

Pigsy muttered something, then revealed his face. The women who had been frightened earlier screamed and ran away, and the road ahead was immediately clear.

Although he succeeded, Pigsy had tears in his eyes.

It's one thing if no one wants you when there's a shortage of women, but even in a country full of women, no one wants you.

Tan Wenjie patted Zhu Bajie on the shoulder: "When there are many women, they tend to raise their standards."

"Why?" Pigsy asked, then answered himself, "It's about saving face!"

In the competition among women, for the sake of face, it is easy to reach a consensus that if others don't want it, I don't want it either.

Looking at Tang Sanzang and Yang Chan, who were being watched with predatory eyes, he sighed inwardly, realizing that he had been defeated by that pig-faced man.

Wait, why are so many people staring at me with shining eyes?

Pigsy turned to look at Tan Wenjie.

Then silence.

"..."

This kid is too cunning. His handsome face, placed next to his own pig-headed face, makes him the most handsome man here, easily surpassing Tang Sanzang and the Third Holy Mother.

Tam Man-kit remarked, "Handsomeness is always relative."

He accidentally stood next to Zhu Bajie, and unintentionally became the most handsome man in the room.

Pigsy: "..."

He's been used again, that pretty boy is indeed cunning and treacherous!
Upon arriving at the palace, Tang Sanzang took out his travel permit, hoping to obtain an opportunity to meet the Queen of the Western Liang Kingdom. Because of her beautiful appearance, the process went very smoothly.

With the Three Holy Mothers by his side, Tan Wenjie was quite certain that he would return empty-handed this time, and he originally wanted to wander around.

"Young masters." A female general stopped Tan Wenjie and his companion.

"Ok?"

"Her Majesty the Queen invites you both to come along."

"It's not appropriate."

"Please." The soldiers behind the female general took a step forward.

"It seems we have no choice but to cooperate," Tan Wenjie said helplessly.

He thought to himself, a righteous gentleman, that if he were to actually catch the Queen's eye, he would only be able to waste decades of his life spending time with her.

The group went to the main hall of the palace, and there was indeed a graceful and elegant woman standing directly above them.

What Tan Wenjie found slightly regrettable was that this woman was not the Queen of the Women's Kingdom in the 86 TV series. Although she was also very beautiful, she did not have the added charm of the original story and instead became just an ordinary fairy.

He had seen many ordinary fairies, so he remained unmoved.

The Queen of the Women's Kingdom, seated above, glanced at Tang Sanzang and her eyes lit up.

Then, turning my head, I saw Tan Wenjie, and the brightness increased.

Looking at the Third Holy Mother again, her cheeks were flushed, and she was even happier.

"Amitabha." Tang Sanzang took a deep breath, and with a determined look in his eyes, he took out the travel document and stepped forward. "This humble monk is Tang Sanzang, from the Great Tang Dynasty in the East, on my way to the West to worship Buddha and seek scriptures. I beg Your Majesty to grant me passage."

He had no choice but to bear this hardship himself. After all, Tang Sanzang not only had immortality by eating meat, but he was also incredibly handsome.

The Queen nodded gently: "Bring up the travel documents, and I will allow you to pass tonight."

Tang Sanzang: "Huh?"

He was prepared to sacrifice himself to the tiger, so how could he be released so easily?

The Queen mistakenly thought that Tang Sanzang did not want to travel in the dark, so she added, "You can stay in the palace for one night and set off again tomorrow."

"Thank you, Your Majesty." Tang Sanzang clasped his hands together in prayer.

This is different from what's written in the book.

You really can't believe everything you read in books.

"Since there's nothing else, gentlemen, please leave now," the Queen said, issuing an order to dismiss them.

Seeing this, the Third Holy Mother instinctively turned around as well, but then heard the Queen say, "Wait, young master, are you married?"

"..."*N
Everyone suddenly realized why the Queen wasn't interested in Tang Sanzang; she had her eye on the more beautiful Third Holy Mother.

The Virgin Mary turned to look at Tan Wenjie, her eyes sending out a distress signal.

I was just there to watch the fun; I never expected to get myself involved.

Tan Wenjie was equally speechless and gave Yang Chan a look.

Reject her!
Yang Chan nodded in understanding and then said, "I am not yet married."

Tan Wenjie: "?"

"That's wonderful!" The Queen stood up abruptly.

Realizing that her actions were somewhat inappropriate, she coughed lightly and said, "In that case, please arrange for the two of you to stay here as well. I will host a banquet for you two tomorrow."

The Queen then looked at Tang Sanzang and his disciples, who had stopped but not yet left, and asked in a puzzled tone, "Do you masters have something else to say?"

"No."

"Then please step aside. Vegetarian dishes will be served tonight."

Leaving the palace hall, Pigsy muttered under his breath, "The Queen is so stingy. She throws a banquet for that pretty boy, but only gives us vegetarian food, and she's urging us to leave quickly."

What's written in the book is completely unreliable.

Tan Wenjie, two steps behind, walked alongside the Third Holy Mother and asked, "Sister Chan, didn't you understand my look?"

The Third Holy Mother asked in confusion, "Didn't you tell me to feign compliance and help Elder Tang and the others leave first?"

Tan Wenjie: "..."

Is it so hard to understand your own eyes?

"What should we do now?"

"escape."

"This is not a good idea, I've already promised the Queen."

"Then you'll stay and marry her?"

"Let's run away."

Tan Wenjie glanced around at the female soldiers responsible for "protection," then grabbed the Third Holy Mother's hand and leaped into the air, quickly flying away.

"It flew away! It flew off!" the soldiers shouted.

The news reached the Queen's ears almost instantly.

"What? They flew away? Could they be immortals?" She paced back and forth, then asked, "Did Tang Sanzang and his companions leave?"

"We're still serving vegetarian food."

"Go and invite Tang Sanzang here."

Fishermen cast their nets, and whatever they catch, they catch.

Upon receiving the urgent notification, the four members of Tang Sanzang's group:
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What's this talk about love at first sight? It turns out it's just lust at first sight, and suddenly it loses its meaning.

"Master, the travel permit has been signed, shall we go?"

"Let's go, let's continue on our way." (End of Chapter)