Dragon Ball: Saiyan's Gourmet Journey

Chapter 262 Cross-border Communication
After returning to normal, Paragas asked his son about his experience in the other world.

"Broly, how was your harvest this time? Did you encounter any danger?"

"This time, the harvest was relatively small. I didn't encounter any danger. However, I did encounter a god who was quite capable of fighting."

"A god who can fight?"

"His name is Artosh..."

Broly recounted the battle with Artosh, and Paragus broke out in a cold sweat when he heard that the other party could actually fight with his own son and became stronger as the fight went on.

Only after hearing that his son had finally defeated the opponent did the old father breathe a sigh of relief and his face looked relaxed.

"Broly, you are getting stronger and stronger, but next time, don't be too arrogant. If you encounter an enemy with growth potential, just kill him directly. It's simply..."

Paragus wanted to say it was a foolish act, but when he thought that this might get him beaten again, he quickly changed his words to unwise act.

Broly didn't say anything, but listened silently. He could feel the concern of his old father.

However, after the other party finished nagging about Saiyans not being wasteful, Broly still spoke up to defend himself.

"I didn't get ahead of myself. I fought him to the end, but I only got half of his strength."

Paragus wanted to give him a lecture, but after touching his swollen right cheek, he decided not to.

Later, Paragus was very happy to learn that Broly had found an Old God wife: "Is she as strong as that God of War?"

Broly thought about his chess game with Houlou, then shook his head and replied, "She's not strong. I often beat her head-on."

"Ah, can you beat the wives you find? If you do that, can they still be happy?"

Paragas asked with a frown.

"You don't understand this. The more I beat some wives, the happier they are."

Broly is referring to wives like Esdeath, Darkness, and Jibril.

"correct."

Then, Broly thought of something and asked, "Can we Saiyans only have one wife?"

"Well, most Saiyans only have one wife, but there's no saying that we Saiyans can only have one wife."

Paragas had been a savage on Planet Vampa for many years, which made his memory of his time on Planet Vegeta a little vague, so he needed to recall it before he could give an answer.

In fact, Saiyans are not keen on family, and beauty has little appeal to male Saiyans, especially fighter-type Saiyans. If they do not need to reproduce excellent offspring, they may not take the initiative to look for so-called partners.

As for the idea of ​​accumulating desire, it does not exist. Saiyans will vent their accumulated desires by fighting with the enemies. Fighting with the enemies is much more interesting than interacting with female Saiyans.

But for some reason, when Paragus thought of his wife who gave birth to his son, he suddenly felt a little nostalgic.

"Anyway, you can have as many wives as you want."

Broly nodded and made a note of it.

From now on, if someone asks him whether he can have multiple wives, he can directly give a positive answer.

Next, it is about running around to maintain world peace.

Paragus thought this sounded a bit strange, as Saiyans usually brought suffering and war to peaceful planets.

However, thinking about the time when he was a thug in the Kurad Corps to conquer the planet, Paragus said: "You did a good job in this matter. We Saiyans exist to bring peace and hope to those in need."

The original job of the Saiyans was to take down other people's planets and sell them at high prices to people who needed planets with life to live on.

Although he destroyed others, didn't he also create other people who wanted to buy the planet? Although he and his son no longer have employers who pay them, aren't his son's wives who provide him with food also new employers?
"If you want your wife to live happily in another world, destroying some of the bad civilizations and unhappy inherent order on other planets is feasible, because this is what we Saiyans do and what we do."

Broly nodded and felt that there was nothing wrong with him ending the war in the last world, although there were some individuals who were unwilling to contribute to peace and were dealt with by him during that time.

"By the way, I didn't expand my personal space this time."

Broly said again.

"Ah, why?"

Paragas asked.

"I actually only had five days to stay there this time. It was the concept that the God of War gave me after I defeated him that allowed me to stay in that world for a longer time. During this process, I discovered the disadvantages of a short stay."

"What's the harm?"

"No time to increase the happiness value of the wife I found."

The shorter the stay time, the more limited the improvement in your wife's happiness value will be.

But on the other hand, the longer the stay, the higher the happiness value.

Paragas drew a curve on the ground based on the time his son stayed in the other world and the amount of happiness he gained each time he traveled through the other world.

It was found that this is a curve that rises slowly at first, then increases rapidly, and after reaching a certain value, it becomes slowly rising again.

"So, you plan to keep the happiness points?"

"I plan to use it to expand the Crystal Palace's space-time energy tank."

Expanding the space-time energy slot is similar to expanding the portable space. Each expansion slot has a fixed charge of 10,000 happiness points.

After the expansion, each time you travel to another world, the space-time energy still only requires 5 grids, but the extra grids can be converted into more retention time.

Or it can be stored. If there are five slots left, you can immediately make a new journey after completing one journey.

This will make time travel more flexible, and you won't have to feel regretful for finding your wife but not being able to tap into more happiness points from her because you stayed there for a short time.

"Broly, you have grown up and started to look at problems from a long-term perspective."

Paragas was moved and approved of his son's use of happiness points.

. . . .

After having a meal with his old father, Broly went out to move and recharge.

During the charging process, he suddenly heard a ringing sound coming from within his consciousness.

[Little Luoli's favorite master, I'm sending you a cross-border communication. 】

Broly was a little confused. He clicked on the opposite side's avatar and saw that the person who sent the cross-border communication was Master Aqua.

"Hey, Master Aqua, long time no see, what's up?"

"Can't I come to you if I have nothing to do?"

Master Aqua's tone sounded very aggressive, but within that aggressive tone, there seemed to be a hint of crying.

"No, not really. It's just that cross-border communications are expensive."

"Suck it~"

It seems like someone is sniffing.

"You're right. So stop talking nonsense, Broly. Were you bullied by a bad woman named Flower Crown Queen?"

"Hey, Lord Flower Crown, are you talking about Sinque Nilvalen?"

"Yeah, that bastard."

"What happened?"

Broly was confused and had no idea what was going on between the two people from different worlds. "She actually said that she was the woman you loved the most and asked me to give her the position of chat room leader. Woohoo, I have never been wronged like this before!"

Aqua cried and complained.

Broly: "..."

If he remembered correctly, Master Aqua had suffered a lot of grievances, and most of them were self-inflicted.

So, when Aqua was chattering and making accusations, Broly quickly opened the cross-border chat group and found that it was already very lively.

After Jibril, Chroni, Houlou, and Sinker Nilvalen joined...

At the beginning, the chat was normal, and Aqua, who claimed to be the group leader, welcomed several people.

Everyone was still polite, but later, something went wrong. Master Aqua was rather bossy and asked the new members to come over and pay their respects to the mountain.

To put it simply, she just said a few nice words, called her "Master", and said things like she was Broly's most favorite master and wife, which made a certain petty-minded Lord Hua Guan unhappy.

As a new wife who had gained a lot of happiness points from Broly, Sinque Nilvalen immediately confronted Aqua, who claimed to be the group leader, and spoke without hesitation in the cross-border chat room where happiness points were required to speak.

The conflict between the two grew from small to large, and the content of their conversations evolved from arguments about the old and the young to gradually bold speeches.

Something like having a bath and sleeping, that's what Aqua said.

And this is the most intimate thing they have ever done, this is what Sinker Nilvalen said.

Aqua’s defense was immediately broken, and so were the other wives who were watching.

However, most of them don’t have extra happiness points, so they can only send a single question mark + exclamation mark to express their shock.

When Broly didn't respond (Broly didn't check the chat room all the time), some people encouraged Aqua, who had the most happiness points, to ask Broly about the specific situation in order to verify.

"Master Aqua, please stop crying. Isn't there no such thing as a group owner in our chat group?"

Broly saw Sinker Nilvalen's comment "For people like you, why not let me be the group leader?" and comforted Aqua.

"But, but, you have so many wives, there must be someone to manage the Crystal Palace for you, right?!"

Aqua refused to give in, but Broly found it hard to understand what the point of having such a title as the manager of the Crystal Palace was.

After all, even in the same world, Master Aqua had a hard time managing Darkness and the others, let alone managing other people across worlds.

"Master Aqua, don't worry. As my favorite master, your position is unshakable."

Fortunately, Aqua is easy to coax, and after Broly said this seriously, the noisy noise she made in the other world gradually subsided.

"really?"

"real."

"More real than pearls?"

"Ah."

After confirming it, Aqua continued, "Youyou and the others asked me to ask you, were you really beaten by that Flower Crown Lord?"

"Pouting?"

Broly was a little confused.

"It's about doing very intimate things, negative distance contact, the kind where foreign objects enter the body."

Aqua said.

"Into the body?"

Broly thought about it and actually remembered the incident when Sinque Nilvalen fed him fruit with his mouth, so he said that it was true.

"But, is there anything wrong with that?"

Broly was a little confused.

"Ah, you're still asking what's the problem? I've never done anything like that to you!"

"Aqua-sensei, do you want to do that to me too?"

"That's not what I meant. It's just that you are still too young. You shouldn't do such things."

Aqua on the other side said quickly.

"What shouldn't be done should be done, but we should do it first!"

In the Suqing world, Huihui in the annex rudely slapped Aqua on the back. When they were not face to face, her remarks were very bold.

Of course, some of him was also angry because of the remarks made by the newcomer who joined today, who said that he had done everything to Broly.

You are obviously a latecomer, so why do you have the right to speak so arrogantly in front of these seniors? Newcomers should respect their seniors, work like slaves and say yes to them.

This is an unconscious person with double standards. He has no idea that when he was a newcomer, he was also dissatisfied with his seniors in the same world.

"In short, Broly, remember this: boys must protect themselves when traveling to another world. Before you grow up, you must never let other bad women do bad things to you."

The happiness points consumed for cross-border communication are one thousand points per minute, paid by the initiator. Although Aqua has a lot of happiness points, she cannot afford such consumption.

After learning that Broly was not hard (Broly understood that his fist was hard), she breathed a sigh of relief, and instructed her disciples not to let other guys have negative distance contact with her in the future, and then hurriedly hung up the cross-border communication.

Broly: "..."

Although I didn't understand why negative distance contact was a bad thing, I still wrote it down.

After all, many people were speaking in the chat room because of this kind of thing.

That’s a lot of happiness points. If they were food, they would last for quite a while.

Little Loli's favorite master: [Okay, everyone, I've talked to Little Loli, and he has promised to protect himself and not let bastards like Hua Guanqing take advantage of his ignorance. ]

Lack of happiness points to buy Devil's Essence: [Aqua, well done! ]

[I have spent so many happiness points for everyone's happiness, but you are unwilling to call me Master? ]

Junior student: [Master Aqua is awesome. Boys like Broly need to protect themselves. And that guy, Lord Flower Crown, actually attacked a minor. If it were me, I would definitely call the police and have them arrest that perverted copper-smelting nympho and put her in jail!]

Sinker Nilvalen: "..."

Although she didn't know what the police were, she still understood what the perverted copper-smelting nympho said.

Hua Guanqing, who is both beautiful and intelligent: [I have done the most intimate thing. Haven't you done it before? I took his first time. It's so nice! (Kiss)]

The genius girl of the Tohsaka family: [Bah, shameless bad woman! ]

……

Looking at the chat room where the argument was still going on, Broly felt that he was deeply sinful.

So many people have wasted so many happiness points.

[In the future, I must protect myself and not let others do anything with negative distance contact with me. ]

Thinking of this, Broly closed the cross-border chat room.

Out of sight, out of mind, he began to move and recharge.

(End of this chapter)