The virtual empire starts from the game

Chapter 565 Apologize? You should apologize to me! (Last day to ask for monthly votes)

On the first day of opening of [Big Data Dating Agency], Xu Meng saw another side of the users.

He tried very hard, but still couldn't hold on to the end.

Before the end of the get off work day, he withdrew from the position of receiving players, switched to invisible state and sat on the side, jumping between hundreds of different mirrors.

He soon discovered that this was not unique to the master image.

Other mirror images - whether it is the Dream Builder employees and matchmakers, or the intelligent NPC "Yue Lao", these outrageous users appear.

Even those users who are received by NPC Yue Lao are even more outrageous.

The words were more blunt and explicit.

More than a dozen NPC matchmakers were driven crazy by the players who came to their doorsteps. All they saw were red [Error] prompts. One after another, they crashed in front of the players and got stuck there, not moving.

Fortunately, Xu Meng discovered the problem and reset the status immediately.

A patch was also added to automatically reset the game after it got stuck, to avoid leaving players stranded for a long time.

This measure allowed the agency's business to proceed smoothly.

However, the NPC matchmaker cannot understand the bizarre XP of these users, and therefore cannot guarantee the accuracy of the matching.

Xu Meng went onto the social network and searched for the keyword [big data blind date].

The search results have greatly improved compared to last week.

However, there is a clear polarization in the evaluation:

Some people rated it highly:
"Dream Building is awesome! I watched so many short videos that I thought there were few normal people in the world, but now it seems there are still some!"

"Big data recommended three blind dates to me, and the second one is a perfect match! We have exchanged real photos and phone numbers, and everything is going well!"

"It's amazing. Dreaming recommended a German girl to me, and I can't even speak German. Fortunately, she can speak Chinese."

"I have contacted all three matches, and none of them are suitable, but they are much more reliable than real blind dates! There is even no membership fee!"

"Love at first sight, and get married right away! Goodbye, single sisters~"

……

In these updates, many users who have made smooth progress posted pictures of their communication or meetings to share their joy with netizens.

There are silhouettes of people watering the World Tree side by side.

A standard meeting in a cafe.

Play beach volleyball together at the beach.

Fighting together on the battlefield full of bullets and shells.

Chatting and walking on the streets of the sprawling city.

……

The ways they engage with each other vary.

But apart from the material and financial considerations of blind dates in reality, there are highly similar hobbies as a bridge, so there will be something to talk about.

The atmosphere was quite harmonious throughout the whole process of making friends.

However, some other people's comments are completely at the other extreme:
"What the hell is Dream Master? Are you crazy? Match me with a chicken?"

"What the hell is Dream Builder? Are you crazy? Match me with a duck?"

"This is outrageous! I got a matchmaker from the matchmaking system and just chatted with him to say hello. He replied with [888 for the hour, 1288 for the night, flights available nationwide], I was totally stunned!"

"I just want to find a handsome guy who doesn't mind an open relationship. What's the point of recommending a gigolo to me?"

"Is there something wrong with this system? If I don't mind having a virtual wife, what does it mean to match me with someone who has more than a dozen male best friends???"

"Alas, this big data... is not accurate. When we met, he said he also liked tentacles, but in fact he was just talking nonsense. When we really started, he actually said I was disgusting? Fuck! Is there something wrong with him?"

……

These contents are rarely accompanied by pictures.

They were all angry and started cursing.

When Xu Meng saw these polarized reviews, she was a little depressed at first.

However, after he sorted out a large amount of information, his thoughts quickly changed -

This matching algorithm is far from perfect, but it's perfectly acceptable!

Normal people who seriously want to go on blind dates and make friends and whose screening criteria are concentrated on factors such as "age", "appearance", "personality" and "hobbies" are matched with suitable partners by the algorithm.

They are most satisfied with the system as a whole.

Then there are those who have unrealistic goals, set too high requirements on "appearance" and "height", and are obsessed with material conditions such as house, car, income, etc. The situations they encounter are similar to those in real blind dates -

The system will match them with people who meet their requirements, but the results are often not satisfactory to them - the matched persons always have major flaws in areas that they did not mention.

And their most ideal partner will not appear in their match list at all.

These people belong to the stage of "unsatisfied, but there may be hope if they are more selective."

The evaluation is average.

The last ones are more complicated.

Some are looking for licking dogs, some want to keep fish, some are looking for sex partners, some are looking for rich women and old men...

Finally, those niche and unpopular XP people want to find like-minded people.

In this regard, the matching algorithm is a complete failure - there are hardly any normal people matched.

Of course, if there are any successes, they probably won’t be publicized on the Internet…

Xu Meng immediately gave up the idea of ​​"seeking settlement with the Lu family".

He has realized that it is not realistic to find like-minded partners for everyone.

Some people really don't deserve it.

Some people are not here to find a partner at all!

It is completely sufficient to help normal people who really want to find a suitable partner.

As for those who are abnormal, let them be!
Xu Meng can ignore the negative reviews online, but Lu Jiahe cannot.

For him, and his department, this was already a small public relations crisis that had to be dealt with.

——[Big data blind date] has completely different effects on three types of people, which has caused a large number of netizens to come out and discuss the matter.

The debate has begun.

If we don't find a way to put out the fire quickly, it will be very troublesome if public opinion gets out of control.

Fortunately, with the boss’s personal teaching, DreamZhu has extensive experience in handling such public relations crises.

With one hour left before the end of get off work, Lu Jiahe left the agency and returned to the office, where he quickly gathered all department employees to record an apology video.

In less than half an hour, the video of the entire department's joint apology was recorded.

Lu Jia checked it with himself, and then checked it with his smart office partner. After confirming that there were no problems, he quickly released it.

The netizens in the debate were quickly diverted by this statement:

The title is simple and direct:
[Response to the issue of matching accuracy of big data matchmaking agencies]
When you click on the video, you will see Lu Jiahe standing in the middle of the first row, with others standing in several rows around him, almost filling up the entire screen.

Without waiting for netizens to comment, the entire department bowed with heavy faces and said:
"sorry!"

"Sorry!"

“Private Marseille!”

The netizens’ comments finally came.

"What a great triple apology, hahahaha, classic! So classic!"

"I'm dying of laughter! He slid to his knees too fast!"

“I strongly request that the full-language version be released next time. Three languages ​​are not enough!”

"I am ready to fight to the death, why did Your Majesty surrender first?!"

"Wait? Where's Xu Meng?? He's not coming out. I doubt you guys are being sincere!"

"@Xu Meng, come out and apologize!"

……

The players complained and urged Xu Meng to come out.

In previous important apology videos, Xu Meng stood in the center and apologized with everyone.

Now, it suddenly dawned on netizens that the person standing in the middle was not Xu Meng—he didn’t even appear in the video, which made netizens quite uncomfortable.

Xu Meng, who is currently writing a moral firewall for intelligent NPCs, also saw this statement and these comments.

He laughed out loud without saying a word:

"Apologize? You should apologize to me!!"

(End of this chapter)