I'm telling fortunes in North America. I'm really not a wizard.

Chapter 33: Thriller in the Girls' Dormitory

In fact, Audrey Hill fell down when she got out of the car. It was not deduced by Chen Yaozu, but was seen by the Brazilian female ghost.

If he still cannot convince the other party, he plans to use the Brazilian female ghost to enter the other party's single room, see what is inside, and then let her come out and tell him, and then he will start to deceive the other party.

But it's no longer needed.

After all, if you can accurately describe such random things, why wouldn't the other party believe it?

Audrey gave the food to her younger siblings and walked over. She was pretty and introduced herself to Chen Yaozu in a very graceful manner.

Immediately afterwards, the few of them decided to cooperate.

Chen Yaozu paid every penny he owed Henry.

Olivia Hill didn't want the remaining money. She wanted a salary, a nanny salary of $3000 a month before tax. This salary should be paid until she gets a green card and divorces, or until she finds a new job and can afford the family expenses.

Of course, in return, Olivia would help Chen Yaozu with cleaning and cooking.

Of course, Chen Yaozu could also refuse.

Of course, this is not the most important thing. The most important thing is that Ms. Olivia Hill discussed with Chen Yaozu that she would help Chen Yaozu find customers and solve their problems in the future.

As long as the client is introduced by her for divination, she will get a 30% commission after receiving the payment. Of course, if the client is not introduced by her, it has nothing to do with her.

This was the idea that suddenly came to Olivia Hill's mind just now, and Chen Yaozu readily agreed to it.

And he told his cheap mother-in-law that he only told one fortune every day.

His idea is that even if he wastes one hexagram every day until the next day to refresh it, he must keep one hexagram for himself!
As one of the main players in this business, Audrey Hill also has her own obligations, which is that she must return to Chen Yaozu's home from school for one day every week and sleep in a separate room, of course.

This is to deal with immigration inspections and create the illusion of living together.

After everything was discussed, the deal was finalized.

Apply for a marriage license. Lawyer Henry will help you with that.

However, there is a hard rule here that after obtaining the marriage license, a public wedding must be held within 90 days.

Otherwise the marriage license will be invalid or something?

Considering that he is a wizard, that is, a pagan, the wedding ceremony does not have to be held in a church.

However, although you don't have to go to the church, you must have a witness.

Moreover, the witness must be registered and recognized by the municipality, most of whom are pastors.

In addition, this business requires money.

Fortunately, Olivia had just moved in and didn't have many relatives or friends, so the wedding scene was simple, which meant it didn't cost much.

Finally, a week later.

Witnessed by the officiating pastor, lawyer Henry, and Olivia Hill's family, Chen Yaozu and Audrey Hill exchanged rings in the yard of their newly rented house and finally became husband and wife.

In fact, Chen Yaozu was a little dazed. Although it was fake, he was married after all.

"I will quickly get you a temporary green card in a minimum of four months and a maximum of 4 months. The temporary green card is valid for two years.

As long as your marriage still exists after two years, you can come to me to resubmit your documents and get a permanent resident green card."

After the wedding was over and Lawyer Henry received the balance, he raised a glass of champagne to Chen Yaozu and said solemnly.

“In addition, since you have come to America, or you have come to live in Los Angeles, you need to know the rules that you need to abide by to live here.

If you don’t know, you may end up breaking the law and going to jail.”

Speaking of this, Chen Yaozu instantly became serious: "Mr. Henry, please speak!"

Lawyer Henry drank the champagne in his glass, then looked at Chen Yaozu seriously and said, "You people from the East often make a mistake.

That is, saying the wrong thing, whether it is said in normal life or on the Internet, is likely to bring disaster.

If you are lucky, you will just go to jail, but if you are unlucky and don’t know the rules, you may lose your life.”

so serious?

Chen Yaozu instantly became alert. He had some skills, and there was a Brazilian female ghost beside him who was not mentally normal but obeyed his commands. She also had some savings in her pocket, which seemed different from ordinary Oriental people.

But all of this is of little use when facing America's violence machine and American Iai.

"First of all, when you are arguing with someone, don't say you want to kill him or her."

As Henry was talking, he suddenly asked Chen Yaozu: "If I told you that I wanted to kill you during a quarrel in your Dongfang, would I be arrested?"

Chen Yaozu shook his head: "If it's just a quarrel, no physical fight, just talk, and no real infringement on my personal safety, generally no.

After all, quarrels are bad words! "

"You in the East are so free!"

Henry waved his hand at Chen Yaozu: "It won't happen in the East, but it's different in America!"

"Remember, don't say anything like "I'll kill you" or anything like that!

Once you say it, even if it's just a momentary impulse, there is no actual action.

The police will come to your house and arrest you for saying this, and bring you to court.

If there is indeed evidence that you said this at the time, you will definitely go to jail.

Sometimes the sentences for serious crimes may even be as long as 20 to 30 years.

Of course, it’s usually not that serious, usually it’s twenty or thirty months, or even a few months!”

At this point, Henry emphasized: “Even if it’s just in online comments, you can’t say it.

Moreover, because it is easier to leave traces on the Internet, we should not say something that is very obvious and easy to obtain evidence, which is a threat to the personal safety of others!"

It was explained in such detail that Chen Yaozu understood it.

In other words, even if you are so angry that you swear at each other, you cannot say anything careless. Even when you are complaining on the Internet, you cannot say things like you want to kill the other person.

No wonder Lawyer Henry specifically instructed me.

Chen Yaozu estimated it and then laughed:

"If we really follow this standard, one-third of the netizens in the East will probably be in jail.

Anyone could have said this on the Internet accidentally! "

Henry nodded and gave an example: "In Florida, a man and his neighbor were arguing and swearing at each other.

Maybe I accidentally said something like, "I'm going to kill you."

Then the neighbors called the police, who broke into his house and took him away for prosecution. He was sentenced to 28 months in prison! "

It is said that actual cases are the most educational.

After hearing this case, Chen Yaozu reluctantly accepted this situation, but he thought it would have little impact on him.

Because with his personality, he usually wouldn't say something like he wants to kill you. He would just say something during an argument.

After all, he was always a disaster survivor before he retired in his previous life, and even after he retired, he was the backbone of the civilian rescue team. Therefore, his personality is relatively generous. Although he may be a little more extreme in his personality after coming to this world due to the influence of the original owner's memory for several months, it does not affect his essence.

In other words, he usually wouldn't say things like "I'm going to kill you."

What's the use?

A dog that bites doesn't bark, and a person who does things doesn't speak.

“Okay, I understand!
Are there any other weird rules that make no sense?"

Chen Yaozu continued to ask.

Since you want to understand, then understand it thoroughly, so that you won't be unaware when disaster strikes you.

"Of course, that's the second point I want to talk about!"

“On the Internet, don’t pay attention to the demonstrations in Great Britain, and don’t post any news about it.

Even Ma Kaiyuan, the leader of Trala, was wanted by Great Britain and threatened to be taken back to Europe for trial because he forwarded the news from there!

For Ma Kaiyuan, he may be able to ignore the threat, but ordinary people cannot, and illegal immigrants are even less so!

Therefore, regarding the conflict and demonstrations in Great Britain, no comments may be made online. "

Chen Yaozu had heard of this matter. This matter had already happened in his original world. He did not expect that this matter would also happen in the world he came to.

"You guys are in the East, so you should be able to talk about this, right?"

Henry asked.

Chen Yaozu nodded: "We can talk, whether it's Great Britain, Xiaofa and Xiaode, or Xiaoyi and Xiaoba, we can talk!
Just a while ago, you blocked the news about Xiao Ba on the Internet, and the blockade was very strict.

It seems that we are the only place in the world that can clearly know the news from both sides..."

Henry suddenly interrupted him: “Yes, and Xiao Yi, you can’t say anything or criticize.

Olivia Hill's husband was arrested and sentenced to a long time just because he criticized Xiao Yi! "

Chen Yaozu was a little annoyed by this sudden statement. He couldn't say this, and he couldn't say that. Wasn't there freedom of speech?

He was conflicted, but still didn't say it out loud!

Then Henry told him a lot of things, many things that could not be done or said, and then he drove away.

Next, Chen Yaozu's newlywed wife Audrey re-enrolled in the twelfth grade to prepare for the college entrance examination. She had nothing to do with him except coming back to stay one night a week.

As a lawyer, Henry planned what Chen Yaozu should do in the next few weeks and thought about what kind of job he should do next.

First get familiar with the surrounding road conditions and community distribution, and then think about what you can do.

Both lawyer Henry and Chen Yaozu himself knew that they had to earn $300 every day when they got up at dawn, otherwise they would lose all their capital.

However, before leaving, Lawyer Henry left him a traffic rules manual on driving a vehicle.

“Look more.

It is absolutely impossible to travel in America without a car!

So in a few days, after your temporary green card comes out, you will need to take a driver's license test and buy a car.

Even if you are delivering takeout, you can’t do it without a driver’s license or a car!”

Once again, a word of advice awakened me. Yes, I have to buy a car!

I just heard that used cars in America are very expensive!

In his previous life, he knew that there was a man named Reporter Xiaowu who used to be a reporter in China. He bought a 06 Highlander that had run more than 5000 kilometers and wanted to deliver food. He actually spent more than US dollars on such a broken car!
06 years!
More than two hundred thousand kilometers!

This car is basically scrapped in China. I didn’t expect that this car produced 20 years ago can still be sold for more than 5000 US dollars!
Converted into RMB, this is more than 3.6 yuan!

I spent 3.6 yuan to buy this broken car, and I’m quite proud of it!
The days passed as Chen Yaozu studied the traffic rules, and he had a relatively thorough understanding of the entire Los Angeles.

Finally, the phone in his pocket rang. It was Henry.

"Hello, Mr. Lawyer, you took the time to call me during your busy schedule, so it must be something important!

I'm all ears...what happened?"

Attorney Henry's joyful voice came from the other end of the phone: "Chen, your temporary green card has been issued!

Come and get it. After you get your green card, you can apply to take the written test for your driver’s license.”

Eager to see!

With this thing, you can get a driver's license.

After getting the temporary green card, when Chen Yaozu went to the motor vehicle management department to take the exam, he was surprised to find that there were Chinese test questions on the written test computer.

This situation feels like taking care of people like him who came from China but don't know much English.

Or maybe, Chinese is already the second most spoken language in the world.

Or, there are 450 million people in Los Angeles, and Asians account for 1/9 of the population, with more than 50 registered. As for those unregistered illegal immigrants, they should not be taken into consideration.

This may also be the reason why there is a Chinese version of the test questions!
Chen Yaozu simply clicks on the Chinese conversion and gets a Chinese test paper. At a glance, it doesn’t seem difficult, as it’s all basic common sense.

Then, he chose the most correct answer again and again from various options as if he was assisted by God.

However, Chen Yaozu's examination venue was not in Los Angeles, but in another state.

Because to take a driver's license test in Los Angeles, applicants need to provide a social security number card. How did Chen Yaozu get this?

So he had to go to the next state and get a driver's license without a social security number. Otherwise, how would he get a social security card if he didn't even have a job?

Instead, he was giving a job to someone else, his cheap mother-in-law, Olivia Hill!

For example, now, his cheap mother-in-law takes him to the largest used car market in Los Angeles.

Looking at the dazzling array of cars, the mother-in-law was very proud:

"As an experienced driver who has been driving for more than 20 years, I promise to help you find the most suitable car for you among these messy cars!"

……

The Los Angeles County School District has two public high schools that offer classes to students through grade twelve.

Audrey moved to a one-bedroom apartment that still felt crowded in order to avoid staying at home.

So she chose to live on campus!
There were many students who made the same choice as her, so she was assigned a roommate who was also a very beautiful white girl.

That night, the white girl was sitting in front of the mirror combing her hair after washing it.

Audrey didn't know if it was an illusion, but she felt that the girl's hair seemed to be getting longer and longer, and it even fell to the ground and dragged for some distance.

"Elizabeth..."

She called out, but the girl sitting in front of the mirror seemed not to hear her and continued combing her hair, though her movements were a little stiff.

Audrey felt the hair on her arms stand up, and goose bumps appeared on her skin. She quickly climbed onto the bed, covered herself with the quilt, and covered her head...

(End of this chapter)