Let you conquer the world of low-level martial arts, what the hell is Journey to the West?

Chapter 344: Falling flat on the ground? What a ridiculous comic book setting! !

Song Shuhang finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Although there were a few twists and turns, he finally picked up Senior Bai who was urged by everyone. When the time comes, he just needs to follow the plan and take Senior Bai to the foot of the mountain and get on the prepared car.

Then just drive the other person back.

After all, Senior Bai, who had been in seclusion for 150 years, did not have an ID card and could not take a plane or high-speed train, so Song Shuhang spent some money to rent a car. He felt that he was really thoughtful.

At this moment, Bai Zhenjun was looking at the outline of a huge modern city slowly emerging under the rising sun below the mountain, and he was filled with emotion for a moment.

He just smiled faintly, "After more than a hundred years of seclusion, the outside world has changed a lot. It is much bigger than the changes in the previous thousand years. I feel like I have become an antique."

He looks really good when he smiles.

The voice is also very gentle.

Song Shuhang was stunned. He was stunned for a moment, then turned his head away in horror, not daring to look again, for fear that he was possessed and had other strange thoughts.

Song Shuhang said hurriedly, "Senior Bai, please come down the mountain with me. I have prepared... uh... a new type of carriage there!"

Senior Bai understood immediately.

He planned to follow Song Shuhang's guidance and go down the mountain, which made Song Shuhang very moved. He felt that the legendary Senior Bai was indeed approachable and a good senior!

As a result, when he turned his head, he saw the dog demon Doudou with a terrified face, hiding far away, which made Song Shuhang confused, "What's wrong?"

The dog demon Doudou widened his eyes and asked in a terrified voice, "You...didn't you see the strategy guide? You just let Senior Bai walk down the mountain by himself?"

Song Shuhang was confused.

I have no idea what the problem is.

He explained, "Senior Bai has been in seclusion for a long time and doesn't have an ID card, so he can't take the high-speed train. I specially prepared a car. When we go down the mountain, I will tell Senior Bai that it is a mount to ride on, and it is not a man-eating monster."

He thought the dog demon Doudou was talking about those funny cases of seniors who mistook cars for monsters and then cut open the cars to save people.

But what he saw was Doudou shaking his head in horror.

Then he understood.

Song Shuhang saw it with his own eyes. He stared with wide eyes as he watched the top master in his mind, Senior Bai Zhenjun, fall straight down without any obstruction or tripping factors. He hit the ground heavily and then with a bang, a ten-meter-deep hole was created.

Song Shuhang was confused.

He even touched the air a little unconfidently, and found that there was really nothing, and he immediately became angry.

"What the hell! I saw it with my own eyes, there was nothing to stop it! This pure anime setting of falling flat on the ground is really too ridiculous!"

He felt that this only existed in comedy anime.

Existential reality is absolutely irrational!
Then Song Shuhang heard Doudou laughing gloatingly at the side, "Hehe, kid, you're in big trouble. Master Bai loves to think about problems. When he thinks, his mind wanders and he falls down. Alas, it's not often, only about a hundred times a day. I hope you can bear it."

More than a hundred times!
Song Shuhang looked at the huge pit dozens of meters in front of him and was so frightened that his whole body shuddered. This was simply equivalent to a rocket launcher firing at you at any time, and it was an enhanced version. Who could stand it?

He decisively apologized for his decision to drive to pick up Senior Bai, and then hid aside to call for help. Walking or taking a car was really horrible.

"Hey, Boss, help me~~"

Song Shuhang burst into tears, "If you don't come to save me, I will die in front of you!"

Under his coercion and inducement? x. Under his desperate pleading! √.

Then I saw a door suddenly appear out of thin air in front of me. It was sponsored by a friend who was living a good life. It was a door that could allow me to travel thousands of miles freely.

The dog demon Doudou was originally laughing at the joke, but when he saw the door, his eyes widened like bells. He stuck his head in and took a look. He saw the pharmacist at a glance. His little eyes were filled with disbelief, "Wow, Master Bai, it turns out to be a magic weapon that can travel through space. Even the fool at Huangshan doesn't have this!"

"Doudou, how can you curse Master Huangshan behind his back? That's really rude..."

Senior Bai was also extremely curious, but he seemed to have seen the world and was not too surprised. Instead, he stretched out his hand and made a gesture, and the huge deep pit that was smashed was instantly restored, and there was no trace of the smash.

This would have been a good thing.

But the opponent's skilled appearance made Song Shuhang shudder with fear. How many times did he have to practice to be so skilled? The deep pit that turned back was exactly the same as before, not too high or too low, even the fallen leaves were the same. God knows how much proficiency it took!

"Senior, please come in! Senior, please come in!"

As Song Shuhang continued to sweat, Bai Zhenjun seemed to be giving him face and did not get distracted. He walked into the portal smoothly and directly crossed a thousand miles to Jiangnan University City and came in front of Zhang Tian and the pharmacist.

Song Shuhang breathed a sigh of relief.

There is an inexplicable sense of glory and epicness, mission accomplished!!
My mission is accomplished!
Then he heard Bai Zhenjun sigh, "This magic weapon is really powerful. I want to have one too."

He did not realize the seriousness of the problem, but he saw that the dog demon Doudou's tail stood up again in fear, with fear in his eyes.

It was because Doudou knew the terrifying name of Bai Zhenjun. Although he was kind-hearted, gentle, and naturally lucky, his luck was mixed. The good luck belonged to him, and the bad luck belonged to the people around him...

The most terrifying thing is that the other party seems to have the ability to make his wishes come true. Whatever he wants, he will get it inexplicably!
When Doudou heard that Bai Zhenjun wanted this portal, it was immediately terrified and looked around vigilantly, but nothing happened, which made it a little suspicious. It watched Bai Zhenjun chatting happily with the unknown guy named Zhang Tian, ​​and they seemed to have a lot in common.

I was a little confused for a moment.

Could it be that after Master Bai’s retreat, his cultivation had greatly improved and he was able to control his damn luck?
This is what Doudou thought.

But its body was still honest, and it moved farther and farther away from Master Bai, causing Song Shuhang to uncontrollably laugh at it in his heart. The main point was that the ignorant were fearless.

Considering that Senior Bai has nowhere to go.

Haven't yet come into contact with and adapted to modernization.

Song Shuhang subconsciously arranged an address for Senior Bai and let him live in his room. After all, they were all cultivators, and a place to sit cross-legged would be enough. What's more, he could go back to the dormitory to sleep.

Everything seems very ordinary.

It looks normal.

until night.

Song Shuhang finally realized the seriousness of the problem. He just dozed off for a while and then woke up from his dream.

"No! Why would I dream about Senior Bai!"

"I also dreamed about his charming lips!"

The squirrel was terrified.

The squirrel screamed.

"No, don't do it!!!"

(End of this chapter)