Let you conquer the world of low-level martial arts, what the hell is Journey to the West?

Chapter 34: So near yet so far away? The anger of Bodhi Patriarch

Zhang Tian looked at the monkey in front of him who was rubbing his belly, frowned as he listened to what the monkey said about the huge and ferocious giant ape in his dream.

He and the monkey did not have any telepathic connection, so naturally he had no idea what the giant ape in the other's dream looked like.

But he can imagine it himself.

He thought of a mighty, terrifying, violent chimpanzee that blocked out the sun and was taller than the mountains. It was particularly ferocious and would beat someone to death just because he accidentally stepped on a nail.

The old man with a broken leg came to seek justice, but was bullied by the giant ape. He forgot whether he was torn apart or eaten.

There was another one who wanted to please him by turning into a kitten, but the gorilla had no sympathy at all and instead of petting the cat, he beat him to death.

He also claimed that he held two machetes and chopped from the Nantianmen to Penglai East Road for three days and three nights without blinking an eye. He was so fierce!

Zhang Tian shuddered all over, and he had already thought of Bodhi Patriarch's eyes widening and shouting with anger in his eyes, "It's you! You raised my cute golden monkey to be like this?"

"I will skin you alive, damn you, and demote your soul to the underworld, where you will never be able to turn over a new leaf!"

Zhang Tian: Spicy!
Zhang Tian, ​​who believed that he was a good boy if he could correct his mistakes, decided to follow the monkey to the place where Patriarch Bodhi lived in seclusion to ask the other party.

Although he felt, based on his life experience in two lifetimes, that the saying "admitting one's mistakes and correcting them" was a bit empty and pretentious, just like the saying "those who confess will be treated leniently while those who resist will be treated severely", in most cases the result was that those who resisted would be treated severely and would be able to go home for the New Year, while those who confessed would be treated leniently and would spend the rest of their lives in prison.

But Zhang Tian had no choice. After all, he was practicing the Five Elements Fist, a martial arts technique learned by his senior brother who practiced with Monkey. It was just that Monkey’s progress was a little faster.

He felt upset.

"There is indeed something wrong with this technique. When I first practiced the dragon form, I felt it was a bit strange. It didn't increase my strength, nor did it grow dragon scales, steel bones, or sharp teeth and claws. Instead, it benefited my masculine nature."

"Alas, I must have been bewitched by the devil at that time. For such a small profit, for just a dozen inches, I planted such a disaster in my body!"

So Zhang Tian and the monkey came to the place where Patriarch Bodhi lived, which was a little far away from the Sanxing Cave where they usually practiced, and was separated by a garden.

The founder likes quietness and does not like noise.

So basically, except for the time of preaching, many senior brothers never come to this backyard. Even if something big happens, they have to wait until the master appears before telling the other party.

Zhang Tian thought about it and agreed.

After all, for mortals like them, a month is indeed a bit long, but for the great master, it is just a blink of an eye. Moreover, he is also a divine figure, so he only needs to teach Taoism and not worry about other trivial matters.

The yard between Sanxing Cave and the backyard seemed to be only a few hundred steps long. Zhang Tian and Monkey were both accomplished martial artists. Although they didn't walk as fast as lightning, they at least walked like dragons and tigers, with their feet seeming to have the wind.

The journey that should have been completed in three to five breaths took him and the monkey a very long time. Zhang Tian's first thought was that he had encountered the legendary ghost wall and felt a little panicked. But then he thought to himself that he was extremely ridiculous and still had the mentality of a mortal.

This is not the previous life.

It's not some haunted city.

It is Lingtai Fangcun Mountain, a holy place for cultivating immortals, and the dojo of Patriarch Bodhi. No ordinary ghost would dare to play any tricks here. Even if the ancestors of those ghosts, the Ten Kings of Hell, came and brought a hundred thousand ghost soldiers and generals, they would not be able to cause any waves.

Zhang Tian looked around and suddenly realized something. Could this be the legendary Tiangang magical power? It seemed like only a few hundred steps, but in fact it was millions of miles away. It was the art of making the world seem like a near distance.

Later, when Tathagata Buddha was competing with the monkey, he used this magical power and allowed the monkey to use his somersault cloud, thinking that he had flown to the top of the heaven and earth, to the side of the Pillar of Heaven, but in fact he was still in the palm of Tathagata's hand.

or.

It was the legendary art of moving stars or the Six Jia Qi Men. The seemingly ordinary courtyard was actually a supreme formation that trapped people. Zhang Tian was blind and could not see the magical power of Bodhi Patriarch, so he stood there and observed the surroundings.

The monkey standing by had no idea what was going on. He was just confused and scratched his face in frustration. Looking at the hundred-step road that he could not get out of, he suddenly felt a surge of anger in his heart.

"I'm sick!"

He actually started to make hand gestures and was about to use his magical powers!
But Zhang Tian was so frightened that he shouted angrily, "Monkey, what are you doing? Are you trying to disrespect the ancestor?"

The monkey shuddered.

He waved his hands repeatedly.

"Don't dare."

The monkey was very arrogant. Even Tathagata, who had subdued him in the future, and the almighty Jade Emperor, were not taken seriously by the monkey.

He just opened his mouth and called the Jade Emperor "old man" all the time. He was nicer to Tathagata. Although he didn't call Tathagata "old man" or anything like that, he was indeed not afraid of the other party. He even talked and laughed freely in front of all the Buddhas, made jokes about Tathagata, and teased the other party.

As for all the gods in the sky, even Guanyin has been scolded by the monkey. The main creed is to be indifferent to life and death, and if you don’t accept it, come and fight me!
But the monkey had a master that he was extremely afraid of.

That is Patriarch Bodhi!
As soon as the name of Patriarch Bodhi is mentioned, the monkey becomes as obedient as possible, without any trace of arrogance of later generations, and is just a docile little monkey.

Sure enough, as soon as Zhang Tian opened his mouth, the monkey trembled all over and scratched his head in embarrassment. "Hehe, don't blame me, don't blame me, I don't know why, but I feel so angry. It must be because of this weird yard."

talking.

The monkey actually used his little fists to punch the wall in a funny way, and while hitting it, he kept scolding, "Bad wall, bad wall, you bad wall!"

Zhang Tian: …

Monkey! Let me ask you, are you the funny guy invited by the monkey from heaven?

Zhang Tian turned around helplessly, bowed respectfully towards the courtyard, and said slowly, "Disciple Zhang Wujing wants to see the master."

The monkey also knelt down in a proper manner.

In an instant.

The two of them felt the world spinning and time and space going backwards. When they looked up again, they had arrived in front of Patriarch Bodhi, who was half lying there.

"Why are you awake so late at night?"

Zhang Tian then described the cause and effect of the Five Elements Fist, a martial arts technique taught by his senior brother, and the changes that had taken place in the monkey over the past few days. After he finished speaking, he added, "Master, please save me."

Monkey: "Same here, Old Sun!"

Zhang Tian’s story was okay.

But when it was the monkey's turn to speak, Patriarch Bodhi sat up from the bed. Then, looking at Zhang Tian and the monkey's confused looks, he picked up the whisk and knocked on the monkey's head three times in a row, cursing as he did so.

"You stupid hozen, stupid hozen, stupid hozen!"

(End of this chapter)