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Chapter 335: Wandering Monk Tongxuan: Buddha? How come I don’t know!

Chapter 335: Wandering Monk Tongxuan: Buddha? How come I don’t know!
Song Shuhang has been practicing hard recently.

He felt that his magical power had greatly improved and he had become a little superman, so he was very happy and chatted with the group. At this time, he had not forgotten his responsibilities as the deputy leader of the Happy Buddhist Sect, and he was very diligent and conscientious in advertising the Happy Buddhist Sect.

The pressure of the mountain of books is great: "This Buddhist sect is recruiting people. If you are interested in Buddhism, you can join our Buddhist sect!"

In the Jiuzhou No. 1 chat group, there was a master of Buddhism, a wandering monk named Tongxuan. Zhang Tian told Song Shuhang that this monk was practicing silent meditation and almost never spoke, but only sent emojis for everything.

After learning that Song Shuhang was a Buddhist, the other party was extremely happy and sent many smiling emojis.

But when he saw that Song Shuhang, in response to inquiries from other group members, turned out to be a so-called Happy Buddhism that he had never heard of, he immediately showed a lot of angry expressions.

Song Shuhang looked bewildered.

But he soon realized that he was in big trouble, because he saw a person named Kuang Dao San Lang in the group, fanning the flames. "Master monk, look, there is a Buddhist liar in the group. He is destroying the reputation of Buddhism!"

Crazy Blade Sanlang: "@Yunyousengtongxuan, stop posting emoticons here, go to him offline and fight him!"

Wandering Monk Tongxuan: (This is a thumbs-up emoji.)
Song Shuhang: Huh?
He was shocked.

After all, in his opinion, Zhang Tian possesses supernatural powers and abilities, which cannot be fake in any way. The so-called Happy Buddhism should be extraordinary. Why do the monks in the group seem to be unfamiliar with him and have to come down offline to expose the fake?

Song Shuhang was not afraid at first, and even joked with Zhang Tian, ​​"Boss, you are such a lame Buddha. It seems that even the Buddhist believers don't know you."

He had no idea that Zhang Tian came from another world. Although he was also a Buddha, he had nothing to do with the Buddha in this world. Their Buddhist teachings were different.

Not to mention here.

Even the three realms.

Not everyone knows Zhang Tian, ​​just like he still hasn't figured out how many Buddhas there are in the Western Lingshan Mountain, and how many colleagues he has. Some followed Tathagata, some practiced in seclusion, and some traveled around the thirty-three heavens. He hasn't recognized them all yet.

Zhang Tian touched his chin, "I am the reincarnated Buddha. I have just started my cultivation journey. My realm is only slightly higher than yours, at the third level of acquired realm. If this wandering monk Tongxuan attacks me, I guess I can't beat him!"

Song Shuhang realized the seriousness of the problem and swallowed his saliva. "Great monk, now that you have beaten the Buddha, you can't beat me anymore."

"I heard that the wandering monk Tongxuan is good at using a pair of Vajra fists. He has a lot of muscles. He is a hot-tempered and reckless Vajra. He can fight several at a time."

Song Shuhang: So... so spicy!
"But fortunately, this Buddha had made preparations long ago. He had arranged for the left and right guardians before reincarnation. Now that I am in danger, it is time to summon them out to protect me."

So in Song Shuhang's expectant eyes, he saw the first left protector mentioned by Zhang Tian. The other party turned his head and saw a Gatling gun that was constantly spewing blue flames on the TV screen.

He saw the eagerness on Zhang Tian's face.

His face suddenly turned dark, "Buddha, can you be more reliable? The last time those two ghosts fought, it was like throwing bombs. I'm afraid your left protector Namo Gatling Bodhisattva is a bit useless!"

He was too tired to complain, and he could never have imagined that a great Buddha would be addicted to the Internet and insisted on learning modern things. After surfing the Internet, his mind and thoughts became weird, but the most terrifying thing was that the other party was very capable of making it happen.

Song Shuhang didn't dare to imagine what he would see. He would see the muscular Guanyin from the TV series jumping out, with a Gatling gun in each hand, a face full of compassion, performing physical salvation, leaving nothing behind!

He felt that this was not reasonable at all, and then he saw Zhang Tianruo nodded in agreement, and then he invited out another right protector, who turned out to be a statue that was "borrowed" from the kid next door.

Song Shuhang was stunned when he saw this, his voice trembling, "What are you going to do, Boss! Are you trying to use Buddhism to revive him?"

"Buddhism is not that profound. After all, I am a reincarnation. It is reasonable that I don't have enough magical power!"

Zhang Tian said seriously, then touched his trouser pocket, and in front of Song Shuhang's shocked gaze, he took out a familiar rat charm, "One day, for some unknown reason, a strange person shouted something like Huang Rong or Wonder Woman and rushed over. This is what he dropped." Song Shuhang: ...

Song Shuhang: Do you think I will believe it? Damn modernization! Damn the Internet! I hate you!

With Song Shuhang's desperate expression, he watched Zhang Tian install the rat talisman with his own eyes. Thus, the incredible Buddha, which symbolized all light, all energy, and the invincible and great Buddha, was born.

On the other hand, the wandering monk Tongxuan has already arrived in Jiangnan City, and he is in a very aggressive manner. As a great Buddhist, he is naturally the most loyal supporter of Buddhism. He will not allow anyone to use the name of Buddhism to do evil and deceive others.

He wants to transform into a furious Vajra!

Then he came to the wilderness where they had agreed to fight. Neither Zhang Tian nor Song Shuhang came. The only one who came was the so-called Right Protector of Buddhism mentioned by the other party.

Wandering Monk Tongxuan: Just a Right Protector?

Wandering Monk Tongxuan: Look at me! Angry Vajra!

He was ready to teach the other person a lesson, but when he saw the other person's face, he was stunned for a moment. Why was he wearing a leather suit?

Then he saw the other party first put his hands together, performed a Buddhist salute towards him, bowed, and then sat cross-legged on a lotus seat. His whole body radiated a dazzling golden light, really as brilliant as the Buddha himself.

The wandering monk Tongxuan couldn't recognize him and was a little suspicious for a moment, so he took a photo and sent it to the Jiuzhou chat group, wanting to ask if anyone knew him.

As soon as that picture came out.

The entire Kyushu chat group was stunned.

To be precise, it was the legendary information-gatherer Beihe Sanren, the talkative Mad Blade Sanlang, and several cultivators who were closer to modern times, who were all stunned.

"Ah? This isn't right!"

"Great Sunlight Tiga Buddha?"

"Master monk, run!"

But no matter how they sent messages, the wandering monk Tongxuan didn't seem to reply, and was shown to be offline, as if he was fighting a fierce battle with the opponent.

But soon.

The wandering monk Tongxuan is online.

The wandering monk Tongxuan:.

(This is a crying emoji.)
The wandering monk Tongxuan:.

(This is an emoticon of a man with his mouth twisted and spitting blood, looking very pitiful.)
Everyone knew the outcome of the battle, and...

"Damn, that turned out to be real!"

The child who accidentally saw the fight had his eyes wide open, his face full of excitement, "Mom, look, Tiga is beating the Buddha, and he's chasing him."

Mother:!
(End of this chapter)

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