Let you conquer the world of low-level martial arts, what the hell is Journey to the West?

Chapter 289 Jade Emperor: I don't bully people, bring me my precious lotus lantern

The three Tiger Power Immortals looked at the pure Five Thunder Method in Zhang Tianshi's hands. With just a wave of his hand, the sky and the earth changed color and summoned tens of thousands of thunders. They didn't know how much more powerful they were, and they were immediately scared to death.

He looked at Zhang Tianshi in doubt and wonder, "I wonder which Taoist master you are. We also know the Five Thunder Method, so maybe you are a disciple of the same sect! We can even call you a Taoist friend!"

It would be better if we don’t mention the Five Thunder Method.

Mention the Five Thunder Method.

Zhang Tianshi's face was as black as mud. He thought of all the approval notes he had received over the years regarding raining or stopping the rain, and suddenly his eyes went dark. He was the Jade Emperor's right-hand man, and small matters like raining were decided by him and the other three Tianshis.

Therefore, as long as the command is given by the Five Thunder Method, it will be responded to and rain will fall directly.

I originally thought it was to make things convenient for my own apprentice.

But I never expected that they were three monsters!
When Zhang Tianshi thought about the embarrassment he had brought upon Qingniu, the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, and Qingyuan Dao Miao Zhenjun, his face turned black and he started to curse, "Who says you are a Taoist friend? Who knows where you came from, pretending to be the Three Pure Ones and doing evil here."

With five thunderbolts in his right hand, he was furious. "Kneel down and beg for mercy quickly. Follow me to the Heavenly Palace to accept the punishment. I may even spare your life!"

Even if it has come to this.

Zhang Tianshi actually wanted to spare the lives of the three Tiger Power Immortals and intended to deal with them leniently, but unexpectedly, the three immortals sneered, "Going to the Heavenly Court? You are so arrogant, you have only practiced the Five Thunder Method for a few more years than us. If you have the guts, come and compete with me three brothers to show your true skills!"

He left no way to survive.

Zhang Tianshi was extremely helpless to see these three stupid immortals. He turned his head and saw Zhang Tian and the others looking at him coldly. He knew in his heart that this matter could not be resolved peacefully, so he made up his mind. They were a bunch of idiots, and he could not lead them. He was so tired that he decided to send them to reincarnation!

So they decided to fight.

The great immortal Huli laughed and had a high platform brought in. He was going to have a Zen meditation competition to see who could sit still longer.

The monkey at the side laughed, "When I was seeking immortals and asking for advice in Fangcun Mountain, I received guidance from a master who said he would teach me the method of sitting in meditation and cultivating Zen. However, I didn't have the state of mind at that time, so I couldn't practice it. Today I can say that I have broadened my horizons."

Meditate and practice Zen.

That is a kind of practice.

If it were an ordinary person, he would feel dry mouth and numb legs after half an hour and would not be able to sit for long. Only those with a strong mind can calm their minds, regulate the breath in their bodies, and return the acquired to the innate, which is a brilliant method.

The Great Immortal Huli thought that he was the best among them, but facing the founder of Mount Longhu, the true successor of Taiqing, Zhang Tianshi, how could he be his opponent?

Even though his second brother, Luli Daxian, was scratching his head and trying all kinds of tricks, turning into lice, caterpillars, and moths, crawling or biting, he could not make Zhang Tianshi move at all. It can be said that he had entered a state of meditation.

In this round, the three immortals lost.

Zhang Tianshi originally thought that the three men had accepted defeat sincerely and were willing to accept the punishment, but he did not expect them to bite back, "My senior brother usually sits in meditation for two or three years, but today he only did it for half an hour and he lost his composure. It must be you who did something evil behind his back."

Are you willing to admit defeat?

That's just bullshit!

This made Zhang Tianshi sneer even more in his heart. Without asking Bai Yi Wu Tian, ​​Monkey and others, he directly asked, "What kind of fighting method do you want?"

"Guess the object on the partition!"

Put an object in the closet and guess what's inside through the thick wooden board. If you can guess correctly, you win.

They were full of confidence, because they had learned a unique skill from their travels, which allowed them to see through things, not to mention wooden boards, even if there were several mountains between them, they could still see clearly.

The result was a miserable loss!
Guessed four times in a row.

All lost.

They didn't even know where they lost. The monkey and the green ox didn't understand either. Only Zhang Tian knew what the Taoist had done. It was the Taoist magical power of the Five Ghosts Moving Technique, which could control the five ghosts in the chest to take things from a distance. He had practiced it before and transformed himself into the ghost of gold, fire, wood, water, and earth. He could use it to kill small demons and monsters, but after his strength increased, it was of no use to him.

Five games and five losses.

Ordinary people would have recognized the difference in strength and admitted defeat willingly, but for some reason, these three immortals were so stubborn that they hit the wall five times and still refused to give in.

I only heard the Tiger Power Immortal yelling, "This is not a real skill. If you have the ability, then compete with real magical powers. I can chop off my head and it will grow back!"

The Immortal Lu Li was not to be outdone, "I can cut open your abdomen and take out your heart, but it will grow back!"

Yang Li Daxian was more polite, "Get a boiling oil pan. It's freezing cold out here. I want to take a good bath in the oil pan later!"

Regeneration of severed limbs, especially regeneration of severed heads.

Heart out.

Put the meat into the frying pan.

No matter which one it is, everyone thinks that anyone who practices cultivation is powerful, but in front of the gods, isn’t it just a trick?
But the three immortals were full of confidence, because they were thinking, "This old Taoist has profound Taoist skills and has practiced for many years. We are definitely no match for him, so we can only use other risky tactics."

"I have known the land here for a long time, and I used to offer incense and worship here. When I use the beheading technique on the old Taoist priest, I will ask him to help me steal the old Taoist priest's head and escape underground. Even if he has the ability to reach the sky, he will not survive!"

The head is the first of the six yang.

Even if a god loses his head, he will die, unless you have another name called Xing Tian. But that guy is still under the Nine Netherworld and cannot get in for the time being, even if you invite the god.

The three Huli immortals are full of confidence.

But when they saw that the land that had benefited from them knelt down in front of Zhang Tianshi in an instant, they suddenly felt that the whole sky had collapsed, "Evil forces, this is evil forces!"

A five-thunder method came rushing towards him.

The three were immediately beaten to death, and their true forms were revealed: a tiger, a deer, and a sheep.

Zhang Tianshi sighed lightly and apologized to the people who were seeking scriptures. After all, the three of them had been here for a long time, so he was three-quarters responsible. Then he flew away, returned to the heaven, and reported the affairs of the lower world to the Jade Emperor.

The Jade Emperor immediately became interested.

"I am so bored sitting here every day. Please help me find where the pilgrim will pass by and arrange a good show for me!"

Zhang Tianshi: Ah this...

"Your Majesty, there is a Jindou Mountain on the way to the pilgrim's journey, and there are no monsters there yet."

"Well, I won't bully them, nor will I use any other magical powers, so that they won't accuse me of bullying the weak. Take my Lotus Lantern from me!"

(End of this chapter)