Let you conquer the world of low-level martial arts, what the hell is Journey to the West?

Chapter 284 Taishang Laojun: Monkey, you damn monkey, you stole my elixir again!

At this time, Zhang Tian was still guarding Bai Yi Wu Tian, ​​protecting his safety, and quietly waiting for Qing Niu and Monkey to return from their quarrel. After all, in his opinion, with Qing Niu, who was familiar with the Tushita Palace, around, even if Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao used all five magic weapons, they might not be able to defeat the other party.

After all, just like the golden rope, it was specially trained by Taishang Laojun. When he needed to tie his belt, he just shouted and the rope would automatically tie his robe.

When you need to take off your clothes, just chant the "loosen" spell and they will be loosened immediately. You can say that you are free to dress yourself. It is extremely convenient and you don't have to do it yourself at all.

As for the other treasures.

I don’t think I can restrain Lao Niu.

But what surprised Zhang Tian was that he waited there for several hours but did not see the return of the Blue Ox. Bai Yi Wu Tian beside him was also curious, "Who are the Golden Horn King and Silver Horn King in the flat-topped mountain ahead? They have such power that Wukong could not come back after being away for so long, and even the donor Niu never came back. Could it be that they were both captured?"

"That shouldn't be the case. After all, that bull is an old bull from the Tushita Palace in the sky. Not to mention his extraordinary martial arts, he is also very good at fighting. Just the magic weapon in his hand can make all the monsters that block the road suffer."

Zhang Tian still felt that it was impossible. He wanted to go and take a look, but he was afraid that Bai Yi Wutan might have gotten into trouble. He felt embarrassed for a moment and frowned secretly.

"If I had known that I would be in such a state today, I would not have laughed so loudly at Qingniu's magical power of transforming into three pure beings with one breath..."

Although it was a cow that turned into three calves.

Strength has been halved.

But it is somewhat useful.

Just as he was about to call Liu Ding Liu Jia, Gong Cao and others who were guarding in the dark, he saw the monkey coming back, but he came back alone, and there was no sign of the Green Ox.

"Huh? Why are you back alone? Where's Lao Niu?"

Zhang Tian also looked back, thinking that the Green Ox had easily subdued the King of Gold Horn and Silver Horn, and was saying sad words of parting behind him.

But he got some shocking news. The monkey waved his hands and covered his mouth with his hands to laugh. "Old Cow? Old Cow has really fallen flat on his face. He's crying for his parents and kneeling down to call him grandpa!"

The monkey whispered.

He was careless and was called by name by the purple gold gourd and taken in. Then he took advantage of the monster's inattention and used a magic trick to escape. He saw the Green Ox rolling on the ground and crying like a child, screaming to the sky and the earth, looking extremely pitiful.

"Oh? Old Bull has some shamelessness. He's throwing a tantrum. He must have run into some powerful guy, right?"

"Of course. Back in the day at Fangcun Mountain, even when he met our ancestor, that old bull was quite tough. Today, he has really lost face."

Zhang Tian and Monkey did not reveal the man's name, but they both knew that the man who could make the fearless Green Ox act like a rogue and throw a tantrum must be someone he could not defeat.

And this kind of person.

I'm afraid there is only that one person in the Three Realms.

Taishang Laojun!

Zhang Tian was quite surprised. He didn't know why the other party had such a sudden idea and came down from the sky. He had a headache for a moment. "Maybe he was bored in the sky and wanted to come down to relax his muscles. But he was staying in front of us. How could we get through..."

good news.

After ninety-nine difficulties, there is an old man with a white beard in front of him who looks like he has no strength!

bad news.

This old man is called Taishang Laojun!

As long as the other party stands here, let alone him and the monkey, even if the Jade Emperor and Tathagata are invited, they will probably not be able to subdue the other party.

Zhang Tian had a headache, but Monkey smiled and quietly pulled Zhang Tian over and whispered in his ear, "I used a substitute technique to escape. Those people thought I was in the purple gold gourd. Junior brother, please help me take care of Master. I have some things to do and will be back soon." "Where?"

"Hehe, I, Old Sun, have figured it out. The old cow deliberately had diarrhea before. It's obvious that he has heard of the names of the Golden Horn and the Silver Horn. The two must be the boys in the Tushita Palace of the Heaven of Separation!"

The monkey was very clever. He first thought of the strange behavior of the green ox, then he saw the magic weapons of the two men, a gourd and a fan, and then he saw Laozi, so he knew that these two men were definitely not descendants of the nine-tailed fox, but must be from heaven, and from the Tushita Palace.

"The Tushita Palace was originally sparsely populated. Now two boys and a mount have left. I guess even the old man has descended to earth. There is no one left in the Tushita Palace..."

The monkey stopped talking and just laughed. Zhang Tian immediately understood what he meant. He was going to steal the elixir from heaven while his master was away! He wanted to steal thousands of elixirs!

"This is not good..."

Zhang Tian was in a dilemma. You know, Taishang Laojun was quite good to him. When he went to heaven, he taught him the Tao Te Ching. Reciting it every day could improve his understanding and help him grow a lot. Now he had to steal other people's elixir. How boring.

"I'll give you 500 later!"

“I really didn’t hear anything.”

After all, for a wealthy man like Taishang Laojun, the richest man in the Three Realms, it doesn't really matter if he has a few less golden elixirs.

The monkey laughed and flew straight to the heaven on a cloud.

And just then.

Taishang Laojun, who was still in the Lotus Cave on Pingding Mountain, smilingly counting the various supplies looted from Qingniu, suddenly looked up, slapped his thigh, and glared angrily, "Monkey, you damn monkey! That was the elixir I worked so hard to make, the elixir I worked so hard to make!"

So he waved his sleeves.

Put all those treasures into your sleeves.

Fly directly into the sky.

Zhang Tian was a good boy. He had no idea about stealing the elixir, and naturally had no idea what had happened in heaven. He only knew that when the monkey returned, he was pouting and complaining that Laojun was too stingy. He was unwilling to give him even three or five pills, let alone one thousand or eight hundred.

But the monkey did not gain nothing.

As he chuckled, he took out several magic weapons from his back. These were the ones he had stolen from the King of Golden Horn and the King of Silver Horn. He argued with Taishang Laojun and made him forget about these treasures.

"A sheep-fat jade bottle filled with water!"

"There is also a golden Seven-Star Sword, which is said to be able to exorcise demons and monsters."

"There is also a palm leaf fan, which they say can be used to make fire."

"Oh, by the way, I, Old Sun, found a handy treasure on the wall of the Tushita Palace for you, Junior Brother."

Anything produced by Laojun must be of the highest quality.

When Zhang Tian looked at it, he found it was an umbrella, which immediately made him silent. "What do I need an umbrella for?"

"Hold an umbrella when it rains."

"Umbrella on a rainy night?"

"If you don't carry an umbrella on a rainy night, do you carry a knife?"

Zhang Tian: Uh...makes sense!
(End of this chapter)