Let you conquer the world of low-level martial arts, what the hell is Journey to the West?
Chapter 20 Angry Bodhi Patriarch: You damn monkey
Chapter 20 Angry Bodhi Patriarch: You damned monkey...
Can't even beat a monkey...
He has even fallen to the point where he has to buy peaches to please the other person. This must be the most miserable reincarnationist in the entire reincarnation space!
The Holy Son of Demon felt a little pity for Zhang Tian, and generously sent him a martial arts secret book with a very domineering name.
It’s called…
"The Great Gold Five Elements Secret"!
It is their evil cult, bah, to be more precise, it is the martial arts created by the leader of their Ming Cult specifically for the Five Elements Flags. The leader and gang members of each flag will practice the corresponding line of martial arts.
If you practice to perfection.
In the martial arts world, he is also a well-known second-rate master!
The Holy Son of Demonic Path almost guaranteed with a pat on his chest that, not to mention mastering this technique, if you practiced it for two or three years, you would be able to beat the monkey so badly that his parents would not recognize him.
then.
Zhang Tian looked at the copy of the Great Vajra Five Elements Sutra in front of him, as well as the price the Lord God had marked for it, one reincarnation point...
He fell into a deep silence.
To be honest, let alone practicing for three to five years, even if you practiced for thirty to fifty years, even if that senior brother practiced the Five Elements Fist for thirty to fifty years, let alone defeating a monkey, you can't even beat a single hair of the monkey.
There is no way. This monkey is too abnormal, and it has not been updated to the previous version. After the other party updated to 1.0, it loaded the Great Heavenly Immortal Art and the Seventy-two Earthly Transformations.
Not to mention the subsequent 2.0 version which has the Dinghai Shenzhen.
The monkey with the Dinghaishenzhen and the monkey without the Dinghaishenzhen are almost two different monkeys. The one with the Dinghaishenzhen is called the Monkey King, and the one without the Dinghaishenzhen is called the Shrew's Claw.
Then, before we have time to mourn the 2.0 version of the Dinghai Shenzhen, we will soon welcome the 3.0 version of the Monkey King, who makes trouble in the Heavenly Palace, eats peaches, steals elixirs, and develops the Fiery Eyes and Golden Pupils.
Version 4.0 may be a little later.
But once updated, he became the Fighting Buddha!
He directly became the Buddha of Buddhism. Such a speed of cultivation made Guanyin Bodhisattva and Subduing Dragon Arhat, who had been a Bodhisattva for tens of thousands of years, shed tears.
The start is never cut.
Has been strengthened.
Directly 4.0, this is the legendary version!
He was so powerful that Zhang Tian felt that he might be able to make a living in the three realms in the future just by relying on his status as his junior brother, especially in heaven.
"Ah, how do you know my senior brother is Sun Wukong's?"
If you go to the underworld.
The King of Hell had to invite him to drink a couple of cups, and then order the Black and White Impermanence to hurry up and invite him back, for fear that if they were a little slow, a stick would be poked from the ground and stir up the underworld.
But soon.
Zhang Tian felt as if he had done something wrong. In fact, he did not discover it in an instant, but realized it slowly.
He was practicing as usual, but he heard his fellow brothers passing by exclaiming in amazement.
"The monkey is really amazing. He was taught such magical powers. I think this is amazing."
"Yes, yes. When he used his magical power, I was so frightened by its majesty."
"With such might, even the demon kings under the mountain are only as powerful as this, right?"
"That's amazing! We must let that monkey show us again later."
Listening to the conversation between the two, Zhang Tian suddenly had a bad feeling in his heart. He suddenly remembered that the biggest character trait of monkeys is that they love to show off. They can't keep things secret. They will tell everyone about their abilities or even use them directly.
He is nothing like the Taishang Laojun in the sky. His mount, the green bull, ran away, the two boys who were burning the fire came down to earth, the furnace for alchemy fell to the earth and burned for hundreds of years, his precious gourd, bottle, vajra bracelet, and even his belt were stolen. He just sat alone in the Tushita Palace and didn't say a word to the other gods!
His mouth is so tight!
The monkey learned skills from a master in the mountains, and later acquired supernatural powers. However, because he showed off in front of his fellow brothers, he was driven down the mountain by Patriarch Bodhi.
And now.
The monkey had not yet learned the Great Heavenly Immortal Art and the Seventy-two Transformations of the Earthly Demons, but had only learned a small magical power, and he was showing off like this. If this displeased Bodhi Patriarch and he was driven down the mountain, it would be a disaster. Zhang Tian felt that he should persuade the monkey, but he never expected that the monkey's show-off nature was beyond his imagination, and he had not even seen the monkey for three or five days.
But he could see it from a distance.
The huge and terrifying demon ape standing between the mountains was like a peerless demon king. Its chaotic aura was overwhelming, so terrifying.
Every time it is accompanied by the appearance of the demon ape king.
Zhang Tian could vaguely hear the cheerful cheers of his fellow brothers, which were filled with praise and flattery, causing the mischievous gorilla to put his hands on his waist and laugh loudly.
How arrogant!
With the intention of being good to the monkey, and after several days of searching, the Holy Son of Demon finally found the peach tree hidden in Kunlun Mountain and sent the peaches over.
Zhang Tian used this as bait to lure the monkey over. After all, compared to the flattery of many senior brothers, he still preferred to eat peaches.
"Mm, nice peaches! Nice peaches! Where did they come from?"
The monkey felt delighted after tasting it. This Fangcun Mountain was actually not very big. It was just an ordinary mountain. It only had some spiritual energy because Patriarch Bodhi was here.
And that peach forest.
According to my senior brother, it was Patriarch Bodhi who planted them, giving the wild beasts in the mountains a place to eat, which can be considered as some blessing.
But it is not a spiritual root.
The monkey ate the peaches there several times just to satisfy his craving, but to be honest, they were not as delicious as the peaches he had in Huaguo Mountain.
Although the peaches that Zhang Tian brought were not as spiritual, they were all big and plump, and looked like they were carefully selected, and it was obvious that they were carefully selected.
The monkey learned the clever words and appreciated the kindness.
So Zhang Tian followed suit and said, "Monkey, don't show off your magical powers in front of other brothers. This is just a small magical power, nothing special. It is said that Bodhi Patriarch likes quietness and people with great perseverance, not those who show off."
"Don't make Bodhi Patriarch dislike you, or he will drive you away to a mountain. Then all the hardships and efforts you have endured in these years of traveling across the oceans to seek the art of seeking immortality and enlightenment will be turned into nothing in this world!"
The monkey nodded repeatedly.
He kept saying, “I know, I know.”
He thought he had hidden it well, but unexpectedly Zhang Tian was speechless. Although the monkey had learned the ways of the world, when he stood in front of him, it was just like the lies he told in front of his teacher in elementary school, full of loopholes.
Zhang Tian was a little angry.
"Hmph! Monkey, wait, you will regret it!"
soon.
This day has come.
The monkey wanted to show off in front of his fellow disciples as usual. Accompanied by the shouting of the two boys, Patriarch Bodhi looked at the monkey with some anger, which immediately made many of his fellow disciples kneel down and tremble.
The ancestor is angry!
Zhang Tian secretly cried out in his heart, "Oh no, monkey, it's not that I don't want to save you. I've already told you that Bodhi Patriarch doesn't like people who show off. Why do you have to be so arrogant..."
Before he could finish his thought, he heard Patriarch Bodhi curse, "Where did you learn all these tricks from, you damned monkey? You're showing off in front of me. If other disciples saw this, they would laugh at me for my poor teaching skills!"
"You just want the people of the three realms to laugh at me, Bodhi Patriarch?"
Done.
The angry Bodhi Patriarch picked up the precepts and hit the terrified monkey on the head.
a bit!
Twice!
Three times?
Looking at the familiar scene.
Zhang Tian couldn't help but sigh. This, this, this... Sigh... This is not right. This, this, this... This script is not reasonable...
(End of this chapter)
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