Variety shows are crazy but don't cause internal conflict; I'm proud to drive others crazy

Chapter 75 almost made Hou Xiao cry.

Hou Xiao was practically driven crazy by her logic. She frantically rubbed her hair and continued yelling at her, "I wasn't praising you!"

Jiang Nanxi: "So what do you want?"

Hou Xiao: "Rewrite it for me!"

Jiang Nanxi: "But I'm mentally challenged. This is the only way I can write it: Aba aba aba aba."

Hou Xiao: "Aren't you intelligent? I don't believe you can't write! If you can't write 10,000 words, then write 500 words to simply express your plan!"

Jiang Nanxi remained silent.

Sudden.

Jiang Nanxi walked around the living room like a gorilla, with her hands hanging down on her chest. Every now and then, she would put both hands and feet on the ground and run wildly like a gorilla, while making a series of "Aba aba aba" sounds.

Hou Xiao: ?
Jiang Nanxi: "Luckily, I stopped evolving after I reached the gorilla state, otherwise I would have to go to work, oh no! I'm an idiot, I'm an idiot, I'm an idiot gorilla, all I can do is 'ba aba aba aba aba'."

director:?
audience:?
【Huh?! Sis, have you forgotten you're a female celebrity? You're getting more and more outrageous!】

[Doesn't anyone think Jiang Nanxi's statement makes a lot of sense? The reason gorillas and monkeys haven't evolved further is because they know that further evolution would mean going to work!]

Have you ever seen any animal that needs to hunt for more than eight hours a day to find food and sustenance? That's right, only humans. So, humans might as well not have evolved!

[Damn it, I'm breaking down! I want to be a monkey, a gorilla, I don't want to go to work either! It seems the truth of the world is indeed in the hands of the mentally ill!]

While everyone at the scene was stunned.

Li Chu quickly raised her hand, "Captain, my document is empty, and I'm also a mentally challenged gorilla."

Then she followed behind Jiang Nanxi, imitating Jiang Nanxi's walk like a gorilla, and making "aba aba aba aba" sounds while drooping her chest.

director:?
audience:?
"You... you..."

Hou Xiao stared wide-eyed, mouth slightly agape, in shock as the two people ran around her like gorillas.

"Abba aba aba."

"Wuhu, wuhu, give me a banana."

"Aba aba aba, if you don't give me a banana, I'll fucking try to catch the moon with a monkey!"

"I, the monkey, stole the peaches!"

Two "gorillas" suddenly attacked Hou Xiao, tearing his clothes to shreds, which terrified Hou Xiao, who screamed wildly on the spot.

"Ah! What are you doing! Let go of me! Don't pull down my underwear, let go of me!"

If it weren't for the staff coming to help, the two atavistic "gorillas" would have torn Hou Xiao's clothes to shreds, leaving him naked while recording the show.

"How...how could you do this!"

Hou Xiao's voice was trembling with tears, "Director, director! What kind of people did you find! Why did you have to bring someone with mental problems to participate in the show!"

The director was sweating profusely; he hadn't expected Jiang Nanxi to be even more outrageous than in the previous episode!

The director quickly smoothed things over, saying, "Teacher Hou, why don't you go and take a rest? Let these young people decide on their own rainforest hiking routes."

When you enter the rainforest, follow them first. If they do anything wrong, then offer your suggestions.

Hou Xiao saw that the camera was still filming, and fearing that he might lose control of his emotions and actually cry, he quickly followed the director to the dressing room to rest.

The audience burst into laughter upon seeing Hou Xiao leave like that.

[Hahahaha, I'm dying of laughter! This is the first time I've seen Hou Xiao break down so badly on a TV show that she almost cried!]

[In the past, when Hou Xiao participated in variety shows, he always used his seniority to make things difficult for others and made some very paternalistic remarks. He even made a female guest cry once. I never expected that Jiang Nanxi, this lunatic, would teach him a lesson! Hahaha!] [Old Deng, try messing with me again!]

Hou Xiao went to the dressing room to rest, and Jiang Nanxi and Li Chu finally returned to normal, but their behavior just now earned them a scolding from the director.

Inside the living room...

Jiang Nanxi and Li Chu stood side by side. Jiang Nanxi looked up at the ceiling, while Li Chu looked down and picked at her fingers. The director was spitting and cursing at them for half an hour.

Director: "Do you two even know you're celebrities? Teacher Hou is a senior, is this how you treat a senior? Huh! You're even reverting to your primal instincts like gorillas, what are you doing here then? Why should I pay you a salary? What do gorillas need a salary for?!"

The director pointed at Jiang Nanxi and said, "You, don't pretend you didn't hear this. Go chop firewood and start a fire. Later, cook with Li Chu and invite Teacher Hou to eat so you can apologize to him!"

Just then, Liu Qingyan strolled over to watch the commotion.

Jiang Nanxi acted swiftly, snatching the potato chip from his hand, stuffing it into her mouth and eating it, then looking at the director while licking her fingers, saying, "I don't understand, sseumida."

director:?
Liu Qingyan stared blankly, "I've already eaten."

Jiang Nanxi: "Holy crap, why didn't you say so earlier! Oh no, I'm going to get rabies, ugh!"

Liu Qingyan: ? Who are you calling a dog?!
Director: ?! You two still have the nerve to flirt?!

The director couldn't help but roar, "Jiang Nanxi, if you keep playing dumb, your pay will be halved, and you'll be disqualified from the performance bonus!"

Jiang Nanxi: "..."

You win! Giao!

Jiang Nanxi went out to chop wood with a resentful look on her face, but then the director's voice came again, "Chop all the wood in the yard, and then come back to cook and apologize to Teacher Hou. If you don't finish, I'll deduct your salary."

Jiang Nanxi looked at the pile of firewood in the yard that was as high as the yard wall, and her expression became even more resentful.

Liu Qingyan walked over and said, "Wow, there are so many! It would take a normal man four or five hours to chop them all up. Do you want me to help you?"

"Need not."

Jiang Nanxi suddenly burst into laughter, then pulled out a wood-chopping knife from the side. "Isn't it just chopping people? I love chopping people... oh no, I mean chopping wood, hahahahaha!"

Jiang Nanxi circled around for a while, found a whetstone, and then stared intently in the director's direction while sharpening her knife.

"Once I've sharpened my knife, I'll start chopping people... oh no, I mean chopping wood, haha! I'll kill you all, none of you will survive tonight, I'll grind you into bean paste!"

The director suddenly turned his head and looked over.

The potato chips Liu Qingyan had just picked up fell to the ground with a thud. "Teacher Jiang, what did you say?"

Jiang Nanxi: "Haha, I said I'd make you all red bean paste, oh no, I mean, I want to eat red bean paste, I was just grinding red bean paste, I'll kill, kill, kill! I'll kill you all!"
Why are you all looking at me like that? I just wanted to grind red bean paste, I mean, I wanted to eat red bean paste, hahaha.

Liu Qingyan looked at her with some concern, "Teacher Jiang, are you alright? You should rest for a while."

Jiang Nanxi continued sharpening her knife. "I'm fine, I'm perfectly fine. What could possibly be wrong with me? I love chopping wood and I love going to work. It's okay if you don't pay me. I'll just give you some red bean paste. Oh no, just give me a little bit of red bean paste."

Liu Qingyan: "..."

director:"……"

Seeing Jiang Nanxi staring intently at him, the director nervously swallowed, cold sweat beading on his forehead.

Her expression is terrifying. Will she come to his room with a wood-chopping knife and kill him tonight?

Just as the director was filled with dread, Jiang Nanxi's devilish whispers came again.

(End of this chapter)