Variety shows are crazy but don't cause internal conflict; I'm proud to drive others crazy

Chapter 55 My neck is so itchy, I feel like I'm missing a rope.

[I told you long ago, Jiang Nanxi is just Liu Qingyan's brainless dream girl! She only came to the show for Yan Shen (Liu Qingyan), and she's always bothering him to death!]

"Kiss you? Dreaming now that it's dark? How could Yan Shen possibly be interested in a lunatic like you! I only hugged you last time to save you!"

The camera then switched to Liu Qingyan.

He calmly put down his chopsticks, took a tissue to wipe his mouth, stood up and said, "I'll go rinse my mouth first."

director:?
audience:?
No, why are you rinsing your mouth?
What are you trying to do by rinsing your mouth?
Jiang Nanxi is going crazy! How could anyone take her words seriously?!
The people at the scene were shocked, and the fans were devastated.

"Bro, what do you mean? Are you serious?"

[She orders you to go? Liu Qingyan, don't be ridiculous! Don't you know your persona is that of a cool, aloof national heartthrob? You're not allowed to be someone else's dog!]

[Yan Shen is so funny, he's definitely playing along with Jiang Nanxi's abstract humor, right? Definitely!]

Just as Liu Qingyan was about to go upstairs, Jiang Nanxi suddenly jumped onto a chair with a thud.

She touched her neck with her hand, saying, "My neck is so itchy, it feels like I'm missing a rope."

She jumped down again with a thud, then went to the storeroom, found a rope, and swung it to the roof beam.

She precisely tucked her head into the rope, then swayed her body, a satisfied smile on her face.

"Hehe, first hang yourself up to dry in the sun, and when you die you'll be a mummified corpse of imperial quality."

director:?
audience:?
Is she really okay? This is so weird, could she have gotten mushroom poisoning?!
Liu Qingyan turned around and was also startled. He quickly came over and picked Jiang Nanxi up, saying, "She probably got mushroom poisoning. We should take her to the hospital. I'll drive her there."

Liu Qingyan quickly drove the car over, and the director pulled Jiang Nanxi into the car with him, afraid that she would hang herself to death if she continued to hang there!

The director sat in the passenger seat, while Jiang Nanxi lay sprawled out in the back seat with her legs crossed and propped up on the back of the seat.

Where are you taking me?

She asked.

"Go to the hospital."

"Oh."

Jiang Nanxi accepted it calmly, then looked at the road the car was driving on and said, "Why are we taking this road? I thought you were going to take me home."

The director said, "The show isn't even finished filming yet, and you're already thinking about going home? You're dreaming."

Jiang Nanxi exclaimed, "But we're almost at my house! Why don't you stop the car and I'll invite you to my house for a bit?"

"what?!"

The director glanced at the road outside. They were on a winding mountain road, and there wasn't a single house nearby, only a few scattered, dilapidated graves. Where was her house?

It's completely dark now.

Seeing the dim light outside, the director felt a chill run down his spine and asked tremblingly, "Jiang Nanxi, where do you live?"

Jiang Nanxi sat up, moved closer to the passenger seat, and pointed to the pile of rubble. "It should be there. This area is familiar; it's near my house. You can park the car; I can go back by myself."

director:?
Liu Qingyan:?

The director and Liu Qingyan looked in the direction she was pointing, and their faces turned pale. They dared not stop the car now.

Liu Qingyan stepped on the gas, which made the car go even faster, and soon they left the mass grave.

"Huh? Don't go, let me down!"

Jiang Nanxi's loud shout suddenly rang out, "I saw a woman at my door, looking at me defiantly. She's obviously trying to take over my house while I'm not here. Stop the car! I'm going to kick her out!"

"Fuck!"

The director was sweating profusely. "Can you please stop talking? It's scary at night! We didn't see any men or women. You must have seen wrong!" A sharp sound ripped through the air.

A loud scraping sound came from the bottom of the car, the car shook for a while, and then the car suddenly stopped.

Liu Qingyan's expression was somewhat serious. "Director, the car won't start. I'll get out and take a look."

"what?"

The director's face turned even paler.

"Why can't it start now of all times? Have we run into something strange?"

The director quickly turned to Jiang Nanxi, "Jiang Nanxi, what did you just see? Can you fix it?"

As it turned out, Jiang Nanxi had already fallen asleep in the back seat, completely forgetting what she had said.

The director looked shocked. "Wasn't she just talking? How could she have fallen asleep so quickly?"

Liu Qingyan glanced around with a complicated expression and said to the director, "Wake her up quickly. This place is a bit strange. She can't just fall asleep like this. I'll go down and check what's wrong with the car."

"Okay, then be careful!"

"Ah."

Liu Qingyan got out of the car.

The director also got out of the car and went to the back seat. He felt inexplicably cold outside, and the evening wind was particularly biting.

Out of the corner of his eye, he glanced at the rubble not far away and vaguely saw a white figure sitting on one of the graves.

The director was startled and instinctively opened his eyes wide to look carefully, but there was nothing on the pile of graves.

"Did I see it wrong?"

The director muttered something, got into the car, and shook Jiang Nanxi's body. "Nanxi, wake up."

After calling her several times, Jiang Nanxi finally woke up.

The director couldn't help but say, "How could you fall asleep so quickly? You're out in the middle of nowhere, don't fall asleep. Wait until we go to the city hospital to see the doctor, then you can sleep!"

Jiang Nanxi slapped her forehead. "I wasn't asleep, I was knocked unconscious. Sorry."

"what?"

The director looked at her with a horrified expression. "What knocked you unconscious? Did you see it?"

Jiang Nanxi: "Last night when I was washing the dishes, I squeezed out an extra pump of dish soap. My mother-in-law said I was wasting it and knocked me unconscious, so I just woke up now."

director:????

No, where did you get a mother-in-law from? Don't you even have a boyfriend?

And last night, you were filming a variety show at the guesthouse, but you didn't meet anyone outside the production crew!
The director looked at Jiang Nanxi with increasing horror, wondering if her mushroom poisoning was getting worse.
The director rushed to Liu Qingyan, "Teacher Liu, how's the car? Can it still start? We need to get to the hospital right away, I feel like Nanxi won't last much longer!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he heard a series of pitiful cries coming from beside the car.

"woo woo woo woo……"

"Woooooooo..."

The crying grew increasingly shrill, and upon closer listening, it could be clearly heard as a woman's sobs, which terrified the director so much that his hair stood on end.

The director paused, quickly retreating to the back seat of the car, his voice trembling.

"Who's crying?!"

(End of this chapter)