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Chapter 77, Please, give me another piece. I will feel itchy if I don't eat it.
Chapter 77, Please, give me another piece. I will feel itchy if I don't eat it.
The night is as dark as ink, spreading over the city.
At the other corner of the street, a cart was quietly parked.
The air was filled with a strong and unique smell of stinky tofu.
Compared to the bustling other end of the street, this place seems deserted and lonely, as if it is not a different world.
At this moment, two figures in the distance gradually became clear.
"Tai City is really getting more and more lively. In just a few days, I have seen at least a dozen extraordinary people. When did extraordinary people become so worthless?"
"The Taicheng ruins are about to be opened. This is a major change that has not happened in decades. Most people have received the news and want to go in to look for opportunities. Isn't it true that more and more people have increased their desire to go in and look for opportunities?"
"By the way, I don't know who spread the news that there is a chance to become a god in the ruins. Is this news true?"
"There are at least eight hundred such rumors. Becoming a god is too far away. I should lower my goal and not aim too high. I just hope to enter the ruins so that my cultivation can be improved. I have been stuck in the first level of the God's Treasure for two months."
"You're right. Wait, do you smell it? It seems to be the smell of stinky tofu. It smells pretty good. Yan Hao, are you hungry?"
"It smells so bad, you say it smells good? I find it hard to understand you people. If you want to eat tofu, why don't you eat normal tofu, but eat smelly tofu instead?"
"Because people can't eat shit directly." His companion Guo Chang laughed.
Yan Hao was stunned, and after thinking carefully, it seemed that this was indeed the truth.
The two looked for something to taste and finally found a stinky tofu stall.
The stall owner is an old man with a hunchback, and his skin is full of wrinkles. It seems that his life is not very good for him to set up a stall at this age. However, the stinky tofu he makes tastes authentic.
It is said that the stinkier the authentic stinky tofu smells, the more delicious it tastes.
The smell alone is enough to tell that the other party's craftsmanship is indeed superb.
"Boss, give me two servings of stinky tofu." Guo Chang said.
The old man nodded slightly and fished out a few pieces of stinky tofu from a wooden barrel beside him. As the oil pan sizzled, the stinky tofu rolled in the hot oil. After being fished out, he sprinkled it with secret seasoning. For a moment, the unique stinky smell became even stronger.
"You can eat something so smelly?" Yan Hao covered his nose with an incredible look on his face.
"My hometown specializes in making stinky tofu. It tastes great. Are you sure you don't want to try it?" Guo Chang sniffed it and his eyes suddenly lit up.
Then he picked up a piece and put it in his mouth.
In an instant, the whole person jumped up.
"Authentic, so authentic. Boss, how did you make this stinky tofu? I've eaten a lot of stinky tofu, but none of them are as authentic as yours."
"As bad as it smells, it tastes as good as it tastes!"
The stall owner raised his lips in an unnatural arc, revealing an indescribable weirdness, and said with a fake smile: "Secret recipe, eat it while it's hot."
Seeing his companion enjoying the meal, Yan Hao also tried a small piece, but soon frowned and put down his chopsticks.
He could never accept the taste.
"Yan Hao, if you don't want to eat it, give it to me." Guo Chang quickly took Yan Hao's portion of stinky tofu into his arms and wolfed it down, exclaiming from time to time that it was delicious.
In the blink of an eye, two servings of stinky tofu were finished.
What’s even more exaggerated is that he even drank the soup in one gulp.
"Okay, there's no need to be so exaggerated. Let's go back quickly. It's getting late."
"Wait a minute, I want to eat more, Boss, can I have another portion?" Guo Chang licked his lips, showing an expression of being unsatisfied.
"What's that expression on your face? If people see it, they'll think we don't have enough to eat. Can stinky tofu be eaten as a meal?"
But no matter how Yan Hao tried to persuade him, his companion still refused to leave. He was like a possessed man, staring at the wooden barrel of stinky tofu behind the boss.
"Guo Chang, what's wrong with you? Wake up."
At this time, Yan Hao also realized that something was wrong. Although the other party was greedy, such a thing had never happened before, and he also smelled a bad odor.
The stench came from Guo Chang's body.
"Guo Chang, your skin, there are corpse spots on your skin!!"
But Guo Chang just looked at the old stall owner with pleading eyes.
"Boss, please, give me another serving. I can't hold on any longer. Ants are crawling all over my body. I can't breathe. Please give me another bowl. Just one bowl. Please, boss..."
Guo Chang's voice became weaker and weaker, and he fell to the ground powerlessly.
The old stall owner turned a deaf ear, still with that weird smile on his face. He slowly scooped up a few pieces of shiny black tofu from the wooden barrel and threw them into the boiling oil pot, splashing up ominous bubbles.
The smell of stinky tofu in the surroundings became stronger and stronger, stinging the eyes.
"Who are you? What have you done to my friend!!!" Yan Hao roared with a trembling voice, and secretly took out his cell phone to call the police.
But he soon realized that his strength was rapidly draining away. His head felt dizzy and he couldn't even hold his cell phone. He slumped down on the stool, as if his life force had been drained out of his body.
The spiritual energy in the body was even more dead and could not be mobilized at all.
“A tree lives on its skin, and a man lives on his breath.”
"Do you know what will happen if a living person's breath is polluted?" "If the breath is covered with dust, life will hang by a thread."
The stall owner slowly turned around. His face full of age spots looked even more sinister in the dim light. He showed his dark teeth and said, "Do you think it's okay to eat a small piece?"
Yan Hao's heart sank to the bottom, and fear overwhelmed him like a tide.
Tread...
At this moment, a burst of hurried and firm footsteps came from the distance.
"Hey, stinky tofu, it's my favorite."
A young man ran to the stall, his face filled with joy and anticipation.
"Boss, I'm hungry. Give me a big portion."
"I want to be perverted and smelly. If I don't smell bad, I won't pay."
Lu Yue rubbed his hands, his eyes flashing with urgency.
The old man at the stall smiled even more when he heard this. His hands, covered with age spots, reached into the depths of the barrel like the roots of an old tree. He accurately scooped up a few pieces of stinky tofu and immediately threw them into the boiling oil pan, splashing oil everywhere.
"My stinky tofu tastes better with some toppings."
The old man is very skilled and adds seasonings one by one.
Chili pepper, coriander, and Houttuynia cordata…
The colors are colorful, the fragrance is fragrant, and the whole set of movements is smooth and flowing.
Yan Hao, who was holding on for a breath, screamed with all his strength: "Don't eat it, it's poisonous!"
Although the voice was weak, it made the atmosphere suddenly tense.
"Nonsense, how can such fragrant stinky tofu be poisonous?"
Lu Yue took a deep breath and took all the special airflow into his lungs.
The body trembled slightly.
The moment the air flowed into the body, it was completely evaporated by the kidney qi magma.
[Source Energy +1]
"Boss, this stinky tofu is not stinky, it's not authentic."
Lu Yue handed over the stinky tofu in his hand.
He said seriously, "If you don't believe me, try it."
Yan Hao: “????”
The old man at the stall frowned and took the disposable paper box containing the stinky tofu.
After a careful sniff, there really was no such smell.
"I'm old, and fried too much. I'll make a new one."
"Okay, old man, just fry them well." Lu Yue nodded repeatedly.
At this time, the weak Yan Hao saw the opportunity and took advantage of the old man at the stall not paying attention, crawled to Lu Yue with all his strength, and quietly pulled the corner of Lu Yue's clothes.
He took out his cell phone and pointed the screen at Lu Yue.
Type a line saying the food is poisonous, call the police.
Lu Yue glanced at him, then turned to look at the old man: "Old man, are you being envied by your peers? This person has been saying that there is something wrong with your stinky tofu, asking me not to eat it and to call the police."
"The world is in decline and people's hearts are no longer the same as they used to be." The old man at the stall reached into the wooden barrel and finally selected a piece of moist, sticky, and greasy stinky tofu and put it into the oil pan to fry.
Lu Yue looked at the oil pan and said, "Competitors are enemies. I often see this kind of videos on the Internet. Some competitors will maliciously suppress their competitors, such as pouring hot water on the competitor's fortune tree, replacing the God of Wealth with the King of Hell, and spending 200 yuan to bribe the cleaner to close the gate...
"What I hate most in my life is these people. They are so old, but they get up early and work late to do business. They may not see the sun one day. Their life is so difficult, but they still look forward. They are good examples for us to learn from."
"You actually slandered the food as poisonous. Do you have any conscience..."
The old man at the stall froze: “????”
Lu Yue said as he kicked Yan Hao.
Yan Hao was mentally devastated and wanted to cry but had no tears.
This young man really doesn't know how to write the word death.
This stinky tofu is very strange. Not only can it paralyze the body, but it also makes it impossible for people to mobilize their spiritual energy...
and many more!
Yan Hao suddenly found that there was a warm airflow in his body, which drilled into his stomach like a greedy snake and swallowed up the small piece of stinky tofu.
In just a short moment, he was able to mobilize the spiritual energy in his body again.
Yan Hao looked up suddenly and saw Lu Yue's tall and majestic back.
(End of this chapter)
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