DNF Return to 2008

Chapter 89 You Want to Be My Boyfriend's Best Man
"As expected of you, the successor of GSD... Awesome!"

An Yi looked at his little Lifa, who was the first one lying on the board, and sighed helplessly.

From the day he became a disciple, Ashura's fate was sealed. He gave up the sword skills, the power to summon ghosts and gods, and the secret to increasing speed and strength...

Eventually, he became blind and had to change the pot.

Although everyone likes to make fun of Asura, as a perfect profession, Asura is really not weak in PKC!
Late in the evening, everyone in the room was having a lot of fun even though the game had been changed into a boxing match.

Leaving Sadness: "Brother Soul, have you ever heard of a giant sword called Asura?"

During the break, An Yi remembered a way to play Asura and asked immediately.

Whose soul is traveling through: "Giant Sword Ashura? What is that?"

In front of the computer, the young man looked confused.

He had seen short swords at PKC, but more often katana...

What the hell is this giant sword Asura?

Leaving Sadness: "The Giant Sword Ashura, that is... you should try it when you have time, it should work wonders."

An Yi pretended to be mysterious at this time, and couldn't help but curl up the corners of his mouth.

You know, the guy in front of me is the first generation of stainless steel. Teaching him a move of the popular Asura evil method... It's quite a sense of accomplishment!
There aren't many famous players in Asura, just some Asura Xiaotian, Asura Meili, and Mo Ming Mo Leng Jian...

The so-called Giant Sword Asura actually relies on the high normal attacks of the giant sword to play the physical technique.

Because Asura is a fixed damage profession, his skills have fixed damage, and the greatsword has no other effects except for the slow attack speed.

As for the physical style of play, it usually starts with a wave burst, then freezes with a big ice, and then breaks the ice with a giant sword with fire attribute attack. The damage caused by a few ordinary attacks is considerable.

It is a joy to play and sometimes has miraculous effects.

Whose soul is traveling through: “…”

After listening to the other party's explanation, the young man looked strange.

Major overhaul? That sounds interesting... maybe I should give it a try later?

At this time on the field, Shakugan no Shana's magic, and her apprentice's magic, the two of them were fighting each other, all kinds of magic skills were flying around.

Magical acid rain cloud, lava medicine bottle, explosive heating furnace, anti-gravity device, electric eel collider...

I have to say, the mage profession has a lot of colorless skills.

"Idiot, pig-head, get to work..."

An Yi suddenly thought, if there is any costume and profession in DNF that has a long-lasting grudge, it must be the ancient spirit well cover washing the feet of the heir of the imperial swordsmanship...

"Emmm, the Snowman and Pixel Head haven't been released yet, but there was a 'Skill Song' that was quite popular at that time..."

An Yi thought about it and felt that this thing was worth a try.

Think about this.

He decisively searched on Baidu and indeed found that the "Skill Song" had not been released yet.

"It can be done!"

An Yi's eyes suddenly sparkled.

Recently, he hasn't had many videos to release, except for a few Ice Dragon videos using Red Eye. The number of fans on Aipai has not increased much since it exceeded 100,000.

And this 'Skill Song' is so magical, it will definitely be liked by everyone.

By then, wouldn’t the number of my fans increase rapidly?

For several days, An Yi collected the skill voice messages of all current DNF professions, including those from the Chinese, Korean and Sakura servers.

Because some of the voices on the other two servers are a bit silly and cute...

"Shit, what was the original dubbing song?"

Looking at the desktop full of voice files, he forgot the most important original dubbing song.

Although he was familiar with video editing, he had little experience in music composition.

After much deliberation, An Yi had no choice but to ask for help.

night.

"Good evening, Teacher Song..."

An Yi knocked on the neighbor's door.

"You must be in trouble."

Song Zheyuan pushed his glasses on his nose and smiled.

This neighbor has a very regular schedule. He stays at home during the day and doesn't go to work. When it's time to eat, he goes out to find food. He hardly cooks for three meals a day...

After getting to know each other, although I was curious about what the other person was fiddling with in the room all day, I was just curious and didn't ask much.

After all, it is quite rare to have neighbors who do not interfere with each other.

The two entered the room and An Yi stated his purpose.

Song Zheyuan looked strange and said, "Then hum the melody of that song."

"Da da~da, da da da da da da da..."

An Yi immediately hummed a short passage to the tune of the skill song in his memory.

"Hmm...I think it's Mozart's Turkish March?"

Although he was tone-deaf and his humming sounded a bit distorted, his professional musical qualities enabled Song Zheyuan to make the first judgment.

He searched quickly on the computer, and soon, the soothing sound of piano keys floated out.

"Well, it's a bit like that, but not passionate enough..."

After listening for a while, An Yi felt that it was not entirely true.

"The passionate one is the symphony version." Song Zheyuan immediately switched to the performance version.

After hearing this, An Yi's eyes lit up and he said, "Yes, that's the taste!"

In the next few days, he used various music arrangement software on Song Zheyuan's computer to restore the skill song.

"Song of Skills" uses "Turkish March" as background music. It starts with the cute voice of the magician's skills, followed by the sharpshooter's "uh uh ah", and then the fighter's "cha cha cha"...

When An Yi took out the complete "Song of Skills", Song Zheyuan was stunned for half a minute.

"No? You young people nowadays already like this kind of thing?"

"Not really. This is a song created for a game. I'm going to share it with netizens."

"Uh, it sounds a bit devilish, intoxicating..."

"Just go up there!"

An Yi smiled and said that the second thorn ape in front of him was quite interesting.

Before leaving, he did not forget to recommend some anime songs that young people like today.

An Yi turned on the player and sent the other party a poem called "Bird Poem".

After all, it is the national anthem of the second dimension.

……

After returning to the rented house, An Yi decisively uploaded "Song of Skills".

This skill song is an attempt at his video creation direction. If the response is good, he will make some more interesting DNF spoof videos himself in the future.

For example, the "Head of State Tucao" series, the "DNF and Journey to the West" series...

Of course, whether it looks like the real thing is another matter. "There are more and more video makers on Aipai recently..."

An Yi looked through the current videos.

In terms of roaming, Drifting has finally made a comeback, "Drifting around in the national server, soloing the King of Sorrow".

In the video, Piaodang is only level 57 at this time, wearing a Liuguang suit, a rose vine bracelet, Daphne's cold jade breast pendant, and Haiqi's bone ring.

Weapon: a +12 King of Hunting.

Standing on the street, he only has 416 strength and 1309 physical attack points.

"The current drifting is still very immature!"

An Yi smiled.

At this time, Piaodang, one of the four major roaming games in the national server, did not yet have the +15 violent revolver and the classic video of quickly brushing the mechanical bull.

The so-called four major roaming games in the national server are Yu Luo You Sadness, Floating Around, Captain Zombie, and Gun Soul Bungzi.

"Two have already appeared, so how far can the other two be..."

An Yi didn't say anything and quickly gave this guy 50,000 flowers.

Then he searched the internal organs again, but still found no trace.

I guess this guy is playing it, but he just didn't make a video.

But I believe it won’t be far away.

Looking at the others, Ziluduo was still walking his poor man's way to solo the Ice Dragon.

"Well, the big monkey is also racing the ice dragon?"

An Yi saw a new video and quickly clicked on it.

"Defend the honor of Red Eye! 1 minute and 49 seconds! Jiuri Baby breaks the national server ice dragon record again!"

"Just to break the record, 1 minute 49 seconds still has a lot of room for improvement. If I make a mistake, it's not someone else's fault..."

"I don't welcome trolls in my videos. Besides, I don't look down on other professions, and I don't want to provoke quarrels between professions. It's just a game. I look forward to faster videos!"

At the beginning of the video, the big monkey gives a text introduction.

In the picture, Red Eye is equipped with a set of Lv50CC heavy armor, a Terra Stone bracelet on the right, a Star of the King, and a Skeleton Kirin bone ring.

The weapon is still the +13 Judgment Blade - National Martyrdom.

"Blood frenzy, rampage..."

In the video, the big monkey did not use the Sun-Covering Hammer to activate the dual swords, but rushed forward directly.

As for the details, there is no comfortable detail...

Just as he said, when he reached the sixth map, he was attacked by many Skarsa dragons and fell to the ground several times, making many mistakes.

When facing Skarsa, with Red Eyes going berserk, he lost half of his health after being scratched by the ice dragon's claws.

"Anger bursts out..."

Finally, Red Eyes walked through a round of darkness, and after the Ice Dragon exhaled, he angrily stepped on three of the Ice Dragon's health bars.

"+13 National Martyr Bone Ring, it is indeed very powerful!"

After watching the video, An Yi had to admit that the pink national sorrow was much stronger than his +12 massacre.

After all, the bone ring's attack power still needs to be increased according to the panel, and the level 15 Bald Donkey Blade is still too low.

"Forget it. Ice Dragon Racing doesn't have much value... I won't get involved."

Anyi smiled faintly.

Just like what Da Ma Hou said in the preface of his video, if he doesn’t want to stir up trouble in the professional team...he should at least give the brothel owner some face.

He decisively gave the big monkey 100,000 flowers.

Now An Yi is no longer short of this little money. With the income from Taobao and his own career as a game merchant, he earns more than 100,000 yuan every month.

Even if the big monkey’s father is a bank president...it still can’t compare, right?

“Bone rings have become popular…but the price still needs to increase.”

It is not difficult to see that today's video producers, as long as they are in a physical profession, have to wear a bone ring.

The initial price of the bone ring became popular because of players like Red Eye, Wanderer, Sword Soul, and Martial God who like to post videos.

However, even though the price of a bone ring has risen to more than 40 million, it still hasn't reached An Yi's ideal price.

He has hoarded at least a thousand bone rings in Guangnan District, Guixi District, Hujian District... All in all, he has hoarded at least a thousand bone rings!

If the price reaches 200 million gold coins per coin in the future, earning one or two hundred thousand dollars will not be a problem!
at this time.

Far away in the land of Qi and Lu.

A young man who looked very much like a giant macaque was walking dejectedly on the street.

He is heartbroken.

"Regarding the stories between you two, you always make far-fetched explanations. I no longer want to hear your poisonous oaths, because this is not the first time you have carefully woven lies, and I don't want to be hurt by you again..."

Sad music was coming from the clothing store on the street.

"There is one more sad person in this city!"

The big monkey wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes and quickly ran to the Internet cafe.

After starting the game, he played absentmindedly for a while and then felt it was boring.

He could only open Tieba and post a message using his Tieba account named “Jia Xu Ge”.

"I split up with my girlfriend, and he made a request that made me cry"

"I'm with my girlfriend today, and the weather is still so cold,"

"After more than a year of relationship, it's no fault of anyone to put an end to it here."

"I'm still next to her, and I'm sure she is too,"

"The streets are bustling with people,"

"At last,"

"She said: Just stop here, don't send me off anymore, take care of yourself."

"I didn't dare to look up at her. I just said thank you quietly. You too, call me if you have anything."

"Then, there was deathly silence... one second, two seconds, and I could hear the sound of my own heartbeat."

"She suddenly said: Can you agree to one request of mine?"

"Me: Tell me, what is it? I'll try my best to do it."

"Girlfriend: When I get married, you have to be my boyfriend's best man, because I promised myself that I would walk into the wedding hall with you in this life..."

"I nodded, tears welling up in my eyes..."

After posting the message, the big monkey’s depressed mood was indeed much better.

"You're just trying to trick him. She's just a woman. Why would you want to have a one-sided crush on her? A strong man doesn't need a burden like a woman!"

After thinking about it, the big monkey controlled the red eyes and continued to kill the ice dragon and the headless knight.

A few days later, a video titled "Challenge yourself again! Yamaichi Red Eyes, beats the Headless Horseman in 2 minutes and 34 seconds" was released.

A broken heart will only make me stronger!

(End of this chapter)