The Great Sage is coming, and my mother is actually the White Bone Demon

Chapter 96 Let’s Cook Bajie
"What?"

A little demon outside the Lotus Cave shouted. It was obvious that this team was very unfamiliar, which made the little demon in the Lotus Cave alert.

Bai Ze opened the window and saw that it was actually the meticulous ghost and clever bug that he had dealt with before. If it weren't for these two idiots, Bai Ze would not have been able to get the purple gold gourd and white jade bottle so easily.

Bai Ze shouted in a sharp voice from inside the sedan chair: "What are you doing? You don't even recognize your own ancestor?"

The clever bug quickly came to the window and bowed: "Oh godmother, it's you, the old lady. I'm blind."

Jingxi Gui also ran over and said, "Godmother, Bashanhu went to pick you up, why did you come here alone? And these brothers look so unfamiliar to me."

Bai Ze said: "These are all my new little demon subordinates.

As for the Bashanhu, he came all the way to pick me up, and I couldn't treat them badly.

So, I asked a few pretty fox girls to accompany them to drink, and let them stay in Yalong Cave to enjoy themselves."

"what?"

When Jingxigui and Jinglichong heard that there was a fox girl to accompany drinking, they were so envious. They wondered why the two kings didn't send us. It was a pity that Bashanhu had such good luck.

Bai Ze got off the sedan chair and ordered, "General Niu, please come with me to the banquet. You little demons will stand guard outside."

Bai Ze's skeleton soldiers are of average mental state and can trick these little monsters, but the King of Golden Horn and the King of Silver Horn will definitely see through them.

"Godmother, please come this way. The two kings have been waiting for a long time."

With the smart ghost leading the way, Bai Ze and Huang Niu walked into the monster's cave in a swaggering manner.

"Hahaha."

As soon as the two of them entered the cave, a burst of silly laughter was heard from inside. Bai Ze and Huang Niu looked in the direction of the sound and saw three people hanging in the stone hall of the cave. They were Bajie, Sha Seng, and Tang Seng.

That silly laugh naturally came from Bajie.

Not only Bajie, but also Monk Sha couldn't help laughing, and even Monk Tang looked stunned.

What's going on?

Because they found that the yellow cattle walked into the monster's cave in such a swagger, and a group of little monsters were very respectful.

Is this actually possible?

The yellow cow raised its hoof and made a 'hushing' gesture to the few people, then pointed at Bai Ze with its hoof. The few people immediately understood that the old woman must have changed.

That old woman is either Wukong or Bai Ze, but Huang Niu and Bai Ze are inseparable usually, so it is most likely Bai Ze.

"Haha, godmother, did you have a smooth journey?" The Silver Horn King was the first to come forward.

Bai Ze said in a shrill voice: "It went smoothly. It went very smoothly."

King Jinjiao also came over. He first nodded to the Dragon Pressure Mother, and then his eyes fell on the Yellow Ox. His brows suddenly frowned: "This Taoist friend is actually at the ninth level of the Inner Pill. It seems that he will soon pass the tribulation."

"This is my new General Niu, and these are my two godsons."

Bai Ze introduced both parties and then took a puff of his pipe.

The yellow ox clasped its hooves and said, "Glad to meet you, you two have already survived the disaster. I will have to rely on you two kings in the future."

King Jinjiao said, "Haha, no problem, no problem. Since General Niu has surrendered to our godmother, he will be our brother from now on. If you have anything to say, just ask."

King Silver Horn also said: "We are brothers from now on, why are we still polite?"

Bai Ze said, "My son sent someone to tell me that we have captured the monk from the Tang Dynasty in the East. I wonder where he is now?"

The Silver Horn King pointed at the three people hanging in the stone hall and said, "Aren't these the ones? The one in the middle with delicate skin and tender flesh is Tang Monk. The one on the left is his second disciple Zhu Bajie, and the one on the right is his third disciple Sha Monk."

The Golden Horned King said, “He also has a disciple named Sun Wukong, who was the Great Sage Equaling Heaven who caused havoc in the Heavenly Palace in the past. I think Godmother has heard of him too.

The reason why I invited my godmother this time is that I want her to use the golden rope to capture Sun Wukong.

Once we capture Sun Wukong, we can eat Tang Seng's flesh in peace."

"Okay, okay, let's wait until we catch Wukong before we eat Tang Seng's flesh. That way we can eat it comfortably."

Bai Ze pointed at Zhu Bajie with his pipe and said, "But I think the quality of this pig's meat is good. Why don't you cook it now so that I, your godmother, can satisfy my craving for it."

Zhu Bajie's body suddenly shuddered and he began to swing in the air: "Little bastard, how did I offend you? Why do you let them eat my flesh?"

"Behave yourself, you fat pig!" The delicate ghost began to poke Zhu Bajie with his stick, "How dare you call our godmother a little bastard?"

Lingli Chong also came up and poked Zhu Bajie with a fork: "I'll stab you to death for slandering our godmother."

Bai Ze pointed at Zhu Bajie and said, "Forget it, this pig's mouth stinks, so I won't eat it.

But he dared to call me a little bastard and hit me with the whip. "

"Okay, godmother!" The meticulous ghost and the clever bug began to whip Zhu Bajie with whips, making Zhu Bajie call for his mother repeatedly.

Tang Monk chanted the Buddha's name silently.

Monk Sha laughed and said, "Second Brother, you have finally met this day. This is the price you pay for teasing Chang'e."

Zhu Bajie said: "What's wrong with me flirting with Chang'e? I love her, so I went after her. Unlike you, you clearly like her but dare not express it. You are such a coward... Ouch, please hit me gently!"

Monk Sha's face turned red and black. He gritted his teeth and said, "Beat it hard. Beat this damn pig to death!"

Over there, Bai Ze had already entered another stone hall where a banquet was set up. The King of the Golden Horn and the King of the Silver Horn toasted him repeatedly, and Bai Ze and Huang Niu drank several cups in a row.

After three rounds of wine and five dishes, Bai Ze began to ask about the other two treasures: "My son, if I only have my golden rope, it would be too difficult to deal with Sun Wukong. I need the help of your magic weapons."

Hearing this, King Jinjiao sighed and said, "To be honest, two of our four magic weapons were stolen by someone, and now there are only two left."

Bai Ze was surprised: "Oh? There is such a thing. Which two treasures were stolen?"

The Golden Horn King said, "It is the purple gold gourd and the mutton-fat white jade bottle."

Bai Ze slapped his thigh and said, "Those are all magic weapons of saints. It's a pity that they were cheated away by someone."

"Yes."

The King of the Golden Horn and the King of the Silver Horn sighed and felt sorry for the loss of their magic weapons.

Bai Ze asked, "What about the remaining banana fan and seven-star sword?"

The King of the Golden Horn and the King of the Silver Horn opened their mouths and spit out a sword and a palm-leaf fan respectively, and then they swallowed them back.

Bai Ze was shocked. This was different from the original Journey to the West. It seemed that in the original Journey to the West, these two things were not hidden from their mouths.

It’s not that easy now, and it’s obviously more difficult to steal.

Bai Ze said: "Haha, this is great, these two magic weapons are hidden in my son's belly and won't be stolen by others.

But, since the food is in your stomach, won’t it delay your eating and drinking?”

The Silver Horn King said, "Godmother, these two magic weapons are not in our stomachs, but under our tongues. The two of us have made them smaller, so they will not affect our eating and drinking."

It’s under the tongue!
It seems that the difficulty of stealing has been reduced.

Bai Ze and Huang Niu looked at each other and raised their wine glasses. It seemed that the magic weapon could not be used unless they got the two drunk.

Bai Ze said, "Come on, it's been a long time since we last met. Let me give you a toast."

"Thank you, godmother."

The two monsters raised their glasses together and drank them all.

The yellow ox also raised his glass and said, "I, the old ox, would also like to toast the two great kings."

"Thank you, General Niu too!"

The two of them raised their glasses again and drank a glass of wine each.

Afterwards, Bai Ze and Huang Niu took turns to toast each other. Huang Niu had a good alcohol tolerance, so he could compete.

But Bai Ze is not ordinary. He can control his flesh and blood at will. The wine he drank was stored in a separate place and did not enter the digestive system.

After a series of heavy drinking, the Yellow Ox finally fell down, followed by the King of the Golden Horn and the King of the Silver Horn, and Bai Ze also fell down.

Of course, the others were really drunk, but Bai Ze was awake.

At this time, a silk thread came out from Bai Ze's two index fingers. The two snail silk threads kept moving on the wine table and slowly crawled to the front of the Golden Horn King and the Silver Horn King.

Bai Ze seems to be sleeping on the table, but in fact he is using the third eye on his forehead to watch all the operations from the air.

Both of them were already extremely drunk and were snoring loudly as they fell into a deep sleep.

The Silver Horn King's mouth was open, which was easy to deal with, as the Snail Ancestor's silk thread could enter smoothly.

The Golden Horn King kept his mouth shut.

Bai Ze manipulated the silk thread and tickled the nose of King Golden Horn.

"Ah!"

The King of the Golden Horn sneezed, scratched his nose, and continued to sleep on the table. This time he opened his mouth.

However, his mouth was blocked by a wine jar.

Bai Ze manipulated the silk thread and moved the wine jar a little bit, and now the mouth of the Golden Horn King was finally revealed.

(End of this chapter)