The story of Rose starts with being a brother

Chapter 549 Heavenly Palace on the Clouds (15) Exorcist Master Lu Ziqiao and Zhang Wei Awaken
"Ghost!"

Lu Ziqiao's loud shout echoed in the tomb, startling Zeng Xiaoxian, who was urinating nearby, so he turned around and urinated on him and the female ghost.

However, to their surprise, the female ghost disappeared the next second.

"what happened?"

When Tang Youyou's voice rang out, Zeng Xiaoxian, snapping out of his daze, quickly pulled up his pants.

"Ghost...ghost...ghost..." Lu Ziqiao stammered, his face filled with terror, "Where's the ghost?"

"Don't scare me, where are the ghosts?" Tang Youyou asked doubtfully.

"No, there really was a female ghost standing right in front of me, almost touching my face!" Lu Ziqiao wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and turned to Zeng Xiaoxian, saying, "Teacher Zeng, you saw it too, right?"

Zeng Xiaoxian nodded quickly: "That's right, there really was a female ghost standing in front of Ziqiao just now!"

Seeing that he said the same thing, Tang Youyou, who was initially somewhat skeptical, couldn't help but feel uneasy.

After shining the flashlight around, he asked, "Then...where's the ghost?"

"I don't know, it just suddenly disappeared!"

"..."

Lu Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian, who were quite frightened, were panting heavily. Tang Youyou thought for a moment and then shone her flashlight on the coffin in the middle.

"Could...this be the culprit?"

The answer quickly became unified in the minds of the three: wasn't the coffin the most eerie thing in the entire tomb?
"Should we reconsider the matter of opening the coffin?" Zeng Xiaoxian suggested again.

He was so frightened that he held back his urine halfway through, and at this moment he really didn't want to open the coffin.

“Agreed.” This time, Lu Ziqiao firmly supported him as well.

Tang Youyou opened her mouth, but didn't know what to say. The two of them seemed really scared.

After a long silence, she looked at the two of them with suspicion and said, "You two, you weren't actually scared, so you deliberately lied to me together, were you?"

"How could this be?!" Lu Ziqiao exclaimed urgently, "I was so scared my voice changed just now, and my hair still isn't standing on end!"

"that is!"

Zeng Xiaoxian, who was also questioned, said, "I was so scared that I didn't even finish going to the toilet. I had to hold back my pee halfway through. Do you know how uncomfortable that feeling is?"

"..."

Tang Youyou was speechless once again.

At this moment, Lu Ziqiao frowned and thought for a moment before saying, "I remember now, that female ghost just now seemed to be... the female corpse that Zhang Wei had pinned down earlier!"

"Huh?" Tang Youyou exclaimed in surprise, "Wasn't she sealed by the black donkey's hoof?"

“It’s true!” Lu Ziqiao said again, “Their clothes and demeanor are exactly the same. However, the previous one was a dried corpse, while the female ghost that appeared just now had a smooth face, fair skin, and a good figure. It’s just that her face was bloodless and too pale.”

"..."

The tomb was already quiet and eerie, but Lu Ziqiao's words made the atmosphere even more strange.

Especially the way Tang Youyou and Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Lu Ziqiao—it was as if they'd seen a ghost.

After the eerie atmosphere lasted for a while, Tang Youyou couldn't help but say, "Nephew, you were so scared by the female ghost just now, how could you still appreciate how good-looking she was?"

"Lu Ziqiao, I thought Zhang Wei was invincible, but I didn't expect you to be just as good!" Zeng Xiaoxian said, patting Lu Ziqiao on the shoulder.

"..."

Lu Ziqiao showed no embarrassment, but still said, "It's just a professional habit. Let alone a female ghost, even if she were a female rat, I would still have to check if she's upright first."

After a pause, Lu Ziqiao added, "But what I said is true. The female ghost just now and the female corpse from before are definitely the same person!"

“I also feel that they are the same person.” After ignoring what Lu Ziqiao had said earlier, Zeng Xiaoxian thought about it and agreed with him.

"But the corpse was in the previous tomb chamber, and its mouth was stuffed with a black donkey hoof."

"..."

A silence fell over the air as a bad feeling crept into the minds of the three.

Tang Youyou looked at the coffin, a hint of fear in her eyes.

After thinking silently for a while, Tang Youyou whispered, "How about we go back and see if that body is still there?"

"What if... what if he's gone?" Zeng Xiaoxian swallowed hard.

"..."

Another deathly silence followed.

"No, I still have to go see. Even if I die, I have to die knowing why!"

Tang Youyou couldn't bear the fear that was like waiting to die any longer. After saying that, she got up and walked back to the tomb chamber she had been in before.

Upon seeing this, Zeng Xiaoxian and Lu Ziqiao were shocked and quickly carried Zhang Wei on their backs and followed behind her.

Half an hour later, the group arrived at the open stone door and subconsciously slowed their pace.

"Youyou, be careful!"

"Yes, Auntie, how about we take a quick look from afar and then run away?"

The two men whispered behind Tang Youyou.

Tang Youyou was actually very scared, but she would feel even more unbearable if she didn't figure things out.

So she nodded, agreeing to the suggestion of the two people behind her, and then instead of going directly into the tomb, she shone her flashlight from a distance.

"Still there!"

When Tang Youyou said those words, the three of them suddenly breathed a sigh of relief.

"It's good that she's still here, it's good that she's still here!" Zeng Xiaoxian wiped his sweat and looked at the female corpse lying on the stone platform in front of him, her mouth still stuffed with a black donkey hoof. He couldn't help but feel a sense of relief.

"But if this female corpse has been here all along, then what about the female ghost we saw earlier?" Lu Ziqiao asked. "Could it be that we were just seeing things?"

"Impossible, I saw it too." Zeng Xiaoxian recalled for a moment and said, "I think I peed on her."

You even peed on my leg!

"Accidental!"

At this moment, Tang Youyou speculated, "If you two aren't seeing things, does that mean there's a...ghost in that tomb?"

She paused briefly, her expression turning grim, and then said, "That coffin... there really is something wrong with it."

"We've already encountered a ghost before even opening the coffin. What if we actually open it..." Zeng Xiaoxian didn't dare to think about what would happen next. Just thinking about it made him feel like the urine he had been holding back was about to come out again.

"But we need to find a way out of here!"

"How about we turn back and go back along the same path we came from?"

"Teacher Zeng, how do we climb that slope? And what if we run into that big-headed guy again on the way back?"

"What do we do now? Are we really going to die in this tomb?"

"Sigh! I originally wanted to save Zhang Wei, but it turns out I'm here to die with him. He's still half-dead like he just had a ghost encounter!"

"Help me..."

Just as Tang Youyou and Zeng Xiaoxian were becoming increasingly pessimistic, Lu Ziqiao, who had been sitting with his back to Zhang Wei and hadn't spoken for a long time, was frowning and seemingly deep in thought.

"Help……"

"Wait! I understand!"

Seeing the growing atmosphere of despair in the group, Lü Ziqiao suddenly interrupted them.

"What do you know?"

Lu Ziqiao didn't answer Zeng Xiaoxian's question, but looked at Tang Youyou and said, "Auntie, you just said that Zhang Wei encountered a ghost, right?"

Tang Youyou was taken aback, then nodded and said, "Yes, he was lying on top of that female corpse. We pulled him down and he hasn't moved since. What else could it be but a ghost?"

“That’s right, Zhang Wei is like this because he encountered a ghost.” Lu Ziqiao seemed to have thought of something, and an excited look gradually appeared on his face. “But we actually still have something that can deal with ghosts.”

Upon hearing this, Tang Youyou and Zeng Xiaoxian exchanged a glance and asked in unison, "What?"

Lu Ziqiao turned to Zeng Xiaoxian: "Teacher Zeng, do you remember how that female ghost disappeared just now?"

"How did she disappear?" Zeng Xiaoxian was taken aback. Thinking of the female ghost's appearance just now, he couldn't help but shudder and shook his head, saying, "How would I know how she disappeared? I was almost scared to death!" "No, you know."

Lu Ziqiao looked into Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes and said, "You hadn't finished peeing when you turned around. You not only peed on my pants, but also on that female ghost, and then she disappeared."

"..."

The tense and oppressive atmosphere suddenly became somewhat strange, and Zeng Xiaoxian's lips twitched as he spoke.

Tang Youyou was also stunned for a moment, then asked in a strange tone, "Pee?"

“That’s right!” Lu Ziqiao nodded. “In my hometown, children’s urine can ward off evil spirits, and it’s also been used in Hong Kong zombie movies. Teacher Zeng, your urine just saved us.”

"..."

At this moment, the group was in the tomb, with a female corpse in front of them and a coffin behind them. All sorts of dangerous and terrifying things could happen. However, as soon as Lu Ziqiao spoke, the air seemed to be filled with a foul smell.

Tang Youyou scrunched up her face, making the expression of an old man looking at his phone on the subway.

Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't hold back any longer. His face twitched wildly a few times before he snapped, "Are you crazy? What nonsense are you spouting?! This is an ancient tomb. Not only are there female ghosts, but your aunt is right here too. Can't you be a little more civilized?!"

"But you just peed in the tomb."

"..."

“Teacher Zeng, things have come to this point, we have to give it a try.” Lu Ziqiao patted his shoulder, thought for a moment and then said, “I know that Laura cheated on you for six of your eight years of dating, but now, you and we should perhaps thank Laura.”

"..."

Tang Youyou couldn't hold back any longer. She never expected that the legendary Lara would have such a contribution.

Zeng Xiaoxian was completely numb. Lu Ziqiao's words made him suddenly feel that he might as well die in this tomb.

"Ahem! Um... Nephew, although what you said is absurd, it seems to make some sense."

After Tang Youyou coughed lightly and said these words, she thought for a moment and then said, "But even if Teacher Zeng's...virgin urine has an effect, what can we use it for now?"

Upon hearing this, Lu Ziqiao turned his gaze to Zhang Wei behind him, put him on the ground and said, "If Zhang Wei is like this because he has encountered a ghost, then we can try to save him with a child's urine."

"..."

There was another moment of silence. After several seconds, Tang Youyou tentatively asked with a constipated expression, "You don't mean you want Teacher Zeng to... pee... pee on Zhang Wei, do you?"

"Are you kidding me?! Are you crazy?!" Zeng Xiaoxian said angrily. "How disgusting! What if Zhang Wei finds out and tries to kill me? Why don't you just... pee on him... pee on him?"

"Zhang Wei would only fight you if he woke up first. Besides, if you don't tell me and I don't tell me, how will Zhang Wei know how you saved him?" Lu Ziqiao turned to Tang Youyou and asked, "Auntie, will you tell me?"

"No!" Tang Youyou covered her mouth with disgust, but after a second she opened her mouth and looked at Zhang Wei lying on the ground, saying, "Although this method is indeed disgusting, we have no choice but to try it out now, and I swear, I will not reveal a single word this time!"

Lu Ziqiao smiled and said, "And... it's not that I don't want to pee on Zhang Wei, the problem is I don't have any virgin urine. If I were a virgin, I would have peed on Zhang Wei long ago. How could I bear to watch him half-dead now? We're brothers!"

"..."

Zeng Xiaoxian was completely numb, but he still wanted to resist: "What if Zhang Wei doesn't wake up?"

"If he's not awake, then you don't need to worry about him coming after you."

"..."

The language may be crude, but the principle is sound!
Seeing Zeng Xiaoxian's utterly hopeless expression, Lu Ziqiao thought for a moment and took out a cup from his backpack, saying, "Teacher Zeng, I know you feel a lot of pressure doing this to your brother, but as the saying goes, when things are urgent, you have to act accordingly. What is a little psychological pressure compared to saving Zhang Wei? If you really can't do this in person, then just pee in this cup first."

"..."

Another long silence followed, but in the end, after a mental struggle, Zeng Xiaoxian... still took the water glass.

Tang Youyou turned away with a disgusted look on her face. All she felt now, besides fear, was absurdity.

After a splash of water, Zeng Xiaoxian said, "If you want to splash it on Zhang Wei, you do it. I can't bring myself to do it."

"It's alright, I'll do it. Zhang Wei is my brother. How could I be defeated by mere psychological pressure in order to save him!" After taking the cup of "holy water," Lu Ziqiao couldn't help but cover his nose. "Teacher Zeng, you've been a bit irritable lately."

"..."

"vomit!"

Tang Youyou took a few steps back, and whether she was disgusted by Lu Ziqiao's words or something else, she couldn't help but gag.

Zeng Xiaoxian's face turned red. He had been frozen pale in the tomb, but now his head was steaming.

And what Lu Ziqiao just said—it's clearly me who's under the most pressure!

Regardless of what they were thinking, their eyes were fixed on Lu Ziqiao's movements.

He walked over to Zhang Wei, who was still lying on the ground with a lewd smile on his face, and held up the cup of "golden holy water" and said, "Zhang Wei, don't blame me, I'm doing this to save you."

"vomit!"

When Tang Youyou saw Lu Ziqiao splash the "holy water" at Zhang Wei, she couldn't help but gag again, and even Zeng Xiaoxian himself was a little shocked!
"Demons and monsters, get out of here!"

After splashing the holy water, Lu Ziqiao muttered something again, then covered his nose and stared intently at Zhang Wei.

"Dong dong..."

Just then, Tang Youyou suddenly heard a noise behind her. She turned around, raised her flashlight, and her pupils contracted.

"Look at that female corpse! She seems to be moving!"

Tang Youyou's exclamation drew the attention of the two men, who then looked into the tomb chamber next to them. There, on the stone platform, the female corpse whose mouth was stuffed with a black donkey hoof began to tremble as if she had been electrocuted.

"Holy crap, is she really going to come back to life?" Zeng Xiaoxian's pupils shrank, and he felt a chill run down his spine.

Seeing the female corpse trembling more violently, Lü Ziqiao shouted, "What are you standing there for? Run!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he didn't bother to carry Zhang Wei on his back anymore. Instead, he grabbed Zhang Wei's hand and dragged him away, saying, "Teacher Zeng, come and give me a hand."

He paused for a moment, then said, "Auntie, take the remaining half cup of boy's urine."

"..."

Their expressions changed repeatedly, but this was all they could do now.

"Ugh! Ugh!"

Tang Youyou picked up the half-cup of boy's urine, gagging as she followed him away. Seeing that Zhang Wei, who was being dragged along, seemed unchanged, she felt that her nephew's behavior was really ridiculous, and even considered throwing away the "holy water" in her hand.

However, after running for a while, Tang Youyou turned back and shone her flashlight on the tomb again, and suddenly realized that the female corpse in the distant tomb seemed to have stopped moving again.

"Ho-"

A strange sound came from beside her ear. Tang Youyou turned her head and saw that Zhang Wei, who was being dragged along, suddenly moved his empty eyes. The sound seemed to come from his throat.

"Hey, wait a minute! Zhang Wei seems to be making a move!"

Tang Youyou quickly spoke up, and Lu Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian, who had been dragging Zhang Wei along, stopped and put Zhang Wei down again.

The three men looked tense, their eyes fixed on Zhang Wei without blinking.

Sure enough, Zhang Wei's stiff, lewd expression gradually changed, and his empty eyes slowly regained their sparkle.

"Haha! I told you it would work!"

Lu Ziqiao couldn't help but burst into laughter, and after taking the half-cup of holy water from Tang Youyou, he shouted, "Praise Laura!"

"..."

Zeng Xiaoxian glared at him, then remembered something and quickly took out a bottle of mineral water from his bag and poured it on Zhang Wei's face.

"What are you..."

"So that Zhang Wei won't come after me!"

Tang Youyou laughed too. After going down into the tomb, she finally encountered something good. She smiled and said, "I understand. After accomplishing the task, one should leave without a trace and keep one's merits hidden!"

"..."

After a while, under the tense gazes of the three men, Zhang Wei's lewd smile gradually disappeared, and his eyes became more and more normal.

finally--

"Um... Ziqiao? Teacher Zeng? Youyou? What are you doing here?"

As if waking from a dream, Zhang Wei looked at the three people in front of him with a blank expression, but then he twitched his nose.

"What's that smell? It seems a bit gamey?"

(End of this chapter)