My book friend Long Aotian
Chapter 8 Long Aotian's Special Strategy Skills
Chapter 8 Long Aotian's Special Strategy Skills
Furnace tripod.
What a fascinating...Pah, what a despicable noun!
Aozi, I didn’t expect you knew this!
Li Bailong was cheered up and asked him to explain in detail.
"After training her into a furnace cauldron..." Long Aotian paused for a moment and said in a serious tone, "Then order her to forget what happened tonight, stay far away from Huazhou, and never come back."
...Wow.
"——But remember to unlock the secret of lovemaking, otherwise her body will lose control of itself and become overwhelmed with emotions towards you, while her mind will be open to someone else, and then very bad things will happen..."
Awesome?
"Remember to cleanse her spiritual consciousness three times to completely erase all traces of the secret technique. Otherwise, she will vaguely miss you and care about you in her heart, but her body can meet someone else, and worse things will happen!"
...Lao Long, there is life.
Li Bailong listened to Long Aotian's endless warnings, the main focus of which was that "something terrible will definitely happen when the Hehuan secret method is used to refine the cauldron", which he emphasized repeatedly.
He hesitated.
It is said that behind every safety rule there is countless blood and lessons. It is conceivable that behind the "very bad things" and "worse things" there must be the sad past of Long Aotian's... friends.
This guy's love history is as blue as the vast ocean and as green as the verdant mountains. It makes even the toughest men cry when they hear about it.
But this has nothing to do with him.
He had no interest in the Hehuan technique, and he really didn't want to refine any furnace.
So Li Bailong refused and said, "I don't want to practice this."
"how?"
“Being afraid of what happened to you.”
"…It's my friend! My friend met him! I have no interest in women at all! If any woman appears in front of me, I will beat her to death with one punch! I will kill, kill, kill, kill!"
"Ah, yes, yes."
Li Bailong nodded in agreement, coaxing the anxious Long Aotian to calm down, and then asked: "If this female constable keeps pestering us, it's really not a good idea. Is there any other way?"
Long Aotian thought for a moment, and the boss said reluctantly: "There is another way... but it's a little risky."
"What's the risk?"
"The risk of getting entangled with this evil woman."
"Ah, this... shouldn't be the case."
"Of course not! My friend thought so at first! He..."
"Alright, alright, don't you have me to protect me?"
"...That's true." Long Aotian said reluctantly, "Use the Soul Transfer Technique to give her a direct hint and tell her to get out of Huazhou, get out as far as possible, and never appear in front of you again in her life."
"Wow."
"But this is different from the Hehuan Secret Method." Lao Long said, "The soul transfer technique is to make her subconsciously believe the suggestion and not doubt it. This requires her to have a little affection for you. Based on this affection, you can perform the suggestion. Only then will she believe it without a doubt and will not think there is anything wrong..."
"…She even came to open my box! Did you see the look in her eyes? She thought I was a social scum who wrote rubbish and harmed people and corrupted children! How could she have any good feelings towards me!"
"Then we can only create a good impression on the spot."
“Ah?” Long Aotian sighed. He clearly felt guilty for “pushing his best friend into trouble”. “Actually, I can teach you everything I know, but the only thing I don’t want you to learn is how to provoke women. After all, there are too many bad women… Alas, for my own business…”
Li Bailong's curiosity was aroused.
Although Long Aotian's name is Long Aotian, he is a little different from the Long Aotian in Li Bailong's impression - this person is obviously the monk-like Long Aotian. He does not need women to throw themselves into his arms, but only wants women to be beaten to pieces. He is extremely misogynistic and hates women. He usually disciplines Li Bailong all day long, teaching him to observe male virtues. He is very mean.
But everything has its cause and effect. Long Aotian's misogyny is not innate, but a stress reaction after being pressed down by the blue sea and covered by the green clouds. In other words, theoretically speaking, this man had good luck with women before he went crazy, and he also had the means, but he had seen through the green dust.
And now, he claims, "I have a technique that can make a female character whose favorability towards you is currently negative immediately return to a positive level." Do you think Li Bailong is curious?
As a man, of course I'm curious.
Come on, come on, Brother Aotian, give me some advice.
"bring it on!"
Although Long Aotian felt a little reluctant, he still made up his mind. He thought it over carefully and decided that when he gave the woman a hint, he would add a total of 147 restrictions he had thought of to ensure that there would be no mistakes and to prevent Li Bailong from encountering any sad things.
He made the decision and stopped hesitating. He ordered Li Bailong: "She's about to run away. Go and fight her now!"
Li Bailong followed his instructions and approached, punching hard. The female captain blocked him with her sword and took a wrong step and retreated. His heart sank - the opponent was chasing him closely, and there was a possibility that this night would not end peacefully.
Li Bailong suppressed the opponent and asked in his heart, "What should I do next?"
Long Aotian said in a deep voice: "When I ask you to take action, you use three moves: chop, brush, and push her right arm, shoulder, and elbow, which will expose her weakness, and then you can go straight to the center..."
Li Bailong responded by gathering his strength, his left hand formed a posture of embracing the moon, and his right arm passed out from the Moon Palace. His mysterious power flowed, and the fairy light of Wangshu appeared. A lonely bright moon flashed by, and the female constable was so frightened that she drew her sword and defended herself.
Long Aotian paused for a moment and said decisively: "Tear open her clothes, it would be best if you can touch her exposed body!"
"...???????"
Long Aotian said with some reluctance and sigh: "In this way, she will fall in love with you."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"..."
Li Bailong slapped the opponent's blade away with an expressionless face.
Then he turned and ran away expressionlessly.
"You made me laugh!" After a moment, his shouting drifted in the night wind, "That's it? That's it? That's it? No, are you fucking sick!?"
The female constable looked at the wind-chasing boy rushing away in bewilderment, and she didn't come to her senses for a long time - the other party's martial arts skills were far superior to hers, and she thought that tonight would be a tough battle, and she might even suffer a loss, but she didn't expect that this man actually ran away on his own, and what was he shouting?
"Is he crazy?"
The female detective was alert for a while, then sheathed her knife and muttered to herself: "No matter what, this man is very skilled in martial arts and I cannot defeat him. He is probably a famous old devil. Since ancient times, good and evil cannot coexist. I need the support of the righteous. Fortunately, this place is Huazhou, and I can go find my aunt..."
She turned and left.
There were also yamen runners shouting hard nearby.
There were faint cheers of “We found the fourth volume!”
Then comes “Fuck you, why did you only write so little?”
Finally, "Where are the accomplices? Bring them up! Tell the truth to me! Did the old thief Batian hide his manuscripts secretly? Hand them all over to me!"
Then came the sounds of looting, beating, scolding and fighting, but that didn't matter anymore.
For the female police chief, there are more important things to do.
"Hmph, Long Batian, huh? He's just as annoying as the protagonist in your book..."
(End of this chapter)
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