My book friend Long Aotian
Chapter 53 Extreme joy leads to sorrow
Chapter 53 Extreme joy leads to sorrow
In broad daylight, the fierce ghost urges the crew to renew their duties.
Obviously, Lin County will have a new urban legend.
Li Bailong and Long Aotian experimented for a while and summed up the helpfulness of the ghost who urges people to update more.
one.
The ability of the urging ghost to urge for updates transcends the laws of physics and has a strong spiritual effect. It can go straight to people's hearts and affect the target's emotions. It can be said that "people are afraid of ghosts and dogs are barking, and ghosts know people's hearts."
However, in order to urge the target to update, the power of the ghost urging the target to update will be consumed.
Today's ordeal consumed half of the energy of the ghost who urged for more updates.
Fortunately, this power can be replenished.
But just as Aozi can only absorb and use Aotian's willpower, the update-urging ghost can only absorb and replenish the resentment from readers, including further strengthening and upgrading, which requires this resentment.
——Children, this is not difficult at all!
After all, the fourth volume was just released not long ago, which means that after a while, readers who have read to the end of the volume will be able to enjoy Li Bailong’s great excerpt!
Not to mention the long lull between the fourth and fifth volumes, when the resentment for updates would naturally come in droves.
It’s so funny, I can’t use it all up!
The second characteristic of the ghost who urges for updates is just as Li Bailong guessed.
This is not a ghost that specializes in targeting authors who procrastinate on their submissions.
Its "urging for updates" capability has a relatively wide range of applicability.
Anyone who has the idea that "I have something to write but I'm too lazy to write so I'll just put it off" seems to be hit hard. The more urgent and important the thing to be written, the better the effect of the urging.
Positive examples are these pirates.
They were ordered to write a confession. The consequences of not writing it are unpredictable. If they want to write it, they have many concerns. Such characteristics are exactly what the ghost who urges for updates wants, so they will be killed severely.
As for the negative example, Li Bailong secretly went to find Captain Ding. This man had spoken kind words to "Long Batian" many times, and Li Bailong heard them all. Of course, he should be rewarded.
Old Ding had worked overtime several times late at night before and was finally let go today. Unfortunately, his lover was secretly manipulated by Li Bailong and transferred to work in the weaving mill, so he was left alone and unable to make any progress.
When Li Bailong came, he had locked the door and was generating electricity on the bed.
The ghost who was urging the update to continue was very polite and shouted a few times outside to let the guy prepare himself mentally so as not to scare him to death.
Captain Ding was a highly skilled officer, but he was just shocked. He was also a rough man, a grassroots law enforcement leader, and he didn't have much to write about himself, so it seemed that there was no time to rush him.
But even so, the pervasive barking and precise control of the ghost still made him restless and extremely annoyed. Long Aotian increased the speed and urged for a quarter of an hour, which made Captain Ding helpless and furious. He roared, "Why are you urging me to write? What should I write?" and finally he dug out several unimportant documents that had been left behind for half a month from his study, and started to correct them without even putting on his pants.
Okay, okay, this is how civil servants should be urged!
Are you calling me lazy as a pig or a dog?
——Today, the master will teach you to be as diligent as an ox or a horse!
After Li Bailong repaid evil with kindness, he signaled Aozi to stop working.
At this point, the characteristics of the ghost who urges for more updates have been roughly understood.
For those who have no one to urge for updates, the urging ghost can harass and influence them with mental attacks. After all, there are always some things in life that are delayed, and they can always be urged to update.
As long as you are urged, you will become mentally unstable and irritable.
In a life-or-death battle, this ability can play a huge role.
However, the higher the martial arts skill and the stronger the spirit of the beneficiary, the greater the resistance, and the greater the resentment consumed by the urging ghost. Therefore, if you want to use it in battle, you must further strengthen the power of the urging ghost and increase its resentment limit and quality. To do this...
Then we have to stop writing chapters and delay updates!
With the release of the fourth volume, his inner strength has improved, and Aozi has also obtained his first Stand user, which is double happiness. Social death doesn't seem to be so scary anymore.
Li Bailong was full of confidence and returned to the county government office in a pretentious manner.
Seeing him coming, Feng Guozhong smiled and said, "What a coincidence! Those pirates have all confessed. They wrote a whole page of confessions. In addition to the piracy activities, they also confessed some minor crimes. When I asked them why they gave in now, they all kept their mouths shut and refused to say anything."
Okay, that’s right!
The world is so big and there are so many people living in it, why should writers be the only ones who enjoy the treatment of being urged to update their works?
Once the ghost urging for updates appears, everyone in this world will have a ghost urging them to update, and everyone will have something to write. This is called world peace!
Li Bailong took a few confessions and looked through them. These people had fully confessed their pirated printing dens. He nodded and said subconsciously: "Old Ding is a hard-working person. Why not give him more responsibilities and let him clean up these dens tonight."
As soon as he finished speaking, He County soldiers came in and reported: "Captain Ding is here."
Li Bailong was startled, clapping his hands and saying, "Wonderful, it is indeed the innate holy body of an ox or horse." But then he saw Captain Ding come in, holding a stack of official documents, looking a little dazed. After saluting the two, he stepped forward and said ashamedly, "Sir, County Lieutenant, I am ashamed that I have accumulated some official documents..."
Slacking off on official documents is not a big deal, and Feng Guozhong often does it. After all, the first lesson for people in the public sector is to learn to distinguish what cannot be delayed, what can be delayed a little, and what can be delayed at will.
He reached out to take the stack of documents and said, "Old Ding, why did you change your personality?"
Captain Ding had a subtle look on his face, and a lingering fear.
Feng Guozhong asked curiously, "What's wrong with you?"
"Maybe it's because I've been busy with official duties these days, and my lover is..." Captain Ding hesitated, a little unsure, "I encountered a strange thing today."
"what?"
"I was sitting at home today, half asleep and half awake, when suddenly a little ghost entered my dream..."
Captain Ding was talking in a mysterious voice, "This guy is so lazy! He put a bridle on me and forced me to grind the millstone! When I refused, he whipped me with a whip and cursed me, saying, 'None of the donkeys in the team dares to rest like this.' I tried to resist, but he lifted me up and stuffed me into the millstone, intending to grind me to death. While stuffing me in, he asked me, 'Do you want to write? Do you want to write?' How would I know what to write?"
"He tortured me for a long time. I racked my brains and finally remembered that there was a backlog of documents. I had to write them down. I dug out these and corrected them. Then the little devil never appeared again."
At this point, he said in confusion: "You two are both knowledgeable. Is this subordinate possessed by evil spirits? Should we find a Taoist priest from Xuanyuan Sect or a master from Zhengnian Temple to help drive it away?"
Feng Guozhong was delighted when he heard this and said, "This ghost is good! It's just that its brain is not very smart. With such magical powers, why doesn't it go and pester Long Batian? If you pester him for three years, you will have immeasurable merits and can become a Buddha right away!"
——Your brain works really fast!
"That's what I mean. Why is it bothering me?" Captain Ding said with a bitter face, "Who did I offend..."
Seeing his subordinate like this, Feng Guozhong comforted him, "The theory of ghosts and gods is ultimately vague. Perhaps you have been too busy these days and missed your lover, so you have this illusion. So, you can rest at home for the next two days. If that little ghost comes to bother you again, let Jie Yuanlang introduce some virtuous people to you. What do you think?"
After comforting him like this, the county lieutenant said to Li Bailong, "Why don't you get someone else to clean up this pirate den of yours?"
Since he said so, Li Bailong nodded in agreement.
After seeing off Captain Ding, Feng Guozhong looked through the official documents he had brought and suddenly exclaimed.
"how?"
"These documents are just some unimportant and dirty things, except for one thing..."
Old Feng handed over a piece of evidence. "There is a powerful thief from Zhaonan who retired from the underworld and entered the territory of Daqi. He got a legitimate identity and has secretly settled in Huazhou to make a living. The victims of Zhaonan who were harmed by him have no way to seek revenge or redress, so they can only ask this dynasty to make a decision through the Honglu Temple."
"You know, although he is a big thief, he has never committed a crime in Da Qi. Who in the government would want to bother with him? I just casually informed Jiangbei Dao to see if there are any nosy young heroes who would take action..."
At this point, he gestured to the most famous young hero in Jiangbei Road: "Do you want to kill him? Helping the weak and upholding justice is a reputation of a hero. And you are the best at tracking and arresting people. No matter how far this guy hides, you can catch him. What do you think?"
Li Bailong took the document and nodded, saying, "If he is a bad guy, it's fine to get rid of him, but I have so many things to do right now that I can't catch him right away. I have to finish the work of Third Uncle and Junior Sister Mu first."
"There's no rush for this matter. It's up to you whether to arrest him or not." Feng Guozhong didn't care. He asked, "Where is your Junior Sister Mu, the head constable from the Six Gates, now? I haven't seen her recently."
Li Bailong almost laughed out loud when he heard this.
She has been decadent in Baihua Valley for several days!
——I should be helping design BJD dolls now!
He was really excited when he thought of the little note who was so aggressive that she almost opened his box that night, and now her body was shaking wildly under the stick of his consumerism and she couldn't stop!
This feeling of pride lasted until the moment he said goodbye to Feng Guozhong and returned to Huaxin Tower.
Mu Qingge, who should have been lost in Baihua Valley, appeared in front of him, with regret, anxiety and uneasiness on her face. When she saw Li Bailong, she trembled and said, "Senior Brother!"
"Junior sister, what's wrong?"
"Official report..." the junior sister said in panic, "There is no way to write an official report!"
what?
Are you also being harassed by the ghost of urging for more updates?
Before Li Bailong could ask in detail, Mu Qingge panicked and said, "The Six Gates sent me a letter today, asking me to sort out the mission records of the past few days and send them back. The chief constables want to see them!"
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——You beast! What did you say? Who the hell wants to see this!?
Everyone should have a basic understanding of the ability of the ghost who urges for updates.
I hope that all of you who are urging me to update the page will change your way of speaking and say some naughty words when urging me to update the page in this chapter, so that I can at least copy down your ideas.
(End of this chapter)
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