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Chapter 57 Characteristics of the Troublemakers

"Don't be so resistant, old man. We are here to help you."

"do not know."

"What did your grandson Xiao Yu say to you when he left this morning?"

"do not know."

"You ask Dao Sect, is there really a kung fu inheritance?"

"do not know."

"Have you ever seen Xiao Yu practice?"

"do not know."

"...Do your other three disciples have similar abilities?"

"do not know."

East District, Los Angeles City.

In a private room on the second floor of a small hotel.

Chen Banxian and Xiao Guanguan sat on the bed with a serious face, and answered "I don't know" to all the questions asked by the federal government official in a white shirt.

"...We are good people. Really." The young man in the white shirt sighed.

Chen Banxian: “I don’t know.”

"So you just say you don't know, right?"

"do not know."

"…What is your name?"

"I don't know."

The young man in the white shirt looked helplessly at Xiao Guanguan standing beside him.

Xiao Guanguan was nervous: "My name is Zhibudao."

Young man in white shirt: “…”

Standing up, he turned around in a slightly irritated manner: "Uncle. I beg you, can you say something else?"

"Pick another word." Chen Banxian nodded.

Young man in white shirt: “…”

And next to this standard room, another "inquiry" was taking place simultaneously.

"Little sister, it turns out you are also interested in music." A pretty girl in a white shirt kept praising Xiao Yaya on the video call: "It's amazing! You are so talented at such a young age."

"That's right!" On the screen, Xiao Yaya raised her head proudly: "My grandpa often said that our Xiao family is full of monsters."

"Then do you know your brother well?" the girl in the white shirt said in a gentle and persuasive manner.

"Of course!" Xiao Yaya put her hands on her hips and said, "My brother and I have the best relationship. I know a lot about him. Besides you, there are many fans of my brother who have been asking me about his privacy these days."

"Really?" The girl in the white shirt was alert. "So what do you know about him? I really like him and want to know more about him."

"I know too much. For example, my brother has a bad stomach and is always constipated."

“…There’s more.”

"I can't flush the toilet after I'm constipated."

"……anything else?"

“It’s a weird shape.”

Girl in white shirt: "..."

The girl in the white shirt: "Sister, let's not always talk about this. Talk to me about something else."

"Hmm..." On the screen, Xiao Yaya hesitated for a moment: "My brother is gay."

"What?!" The girl in the white shirt instantly captured this key information: "Sister, do you know what gay means?"

"I know." Xiao Yaya said carelessly: "My brother has never had a girlfriend."

"I see..." The girl in the white shirt took note and asked, "Well, how much do you know about your brother's Kung Fu?"

"Sister, time's up." Xiao Yaya raised her wrist and glanced at her children's watch: "If you still want to ask about my brother, you have to continue paying."

"…Let's talk for another ten minutes."

"Okay." Xiao Yaya was happy and showed the QR code hanging around her neck: "One hundred."

The girl in the white shirt picked up another phone and scanned the code with a frown on her face: "It's over, sister."

"Thank you for your support." Xiao Yaya's smiling eyes revealed a sly light: "By the way, sister. If you sweep another hundred for me, I will tell you about my brother's next development."

"What's next? Development?" The girl in the white shirt's pupils shrank slightly.

"Yes." Xiao Yaya nodded repeatedly: "I told you this because my sister is pretty. Scan the code here."

"...It's over." The girl in the white shirt decisively scanned the code for a hundred yuan, and she was fully focused: "Tell your sister quickly, what your brother is going to do next?" "Don't tell anyone else."

"I swear!"

"Okay, I believe you." On the screen, Xiao Yaya lowered her voice and said mysteriously, "My brother is going to jail next!"

Girl in white shirt: "..."

"Hehe!" Xiao Yaya said proudly, puffing out her chest: "Isn't that great!"

Girl in white shirt: "..."

……

"No, Captain. I can't find out."

An hour later, the team leader reported tiredly to the middle-aged team leader: "Two mutes and one idiot, we can't get anything out of them."

The middle-aged team leader sitting in the standard room on the third floor of the hotel had a blank expression on his face: "None of them said anything?"

"The old man and that Xiao Guanguan only said three words: 'I don't know'. That Xiao Yaya did say a lot, but it would be better if she didn't say anything."

"..."

Hearing this, the middle-aged team leader lowered his head and was silent for a moment, then said, "He has a youngest girl in his family, and he is trying to make a breakthrough with her."

"Xiao Jiji is still in kindergarten and doesn't have a cell phone. I need to arrange for someone to go over."

"...So there is no useful information at all?"

"If I have to say something, then there is one thing." The team leader narrowed his eyes: "From what we can confirm from Old Man Chen and Xiao Guanguan, they have no idea of ​​Xiao Yu's strength. They don't know it now. And..."

"Anything else?" The middle-aged team leader looked up.

"Xiao Yu, might be gay."

"gay?"

"Yes. It's quite possible."

“…Who said that?”

"Xiao Yaya said so." The team leader said with a serious expression: "Then we contacted Xiao Yu's former company, and indeed heard from many of his female colleagues that Xiao Yu was not interested in women."

"Is that so..." The middle-aged team leader seemed to be thinking: "Then do you want to check again, what are the looks of his female colleagues?"

"I saw it." The team leader nodded: "I couldn't bear to watch it."

"...Okay, deduct 200 yuan from the colleague who summarized this information. And don't stop inquiring about Xiao Yu's family. Inform me at any time if you have any news. Remember to be friendly. This is a slow job."

"Don't worry, Team Leader. I understand."

"You deduct five hundred."

"..."

"What's going on on the Internet?" The middle-aged team leader changed the subject.

"There are two things I want to report to you." The team leader said seriously, "First, the statistics on the Internet are out. The popularity of Xiao Yu's kick-out incident is so great that it has become a topic of discussion among all the people in Dongda. 86.4% of netizens know about it, and 41.5% of netizens participate in the discussion."

“What is the ratio of believers to disbelievers?”

"Professor Yang Qing's team at the Federal Social Sciences Institute conducted a total of 12.1 samplings in various online community groups and 76.6 offline samplings. The overall ratio was % of those who believed and % who did not. Among them, the educational level of the group that believed was seriously polarized. Most of them had primary school education or below, while most had a master's degree or above."

"Yeah." The middle-aged team leader nodded. This was similar to what he had estimated at the beginning.

This kind of "supernatural event" conflicts too greatly with the thinking habits of most people in the East District.

It's like suddenly telling everyone in the world that the earth is actually flat...

It's hard to believe unless you actually see it with your own eyes.

In fact, even he, who has mastered a lot of professional information, is now skeptical.

"What about the second thing?" the middle-aged team leader asked again.

The team leader said seriously, "The second thing is, you notified several platforms of Dongda at noon to reduce the popularity of videos related to the Xiao Yu incident, and the platforms have responded."

"How to say?"

“They don’t accept your suggestion.”

Middle-aged team leader: “…”

"They said all the popularity came from data push and complies with community norms. Do we need to enforce it?" The team leader asked tentatively: "I suggest just deleting everything and blocking the keywords."

“…Don’t suggest it.”

The middle-aged team leader decisively refused.

He knows these "troublemakers" at Dongda University too well.

As long as they dare to ban it, those who originally didn't believe in Xiao Yu will immediately believe it...

……

(End of this chapter)