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Chapter 48: Fly! Let me fly all of you! (Part )
"Who's coming? The fourth one."

With one blow, the staff member was knocked off the stage, and Xiao Yu scanned the audience again.

"..."

The entire audience was completely convinced.

They all lost their energy and were too lazy to even shout slogans.

Three consecutive "drags" flew out with the same exaggerated amplitude. First, they didn't take their intelligence seriously; second, they didn't take them seriously either.

It seems like they have been deprived of their political rights.

I almost told them, "I just lied, do whatever you want."

"I'll do it." The anchor who was waving the red flag to set the rhythm handed the red flag to a woman next to him, then climbed onto the stage holding a selfie stick: "I'm afraid there will be another delay. You guys are not tired of performing, but we are tired of watching."

"You?" Xiao Yu looked the visitor up and down.

"What? Didn't expect it? Didn't expect that there would be an audience member on stage? Wife, help me hold the camera." The anchor turned around and grinned after handing the selfie stick to the woman: "Is your head buzzing?"

"Are you a professional fighter?" Xiao Yu asked.

"No, but I know a little bit about the Turtle Fist. And I mainly want to try what it feels like to be punched away."

The anchor shook his wrist perfunctorily, and considered the warm-up complete. Then he put on a not-so-standard boxing stance and walked towards Xiao Yu step by step.

"Wear protective gear!" Young police officers in the audience raised their hands and shouted.

"Okay, okay. Who can get me a set?" The host looked at Dafei below.

Dafei sat on the ground, hugged his knees, doubting his life, and ignored him.

The staff of Geng Geng Neck also sat on the ground, hugging their knees with their hands, looking dumbfounded. They also ignored him.

The anchor looked at Liu Dali again.

"Dangdangdangdang..."

Liu Dali was busy knocking on the pots for the two of them.

"Go down." Xiao Yu waved his hand: "I won't fight with you."

"I'll ask my wife to borrow me a set of protective gear, right now!"

"I won't fight you even if you borrow it." Xiao Yu explained calmly: "I've said it before. Warriors are weapons. It's the bottom line for martial artists not to touch ordinary people. The bottom line cannot be broken. I only fight professionals."

"Uu——"

As soon as these words were spoken, the whole street started booing again.

"Stop talking about useless things." The anchor suddenly became excited: "Isn't it because I'm dragging my feet? Is it because you can't hold on any longer? Aren't you a martial arts master? Can't you flick hundreds of pounds with one finger? Come on! Hit me! Flick me! Quick!"

As he said that, he took two steps closer, turned around and raised his butt towards Xiao Yu, and said triumphantly: "Hurry up! Can't wait! Aim at my vital points and attack fiercely!"

Xiao Yu: “…”

"Bounce!" The anchor twisted his hips and urged: "Punch me and send me flying."

Xiao Yu: “…”

Anchor: "If you don't jump, I'll jump you."

Xiao Yu: “…”

Despite the boos from the audience, Xiao Yu remained indifferent: "You are too weak."

"Coward!" The anchor raised his middle finger: "Whether I am weak or not is not the point. The point is that I want to be beaten to death by you. I beg you. Hurry! Can't you see that my ass is meeting your eyes?"

"..."

"If you feel the force is not enough, just kick me with all your strength. If I fly out of the ring, I will eat shit."

Hearing the key words, Liu Dali in the audience became alert and hurriedly walked to the side of the stage with a basin to wait.

"Kick it!" the audience shouted.

"Kick!"

"If you can make him fly, we will believe you."

"Master, hurry up."

"Don't ink!"

"If you kick him away, I'll give you two hundred thousand!"

"Stupid liar..."

"..."

Xiao Yu frowned slightly, feeling that it was hard to refuse such a kind offer. After a long silence, he asked tentatively, "So I...really kicked him?"

"Kick! Harder!"

"Still trying harder?"

“Yes, yes, yes! Kick me to death, quick!” The anchor supported his knees with both hands and raised his hips a few degrees higher: “If you kick me away, I will eat shit. Really. If I’m lying, those two cubs I just gave birth to were not my own.”

In the audience, the woman who was holding her phone happily suddenly changed her expression: "Husband, you already know everything?"

"Ah." The host still had a smile on his face and subconsciously glanced at the woman.

But soon!

His smile disappeared: "...Huh?!"

Audience: “Ah?!”

"..." "..."

After a brief silence, the host looked back at Xiao Yu again.

Xiao Yu: “…Ah?”

"..."

"..."

"Snapped!"

Straightening up suddenly, the anchor took off Xiao Yu's boxing gloves and put them directly on his own hands. Then, with crazy eyes, he stared at the woman in the audience: "Come on! Come up!"

"...You...you didn't do anything wrong?"

"I've got you!" The host jumped off the stage and started fighting with the woman in full view of everyone.

The bloggers around him were all green-eyed and quickly gathered around to take pictures...

[Uh... this should also be considered flying, right? ]

The four major live broadcast rooms are flooded with barrages!
[As expected of traditional martial arts. (Dog head)]

【Is this okay? 】

[Oh my god! There is an unexpected gain! ]

[The effects of Xiao Yu's live show are too good. ]

[Fuck this punch! Fuck…Fuck this young man! Hey, hey, don’t talk back…]

[The total number of people online in four live broadcast rooms is more than 200 million...]

【? ? ? 】

[Oh my goodness! The pop-up window appeared! Can’t I watch the video without clicking in? ? ]

[Are these platforms crazy? ]

【…】

……

"I'd better go."

Liu Honggang, who had been secretly observing from the audience, finally jumped onto the stage and threw a pair of new boxing gloves to Xiao Yu: "How much did you spend to bribe Da Fei and the others?"

"Snapped!"

Taking the boxing gloves and putting them on his hands skillfully, Xiao Yu sneered: "Why, you want to make this money too."

"That's not the case." Liu Honggang pointed to the five million cash in the corner of the ring: "This is enough for me."

"So what are you waiting for. Come."

"Come!"

Liu Honggang is a ruthless man who doesn't talk much. He starts the game with a flying kick!
"Shh-"

Then Xiao Yu dodged it by turning sideways.

His whole body maintained a flying kicking posture, flying from one end of the boxing ring to the other end of the ring.

Staring blankly at Xiao Yu getting farther and farther away from him...

Xiao Yu put his hands behind his back and looked around: "Who's coming? The fifth one."

"I!"

A young man who had already put on protective gear like Liu Honggang, skipped the scuffle between the anchor couple and walked straight to Xiao Yu: "Do you still recognize me? I practice Sanda. A few days ago at the Children's Square in Changcheng..."

"Boom-"

Xiao Yu swung his hand and slapped the other person away like a fly: "Forgot."

"It's just pure acting, right?" Watching another person "fly" away in an exaggerated manner, the young police officer finally couldn't stand it anymore, quickly put on his protective gear, and climbed onto the ring with his hands and feet: "Let me see how you can..."

"boom--"

The police officer also spun in the air and crashed into the crowd.

Referee: "...What are you guys fighting for? I haven't even told you to start yet and you guys are already shouting non-stop..."

"Snapped!"

The referee also flew.

He got stuck in the gap between the rubber fence and the ring, unconscious...

"Hey, hey, hey, little comrade, what are you doing?" A union leader from the refereeing group came up to the stage in astonishment: "Why are you still fighting..."

"Boom!"

Where did the commander come from? Where did he fly back to?

Audience: “…”

at last.

Everyone realized that something was wrong...

……

(End of this chapter)