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Chapter 38 You are amazing, you are noble.

Chapter 38 You are amazing, you are noble.

"Buy a ticket?"

Xiao Yu stared at the staff of "Geng Geng Neck" in shock and said, "You are still selling tickets?"

"It has nothing to do with you, you don't have to buy it." Pushing the staff aside, Da Fei pointed to the ring in the middle of the hall: "Let's go, get on the stage. You tell me the rules. Do you need to warm up in advance?"

"Wait a moment." Xiao Yu looked around the room and asked, "Have all the people here bought it? Six thousand eight?"

“My salary is 16,800.” A blogger standing on a stool in the innermost circle raised his hand: “VIP.”

"…Your head is going to be chopped off."

Xiao Yu turned around and looked Da Fei up and down: "Brother, you make money well, don't you?"

"What does this have to do with making money?" Da Fei frowned. "I have no choice. There are too many people and the venue is small. This is an objective fact. If we don't divert them and raise the entry threshold, and everyone rushes in and a stampede occurs, who will be held responsible?"

"Xiao Yu, don't waste time talking to him. I have something to tell you." Chen Banxian pulled Xiao Yu's clothes with an ugly look on his face.

"No hurry." Xiao Yu said perfunctorily, then he counted the number of people and smacked his lips: "Wow, there are about 400 to 500 people... There are always people who play tricks more. You kid, you will be a street lamp sooner or later. I should have brought you to the party the day before yesterday."

"What are you talking about?" Dafei frowned.

"Can I borrow the microphone again?" Reaching out and taking the microphone from Dafei's waist, Xiao Yu tried the microphone: "Hello? Hello?"

Confirm that there is sound.

"What are you doing?" Da Fei felt something was wrong and subconsciously tried to grab it. However, Xiao Yu dodged it with a clever turn.
Then, Xiao Yu directed everyone inside the gym, "All the fighters inside, come out."

Bloggers: “…”

"Are you sick?" Dafei was shocked.

"Da Fei, I came to challenge you. Personally, I want to prove to the world the power of my ancient martial arts and traditional martial arts. Publicly, I want to break the smear campaign against our culture by foreigners and promote the inheritance of our great Dongda culture and history."

Xiao Yu said sternly: "I didn't ask you to take advantage of this wave of popularity to make a fortune. I advise you to pay back all the money."

The entire crowd, whether inside or outside the museum, fell silent.

Da Fei's face turned extremely ugly.

He reacted.

Xiao Yu is trying to win over a group of people and suppress him, putting on a show for the masses... stepping on him to pretend to be a good guy and gain reputation!

"so many people……"

"Don't talk yet." Holding the microphone, Xiao Yu said louder: "Since I was a child, my master... is this person."

He pointed at Chen Banxian.

Chen Banxian: “…”

Xiao Yu: "My master has taught me since I was a child. As a person, you must have a bottom line. As a warrior, you must have a party... and a martial spirit. As the saying goes, a knight-errant violates taboos with martial arts, and a scholar disrupts the law with Confucianism. A warrior with a 'sharp weapon', but with an evil mind, will bring disaster to the world! If the moves are crooked, they can still be corrected. But if the person is crooked, then he is completely crooked."

Dafei: “…”

Chen Banxian: "...Yes, that's what I said. I have always educated him this way."

Xiao Guanguan: “…”

Chen Banxian: "And set an example."

Xiao Guanguan: “…”

"..."

"..."

"it is good!"

"6!"

"That makes so much sense."

"Yes."

"Zinima, refund the money!"

After a brief silence, the bloggers in the museum finally found an opportunity to vent their dissatisfaction.

Taking advantage of the situation, there was thunderous applause and cheers.

"You're not even as good as a liar."

"Don't worry about whether he can fight or not. As for being a good person, Xiao Yu has nothing to say."

"Isn't this obviously a show of respect? It won't be too embarrassing if you get beaten up later."

"Flying Donkey! Watch out for the arrow!"

"Whoosh-"

Another can was thrown out from the crowd outside the iron railings, drawing a parabola and hitting Dafei's head accurately.

Dafei: “…”

Dafei seemed to understand.

Didn’t I hit Xiao Yu crookedly before?

But that person was staring at him and hitting him...

Suppressing the boiling anger in his chest, Da Fei stared at Xiao Yu: "You said it well. How can people from this street get in?"

"Don't make excuses. No one is stupid. Your starting point is to make money from ticket sales." Xiao Yu waved his hand: "I wanted to say it just now. Since no one can get in, can't we move out? Fight outside."

"Move out?!"

"Yes." Xiao Yuhuan pointed to the crowded parking lot ahead and shouted to the crowd, "I'll set up a stage here later. Is it okay for everyone to make room for us?"

"no problem!"

"Too skinny, fuck it."

"it is good!"

"Good job! I'll be your fan if you get fucked to death."

"Support! Awesome! There is hope!"

Amid the noise, Xiao Yu turned around and looked at Da Fei: "Did you hear that? It's the voice of the people. Let's raise the stage so that everyone can see... You look so ugly? Did you eat shit secretly?"

"…The arena is fixed. How can we move it?"

"I think you can do it. If you can't move it, you can at least build it."

"You... you..." Da Fei held back a curse word and lowered his voice: "Can you please stop looking for trouble? Do you know how I applied for this boxing match? It's so popular! There are so many people! The Federal Police Department has to send people to maintain law and order. Doesn't the whole reporting cost anything?"

"You're fooling a fool. With so many tourists coming, even a dog with arms tied to it can be reported. What? Is there anyone who wants to share the spoils with you?"

"...Okay. Very good." Slowly raising a thumb, Zhao Gao looked sinister, "You are amazing. You are noble."

"Thank you." Xiao Yu seemed a little embarrassed.

"I'll tell you. The ring is fixed and can't be moved. It costs money to build, and I can't do it. If you don't want to fight in it, find a place to fight on your own."

"Is that so..." Xiao Yu scratched his chin and looked around the room: "Where's Liu Honggang? Is he here? How about we go directly to your Changcheng to challenge him?"

Da Fei immediately turned around and called the staff: "Hey! Ask a few guys to move the ring out. Make it higher."

……

Under the command of Dafei.

The boxing gym began the vigorous process of refunding tickets and moving the ring.

Chen Banxian finally had the chance to pull Xiao Yu over and started to bombard him with questions: "What on earth is going on? Tell me the whole story from beginning to end! You didn't go to class, but you played the role of a martial arts master? And what about that helicopter? Who have you been in contact with these days? Why is there such a big fuss online?"

"This is a bit confusing." Xiao Yu sighed: "I'll tell you when I get home."

"What's the difference between being here and going home? There's no one around. I locked all the doors."

Squatting in the boxing gym's toilet, Chen Banxian said to Xiao Yu who was squatting in the toilet next to him.

"..."

"...or you can wait until I go on stage. Then you will understand everything."

"I'm afraid you'll die on the stage!"

"Not really. Now we are in a federal society ruled by law. We can only fight with our brains without shedding blood."

Holding the toilet paper tightly, Xiao Yu secretly exerted force while turning his head to suggest: "How about... you wait for me to finish pooping? I ate too much fish and meat last night. After I finish pooping, I might as well show you my confidence here... (Pfft~)... what it is. Then after the kick, I will explain the whole process to you in detail."

"..."

With a cold face, Chen Banxian stood up, pulled up his pants, and put down his Hanfu: "Then you pull it off carefully. I'll wait for you outside the door."

After saying this, he pushed the door open and left without looking back.

Before leaving, I also took a roll of toilet paper.

"call……"

Xiao Yu breathed a sigh of relief.

Focus your whole energy on doing big things.

"…Does this superman also get constipated?"

……

(End of this chapter)

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