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Chapter 32: A Real Internet Hits

Walked out of the hotel gate.

Outside the door, Zhao Xiansheng and two assistants stood at the front of a luxurious motorcade, and they had obviously been waiting for a long time.

Seeing Xiao Yu coming out, Zhao Xiansheng was alerted, and hurried forward, bowing respectfully: "Master."

"When you go out, you must say your position." Xiao Yu stopped and frowned slightly.

"...Yes, Master." Zhao Xiansheng lowered his head.

"Are all the officers here?" Xiao Yu asked, walking in front of Zhao Xiansheng and his assistants, "Is there anyone who is missing?"

"They're all here. They're all waiting in Mr. Wu's club." Zhao Xiansheng followed closely.

"Tsk tsk. I knew you had connections." When Xiao Yu arrived at the convoy, he looked around and asked, "Which one should I take?"

"This one." Zhao Xiansheng immediately stepped forward and opened the door of the second commercial vehicle: "Master, please."

Stepping forward and getting into the car, Xiao Yu touched the leather airline seat under his buttocks: "You rich people really know how to enjoy life, huh?"

He also got into the car, pressed the button, and closed the door. Zhao Xiansheng took out a crystal bottle of iced Sprite from the car refrigerator and filled a glass for Xiao Yu: "Master, why didn't you stay in Mr. Wu's club last night? The environment there is very good."

Can Xiao Yu say that he was only thinking about showing off and playing "Flash" at that time and forgot about it?

Of course not.

So he could only wave his hand nonchalantly: "Practice requires one to be a hermit in the city. Excessive extravagance will pollute my state of mind."

"Is that so?" Zhao Xiansheng pushed his gold-rimmed glasses and said, "Disciple understands..."

After a smooth ride.

Soon, the convoy arrived at a quiet villa area along a forest road.

Stopped in the manor of Lady Wu’s private club.

"squeak--"

Without waiting for the driver to open the door respectfully, Xiao Yu took the lead and got out of the car in a very arrogant manner.

"Master!" Lady Wu, wearing an elegant cheongsam, swayed her body, naturally, intimately and a little coquettishly, and took Xiao Yu's hand: "You are finally here, I missed you so much, Master."

"Junior sister." Zhao Xiansheng followed behind Xiao Yu and adjusted the frame of his glasses: "When working, you should address me as Master."

"It's okay." Xiao Yu waved his hand: "She doesn't need it."

Zhao Xiansheng: “…”

"Xiao Wu, have you dealt with yesterday's death?" Xiao Yu was still walking ahead of everyone.

"Master, don't worry." Lady Wu winked, "I won't let you worry about these little things in the future."

"Okay." Xiao Yu nodded: "Where are those federal officials? Take me there."

"This way, this way! Master, you are heading towards the foot bathing center... Master? Master?! There is a foot bathing center in front, Master..."

……

at the same time.

When Xiao Yu made many "superiors" feel the shock and fear of "traditional martial arts" in Wu Meiren's private club, all netizens on the Dongda Internet also felt the shock and fear...

P station:
[This is such a stupid platform, is there a bug again? This damn Master Xiao Yu has been defeated for the fifteenth time.]

[There’s no need to be so angry…]

[Who is he? How did he appear in my follow list? ]

[How could I, a 2D person, come across such filthy stuff? ]

【…】

Jubo:

[Oh my god! The entire internet has been conquered by a clown! ]

[My Master Xiao Yu...is awesome?! ]

[This guy’s total number of fans on the Internet is almost reaching 200 million. ]

[I don’t understand, but I’m deeply shocked…]

【…】

Dance music:

[Girl! I want to see a girl! ]

[I give up. Every video is Xiao Yu! Xiao Yu! Xiao Yu! Damn it, has this Xiao Yu been raped by the boss of the dance club's wife?]

[There is a conspiracy here...]

[Who is this person? Why is he so popular all of a sudden? ]

[It’s obvious that the platform is creating gods. It’s amazing. It can make anyone famous as it wants.]

[These platforms are doing this kind of inexplicable thing, isn't it a serious occupation of public resources? The federal government doesn't care? ]

[Wow! The master is so handsome! Is he a new idol?] [Behind every seemingly outrageous event, there is an impeccable reason.]

[This Xiao Yu is also very popular in foreign countries. It’s scary...]

[My dog ​​knows him. (Dog head)]

【…】

Slow Hands:

[Which platform can be as miserable as us? "Must search for videos related to 'Master Xiao Yu' ten times on the same day"? Is this something a human would do? 】

[This is outrageous…]

【Strange.】

[Is this traditional martial arts scammer a traitor? Why is he so harshly praised and killed by major platforms? 】

[I've been browsing for an hour, but I haven't found a beautiful girl. Damn it, it's too late, let's just look at Xiao Yu...]

【Calm down, bro! 】

[It should be said that Xiao Yu is quite handsome after watching him for a long time. ]

[His account already has 50 million followers…]

[Isn't this some kind of large-scale social experiment? ]

[I'm overthinking. It's Wang Feng's concert. ]

【…】

Watch video network:

[What? I'm watching a movie, and this beast's news advertisement is inserted in the middle? ]

[Even up to this point, this master of deception is still the most popular internet celebrity in the history of the Federation...]

[Fuck! Is this never going to end? ]

[Brothers, the latest complaint tutorial is out, click the link ************ and report him! ]

【I turned on the TV after a long time. 】

[Even the TV was buzzing, many local news stations reported on this incident.]

[My Tamagotchi is so popular (happy face)...]

[I’m a little scared, brothers…]

【 Damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it! 】

[It’s so popular now, but the videos and comments about Xiao Yu’s products seem to be gone? ]

【…】

The unprecedented and overwhelming traffic has stunned all bloggers, self-media, and media-related personnel.

This incident clearly does not conform to realistic logic.

It exudes weirdness from the inside out.

Especially referring to what Xiao Yu said in the video he posted on his various accounts yesterday - [Finally, I would like to kindly remind all news media, personal public accounts, marketing accounts, and all the messy bloggers and Up masters on the entire network... Including all platforms including Tiao Le, Man Shou, Ju Bo, and P Station, they will tilt the largest amount of traffic in history. ]

【Enough for you to eat for a year.】

【…】

How can this last a year?
Today's bizarre "all-platform outburst" alone is enough to become the most important black swan event in federal Internet history.

Its far-reaching impact will not fade away in ten years...

Followed by.

Local citizens in Los Angeles found that their city quickly became "crowded" starting at noon.

The train station, airport, passenger station...they're all packed.

Every street and alley is packed with cars with license plates from all over the country.

Every hotel is fully booked.

Especially at the entrance of Dafei Fighting Gym, there were "huge crowds of people", "crowded", "people coming and going", "people stumbling", "people in panic", "hell on earth..."

And most of them, when arriving at the scene, would shout into the camera of their mobile phones: "We are in Los Angeles, my family!"

As for the anchor Dafei, he perfectly grasped this wave of wealth and directly replaced three eye-catching LED plaques.

First couplet: [Swindler Xiao Yu VS Anti-counterfeiting Da Fei]

Second line: [Traditional martial arts VS modern fighting]

Banner: [Countdown: "9" hours]

……

(End of this chapter)