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Chapter 22 Transformation
When Xiao Yu came out of the Federal Police Station, it was already the morning of the next day.

Still wearing the same ancient white robe, he walked out of the police station building, hailed a passing taxi, and sat in the back seat: "Master, let's go to the high-speed rail station."

The driver turned around and was obviously stunned when he saw Xiao Yu, but he didn't say much: "Is this the high-speed rail station?"

"Correct."

"Okay." The driver put down his watch.

Xiao Yu rolled down the car window and waved to Chief Shu and Chief Inspector Cai who were still "looking forward" and "reluctant to leave" in the distance, indicating that they could go back.

The other party immediately waved back.

But he still waited there "respectfully".

"squeak--"

Xiao Yu ignored him and rolled up the car window, leaning back in his seat: "Master, please hurry up, I'm in a hurry."

The driver glanced at Xiao Yu through the rearview mirror.

"Oh, by the way, Master, can you help me turn on a hotspot?"

“There are no hot spots.”

"My phone is out of service and I have no internet connection. I may not be able to pay for a while."

"..." The driver thought for a while, then finally picked up his phone and clicked on the hotspot sharing: "Password 12345678."

"thank you."

"Need not."

Xiao Yu took out his mobile phone and connected to the Internet. He immediately turned on Tiaole to check the growth of his fans that night.

Then I found out his number was gone.

There was only one notification message left in the system, telling him that he had violated some "community rules" and his account had been permanently banned.

"day."

He quickly opened P station and Jubo.

Fortunately, these two are not blocked.

And the number of fans has increased significantly.

Number of P station fans: 122 million.

Number of JuBo fans: 194 million.

'According to this growth rate, if Tiao Le had not been blocked, the number of fans on Tiao Le would be at least over 3 million.'

Thinking about it, he casually clicked into the private message area of ​​​​Porn Station and quickly scrolled through hundreds of messages from top to bottom.

Ninety percent of the news is about [burning incense].

The rest were random things like [I miss the first day with Master Xiao], [Did you mess up?], [Just when I had some fun, you were gone], [Waiting for you], [Is the sewing machine easy to operate], [This number is dangerous], etc.

No useful information.

Exit P station and come to Jubo.

There are many key points here.

First is the 24-hour list.

Through several hot searches such as "Confirmed! Xiao Yu was arrested!", "When will the traditional martial arts farce end?", "'Master' Xiao Yu's identity was exposed", "Xiangni City TV station's exclusive interview with Xiao Yu", Xiao Yu roughly understood the progress of the incident involving him last night.

To sum it up in four simple words: it’s completely popular.

Countless public accounts, big Vs, news media... are all gobbling up this traffic cake.

The second is the live footage at the Music Square last night.

It has been sliced ​​and edited in various ways on the Internet.

Especially the part where he had a quarrel with the federal police, and the part where he was kicked into the police car in the end, all kinds of ghost videos, dubbing videos, and funny videos came out.

Xiao Yu: “…”

Xiao Yu subconsciously clicked on a dubbing video.

[I just lost my phone, is that okay?] (Xiao Yu stands on top of the lamp, holding a microphone and shouting to the sheriff.)
【What happened next? 】 (The sheriff stands on the roof of the car and responds with a megaphone.)
[I asked the beautiful lady who found my phone to book a room, and I went to her place to get the phone. There's nothing wrong with that, right?] (Xiao Yu shouted while holding the microphone.)
【What happened next? 】 (The sheriff responded with a megaphone.)
[I ran over there and was sweaty all over. I took a shower right after I got there. Is there anything wrong with me?] (Xiao Yu yelled.)
【What happened next? 】 (The sheriff responded.)
[To thank the beautiful woman, I transferred 800 yuan to her. So what law did I break? ] (Xiao Yu yelled.)
[Fuck you, get in!] (The scene cuts to the sheriff kicking Xiao Yu into the police car.)
Xiao Yu: “…”

Video comment section, thousands of comments.

【Hahahahahaha! 】

【Blogger talent! 】

【Hahahahaha...】

[Laughing to death…]

[I was there the whole time. I was a citizen down there. It was so exciting! (dog head)]

【I was there throughout the whole process. I was the light.】

[I was there the whole time. I was the tire of the police car.]

【The more Tao and his dog are matched, the better they are. 】

【@Milky red powder head】

[There is already an anchor on Tiaole who imitates Master Xiao. 】

[Hahaha, this idiot is so interesting...] Xiao Yu: “..."

"What kind of monsters are these..."

He exited the blog meaninglessly, put down his phone, and spent more than ten minutes in deep thought as the taxi rocked along.

Then, he suddenly spread out the ten fingers of both hands and observed the palms.

In one night, he felt that he had changed.

It's not just the physical fitness that has been strengthened again.

What is more important is the change in mentality...

A super lucky person who won a trillion-dollar lottery must know that he is extremely rich.

I also know that one trillion in cash can do a lot of things. It can even change the situation of a region or even the entire federation.

But knowing is knowing.

Clear is clear.

Long-standing habitual thinking is difficult to change.

Only when that super lucky person truly "squanders", "uses" and "mobilizes" this trillion, will he deeply understand the terrifying power contained in it...

Xiao Yu is naturally the super lucky guy.

A lot of things happened in the police station last night.

One of the things was that he tested the damage caused by the gun to himself in front of the summer chief and Chief Inspector Cai.

The result is... no harm.

7.62 mm caliber.

Continuously pulling the trigger on the belly only left a series of shallow white marks.

Including Xiao Yu, the worldview, cognitive view, and physical view of the three people present were all overturned.

There is no need to say more about the subsequent developments.

No "mortal" can resist the authority of "God".

It also made him understand more clearly what power means, which is the people's hearts.

Before, he had indeed greatly underestimated the impact of the "super-realistic power" on the thinking level of ordinary humans...

"I have always felt that I have been too bold these days. In the end, I was too cautious."

Silent.

Xiao Yu's eyes flickered.

As doomsday approaches, every early morning may be a life-or-death struggle for all mankind.

In order to become famous faster and complete the task of ruling the world faster, he needs to be more "extreme".

"..."

Take a deep breath and clear your mind of random thoughts.

Xiao Yu lowered his head and opened his phone again.

'How's things going at home?'

'They must have been cyberbullied, too.'

Since he was always in flight mode, any text messages or phone calls were unavailable. The family could only contact him through chat apps.

Therefore, as soon as I entered WeChat, I saw a "massive" amount of messages sent by Chen Banxian, Xiao Guanguan and Xiao Yaya.

Chen Banxian, 177 items.

Xiao Guanguan, 31 items.

Xiao Yaya, 6 items.

Without hesitation, Xiao Yu clicked on Chen Banxian's profile picture first.

【·）｝60'________"】

【·）｝57'_______」】

【·）｝60'________"】

【·）｝36'_____」】

【·）｝60'________"】

【·）｝60'________"】

【·）｝60'________"】

【·）｝42'______」】

【·）｝60'________"】

【…】

He quit again.

……

(End of this chapter)