My chat group is full of female losers
Chapter 216 Zi Yan's Plan
Chapter 216 Zi Yan's Plan
Although Chu Lu said that he would not give in to Zi Yan, considering the apparent gap in strength between the two sides and Zi Yan's apparent poor condition, if he really did not give in, Zi Yan would not be able to keep up. Therefore, Chu Lu finally found a place to buy a flying boat for transportation.
On the flying boat, Zi Yan had already changed into the clothes Chu Lu gave her.
She originally wanted to have more contact with Chu Lu and get closer to him, but Chu Lu had no intention of paying attention to her and his attitude was very cold.
Zi Yan gave up, sneered in his heart, hid in the corner, opened the chat group, and explained the situation to his subordinates.
Zi Yan narrowed her eyes, quickly inputting thoughts on the screen, and smiled calmly in her heart: "I figured it out. Kui Huo met the owner of the chat group. This owner disguised himself as the tiger in her story line, attacked Kui Huo when she was not prepared, and sealed her with the soul-stealing bottle, so she couldn't contact us."
As soon as these words were spoken, the group was shocked.
Mo Nian's eyes suddenly widened, his face filled with shock as he asked, "What!? The legendary chat group leader?! We actually ran into him?"
Shen Miaomiao's face turned pale, and she couldn't help but said in fear and worry: "It was the group leader? Wait, that... Wei Jin was not killed by him too? So, so scary."
Mo Nian looked anxious. She quickly sent a message: "Team Leader, what should we do next? This guy actually knew how to disguise his identity and attack Kui Huo, and he succeeded! It's terrible. Who knows where he is hiding now? Who has he transformed into?"
Shen Miaomiao was even more panicked: "Team leader, report to the organization immediately! Let others handle it, let's escape first."
Zi Yan looked relaxed and replied calmly, "Why are you panicking? You don't need to worry. I have already found his location and even pretended to be an innocent female cultivator who was caught escaping from marriage and successfully got close to him."
When the two heard this, they immediately let out a series of exclamation marks.
Mo Nian said in surprise: "Wow! The team leader is worthy of being the team leader! He is so amazing! It has only been a short time, and he has accomplished so many things."
Shen Miaomiao also quickly flattered him, saying, "The team leader is very smart and has superb acting skills. He fooled the group leader!"
Zi Yan enjoyed the feeling of being admired for a while, and then she got down to business.
"This is a rare opportunity." Her eyes flickered with excitement. "There is no need to explain how important the chat group owner is to the organization. Although reporting the intelligence directly is also a great achievement, but..."
Zi Yan was filled with greed when she said this. She almost tried her best to hold back a smile. "If we can catch him independently and get this great credit, then it is not impossible for us to rise to high positions in the future and be promoted to department head directly!"
At this moment, the expressions of Mo Nian and Shen Miaomiao, who were also in front of the chat group interface, gradually changed.
After a brief moment of daze, Mo Nian revealed a smile that was so excited that it was a little ferocious.
Mo Nian: "Okay! Okay! The leader is right! I support you!"
Shen Miaomiao was not so excited. She frowned and looked hesitant. She said slowly: "It would be best if we could catch him. But... can we do it? What if something goes wrong..."
When Mo Nian saw this message, he sneered and replied, "You are just a heroine in a sadistic novel. Who gave you the courage to question our heroine? Has your brain been damaged by being abused by men?"
Shen Miaomiao didn't dare to reply anymore.
At this time, Zi Yan also criticized in a rather arrogant manner: "That's right, you just need to listen carefully. Listen more, learn more, and talk less nonsense. Maybe one day you can learn a little bit of our ability. As for the method of catching the group leader, of course there is one. And it is very simple."
She continued, "Have you all forgotten the props the organization distributed a few days ago? Aren't those specifically used for this moment?"
"Ah! Yes!"
The two of them suddenly realized.
In addition to the ring that could confirm the identity of the chat group leader, the props distributed by the organization at the time also included another item.
That was a box of talismans.
This box of talismans can set up a forced teleportation trap. As long as the group leader steps into it, he will be teleported to Zhang Lan in an instant, leaving him with nowhere to escape.
Mo Nian said excitedly: "With this talisman, we just need to lure him into the trap and we'll be done!"
Shen Miaomiao hesitated, and said "but", and then did not dare to continue. Zi Yan sneered in his heart and said: "Shen Miaomiao, you want to ask us how to lead him into the trap, right?"
Shen Miaomiao gritted her teeth and said, "Yes... After all, the group leader seems to be very scheming and acts very carefully. It's not that easy for him to fall into the trap, right?"
Zi Yan said proudly: "Don't worry, it's that easy. Don't be fooled by his seemingly powerful appearance, but he is a character from the male channel after all. In the final analysis, he is no different from other male channel characters, all of them are trash. I can easily deal with him as long as I use a little trick and go with the flow."
Mo Nian did not miss any opportunity to flatter someone, and immediately said, "Team leader, great!"
Shen Miaomiao murmured softly: "Really..."
Seeing this, Zi Yan said again: "Shen Miaomiao, what do you think the purpose of this chat group owner is?"
"Ah?" Shen Miaomiao was stunned for a moment, then thought for a moment and replied: "He is the chat group leader, and he has a deep hatred for our organization. He has also killed several of our colleagues in succession. He probably wants to kill us subordinates one by one and bring down the organization."
Zi Yan shook his head in his heart and analyzed patiently: "What you said makes some sense. But if that's the case, why didn't he kill Kui Huo? Instead, he went to so much trouble to pretend to be a mountain king and spent a lot of effort to make a soul-capturing bottle to seal Kui Huo up?"
Shen Miaomiao thought for a moment and said, "A notification will be sent out when a member dies. Is he worried about alarming us?"
Zi Yan was becoming more and more speechless, and her tone became more sarcastic: "Tsk tsk tsk, you female protagonists in sadomasochistic novels just like mythical men. He is a male character, how could he have such a brain? He is not worried about alarming us, he just wants to start a harem!"
Shen Miaomiao: "Ah?"
Zi Yan continued, "Aren't all these stinky male protagonists in male channels like this? They especially like to conquer beautiful enemies and build a harem. The stronger the opponent and the more indifferent their attitude is, the more excited he is, saying that this can arouse his desire to conquer. How can he be willing to kill and be done with it? As for the murder of Wei Jin and Sha Pei, it was naturally because the heroines were upright and refused to yield, so he had no choice but to take action. Later, he kept thinking and discovered the treasure of the Soul Capture Bottle, and then he came up with the idea of sealing Kui Huo up and slowly torturing her in the future to make her yield!"
Shen Miaomiao: "This, this..."
Seeing that Shen Miaomiao still refused to admit it, Zi Yan said with some pride: "Guess how I deceived the group leader and successfully got close to him?"
Shen Miaomiao asked cautiously: "How did you do it?"
Zi Yan showed a barely perceptible contempt on her face and said, "I just seduced him a little bit. I deliberately made my face tearful, my clothes torn, and my body exposed to the sun, and asked him for help. At first, he pretended to be a master who had cut off all emotions and desires, and ignored me. But when I pretended to be pitiful and cried a few times, he immediately couldn't sit still and ran to me."
She continued to sneer, "After the pursuers I arranged arrived, he deliberately didn't take action, saying something like 'Get lost if you don't want to die.' Haha. His intention to show off in front of me was too obvious. These male protagonists are all the same-minded, just like a dog that can't change its eating habits. When they see a woman, they want to show off. Not to mention the smug and arrogant look he showed afterwards."
"He has a sullen face and is so arrogant. He only saved my life, but it seems like he has done a great deed and I must be grateful to him. His self-righteous attitude is really disgusting."
"It would be fine if he could really pretend from beginning to end, but unfortunately he couldn't even pretend completely." Zi Yan's tone was sour as if he was posting on Xiaohongshu. "Once the pursuers left, his face was still tense and his eyes couldn't be controlled. He kept circling around on me, thinking I didn't see him. Later he deliberately gave me some very thin spare clothes and wanted me to change in front of him, bah!"
"Seeing that I was reluctant, he suddenly became unhappy. These male protagonists are particularly disgusting. They think that as long as they save someone's life, the other person will fall in love with him wholeheartedly and be willing to be his maid. If they don't do this, they are just bitches." Zi Yan's face was full of sarcasm, "So he deliberately scared me, saying that they would not give up, and that he would not let me stay with him. He must scare me into submission, and then he will reluctantly agree to give me a ride. Isn't this PUA? Ha, men, rubbish!"
Shen Miaomiao remained silent.
Mo Nian supported: "Male channels are like this, vulgar and disgusting, just like a cesspool that has been used for a long time and stinks!"
Zi Yan said with a bit of complacency: "Do you understand now? I'm not talking nonsense. I saw it with my own eyes."
Shen Miaomiao could only nod and admit: "Yes, Team Leader, I understand."
Zi Yan said with a determined tone: "So it will be easy for us to deal with him, right? He came all the way to the underworld just because you two are here. When he runs to find Mo Nian, as long as you sacrifice a little bit of your looks and make him bewildered, then won't it be easy to lure him into the trap?"
Mo Nian said confidently: "Don't worry, team leader. Although I don't do this often, it doesn't mean I'm not good at it. Anyway, these men are all like unneutered Teddy bears, their heads are full of these things!"
Zi Yan affirmed: "That's right!"
As the atmosphere in the chat room became more and more heated, they became more and more excited about their plans and future prospects.
Qin Su floated out of Chu Lu's body like a female ghost. She looked at Zi Yan, who was squatting in the corner and seemed to be normal, and suddenly frowned.
(End of this chapter)
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