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Chapter 164 Against the Heavens
At this moment, in the misty heaven.

In the luxurious Shangqing Palace, Wei Jin was sitting on a soft couch, and there was a handsome man with a feminine appearance, entwined around her like a snake.

At the same time, a little child was walking out dejectedly.

Wei Jin sighed and said with emotion: "What a stupid son, why not have another one."

The handsome man was called Gu Junshan. He stared at Wei Jin infatuatedly. The snow-green color in the corners of his eyes was extremely strong and was wetted by a mist. He bit his lip and said hoarsely, "Then let your disciple give birth to a child for you. The kind that Master likes, soft and easy to bully, for Master to hold and play with."

Wei Jin's eyes were full of charm, but she slapped Gu Junshan hard and said, "You are worthy?"

Gu Junshan's charming face flushed instantly, but he was not angry at all. He knelt down in front of Wei Jin humbly, kowtowed hard, making a sound like ringing a bell, and flattered in an extremely humble tone: "I was trained by you, Master, so of course I am a good match, the most suitable."

When Wei Jin heard him say that, she suddenly laughed, a very wild laugh, with her waist shaking and her whole body trembling.

After a while, her laughter gradually subsided. She looked at Gu Junshan, a strand of black hair biting her lips, extremely bright, extremely red, extremely ghostly. She said with interest: "Really? I want to break your vow, are you really willing?"

Gu Junshan kowtowed again and again and said enthusiastically: "Yes, I am willing! Master, please play with me as much as you want."

"Oh? How do we play with it?"

Gu Junshan's face was full of passion: "Touch it as much as you want, break it."

Wei Jin stretched out her hand and lifted his chin, smiling sweetly, and said, "Jun Shan, why are you so mean?"

Gu Junshan seemed unable to restrain himself, rubbing Wei Jin's hand and saying, "I am just such a cheapskate."

"You are a man."

"Men are such cheapskates!"

The smile on Wei Jin's face became even more intense, as if he had heard the answer he wanted and was satisfied.

So she withdrew her hand and said, "You can go now."

"What?" Gu Junshan was stunned, looking surprised.

"I said you can leave." Wei Jin's face suddenly became extremely cold, "Don't you understand what I'm saying?"

Gu Junshan's expression changed again, but in the end he didn't dare to disobey Wei Jin. He could only slowly stand up, bow and say goodbye, and then leave with a disappointed look on his face.

Wei Jin was the only one left in Shangqing Palace at this moment.

She unconsciously fiddled with the cicada-wing fan in her hand, thinking: I have almost finished playing this role. Although there is still a little tail left, forget it, it won't have much impact anyway. Besides, the plot of the next character, the Buddhist child, will begin in three days, so I have to give myself some time to rest.

Although Qin Su knew that Zhang Lan and the others would send multiple people to speed up the corruption process when facing a larger-scale novel world, she was an outsider after all, so she didn't know that in order to further speed up the progress, each female character would often start multiple plots at the same time.

When Wei Jin first came to the world, she was not a mortal woman who killed her husband to prove her truth, but she traveled through time and space to become a supporting female cultivator who was imprisoned and sealed.

The situation was very bad, but she did not panic.

Because in her novel world, there is also such a plot. As the wife of the Emperor of Heaven, she was ambushed and sealed in the underground Dragon Abyss.

Her story is much worse than the current situation.

In her story, the person who sealed her was the Demon Lord, and the person in front of her was just the villain, the evil cultivator Gu Junshan.

At the same time, in her story, she was sealed by a magic weapon through her scapula. That is the scapula! Do you understand its value? What a brilliant method, worthy of the Demon Lord!

In comparison, the current plot, although it has some magic settings, is just some crap made up by illiterate people.

He can easily overcome more difficult situations, let alone this simple version from the male channel.

At that time, Wei Jin recalled how he made the breakthrough.

In her story, in addition to the scapula, there is also a group of dragons guarding her. Then this group of dragons will hold unrestrained meetings every now and then and spit out ambergris.

It is a very powerful natural medicine. Once you take it, no matter whether you are a mortal or a demon king, even if you can live forever and destroy the three realms and six paths with a wave of your hand, if you don't enjoy yourself in time, you will die immediately.

When Wei Jin recalls it now, she is amazed at how ingenious the setting is. Only a female writer could come up with this!

In her story, she secretly put a piece of ambergris in her mouth, and when the Demon Lord came to torture her, she would first use a few words to make him confused, and then when he was not prepared, she would kiss him forcefully and put the ambergris into his mouth.

Although the demon king was cold and sinister, she was charming and could easily seduce him! Although the demon king was extremely powerful and she had her scapula pierced, her sneak attack was fast and fierce, so she could successfully kiss him. Although the demon king could destroy millions of lives with a wave of his hand, the ambergris melted in his mouth, so he couldn't spit it out.

Oh, by the way, she also hid her inner elixir inside the ambergris and sent it in together. With such a clever trick, even if he was the Demon Lord, he would not be able to detect it!
After that, she only needed to control her inner elixir to break out of her body and severely injure the Demon King.

Although he is the Demon Lord, his physique is naturally extremely strong and his magic power is extremely profound, but the inner elixir belongs to Wei Jin, so of course he can't cut off the connection. There is a hole in his chest, which is a serious injury, so of course he has no power to fight back!
Desperate! Counterattack! Kill!

What a wonderful operation!

When Wei Jin thinks about it now, he still feels that he is really amazing.

She thought there was no reason not to use such a profound plan again.

What's more, there happened to be suitable medicines around her.

So she used the same trick again and successfully defeated Gu Junshan.

After all, this is a scheme that even the female Demon Lord can't resist, so how could such a low-level male villain possibly see through it?

After escaping, Wei Jin took Gu Junshan away again, torturing him endlessly, humiliating him, and brainwashing him, and finally succeeded in turning him into the disgusting appearance he had just seen.

Also in her novel world, the final appearance of the Demon Lord is very female-style.

Wei Jin started the Buddha's Son storyline when two-thirds of the Demon Lord's storyline was completed.

Operating on two fronts, running between the mortal world and heaven, is quite tiring indeed.

This is also the reason why she agreed with Fozi to meet in three days. She needed some time to rest.

"But what should I do?" she thought again.

Just lying there for three days would be too boring.

Should we prepare ourselves? Recall the storyline of the Buddha and practice the methods we will use?

"Pfft." As soon as this thought came up, Wei Jin couldn't help but laugh.

She thought: It's just a male character, why take it so seriously? Anyway, I can easily conquer him. At this time, Wei Jin suddenly had an idea and planned to play with the little princess of the heaven.

In her novel world, there is a plot where the little princess in heaven goes crazy for some unknown reason and brings her pet to cause trouble.

As a result, just as it reached the gate of her palace, the pet suddenly lost control and ran away, then disappeared.

She chased after it all the way, and suddenly she smelled the aroma of meat. She immediately forgot about the spirit pet, and followed the smell with drooling.

Then she saw Wei Jin who was grilling meat. She asked Wei Jin for some barbecue, and Wei Jin gave it to her.

She ate with gusto and praised the food highly. Then she asked Wei Jin who she was and whether she had seen her pet. Wei Jin told her that what she was eating was her pet.

The little princess was so frightened that she started crying loudly.

What a great plot, the style is humorous and childlike, and the plot is tortuous and bizarre.

Who could have thought that the little princess in heaven was actually a Tan Tao?

Wei Jin immediately became interested.

——I’ve had enough of bullying men, it’s time to change my taste and bully some children. There should be little princesses here too, right?
She stood up excitedly and left Shangqing Palace.

# # # # # #
Two days later, Chu Lu.

At this moment, he and Qin Su were discussing tomorrow's meeting.

Qin Su said, "It's almost time. Let me first briefly introduce to you some of the seduction methods that Wei Jin will use, so that you can be prepared when the time comes."

"Okay." Chu Lu said, "Go ahead."

Qin Su said: "First, there will be verbal teasing and physical contact. She will probably start with a Buddhist topic, saying things like 'Why do you want to save me?' 'I am fair and kind.' 'They started it first, I just fought back.' 'Shouldn't you blame them?' and other nonsense to dispel your hostility."

"Then she will use subtle physical contact to get closer to you, all kinds of casual small touches. Then she will use some slightly radical topics to test your bottom line, for example, she will ask you to sell your body, so that she is willing to never kill again. If you are hesitant, she will smile and say that she is joking, you are not going to really agree, you are too lecherous, etc."

"Finally, she gives all kinds of hints to express her feelings. For example, she wears a pink fairy dress and looks at you lovingly every day. She makes you think she likes you."

Chu Lu nodded, keeping these in mind, and then asked: "And then?"

Qin Su: “No more.”

Chu Lu: “Ah?”

Qin Su: "After this, Fozi was completely defeated. There was another plot later where Wei Jin's enemy came to assassinate Wei Jin. Wei Jin pretended that he couldn't beat him and asked Fozi for help. Fozi immediately got angry and smashed the enemy to pieces with one punch."

Chu Lu: “…”

"Wait a minute." Chu Lu rubbed his forehead and said, "Can you tell me about the specific character of this Buddhist in Wei Jin's novel world?"

"Okay." Qin Su introduced: "In Wei Jin's novel world, this Buddhist child is the reincarnation of the Buddha. He was born in the Zen sect, and he had mastered the Mahayana Buddhism at the age of four. At the age of twenty-eight, he had reached the pinnacle of the mortal monks. He was only one step away from becoming a Buddha, and he was revered by the world."

Chu Lu: "...So such an awesome character was defeated by such a simple three-piece set?"

He couldn't help but complain: "Generally speaking, only virgins who have never been in a relationship would fall so easily, right? This love story is even more awkward than in the male channel! What on earth did he comprehend from his Buddhist enlightenment?"

Qin Su: "The female channel is like this."

Chu Lu: "No, no, no, isn't it said that women's romances are all written especially well?"

Qin Su: "Who said that?"

Chu Lu: "Um...female readers?"

Qin Su: "Isn't that right? Niche circles generally have internal resonance, public opinion fermentation, self-brainwashing, and finally throw out some incredible arguments. Female frequency itself is a niche circle. The emotional dramas in female frequency are all written very well because of the weird arguments thrown out by it."

Qin Su: “The real reality is that women’s romance dramas are generally extremely bizarre, rigid and neat like eight-legged essays, so that the plots are as jumpy and stiff as the life plans that the post-80s generation makes for their children.

There are also those who spend all their energy on labeling, trying their best to come up with combinations like the arrogant, sarcastic, possessive but cold-hearted wealthy president x the soft, cute, seemingly innocent but actually smart and cunning down-and-out young lady, but when it comes to the actual plot, they often fall in love with each other for no apparent reason and start to show their affection as soon as they meet.

Then, you have also experienced many sadistic plots, where the main character is inhumane, crazy and violent, and then as the two continue to abuse each other, they fall in love with each other inexplicably and live a happy life.

Later on, there were also cases where the partners were petted, so that the entire love story was more like petting a small animal than a love affair. In the past, it was usually women who were petted, but recently there seems to be a trend of petting men.

Besides this there is..."

"Stop, stop, stop, stop!" Chu Lu interrupted hurriedly, "These... have nothing to do with the current situation, right? I just asked casually, you don't have to explain in such detail. Even if I don't know, it won't affect our meeting tomorrow, right?"

Chu Lu was very confused, mainly because Qin Su was a little out of character. After all, she used to be very frugal with words, and she would not say anything that was not necessary.

Qin Su was silent for a while after hearing this, and then said: "You are right. I was a little anxious. I will have the opportunity to teach you these contents in the future, there is no need to put them in now. Well, let's get back to the topic."

"In short," Qin Su said, "once you are really moved and kill the assassin, the plot will reach a very troublesome stage. She will keep asking you if you are in love with her. If you don't answer, she will kill people crazily to force you to answer. If you deny, she will take you to the Love Flower Tree - a tree that will bloom when lovers stand in front of it, to confirm your true feelings."

"And once she confirms that you like her, she will force you to return to secular life, and then it will be the story I told you before."

"But on the other hand, as long as I'm not tempted, then all this will be meaningless, right?" Chu Lu said.

"Yes."

"That's no problem. If this is all she knows, then there's nothing to worry about." Chu Lu said confidently.

As he said before, only someone without any experience in love would be defeated by this method.

Anyone with a little experience can handle it easily.

If the person is a person with some power and has slept with countless beautiful women, they will be even more disdainful.

Although Chu Lu has never been in a relationship, he is considered a man of some power.

He has been struggling in World Zero for so many years, and although he has only become the third senior brother in the Qixuan Sect, don't forget that it is a world of immortals and heroes, and the difference between immortals and mortals is huge.

At that stage, he was already able to get someone to volunteer to warm his bed just by snapping his fingers.

"Just wait and see tomorrow." Chu Lu said, "There won't be any surprises."

(End of this chapter)