Extraordinary North America: Where are the magical partners?

Chapter 73 Damn Superpowers! (First Order Request!!!)

"Um"

Behind the long table, the four interviewers were ready, their eyes focused on the man standing opposite them.

Rango took out the photos of the interviewees that Teddy had prepared in advance and held them up for comparison.

"Is this photo of you?"

"it's me."

"is it?"

"Yeah, I was very thin then."

"This is not you!"

Rango threw the photo of George Clooney in his hand away, and then looked unhappily at the man in front of him who was bloated, had sparse hair, and looked like a down-and-out middle-aged white man.

"Hey, don't worry, Rango." Teddy quickly persuaded Rango who was about to get angry, and then turned to the interviewer: "We won't care about you using fake photos. Just show me your superpowers."

"superpower?"

The old white man shrugged, "I don't have any super powers, I just saw the high salary, so you know, come and try it."

"No super powers?" Dean asked with a frown.

"Well, if I must say, I suffer from both type 1 and type 2 diabetes." The white man said with some pride.

"Wow--"

Rango immediately spread his hands and looked at Teddy, exclaiming: "Both of them have diabetes, it's amazing."

"Ahem." Teddy coughed awkwardly and waved to the old white man in front of him. "Go back first, buddy. When you get type III, remember to tell us."

"OK"

This guy didn't seem depressed after being rejected. He waved politely to Rango and the others before pushing the door and leaving.

After he left, Rango immediately glared at Teddy and asked, "Is this the person with super powers you're looking for? Diabetes is considered a super power?!"

"Don't worry, the tough guys are all behind us. Next!" Teddy hurriedly explained and shouted outside the door.

Rango lit a cigarette, calmed down his emotions, and picked up the photo of the next interviewee.

A skinny looking black guy.

Soon, the door was pushed open again.

A black man wearing a red cape and a magician's tall hat strode in and bowed confidently: "Good evening, gentlemen."

Rango didn't even bother to ask his name, he just raised his hand and said, "Just show us your superpowers."

"Of course!"

The black man took out a deck of playing cards from his pocket and introduced himself while shuffling the cards: "I am the greatest magician in the world. I can use playing cards to know anything I want to know."

Rango raised his eyebrows slightly. This one sounded more like the real deal. At least he didn't say right away that he had HIV or something like that.

"OK, start your show."

The black man placed his poker in one hand, pointed at them and said, "I don't know you, and I have never seen you, but I will use magic to understand everything about you!"

After saying that, he casually pulled out a card from the deck with his other hand, pointed it at Rango and asked, "When is your birthday?"

"Number 18."

Then, the black guy showed the poker card he had drawn in front of them, with confidence on his face.

After Rango saw the cards clearly, he couldn't help but ask in confusion: "The number you drew is nine, is there any connection?"

The black man took a look at the cards and said calmly, "Nine times two equals eighteen, right?"

Rango was silent, and turned his gaze to Teddy who was also bewildered. He pursed his lips tightly, organized his words, and said seriously: "It's true that you are eighteen, but you..."

"You know nothing about magic!" Seeing the cold reaction of the crowd, the magician interrupted Rango before he could finish his words. At the same time, he drew another card from the deck and pointed it at Sam, "When is your birthday?"

"Uh, number 30." Sam was stunned and answered mechanically.

The black man then turned over the cards in his hand and saw a "two" on it.

Sam looked confused: "What does this have to do with my birthday?"

"Fifteen times two!" the black man said with certainty.

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There was silence at the scene, and the cigarette butt in Rango's hand fell to the ground in shock.

He pointed at the guy and wanted to scold him but stopped himself and said, "You...get out of here! This is not magic, this is f*cking multiplication and division!"

"If you don't disbelieve me, I can show you again. Today is the twelfth, right?"

As he spoke, the black man pulled out another card, took a look at the number four on the back of the card, and insisted, "Timed by three, it's exactly today's date." "Sangaofu bitch—get out!"

"I have other magic"

"You're not leaving, are you?"

Teddy saw that Rango was already wearing brass knuckles, and quickly waved at the black guy, signaling him to get out quickly.

"These guys dare to come and get a daily salary of 10,000!" Rango slammed the table angrily and shouted, "Next!"

"My family is very poor. I have been wandering the streets since I was a child, fighting with stray dogs for food. My mother taught me that children from poor families should grow up early, and I..."

"Get out!"

"I can make two cats fight. Think about it. When you are fighting a demon, I can use two fighting kittens to distract the enemy.
"Get out!"

"I can make any creature orgasm with my fingers."

"Get out!"

"I can read minds, though I'm not very good at it yet."

"Great man! You're the one we need!"

"Thank you, but I have to state in advance that, as I said just now, I am not very proficient yet, so I can only read my own mind at the moment."

"Get out!"

"I can control the elements!"

"Good fellow! Take your seat!"

“Surprise!”

"Fuck him! Beat him up before letting him go!"

Half an hour later.

Rango and his companions, who were both physically and mentally devastated, slumped in their chairs, their eyes full of helplessness and exhaustion.

"OK, my question."

Teddy really couldn't pass the buck this time. He said speechlessly, "I really didn't expect there to be so many weirdos in New York. There are probably a dozen or so people waiting behind. Do you want to continue?"

Rango sighed softly, and then seemed to squeeze out a few words from between his teeth: "Go ahead, just treat it as digging gold out of shit."

It’s a pity that he was shocked that there was no chaos in New York despite so many people with super powers. It would be strange if there was chaos now!

"Who's next?" Dean asked curiously.

"Seems to be an invisible man?" Rango looked through the information in his hand, and there was no expectation in his tone.

Soon, the so-called "invisible man" walked into the room, and as expected, it was another black man.

Rango's heart was calm, he just waved his hand casually: "Turn invisible for a moment and show us."

Hearing this, the black guy shook his head and said seriously: "It's not difficult for me to become invisible, but I need to do a special action before I can activate this ability - that is a backflip."

"Uh, so you have to do a backflip before you can become invisible?" Rango looked incredulous.

"That's right, but the problem is that I can't do a backflip." The black man said with regret.

"You've got me a little confused. Doesn't that mean you can't be invisible at all?"

"No, no, no, I can still become invisible. I just need to do a backflip. Never mind. I'll just show you."

After saying that, the black guy walked in front of everyone, took a deep breath, bent over, gathered his strength, and suddenly jumped backwards and somersaulted.

In an instant, accompanied by a loud bang, the other person actually disappeared!
Rango and the others widened their eyes in astonishment, and then turned to ecstasy.

"Hahaha, we finally found an expert. Come on, put away your magical powers and let's sign the contract now!"

However, all he received in response was dead silence.

Just when everyone was confused, a stream of bright red blood slowly flowed on the floor.
"he"

Rango was stunned and said, "Could it be that he fell to death on his head while doing a backflip?"

Teddy's eyes widened and he nodded with difficulty: "It seems that he really can't do a backflip."

"Fake."

Rango cursed inwardly and continued to bang the table.

“Next!!!”

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