Extraordinary North America: Where are the magical partners?

Chapter 384 "Open your mouth and I'll spit for you."

"You are riding a horse."

Rango was immediately furious when he saw Quetzalcoatl's spineless appearance.

The blue aura on the clenched fist was looming, as if it would explode at any time.

He had thought that Quetzalcoatl, as an ancient god, would at least put up a decent fight.

Even if she fought one against three and was defeated in the end, she would still be much better than she is now.

But this Quetzalcoatl didn't even have the slightest desire to fight. It simply transformed into a woman and only emitted a few lukewarm flames, as if it was just a perfunctory effort.

This made Rango feel extremely disappointed, as if he had punched cotton, with no sense of force at all.

"I'm really not an evil god. Well, of course, I may not be a good god now." Quetzalcoatl's voice was soft, with a hint of helplessness and grievance.

Her eyes were confused and she blinked her deep pupils, trying to explain her innocence.

"In ancient times, I was the god who brought light and harvest to my people and believers. Just by listening to this title, you can understand that there would be people who call an evil god the sun god, the god of light, and the god of harvest?"

The guy's tone was full of pride, as if reminding them how respected a god she once was.

After hearing this, Megan frowned slightly, as if thinking about something.

She muttered quietly, "When I was studying before, it seemed that the records about Quetzalcoatl were indeed positive."

Although her voice was small, it was particularly clear in the silent cave.

Rango and Chris looked at each other, shrugged, and a look of helplessness appeared on their faces.

They were obviously not impressed by Megan's words, but they were too lazy to spoil her mood.

Rango and Chris have a deep understanding of the titles of gods.

At the banquet of the gods, which of the titles of the gods was not noble and upright?

The Nordic god of light, the seraph of heaven, the Western god of wisdom and elephant god...what is the result?

In order to delay the dissipation of their divine power, these gods all took humans as blood food. Rango never took the title seriously.

To be honest, if that damn God hadn't moved fast enough, the first person he would have targeted would have been this old man!

He has the largest number of followers in the world, but he just runs away when his own safety is threatened?
Is this thing worthy of being called Christ?

At this moment, Quetzalcoatl became alert when he heard Megan's words.

She nodded repeatedly, sat on the ground, supported her hands behind her back, and looked up at them, as if she had found a soulmate.

Her voice became lighter, as if she had opened up and started talking incessantly about her past.

"I'm different from those gods who think about expanding outward and taking more believers every day. I don't even know how to fight."

"In ancient times, on the continent where I lived, the gods responsible for fighting the enemy were Zamargon, the god of hunting, and the god of war. I was only responsible for spreading light and breeze for the food of the believers..."

There was a hint of nostalgia in Quetzalcoatl's voice, as if he was recalling that peaceful and beautiful time.

Her speech speed became faster and faster, and she couldn't stop once she started.

That beautiful Indian face, with its rich expressions, tells one thrilling story after another.

"If there had not been a conflict with the gods of other continents, and Zamargon and his men had not unfortunately died in battle, I would not have had to personally fight back against Satan, who wanted to spread darkness in my territory."

"Damn it, the more I think about it, the angrier I get. If they hadn't sacrificed themselves, I wouldn't have fought against Satan, and I wouldn't have attracted the attention of God's pretty boy and been ambushed by him!" Quetzalcoatl's voice was filled with resentment.

Obviously, she still hasn't gotten over God's deception of her.

Rango and the other two were stunned when they heard this. Even though they were all very powerful, comparable to God Kings, they had never heard of this secret that spanned countless thousands of years!

Megan was immediately curious and asked curiously, "Little white face? Are you talking about God?"

"Yes! It's that greasy-haired bastard!" Quetzalcoatl cursed angrily, blurting out a string of ancient dialect that they could not understand.

Although they couldn't understand what was being said, Rango and his two companions, as well as the super-powered people who had managed to escape the fire, all pricked up their ears and listened with great interest.

At this moment, they didn't think about escaping. They couldn't escape anyway, so they might as well listen to God's gossip here. It would be worth it even if they died!

"That's not right, man." A superpower suddenly thought of something and asked the people around him curiously, "If we listen to God's bad words, can we still go to heaven after we die?"

"What heaven is there for me? Even if I go to hell, with such exciting topics to talk about, the devil will have to treat me to good food and wine."

"Yeah."

"It's reasonable and reasonable."

A large group of super-powered people crowded to the front, followed behind Rango and the others, and listened attentively to Quetzalcoatl's story about how he was deceived by God and how he was besieged and sealed by God and other gods.

After listening to it, Rango couldn't help but frowned.

Waterfalk?

Just because of these flimsy reasons like "snakes are not good things", "animal gods are hard to change their nature", and "if you are not sealed now, you will sooner or later bring disaster to the world", God gathered a group of people to suppress Quetzalcoatl?

Moreover, this guy pretended to be friendly at first and approached Quetzalcoatl as a friend...

Well, Rango finally understood why the squids believed in God so much.

It turns out they all have the same shameless faces.

These guys really implement the concept that the ancestral laws must not be abandoned!
"Hmph, just wait and see. Since I didn't die in the seal now, then God, that bastard, will be in trouble."

Quetzalcoatl gnashed his teeth and said, "The first thing I will do when I get out is to rush to heaven and kill all those damn winged guys. Finally, I will twist off God's head and use it as a toilet!"

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Everyone in the cave couldn't help but have strange expressions on their faces. After all, this Quetzalcoatl himself had wings and could be used as a toilet.

Such a beautiful woman can also poop, right? Such a powerful god can also excrete? "It seems you will be disappointed."

Rango deliberately said in a disappointing tone: "Let alone God, even those guys like Odin you mentioned earlier have fled the earth and hid in the depths of the universe. The threat of Ragnarok made them dare not stay on the earth for a second longer, because every second they stayed, their divine power would dissipate. These guys who have no balls don't have the courage to confront you vengeful ancient gods head-on. Oh, by the way..."

Rango patted Chris's shoulder and said with a proud smile: "That Zeus has been killed by my brother."

"Hmm? Just him?"

Hearing this, Quetzalcoatl looked at Chris with some doubt. Although this kid did show signs of controlling the power of the sky, it didn't seem to be very impressive.

However, when she saw the golden lightning weapon that suddenly appeared in Chris's hand, her face instantly turned into shock.

"This... this is the artifact that Zeus used when he besieged me!" Quetzalcoatl shouted excitedly. She clearly remembered this treasure that could control all thunder and lightning.

"Great! I didn't expect to receive good news before I even go out!" Quetzalcoatl jumped up from the ground happily, and she looked at Chris excitedly.

After thinking for a while, this guy suddenly spit out a tongue that was no different from a human tongue, but as long as an arm.

At this moment, a drop of crystal clear liquid was floating on the tip of the tongue.

"This is the harvest liquid condensed from my divine power. No matter how barren the land is, just a drop of it will turn it into the most fertile soil in the world, growing all the food in the world. I give this to you, great warrior, to repay you for helping me to avenge my death." There was a hint of solemnity in Quetzalcoatl's voice.

Chris was a little confused.

Of course, anyone would be at a loss if someone suddenly puts their tongue in front of them and tries to spit at them.

He looked at the beads formed by saliva in front of him, and couldn't help but look at the woman in front of him. Well, her age was quite good, hundreds of thousands of years old, which was quite in line with his aesthetic taste. But her appearance was too young!
It would be better if I could be a little older and have more age spots and wrinkles on my face.

What a pity
So Chris waved his hand in disdain: "You should keep it for yourself, or put it in a container and give it to me after you get out. I don't want to touch your saliva directly."

".All right."

Quetzalcoatl nodded somewhat disappointedly.

When she was about to say something after retracting her tongue, Rango on the other side suddenly asked, "Since you know that you were the sun god representing light and harvest in ancient times, why do you keep asking people from the outside world to offer blood sacrifices to you after being sealed?"

There was a hint of dissatisfaction in Rango's tone, and his eyes became sharp. "Do you know that those Indians who have the statues containing your divine power will sacrifice hundreds of ordinary people to you in the form of a battle royale almost every year? Don't say you don't know."

After he finished speaking, a blue flame burned on Rango's fist. The powerful deterrent effect was so strong that even Quetzalcoatl was frightened.

This human seems to be even stronger than the Child of Destiny?

Rango Winchester?

This person’s name was not mentioned in the prophecy!
Looking at the increasingly blazing blue flames on Rango's fist, Quetzalcoatl hesitated for a moment, and finally said frankly: "This is why I say that I am no longer a good god."

She sighed helplessly, "In the first few days after I was sealed, I felt like I was living a year in a day, and my divine power was dissipating every day. I had no choice but to ask my believers to sacrifice the souls and blood of the wicked to me in order to slow down the loss of my divine power."

"But later, although the phenomenon of divine power dissipating stopped, believers from the outside world seemed to have preserved this sacrificial tradition. Moreover, I gradually discovered that they no longer used the souls of evil people. Instead, more pure and kind souls were absorbed by me."

"I feel deeply guilty about this. Because I failed to stop them with the statue, but accepted it with a clear conscience. So, I know that I can no longer be called a good god."

Rango nodded slightly. Although he couldn't tell whether what she said was completely true, it sounded reasonable.

Moreover, through face-to-face contact, he felt that Quetzalcoatl was not as cruel as he had imagined.

But as an old Eastern saying goes: You can escape the death penalty, but you cannot escape the living crime.

Rango said in a deep voice: "Since you have realized your mistake, as compensation, you will work for us from now on. On the day when all the ancient gods are born in a month, join us in killing them all!"

"Yeah!"

Quetzalcoatl quickly nodded in agreement, and patted his chest to promise that he would do something good for mankind this time.

"Also," Rango continued, "You also need to teach me the move you just used to burn all the superpowered people into pure energy bodies."

"That? Well, it's not some amazing magical skill anyway." Quetzalcoatl nodded again disapprovingly.

At this time, seeing that the atmosphere had eased a lot, Quetzalcoatl suddenly asked seriously: "Before dealing with the ancient gods, can I go and settle accounts with God first? I have been holding back my anger for hundreds of thousands of years."

Rango replied speechlessly: "Didn't I tell you that God and Odin have slipped into the universe, how can you find them?"

"I have a solution!"

Quetzalcoatl explained proudly, "Although I lost the battle that year, my divine power has been deeply injected into their bodies through my fangs. No matter what method they use, they cannot eliminate it. I can still feel the existence of this divine power. It seems to be only billions of kilometers away from us."

".Are you serious?!"

Rango was silent for a while and then his eyes widened in surprise. This woman could actually sense the location of God!
And billions of kilometers?
It sounds like we haven’t left the solar system yet!
"Of course, I was also very strong back then. I fought one against three for many years before I was defeated and sealed. How could they not pay a price?" Quetzalcoatl said as if it was a matter of course.

Then, as if she was sensing something, she narrowed her eyes slightly.

Under the expectant gazes of everyone, dozens of seconds later, she opened her eyes again, revealing a pair of vertical pupils full of divinity.

"I just sensed it again. Yes, they are still in the same place. Not only God, but Odin is also here, and I can sense a lot of other messy divine powers."

Quetzalcoatl bit his lip and thought for a while, then nodded affirmatively: "Maybe these guys didn't flee the earth in different places, they all gathered in the same place after leaving the earth!"

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It’s not that Rango couldn’t believe it, but the woman’s words were just too unbelievable.

According to what she meant, now God, Odin, Brahma and the others are almost all on a planet in the solar system, quietly watching the changes on the earth.

Well, although it is a bit strange, given the virtues of the gods in this world, it is not impossible for them to do such a thing.

"Actually, if you don't believe it, I can teach you this method. You can try it yourself and you will know whether what I said is true or not." Quetzalcoatl suddenly suggested.

Rango perked up immediately after hearing this. He rubbed his palms together and nodded expectantly, "How do I teach you?"

"It's simple. Just open your mouth and I'll condense my saliva and pass it to you."

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(End of this chapter)