Extraordinary North America: Where are the magical partners?

Chapter 28 "Magic Friends"

In a small and unique courtyard, a group of people were sweating profusely under the scorching sun. They looked anxious and kept looking at the intersection not far away.

It was afternoon, when the sun was at its hottest, but none of them dared to enter the house, as if there was something inside that they could not avoid.

"Roar--!"

The sound like the roar of an animal kept coming from upstairs, shaking the glass.

"Gloria."

A middle-aged white woman clutched her apron tightly, her eyes full of worry. She anxiously asked the person next to her: "Lisa's condition is getting worse. Can your boyfriend really perform exorcism?"

"this."

Gloria recalled Rango's confident look at noon. After a little hesitation, she gave an affirmative answer: "Probably. He never brags."

"should?"

At this time, a man dressed as a priest, soaking wet and holding a Bible, walked out of the crowd. There was obvious dissatisfaction in his tone.
"Do you think exorcism is just a game? This is a job that requires you to face the devil directly. If you are not careful, you will be possessed by the devil and dragged into hell."

"Hey? Why are you still here?"

When Lisa's mother saw this man, her face changed suddenly and she wanted to push him out of the door angrily.

Just half an hour ago, this uninvited priest came to her house and claimed that he could perform an exorcism on her daughter, but the fee was a bit high.

The mother, who loved her daughter so much, had no time to worry about the expenses at this time and immediately took out all the family savings.

But who would have thought that when this guy entered the bedroom and saw Lisa for the first time, his legs immediately went limp with fear. Not only did he read the Bible dozens of times without any effect, he was also covered in vomit of acid.

Finally, he crawled out of the bedroom crying and wailing.

Seeing that he was unreliable, Lisa's parents immediately became alert and wanted to check his priest credentials. It turned out that this guy knew nothing about anything and was completely a fake priest who was trying to cheat people out of money.

"Hey, be gentle, I've already returned all your money, what else do you want?"

After the fake priest was driven away with curses, the Indian woman who shared the apartment with Gloria came up to her and whispered, "I remember you two went downstairs together at noon, why did you come first and your boyfriend hasn't arrived yet?"

"Forehead"

Gloria looked embarrassed. "He said this was his first time performing an exorcism in the United States, and he had to prepare a very ceremonial entrance."

".wack."

A moment later, while everyone was still waiting anxiously.

A yellow taxi came speeding from the intersection, and suddenly it braked sharply and stopped steadily at the gate of the yard, attracting everyone's attention.

The car window was half-lowered, and a hand with a cigarette butt slowly stretched out. Then the cigarette butt fell lightly to the ground, and the car door opened with a bang.

A man in a neat black suit and a white shirt stepped out of the car calmly.

After taking a glance at everyone, Rango slowly took out a cigarette box from his pocket, took a bite of a cigarette and lit it, exhaled a circle of light blue smoke, and slowly said: "Lead the way."

Everyone in the courtyard looked at each other in bewilderment, and for a moment they couldn't figure out what this guy in front of them, who was showing off as soon as he got out of the car, was doing.

Even Gloria shrank back in embarrassment. No wonder she came so late. It turned out that she had even gone out to buy a suit.
"Gloria?" Rango looked at her in confusion.

"Um, upstairs," Gloria pointed and explained his identity to Lisa's parents and neighbors.

Facing everyone's questioning looks and whispers, Rango just smiled calmly and walked straight into the house.

But at this moment, the fraudulent priest who had been driven out before sneaked back from somewhere.

He stood in front of the door, and after looking Rango up and down, his eyes were full of scrutiny and suspicion: "Have you read the Bible?" Rango shook his head.

"Do you believe in God?" he continued to ask.

Rango hesitated for a moment and nodded.

“Where is Jesus?”

"Oh, I don't believe that."

"Walter?" The priest was astonished. "You believe in God but not Jesus?"

Rango shrugged and chuckled, "Man, I don't believe that the Son of God could be killed by three nails. I know a guy who was shot with nine bullets and is still alive and kicking."

".How dare you blaspheme God!"

The fraudulent priest was certain that the other party was from the same profession. He stood in front of the door and said sternly, "The guy up there is no ordinary demon. If you, a blasphemer like you, go up there, you will be killed. Hurry up and leave. What is needed here is a real exorcist!"

Rango smiled slightly and whispered in the fake priest's ear: "I appreciate your kindness, but faith is used to restrain oneself. If you want to use it to restrain others, then I will be rude to you.

"So, if you don't want to be spanked, move your butt now and get out of my way."

After saying that, Rango pushed him aside without any hesitation, then strode towards the bedroom upstairs with a cigarette in his mouth.

Looking at the guy's confident back, the priest frowned and immediately followed him.

In the corridor outside the bedroom door, Rango stopped and looked back at the people following him. "With so many of you watching, I can't exorcise the demon. Just choose a representative to come out and follow me in."

The fraudulent priest immediately raised his hand, intending to witness with his own eyes how this colleague would be slapped in the face.

But before he could take a step, Lisa's father quickly stepped forward, grabbed his arm, pushed him aside, and said firmly: "I will go in with you! I am her father and must stay by her side."

"OK"

Rango nodded, his eyes fixed on the burly, bearded father.

After secretly thinking about his not-so-gentle exorcism method, he warned solemnly: "I have to remind you, once we enter the bedroom, no matter what I do, you must not stop me. Remember, this is the key to the success of the exorcism! Do you understand!"

Seeing his serious expression, Father Lisa nodded quickly and said, "Understood, understood. No matter what you do, I will not stop you."

"Don't ask me why!"

"Don't worry," Lisa's father immediately patted his chest and promised, "I've also seen the world, I won't be surprised no matter what happens in there, just come! I'm ready!"

"That's fine, hey dog!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Rango quickly put on the Holy Cross Brass Knuckles and kicked the door open!

Lisa's father followed closely behind and closed the bedroom door as soon as he entered.

"Damn it, get out here!"

After Rango glanced at the skinny girl with dark eyes on the bed, he raised his fist and prepared to start fighting without saying a word!
But in the next second, a hoarse and piercing exclamation came out of the girl's mouth, "Lanlango?!"

"Sangaofu bitch!" Hearing this familiar voice, Rango immediately retracted his fist in the air, looked at the girl in front of him who was possessed by the devil, and shouted in disbelief: "Kira?"

"Hahaha, what's up bro!"

"You're such a fucking jerk! You miss me so much!"

The next second, under the shocked gaze of Lisa's father.

The new exorcist and his demon-possessed daughter laughed and fist-bumped and hugged each other.
(End of this chapter)