Extraordinary North America: Where are the magical partners?

Chapter 203 If it weren't for the fact that I need your help. (asking for monthly tickets)

"Little. A little smaller."

"Make your head smaller too, you look like a dwarf now!"

"Yeah, that's good. Just keep it like this. Whenever you get bigger in the future, you have to follow my instructions. Got it, buddy?"

With a series of unhappy growls, the huge rocks on the body of the lava monster Malphite, which was originally several stories tall, slowly peeled off, and finally transformed into a dull-looking stone man who was only as tall as Rango's waist.

Rango looked at this miniature version of Malphite and couldn't help but smile. He raised his hand and stroked the boy's shiny rock head.

Wow, it feels round and smooth, and has a warmth like lava.

This is much easier to cook than walnuts.

"That. Rango?"

Just as he was serving Moffitt's head, a girl wearing glasses poked her head out of the room and shouted, "It's time for lunch."

"OK, I'll be there soon."

Rango waved at her and gave her a sideways smile that always worked when flirting with girls.

The girl's name is Daisy. Don't get me wrong, it's not the Daisy in "Driving Miss Daisy", but the female college student Daisy who has an amazing chest, wears a pair of black-framed glasses, and works as an assistant to astrophysicist Jane Foster.

The night before, Rango returned to Midgard, that is, the Earth, along the space-time tunnel opened by Odin to expel Thor, and unexpectedly fell in the same place as Thor.

What happened next was simple, they met Jane Foster's team who were working on exploring extreme natural phenomena, and were then taken back to their temporary residence.

Of course, there were some minor incidents in the middle, such as these guys treating Malphite as a monster and even preparing to escape and call the police on the spot. Fortunately, compared to Thor who had lost his power and fainted, Rango was still very sober and immediately explained a lot to them.

It has to be said that scientists who have achieved success in physics are really daring. In order to verify their scientific research, Jane Foster, who was still muttering about calling the police the previous second, looked at each other and actually took them home half-believingly.

Hence the current scene of harmonious coexistence.

At this time, they were all in New Mexico, a place with both desert and beach.

As a fairly well-known astrophysicist, Jane and her team rented an apartment in a small town on the edge of the desert as their residence and laboratory.

In fact, it is called a team, but there are only three people including Jane. In addition to Daisy who just called Rango to have dinner, there is also a middle-aged bald old man - Eric, a doctor of astronomy.

But now, with the addition of Rango, Thor and his group, the originally empty apartment has become crowded.

"Oh! Thank you God!"

When Jane saw Moffitt, she exclaimed.

Because of the huge size of this big guy, almost every time he moved, he would accidentally crash into their experimental equipment. Now seeing him become small and exquisite, they immediately breathed a sigh of relief.

"It has nothing to do with God." Rango stroked Moffitt's head twice and explained with a smile: "This kid suffered a lot in order to shrink his body."

As a life form with a body of stone, in order to reduce his size, Malphite forcibly shed 80% of the stone on his body. Although it did not cause any harm to him, judging from the low growl Malphite just gave outside, it was obvious that he did not like the way he looked after being shrunk.

However, Rango was quite satisfied with Malphite's new appearance. He was not as tall as before to attract attention, nor was he as small as Teddy, so small that he wouldn't even notice if someone stepped on him.

"Don't be mad buddy."

Rango consoled Murphite, "I'll prepare something delicious for you when I have time. Fried pebbles! Have you ever tried it?"

Moffitt shook his head blankly, as if he was still wondering what pebbles were.

On the table.

Rango spread fresh cranberry sauce on the sandwich and took a big bite with two slices of luncheon meat. This was his first meal since returning from Asgard. He was used to eating big fish and meat there, and occasionally ordered white rice to balance it out, which felt okay.

"How does it taste?" Daisy asked expectantly, "I bought this sauce specially from outside."

"Very good." Rango praised it without hesitation, "It tastes fresh, just like Captain America who has just been thawed, hahahaha."

After saying that, he laughed a few times to himself, as if he was amused by the metaphor he blurted out. However, the guys at the table looked at him blankly, with confusion on their faces. Only Daisy managed a dry laugh.

"OK"

Rango shrugged. He bet that if Stark heard his joke, he would laugh so hard that his mouth would be unable to stop.

Across the table, Jane glanced at Daisy, who was stealing glances at Rango from time to time, and felt a pang of contempt in her heart. Young schoolgirls are always attracted to playboys.

No matter how handsome a man like Rango is, Jane would never think of having a relationship with him.

There was no other reason. The main reason was that this guy looked like a scumbag. Moreover, he was very attentive to them when they just met last night. He often walked around in front of her and Daisy with his upper body naked, obviously trying to seduce them.

Saul is better.
Thinking of this, Jane coughed lightly, and cast her eyes towards the blond muscular man who was playing games with Teddy on the sofa, and said with concern: "Is Sol really okay? From last night till now, he has been drinking or playing games. He seems to have been greatly stimulated."

Rango followed her gaze and saw Thor surrounded by wine bottles, lying decadently on the sofa, playing an online game, and occasionally verbally threatening the guy on the other side of the headset. He looked like a big talker and there was no trace of the god of thunder in his demeanor.

"Fake."

Rango also felt a little strange. He remembered that this guy was not so decadent when he was deprived of his divine power and exiled to the underworld. How come he was suddenly about to become a fat house?

After quickly finishing the sandwich on the plate, Rango stood up, kicked away the wine bottles beside the sofa one by one, and sat down next to Thor.

"Hey, Buddy?"

Thor didn't even look at him, but just responded calmly: "You can laugh at me as much as you want, Rango, I am now a useless person without any divine power."

"Wotfa?" Rango was immediately unhappy when he heard it: "Do you think I came back from Asgard and stayed with you just to laugh at you? Huh?"

Thor didn't say anything, his eyes were empty and confused as he looked ahead. "Maybe you are right. I have always been an arrogant and stupid idiot. Even my father no longer recognizes me and has taken away everything from me."

He shook his head, his face full of bitterness and loss. "On the day when I was about to be crowned king, he pushed me into the abyss with his own hands. He banished me to the courtyard. He no longer recognized me as his son."

"And Mjolnir. The hammer that had followed me for thousands of years also betrayed me like this."

At this point, Thor leaned weakly on the sofa, his face full of helplessness and confusion, "What can I do? Rango, I am just a fragile mortal now, like an ant."

"You have to act like a man!"

Rango stood up suddenly, grabbed Thor's shoulders with both hands, shook him hard, and then slapped him loudly in the face, "What the hell is wrong with you? Huh?"

"Is this what you have learned after thousands of years of hardships? Now you are as weak as a woman!" "What can l do~What can l do?"

Rango imitated Thor's previous tone, with sarcasm and encouragement, staring into his eyes, and said word by word: "Remember, you are the Thunder God of Asgard, a natural king! Odin, even the father of the gods, has no right to easily deprive you of your divine power."

"Well, actually he is qualified." Thor suddenly interrupted, with a hint of helplessness in his tone.

"What the hell?" Rango said unhappily, "Don't interrupt me. Do you still want to listen?"

Thor closed his mouth and looked at Rango with empty eyes.

"Now, what you have to do is simple, Thor."

Rango suppressed his emotions and said seriously, "Get your power back! Prove to Odin with your actions that you are worthy of the title of Thor. You are the only candidate for the new God King of Asgard!"

"But where should I look for it?" Thor scratched his head, a glimmer of hope in his eyes.

"Shit." Rango rolled his eyes speechlessly. "Really, if I didn't need your help in the future, I really want to slap you in the face."

He pointed at Thor who was still in a daze, "You are the God of Thunder, and I am not. How would I know where you should go to find your power back? By the way."

Rango suddenly thought of something and pointed outside and said, "You may not know yet, but Mjolnir was also thrown to Earth by that old man Odin. What you have to do now is to pick up that damn hammer!"

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Thor was silent for a moment, then said in a low voice: "Mjolnir was forged from the core of an abandoned planet. Without divine power, it would be almost impossible for me to lift it. It is too difficult."

Rango smiled, sat down again, patted Thor on the shoulder, and said firmly: "You know what, buddy, the hard thing to do and the thing that should be done are often the same thing. Even if no one believes in you, I firmly believe that you can do it!"

He stared at the scribbled man beside him, the corner of his mouth raised and he said, "Since the first time I met you, I have always believed in you and it has never changed."

Finally, after being fed dozens of mouthfuls of chicken soup, Thor's eyes gradually brightened. He put down the game controller and beer in his hands, opened his arms and gave Rango a tight hug.

"I have never been so fortunate to know someone from Midgard!"

He patted Rango's back hard and said excitedly, "You are the best brother. I will never forget what you said today."

"Hahaha, as long as you can regain your confidence."

Rango also patted him on the back, then broke free from his arms and said casually, "OK, that's it, go find your hammer, I won't accompany you anymore."

Thor heard this with a bitter look on his face: "I know you are leaving, just like Asgard abandoned me, and you will abandon me again."

".Dude, you're the God of Thunder, stop dawdling like a woman here, okay?"

Rango didn't know whether to laugh or cry. He really didn't want Thor to continue indulging in this emotion. "I have to go to New York to take a look. When you find yourself again, you can always come and visit me."

As he spoke, Rango patted Thor's shoulder, then stood up, nodded to Teddy, Yumi and others, and prepared to embark on a new adventure.

In fact, according to Lango's idea, he would rather stay in Asgard and follow Thor and his men to fight in other places in the Nine Realms, eliminate those evil supernatural creatures, and absorb supernatural energy.

However, what was depressing was that according to Odin, the nine realms had already signed a truce agreement. The group of trolls killed earlier were the last group of unstable elements that disturbed the nine realms.

As the lord of the nine realms, Asgard is no longer willing to conquer everywhere. If it weren't for Thor's incompetence, the old God King would have retired by now.

Therefore, Rango, who couldn't get any help, had to go to the center of the universe to get in touch with S.H.I.E.L.D. and the Avengers. All of them were "event physiques", and following them could not only earn their favor so that they could ask for help in the future, but also absorb system energy, which was promising.

outside the house.

Rango closed the car door, waved to everyone, and made a call me gesture to Daisy.

In his opinion, this woman is much prettier than Jane. He doesn't know what Thor's taste is.

"When I pick up Mjolnir again, I'll come find you in New York, brother."

“I believe that day is not too far away.”

Rango stuck his hand out of the car window and exchanged a complicated Asgardian fist fight with Thor.

Then he patted McQueen's steering wheel, the wheels kicked up a cloud of gravel, and in the blink of an eye he disappeared from everyone's sight.

"Not bad, ah?" Eric couldn't help but say something when he saw Thor still standing there in a daze.

"Buddy?"

Thor immediately shook his head and said, "Rango is not a buddy, he is my brother! I hope I won't let him down."

After saying that, he turned around and prepared to leave the laboratory to look for the whereabouts of Thor's hammer. But before he took a few steps, his arm was grabbed by Eric and Daisy.

"You guys have spent several hundred dollars on clothes and food in the past two days." Daisy gave him a wicked smile, "And before Rango left, he borrowed two thousand dollars in cash from us. He said you should pay it back."

".Shit!"

night.

On the street in Manhattan, Rango was leaning against his car, biting a cigarette butt in his mouth and holding a newspaper in his hand, reading it intently.

Apart from some current affairs news and celebrity gossip that he didn't care about, most of the content in the newspaper was discussing the closure of Stark Group's weapons manufacturing department.

According to the newspaper, a month ago, Tony Stark announced in front of all the media that he would close the group's weapons manufacturing department, and the group's research and development focus would shift to the field of energy development.

Many media outlets speculated that this might be because he suffered from post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD) after being kidnapped by terrorists in the Middle East a few months ago, and developed a fear of those murderous weapons, so he decided to transform a large military-industrial group.

"But then again."

Rango rolled up the newspaper and tapped his chin gently. "That is to say, at this point in time, the identity of Iron Man has not been announced. But according to Yumi, she saw a guy wearing red and gold armor flying in the sky a long time ago."

He pondered for a moment and shrugged. It seemed that this was most likely a problem of the speed of time flow in different worlds.

But he didn't know how far the story of Iron Man in this world had developed. Although Tony's strength was average, he was undoubtedly a core figure among the Avengers, and it was very necessary to have a good relationship with this guy.

Boom——!
Just as he was thinking, there was a sudden loud noise, and a red and gold painted iron man fell from the sky and landed in front of him.

"???"

(End of this chapter)