Extraordinary North America: Where are the magical partners?

Chapter 176 "You're quite good at having fun"

In the bedroom.

Pitt picked up a stack of celebrity posters from the drawer. They were cleverly cut so that only the heads were left, like a series of strange art puzzles.

Brad Pitt, Channing Tatum, Gerard Butler, Hugh Jackman...all of them are tough guys on the screen.

The fat guy put these avatars on his face one by one, with a strange innocence flashing in his eyes: "This is a little game between Louise and I. I can satisfy any celebrity she wants to sleep with. Rango, do you want to pick one and wear it too?"

As he said this, he couldn't wait to put on a classic photo of Marlon Brando in "The Godfather". At the same time, he threw a poster of Al Pacino to Rango and shouted excitedly: "Look, the new and old Godfathers are fighting against Louise, hehe."

Rango looked blankly at the fat man jumping up and down in front of him, and then glanced at Louise who couldn't wait to take a shower in the bathroom.
A few minutes ago, after he told the Pitts that he had something very important to tell them, the couple smiled at each other with an expression of expected surprise.

Then they pushed and pulled him into the bedroom.
Faced with this sudden absurd scene, Rango felt mixed emotions and an indescribable feeling of discomfort arose spontaneously. It felt as if countless ants were crawling under his skin, which was disgusting.

Even though he is the chosen one of Slaanesh and the human incarnation of the original sin of lust, he is not so lustful as to this extent!

In anger, he crumpled the poster in his hand into a ball and threw it on the ground, pointing at Pete and about to say something angrily, but at this moment, the bathroom door opened.
Snapped--!
The crisp sound of a whip cut through the air.

Louise was wearing a tight low-cut leather jacket and high-heeled leather boots. She was waving the whip in her hand at Rango with a seductive look in her eyes.

"Bad boy~Are you ready for the queen's whip?"

"Fuck." Rango exclaimed, holding his head and looking at the scene in disbelief.

Pete laughed strangely on the side, seeming to enjoy the farce.

"Yeah~ I want you to fuck me all night long!"

Louise's eyes became more and more fiery. She pressed forward step by step, and the whip made a heart-pounding sound when it was swung in the air.

"Wait. Wait!!!"

Rango stepped back in fear, his hands in a defensive posture, his face full of resistance, "I really have something important to tell you, I beg you two to be normal first!"

However, Louise seemed to be driven by some kind of fanaticism and completely ignored his pleas. She pounced on him excitedly and pressed him down on the sofa in the corner.

"You're obviously enjoying this tune, aren't you, Rango? Stop struggling and release the beast in you!"

Rango struggled hard, but he found that the woman was incredibly strong and pinned him down like a wild beast.

In order to prevent a tragic tragedy from happening, he immediately shouted, "Mom!"

"Haha! You're quite good at having fun."

Louise became more excited after hearing this, but at this critical moment, an irresistible force suddenly erupted and pushed her back several meters.

Rango took the opportunity to break free and jumped up from the sofa. While rubbing the goose bumps on his body, he yelled at Louise angrily: "Look at what you are doing! You are my Mom!"

Louise and Peter looked at each other in silence after hearing this. This guy was too immersed in the play.
Rango tried to suppress the turmoil in his heart, took a deep breath, and continued in an unquestionable tone: "I came from the future world more than 20 years later. I took the time-travel shuttle developed by Dr. Brown, a researcher at the [Wooden House]."

"so."

There was some anger in his words, pointing at Pete and Louise, "I am your future little son! You are my biological parents! Stop doing these things that are unacceptable and even disgusting to me!!!"

As Rango finished his words, the air in the bedroom seemed to freeze.

Pete was still wearing the Marlon Brando poster, and Rango had no idea what expression was hidden underneath, but Louise's expression instantly became serious.

She first looked at Rango in shock, then quickly stood up, ran to the drawer beside the bed, knocked open a hidden compartment, and took out a piece of kraft paper with a mysterious pattern on it.

Then she infused magic power into it, and instantly, inscriptions similar to the Shadow Hunter's forbidden magic circle spread out from it, covering the entire wall of the bedroom!
"This is."

Rango was keenly aware that the bedroom he was in at the moment seemed to be isolated from the entire villa. The sounds of wind and insects from the outside world had all disappeared, leaving only the three of them immersed in this quiet space.

After doing all this, Louise looked at Rango in front of her and frowned, "Do you have anything to prove?"

Rango shrugged his shoulders and said nonchalantly, "I don't have anything to prove. Even the place called Round Clam Town was told to me by Quigmar before I came here."

"I was born in Queens, New York. I remember very clearly that although your personalities were a little eccentric, they were no different from ordinary people. But now."

He shook his head helplessly and said, "Forget it, it doesn't matter whether you believe it or not. Anyway, your past is no different from a mystery to me." After saying that, Rango sighed lightly, tidied up the clothes that were torn apart by Louis, and thought about leaving here.

The impact he had tonight was too great.
At this moment, Louise suddenly stood in front of him, her eyes slightly red and flashing with uncontrollable excitement.

"Pitt and I have been planning to leave Clam Town and go to New York once we get pregnant. Queens is where our love began, and this secret has never been told to anyone else."

"Do you believe me?" Rango asked in surprise.

"letter!"

Louise burst into laughter, with a maternal glow in her eyes. "When I first saw you, I felt an indescribable sense of intimacy, like we were a family connected by blood."

When Rango heard this, his eyes suddenly became strange. Who on earth changed clothes to seduce him as soon as they met?
But before he could refute, Louise excitedly hugged him in her arms and shouted happily, "I never thought my future child would be so handsome! Hahaha, I knew there must be nothing wrong with my genes!"

She cheered like a little girl, hugged Rango's head tightly and didn't want to let go, and waved to Pete, "Look, Pete! This is our own child!"

Pete also slowly took off the poster on his face, and the silly smile on his face was replaced by a deep and complex emotion. He walked over and gently stroked Rango's head, with recognition and relief flashing in his eyes.

"Rango. This name is indeed better than Stuy."

"Hey, let go!"

Rango struggled to break free from Louise's overly enthusiastic embrace and said helplessly, "I'm already an adult in my twenties. Don't treat me like a child anymore."

"Uh." Louise looked down at her clothes, her cheeks slightly red, and she smiled awkwardly and hurried back to the bathroom to change into more appropriate clothes.

At the same time, Pete guided Rango to sit on the sofa in the corner of the room.

Faced with this sudden "son", Pete seemed calm on the surface, but the unintentional rubbing of his fingers revealed his inner turmoil and discomfort.

The same thing is that Rango also felt very uncomfortable at this time. Just a few minutes later, the man next to him was acting like a fool and idiot, but he became normal in the blink of an eye.

The aura that showed him to be unintelligent had completely disappeared without a trace. Although his appearance had not changed at all, his temperament had become more steady and reliable.

What happened to this horse?
Just like that, the two people on the sofa were silent, and only the little tune hummed by Louise who was changing clothes in the bathroom slightly eased the awkwardness of the two.

"Dr. Brown ah"

Finally, it was Pete who broke the silence first. He smiled at Rango and said, "I didn't expect that guy to actually make a time-space shuttle. He always shouted in the 'wooden house' that he wanted to create a miracle. Now it seems that he really did it."

"yeah."

Rango nodded slightly, secretly complaining in his heart that if it weren't for the drunken antics of the four knights, this technology might have been released earlier.

As the topic deepened, Pete asked about the recent situation of Quagma and others, and Rango answered them one by one.

When Pete heard that Old Joe and Bonnie had separated, he burst into laughter with glee. But when he talked about Cleveland's disappearance due to drunk driving a time-traveling shuttle, his face showed concern for his friend.

"What about us, kid?" Pete asked expectantly. "Did we retire and enjoy our lives in your time?"

"No."

Rango turned his head and stared at his father. After a brief hesitation, he told him frankly, "You didn't retire. Instead, you suddenly disappeared when I came home from school one day. At first, I thought you were killed by the yellow-eyed demon, but subsequent investigations showed that this was not the case. It was as if you had evaporated from the face of the earth and had completely lost your trace."

"Azazel?" Peter called out Yellow Eyes' real name. He hesitated for a moment, then shook his head and denied it. "If it was Lucifer, it might be possible, but Azazel should not be able to deal with me and your mother decades later."

Rango shrugged noncommittally. People in the cabin also thought so, especially Quigmar and Old Joe, who didn't believe that Pete and Louise would be killed by Yellow Eyes.

“A lot happened over the next twenty years or so.”

Rango recalled and said, "Not only did you disappear, but your sister also died mysteriously during childbirth. I suspect it was Yellow Eyes as well."

"Do not."

Peter interrupted him again, his tone firm: "Megan couldn't have been killed by Yellow Eyes, and she's not your sister."

"???"

(End of this chapter)