Extraordinary North America: Where are the magical partners?
Chapter 14: Words of Wisdom
Chapter 14: Words of Wisdom
night.
The museum is immersed in tranquility, in stark contrast to the hustle and bustle of the day.
The resurrected models stood quietly in their respective display windows, stealing glances at the man behind the service counter with anxious expressions.
At this moment, Rango, who was being watched by many people, looked so gloomy that it seemed as if water could drip from his face.
He didn't dare close his eyes for even a moment the entire day.
Don't get me wrong, he wasn't afraid of the ghosts in the villa, but he was worried about being physically entangled by a scantily clad shemale again.
After all, according to the photos in the suitcase, there was not just one gay person but a couple who had lived in this house.
Angrily, he turned the entire villa upside down again, but still couldn't find where these guys went.
Actually, this isn't the first time he's encountered this situation.
When he was in Africa, in order to speed up the system progress bar, he had gone deep into various African tribes many times to exorcise the possessed people there.
The reason why he has the courage to do all this is because of the existence of the system. He can easily touch various spiritual beings that ordinary people cannot touch.
No matter whether it is an earthbound ghost or an evil spirit that he has never discovered before, as long as these guys dare to show up in front of him, he can beat them like ordinary people!
And with the help of the ray of light in his right hand, every strike he made could cause indelible damage to the spirit.
With just his bare hands, he defeated countless ghosts in Africa, and that was how he was able to fill up the system's progress bar to 99%.
However, he is not without shortcomings. Although the system gives him the ability to harm spirits, it does not give him the ability to see spirits with his naked eyes.
Unless the other party shows up, he will never be able to find where these guys are hiding.
When Rango thought of this, he felt a little depressed. He had been confident in getting rid of all the ghosts in the villa, but it turned out that these guys were more timid than each other and they didn't dare to show up again after they showed up.
At this rate, it would be impossible to get rid of all this stuff before Emma got home.
With a helpless sigh, he turned his head to look into the hall. Teddy was sleeping soundly on the table, while Megan was playing with the energetic Tyrannosaurus Rex Stan with a bone in some exhibition hall.
After adjusting his state, he glanced at his watch and realized that it was time to patrol and punch in. He picked up the flashlight on the table and began to patrol the exhibition halls in the museum.
As a historical and cultural museum, there are quite a few cultural relics in the museum, but most of them are historical book copies and various strange specimens. Apart from these, the most numerous are various character models.
With every step Rango took, countless model statues in the surrounding windows were secretly looking at him.
After he threatened and intimidated them last night, these guys became much more well behaved and no one dared to act as a troublemaker.
When passing by the Oriental Exhibition Hall, Rango took a few more glances inside.
In the landscape paintings hanging around, the sound of gurgling springs can be clearly heard; in the pictures of birds and animals, the creatures come alive on the paper and the sounds of their chirping are endless.
The portraits of historical figures seemed to transcend time and space, looking at Rango at the door with curiosity, and some even gestured to invite him in.
After criticizing the looting of cultural relics in Europe and the United States, Rango signed his name on the clock-in sheet beside the door. Just as he was about to go to the next exhibition hall, a voice suddenly came from the window not far from the door.
"You look like something's on your mind?"
Rango frowned and looked in the direction of the sound. When he saw the person in the window, he was stunned.
Is this Confucius?
Looking at the resurrected Confucius statue in front of him, Rango calmed down and nodded politely, "Yes, I encountered some difficult problems, but it's not a big problem. Thank you for your concern."
After saying that, he was about to turn off the lights and go to another exhibition hall. However, Confucius, who was in the window, was no longer calm. He shouted, "Wait a minute? You can actually speak Chinese! Hey! Don't go, kid! Stop, you stop right there!"
Rango turned his head and looked at the statue of Confucius dancing in the window. Is this really Confucius?
This temperament is totally different from the saint in his impression.
He walked to the window and asked politely, "Anything else?" Hearing his interruption, the pirated Confucius immediately put on a smiling face and said enthusiastically, "Tell me what trouble you are in. I have been here for so many years, but this is the first time I have met a security guard who can speak Chinese. I am so frustrated!"
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Seeing this pirated Confucius talking a lot, Rango thought for a moment and said, "I recently moved to a new house, but there are a bunch of uninvited guests at home. I'm worried about how to deal with them."
"Hahaha, it turns out to be just such a small matter!"
The statue of Confucius stroked his beard and laughed, then asked, "Have you ever read Lunyu?"
"I know a little." Rango answered truthfully.
"Then do you know the old saying: Make the best of it?"
Rango was puzzled when he heard this: "I know, but they are a bunch of bad guests. How can I feel at ease?"
"Who told you to be at ease?" Confucius corrected unhappily, "I told you to bury them!"
"An An An?"
Rango looked confused. What kind of "The Analects of Confucius" was this?
"Of course! As the saying goes, a gentleman cannot establish his authority if he does not use force." Confucius shook his head and stroked his beard, saying, "A gentleman cannot establish his authority if he does not use force. You must let them know who is the master of the house!"
".Understood."
Rango discovered that none of the character models or statues resurrected in this museum had the same personality as the original owner.
He took a deep breath and replied seriously: "Thank you for your teachings, Saint, but I don't think I can use your method. The ones occupying my house are a group of earthbound spirits, or ghosts. It's not as easy to deal with them as you think."
"Ghost?" Confucius was slightly annoyed. "Why didn't you tell me such important information earlier?"
"But doesn't the Analects say that Confucius does not talk about strange things, supernatural powers, or the like?"
"I am silent, but I do believe it!"
The Confucius statue narrowed his eyes slightly and thought for a moment, then slowly said, "Go to the exhibition hall on the second floor and find an old man named Gabriel Amos. He is a legendary exorcist and is a professional in dealing with Western ghosts."
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Rango remained silent. Although this pirated Confucius looked unreliable, the suggestions he gave were all very pertinent!
After bowing slightly in front of the statue in gratitude, Rango prepared to go upstairs to find the legendary exorcist, but just as he was about to step out of the exhibition hall, he suddenly thought of something and stepped back to ask.
"Um, Mr. Kongzi, if I am unlucky enough to encounter an Eastern ghost one day, who should I ask for help?"
“Do you even need to ask this?”
Without hesitation, Confucius pointed to a portrait not far away: "This is Zhong Kui painted by Wu Daozi himself! Which Eastern ghost is so blind? Just bring it here!"
Looking at the majestic Zhong Kui wielding a sword and drinking wine in the portrait, Rango could not help but widen his eyes.
This museum is truly a gem!
The appearance of the pirated Confucius can just be regarded as an Easter egg, no need to delve into it further.
Readers who have watched "Night at the Museum" should understand that almost every resurrected character has a personality that is very different from the original owner.
Also, can anyone who has votes please vote? There are many people on the list who are not as popular as me, but they have more votes, which puts me under pressure.
(End of this chapter)
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