Extraordinary North America: Where are the magical partners?
Chapter 128 Hannibal: "I hope there are no vegetarians among you."
Chapter 128 Hannibal: "I hope there are no vegetarians among you."
Murder House.
In the backyard garden, Rango was sawing a piece of wood with a look of despair.
He was surrounded by a group of lively and cute little yellow creatures wearing diving goggles and jumping on short legs.
They either hung on Rango's head or clung to his shoulders and back, as if they were his most loyal audience and cheerleaders.
Every time the saw successfully cut off a piece of wood, they would cheer with their mouths wide open and clap their hands loudly. Rango had completely grasped the emotional value.
The entire yard, from the pool to the fence, was densely packed with these one hundred Minions. They were either playing or teasing each other, with laughter and joy rising and falling one after another, creating a scene that was both harmonious and noisy.
As for Teddy, he buys things just for fun and he doesn't care about them at all after he buys them!
"Buna! I want to eat Buna!"
"Yeah! Bu-na-na!"
"."
Suddenly, a childish voice broke the harmony in the yard, and then the other Minions seemed to be ignited with enthusiasm and started shouting one after another.
The sound was just like that of a child who had just learned to talk. The squeaking noise made Rango feel like he was facing a group of kindergarten students who were throwing tantrums.
"no!"
Rango put down the saw decisively and refused seriously, "I have eaten hundreds of bananas since I brought you back last night. If you eat more, your stomach will be full."
"Buna na! Bu na na!!!"
But how could the enthusiasm of the Minions be extinguished by just a few words?
They rushed forward, throwing themselves on him while shouting and acting coquettishly. Soon Rango was knocked to the ground by these little guys and drowned in the yellow ocean.
"Hey, babies! Here comes Bunana!"
Just then the gate of the yard opened, and Gloria, who had been out purchasing, finally drove back. She tapped on McQueen's car window, and the next second McQueen spat out dozens of boxes of unopened bananas from his mouth.
The Minions' attention was instantly drawn, and they all moved away from Rango and ran towards the pile of tempting bananas.
Rango started from the ground. Seeing them eating with relish and looking very happy, he couldn't help but said, "Honey, you shouldn't spoil them so much. You should teach them a lesson and let them know who is the boss."
"Walter?"
Gloria couldn't believe it when she heard it, "The Minions are so cute, why should we teach them a lesson? Besides, they just eat a few bananas, they are much easier to raise than Toothless."
Rango shrugged noncommittally. Toothless had to eat several large buckets of fresh sea fish for every meal. In order to feed him, Gloria had to go to the market to place an order one day in advance.
"Have you finished the beds I asked you to make for the minions?" Gloria asked him suddenly when she was halfway through feeding him the banana.
The moment Rango was mentioned, he became furious. Last night, he brought home a hundred Minions. These silly and cute little guys seemed to have magic powers and instantly won the hearts of everyone in the family. Even Megan, the usually calm robot, fell for them. She hugged them tenderly and caressed them lovingly for a long time.
But when night came, it was Rango's turn to suffer.
The minions, who were supposed to be sleeping peacefully on the sofa in the living room, all hugged their pillows, claimed with a look of grievance that they had a nightmare, and insisted on squeezing into his bed to sleep together.
Rango wanted to kick them out, but Gloria cared enough to let them all come up.
So that night, Rango had the most crowded sleep of his life, sharing a bed with a hundred minions.
In order to get rid of this sweet burden, the next day Gloria suggested that he make a hundred small beds for the Minions to sleep in, and she also specially ordered small clothes and toiletries, as if she treated them as her own precious children.
"They're already made. They're all placed in the living room. Think about how you're going to explain to guests that there are a hundred little beds in the living room."
"Don't worry, our guests will just be jealous of all the cute little babies we have at home."
Gloria responded with a smile, then waved to the Minions, and like a kindergarten teacher, gently announced lunch time and promised that the first child to fall asleep would get a banana as a reward.
"yeah!"
After hearing this, the little guys immediately lined up and prepared to go into the house, but when they passed by Rango, they all stopped and looked at him expectantly with wide eyes.
Rango was speechless when he saw this: "I really don't know what that guy named Gru taught you."
That's what happened last night. When it was time to go to bed, these little guys came over one by one and asked him for a kiss.
Although he felt amused and helpless, he finally succumbed to this innocent request.
"OK, everyone line up, one by one."
He squatted down, picked up the Minions one by one, left a gentle kiss on their little heads, and urged them to go to rest.
"Got it! Good afternoon, Boss!"
"Be good."
"Wait." After Rango kissed dozens of Minions in succession, he saw a familiar one in front of him, pointed at him and asked, "Didn't I kiss you just now?"
Snapped!
The minion behind this guy immediately slapped his undisciplined companion, pushed him out, and looked at Rango with a smile.
Soon, Rango finally kissed all the one hundred Minions whose personalities were like those of children. Looking at the jumping figures of these little guys, he pursed his lips and an idea came to his mind.
He remembered that the little yellow people in the movie were immortal, not only were they immune to the five poisons and invulnerable to swords and guns, they could perfectly adapt to living conditions, whether in the sea or in space. And their biggest feature was that they needed masters.
Every Minion must find its own master when it is born. This is engraved in their DNA. They will work for the boss in their hearts at all costs.
That's why when Teddy spent money to buy them and Rango took them home.
The minions treated him as their new master and obeyed almost all his commands except eating bananas.
The most important thing is that these little guys are born with the talent to build and invent, from small things like guns and ammunition at home to large things like aerospace engineering, they are capable of almost anything.
No, it's not just about inventions and creations. These little guys can be called engineering talents. As long as their masters need them to do something, they will almost rush forward without hesitation.
"Um"
Now that Rango thinks about it, he feels like he might have really found a treasure this time.
Good at invention and creation.
He couldn't help but cast his eyes to McQueen, who was scratching his itch with a tire outside the courtyard gate, and Megan, who was basking in the sun on the balcony.
Rango suddenly had a brilliant idea.
Manhattan Island, Upper East Side.
The area from Fifth Avenue to the east and Lexington Avenue to the west is the most expensive and popular residential area in North America and is known as New York's "Gold Coast."
The richest people in New York live here. It is a truly wealthy area, and even the air is filled with the smell of old money and conservative values.
In front of an apartment building, Rango, who had just escaped from home, was waiting for Hellboy and his crew.
Last night they captured the elven princess at the Troll Market, but this woman said nothing. She was unwilling to reveal the whereabouts of the fragments of the Holy Crown or the location of Nuada's lair. It was obvious that she didn't want to cooperate with them at all.
Rango had seen this movie, and he only knew that the elves' lair was underground in New York, but he had no idea where it was exactly. After all, it was not explained in the movie, and even if it was, he would have forgotten it completely after so many years.
Originally, the elf princess should be severely tortured in this situation, but the mermaid Abel rejected the suggestion of severe torture. He believed that the mute princess had suffered great psychological trauma and that the problem could be solved by finding a qualified psychologist to counsel her.
So Rango asked them to come to Hannibal's residence the next day.
Rango didn't have a clear idea of the professional level of this ogre psychologist, but his cooking skills were definitely high.
Soon, Abel arrived with the elf princess who had a pale face and empty eyes.
"Where are Hellboy and the others? Didn't they come with us?" Rango asked curiously.
After a moment's hesitation, Abel said, "Liz is pregnant."
"Oh?" Rango was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said, "That's really cause for celebration."
He then glanced at the elf princess who still had a dead look on her face, raised his eyebrows and said, "Go in first. I've already notified Dr. Hannibal over the phone."
After entering the apartment building, Hannibal obviously greeted the manager at the front desk. After seeing Rango and others, although he was a little surprised, he still helped to start the elevator and brought them to Hannibal's apartment.
After ringing the doorbell, Abel asked curiously, "What is the professional level of this psychiatrist?"
Rango shrugged. "It goes without saying that anyone who can afford to live in such a luxurious apartment must be of high standard."
After a few seconds, the door opened quickly.
Dr. Hannibal, dressed in a neat suit, greeted Rango with a cheerful face. They first gave each other a warm hug, which instantly brought them closer together. Then he turned to Abel and greeted him politely.
The guy held Rango's arm tightly, his eyes flashing with surprise: "I didn't expect that we would meet again so soon."
"Yes, I'll have to trouble you again this time, Doctor."
Rango and Abel entered the room. It is worth mentioning that although this place is called an apartment, the space inside is very spacious and the decoration style is simple yet elegant.
After arranging them to sit down and serving them a few cups of coffee, Hannibal knew from what he had heard from Rango that the situation was rather urgent, so without much greeting, he directly arranged for the woman to enter a small treatment room.
The princess's gaze lingered on Abel for a moment, then she followed him in obediently without any resistance.
"Doctor, please be careful. Although she looks frail, her physical strength is much stronger than that of an ordinary person." Abel kindly suggested, "If it's convenient, I can go in with you and help you watch her."
Hannibal smiled and shook his head, "Don't worry, you guys just take a break. If nothing unexpected happens, it will be over soon."
After saying that, he went into the consulting room. Looking at Abel's concerned and anxious look, Rango speculated in his heart. He remembered that in the movie, the fishman Abel seemed to fall in love with the princess. Now looking at this posture, it seems that it was love at first sight.
Time passed slowly. An hour later, Rango was casually flipping through the psychology book in his hand, trying to pass the seemingly long waiting time.
Suddenly, the door of the clinic opened, and Hannibal walked out with a victorious smile. The elf princess who followed behind him no longer had the cold expression on her face, but a more complicated expression.
Rango looked at Hannibal, "Doctor?"
Hannibal smiled and nodded, then turned and walked towards the kitchen, as if everything was under control.
"It's still early, and I happened to have prepared some fresh ingredients. Why don't we talk while we eat?"
As he spoke, he twirled his knife with the deftness of a chef, adding humorously: "I hope there are no vegetarians among you."
(End of this chapter)
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