Extraordinary North America: Where are the magical partners?

Chapter 126: The Tricky Location of Hotel Transylvania
"I've seen all kinds of cunning and despicable people, but they're not half as good as you, a turtle bastard!"

"Hey, Teddy, next time when our brothers are around, you'd better change your swear words." The Ninja Turtle couldn't help but remind him.

"OK, my bad bro."

Teddy then pointed at the nonchalant man in front of him and cursed: "Damn guy like you should stay in the dirty sewer for the rest of your life, you should..."

"Please Teddy!" The Ninja Turtles were speechless.

"What the fuck is wrong? Even though you live in a sewer, I didn't scold you."

"Can't you change the way you curse?"

"Really? Then I curse this guy to stay in a comfortable and luxurious villa for the rest of his life, what do you think?"

This was the scene Rango saw when he approached. Teddy and the others, who had been united in facing the outside world, suddenly started arguing among themselves because of swear words.

Well, facing this scene, Rango was not surprised at all.

"what happened?"

He interrupted Teddy and the Ninja Turtles, glanced at the calm-looking Hook-nosed Man opposite him and asked them, "Did you encounter any forced buying or selling?"

"You came just in time!"

Teddy took over the conversation indignantly, "Hurry up and overturn this hook-nosed guy's stall. This bastard took the money but didn't do the job! A profiteer!"

The Ninja Turtle explained the whole story in detail. After listening to him, Rango couldn't help but frown and look at the hook-nosed man who was setting up a stall opposite.

Not long ago, the drunk Ninja Turtles and Teddy were wandering in the sewers. Maybe it was due to the inertia of the characters or something else, but they accidentally came to the Troll Market through the sewer pipes.

Seeing such a strange scene for the first time, the whole group of them were so happy that they walked around the entire market with excitement and were dazzled by the sight.

Unlike the cash-strapped Ninja Turtles, Teddy has saved up a lot of pocket money over the years, and whenever he sees something interesting, he wants to buy it.

However, most of the things here are bartered, and if you buy them with cash, they will be incredibly expensive.

So Teddy had to suppress his desire to shop and wait until he found what he liked most before buying.

Then I met this hook-nosed man who was setting up a stall.

The man's name is Gru, a humanoid creature. His specific race is hard to tell, but looking at his legs as thin as chopsticks and his nose like Pinocchio, he is definitely not a normal human being.

There was only one kind of product on Gru's stall - those round, yellow Minions wearing diving goggles. They were lively and looked very cute.

Teddy was unable to walk when he saw this thing for the first time. Gru's introduction made him even more excited: the Minions are not only proficient in washing clothes and cooking, but they can also do scientific research and fight, and even accompany their owners to smoke, drink, take baths, and pick up girls. They can do everything.

After hearing these results, Teddy stopped hesitating and immediately placed the order.

The price was very cheap, only $10,000 for one. Teddy took out all his own pocket money, a check for one million dollars, and prepared to buy one hundred to take home to play with.

However, just as Teddy was about to leave happily, an accident happened.

After just one turn, the minions disappeared collectively and reappeared next to Gru's stall.

Gru said casually that it was Teddy's failure to properly look after the Minions that led to their loss, and if he wanted to find them back, he would have to pay another one million dollars.

After hearing this, Rango's first reaction was not to force Gru to pay back the money, but to look at Teddy in shock and said, "You actually have a fucking million dollars in private money?!"

"Hey, that's not the point bro,"

"That's the point. I was so poor a while ago that I almost had to take out a mortgage, and you actually hid a million dollars and didn't give it to me!"

"OK, my problem brother, but now all my money has been cheated away by this damn hook-nosed guy!"

After hearing this, Rango looked unhappily at the hook-nosed Gru in front of him who was standing with his arms crossed over his chest and looking down on him and the others.

"Brother, since the Minions have returned to their positions automatically, they should return our money." Rango said to him seriously: "I advise you to be honest. What I hate most in my life is profiteers."

However, Gru shook his head in an almost provocative manner and responded, "NO! I have already sold the goods to you. You didn't take good care of them, so they came back. Can you ask the store owner for a refund if you buy something in a store and lose it?"

"You're just making excuses, buddy. The things weren't lost at all. You just called them back." Rango pointed at the one hundred minions under the guy's feet, who were holding weapons and glaring at him with fierce and cute expressions.

"Really? Then I can't do anything about it. You can only blame your bad luck." Gru said casually while trimming his nails.

Rango looked at Teddy and the Ninja Turtles beside him, then asked, "So according to you, as long as we can take good care of the goods we bought, it will be fine?"

Gru nodded slightly, with a mocking smile in his eyes.

Seeing this, Rango did not go up and beat up the guy as Teddy had expected. Instead, he looked around calmly and then picked up an abandoned leather bag from the corner.

In the next moment, Rango seemed to turn into a red lightning, shuttling between Gru's stalls. In the blink of an eye, the minions magically disappeared from the spot.

The bag in Rango's hand had become heavy. Inside it were the Minions he had captured at an extremely fast speed, a hundred of them, without a single number missing.

He weighed the heavy bag in his hand, spread his hands to Gru and said, "I think they can't escape now."

"Give it back to me!"

Gru, who always treated the Minions as his own private property, became furious the instant he realized what was happening. He pulled out a gun and shot directly at Rango!
Rango dodged the white ray from the gun in an instant, and the next second the monster hit by the ray was actually frozen into a big block of ice!

Freeze gun?
Gru failed to hit the target and pulled the trigger frantically. In the past, he was the only one who took advantage of others, but no one else took advantage of him!
You want to buy a hundred Minions for one million dollars?
He really owes it to his grandmother!
Rango quickly dodged one ray after another, then rushed in front of the hooked nose and raised his leg to deliver a knee strike!
Gru, who was hit hard against the wall, rubbed his chest in pain and was about to pick up his weapon to fight again, but Rango's figure was already in front of him.

Looking at this guy who didn't look like a good guy, Rango pointed at him and said seriously: "If you weren't greedy, you wouldn't be in this situation now. Don't be reluctant to part with these 100 Minions. We bought them with our own money. Besides, it's time for you to suffer a little loss." After saying that, Rango sent out a [Dragon Might] as if threatening to intimidate the guy who was still ready to make a move, and then raised his eyebrows at him and said: "If you want to go back, just buy them yourself. One million each."

After saying that, he signaled to Teddy and the others, and the group swaggered out of the market with leather bags full of Minions.

Looking at their backs, Gru pouted in dissatisfaction. He had already decided that he would steal the Minions back!

But what's this guy's name?

"One hundred! You actually bought one hundred of these things! Even if you like this thing, can't you buy one or two and keep them at home?"

"Don't be like that, Rango. If you only buy one or two, they will be lonely. A hundred is just right. They can even mate and multiply."

".Shit, sometimes I really can't tell whether you are a genius or a bad guy."

At a barbecue stall in the market.

Rango, who had just escaped from Gru, immediately complained to Teddy.

And Teddy was still telling Rango about the benefits of owning a Minion.

“They can do the laundry and cook.”

"So can Megan."

“They can surf the Internet and do scientific research.”

"Megan can do it too. She can even connect her brain to the Internet. The most powerful hacker you can find can't be a match for Megan."

"OK Minions can still sing and dance."

"Meghan can dance just as well, although her dancing is a little weird."

"Fuck, you shouldn't have summoned Megan!" Teddy replied depressedly. Seeing that Rango was angry after hearing it, he immediately said, "But the Minions have an advantage that Megan can't replace - they can bring pure emotional value. Seeing their cute appearance, my mood instantly improved."

Rango shook his head helplessly and said, "There's no need to buy so much. The house will be a mess."

As he spoke, he looked at the little yellow people who were picking at the vent of the leather bag and looking at him pitifully, and sighed softly: "Well, I hope they can live in harmony with their families."

"Yeah!!!" Teddy immediately clenched his fists excitedly.

Rango couldn't help but laugh as he watched this guy teasing the Minions.

The combination of Teddy Bear + Minions is a bit too weird.

After taking a bite of the skewer in his hand, Rango didn't bother to care what kind of meat it was. At least it tasted good. And looking at the courage of the merchants in the market, they didn't seem to dare to buy and sell human flesh.

At this time, the three Hellboys also came over with a woman hostage.

This guy first grabbed the beer on Rango's table and took a big gulp, then proudly introduced: "This woman is the younger sister of the previous Prince Nuada. I don't know what she was thinking to escape to the Troll Market alone. Hahahaha, with her here, we can definitely catch Nuada!"

"You're lucky."

Rango looked up at the woman, and sure enough, her appearance was almost exactly the same as that of Prince Nuada.

Hellboy continued unhappily: "But it's a pity that this woman refuses to say anything when asked, just like a mute. Damn it."

Rango frowned and asked, "Did you find the fragment of the Holy Crown on her?"

"Fragments of the Holy Crown?" Hellboy and others looked confused.

Seeing this, Rango had no choice but to recall the contents of the movie and explain to them again, focusing on telling them that there were three pieces of the holy crown fragments, and once they were all collected, they could summon the golden legion from thousands of years ago.

This legion is indestructible and was the ultimate weapon used by the elves in their fight against humans.

The reason why Nuada attacked the auction house and took away the fragment of the Holy Crown was to summon the Golden Legion again to avenge mankind and destroy the world.

After hearing what Rango said, Hellboy and others immediately looked serious.

"Fuck it, why do I keep running into lunatics like this who want to destroy the world!" the Baron complained speechlessly.

Rango agreed: "That's right! I've wanted to ask this question for a long time. These guys don't even think about it. If the world is destroyed, where will they live?"

"So what should we do now?" Faced with the current dilemma, the fishman Abel made a seemingly unrealistic suggestion: "Since she refuses to say anything, maybe we can try to find a psychologist?"

"Um"

Rango thought of a cook in his mind. He pondered and said, "As for psychologists, I know a good one."

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At the same time, while they were busy saving the world, a group of uninvited guests arrived at a hotel in Brooklyn.

Winston, the manager of the Continental Hotel in New York, looked at the group of strangely dressed guys in front of him and suddenly had an ominous premonition.

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