Extraordinary North America: Where are the magical partners?

Chapter 123 Ancient God Titan, Sacrifice is coming.
Inside a building called [Bridge and Tunnel Administration].

"Unlike us [Wooden House], MIB's headquarters is in New York, and it has no branches in North America. Do you know why?"

"Well, because they forced all the aliens in North America to gather in New York City?"

"Shit." Joe looked at Rango in shock, "You are much smarter than your dad, Pete."

He shook his head with emotion and continued, "You are right. Almost all aliens in North America are in New York City, so the jurisdiction of the MIB is actually very small, just this area."

"But compared to them, our [Wooden House] is very difficult. Many team members need to run around the entire North American land to capture the dark creatures that are causing trouble."

Rango was surprised to see this and asked, "Is it because of insufficient funds? Why don't you build branches in different places?"

Joe smiled bitterly and said, "Funding is not a problem. Washington is paying close attention to the dark turmoil. The amount of funding allocated each time is huge. But the main problem is that although there are many monsters hidden among humans, there are very few demon hunters. And..."

He didn't know what he was thinking about, and said unhappily: "There are also many financial groups that have secretly set up demon hunting organizations, using high salaries to poach many capable demon hunters and superpowers, so the [Wooden House] has always been short of manpower."

"You've seen that here in New York, sometimes when something goes wrong, the MIB has to mobilize manpower to help."

Rango shrugged noncommittally. Capturing dark creatures is much more dangerous than dealing with terrorists. If you are unlucky enough to meet a guy from hell, even if your body dies, your soul will be tortured.

In his opinion, anyone in this situation would choose the one with the best salary and benefits, and there is nothing to complain about.

Joe at the side seemed to see through his thoughts and immediately said, "But Rango, you are different. With your ability, if you join the 'Woodhouse', I guarantee that your salary and treatment will be top-notch, and the same goes for your teammates."

Rango nodded to show his understanding, and then asked, "Is it okay for us to go in and out of the MIB headquarters like this? Will their leaders have any objections?"

"Hahaha, don't worry. When Pete and Cleveland were still around, we often came here to have fun."

He then chuckled and whispered, "Those alien moon dancers are much more exciting than those on Earth."

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Rango glanced at the guy's lower limbs in shock. Didn't they say last time that he was paralyzed from the waist down? How could that thing still move?
The elevator door slowly opened, and Rango seemed to have traveled through time and space and stepped into a bizarre world.

But unlike the monsters that exuded a terrifying aura that they had seen in Hotel Transylvania, these alien creatures in the MIB headquarters behaved just like normal people.

"They are queuing up for visas." Joe pointed at the alien creatures queuing quietly and explained, "Many aliens need to go through the procedures to return to their home planet once their temporary stay on Earth expires."

Rango nodded in understanding. "That makes sense."

After seeing them, in addition to the staff, there were even many aliens greeting Joe. It can be seen that this old guy has come here to play many times in the past.

Soon they entered a corridor, and Joe walked to a closed office door and knocked a few times. "Quigmar, it's me, look who I brought with me."

"Fuck, the soundproofing of the MIB room is too poor!" A slightly anxious voice came from behind the door, "I can hear every time someone knocks on the door outside!"

Joe shrugged at Rango and continued knocking on the door.

But not long after, Quagma's exclamation came again: "Fuck, stop knocking, the woman below me is having a seizure because of your knocking! No, wait, keep knocking, her muscles are contracting, guys, this feels so good!"

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Rango looked at Qiao in shock and asked in disbelief, "You just said that this guy inside is my father's best friend?"

Joe smiled awkwardly, trying to excuse Quagma's behavior: "Hahaha, although Quagma is a little bit lustful, he is still a very reliable person."

After saying this, he looked at Rango with a strange look.

It seems that this kid still doesn't know how bad his parents' personalities are and how bad their tastes are.
After a long wait, accompanied by a loud scream, the door was finally opened.

A man wearing a Hawaiian-style short-sleeved shirt appeared in front of everyone.

Rango looked at him carefully. He looked younger than Joe, with very bright eyes, but the most unforgettable thing was his wide and big chin.

"Rango?!"

Quigmar recognized Rango at a glance and gave him a big hug excitedly, as if he had met a long-lost relative.
The guy then pulled his hand and said excitedly: "Look, look, the kid from the Pete family has grown up. Hahaha, come and tell your uncle how many dark creatures you have killed over the years?"

Rango was a little confused by this sudden enthusiasm. He laughed awkwardly and replied, "Not much. In addition to the yellow-eyed demon, there is also a black angel with wings."

"Walter?" Hearing this, Quigmar was shocked. "Rango, you like men? And how come you can even do that to black people?"

"." Rango was stunned for a moment, and then he realized that the "fuck" in Quigma's mouth was completely different from what he understood.

Quigma then burst into laughter and patted Rango on the shoulder: "Hahaha, don't be nervous, buddy, Uncle Quigma is just joking with you."

Then he yelled into the room: "Hey, can't you see I'm talking to someone? Get out there and get some coffee!"

The next second, a strange creature shaped like an octopus and covered with tentacles staggered out. Its facial features were blurred and its facial features seemed to be squeezed together. Only a small round mouth was constantly wriggling.

At this time, a harsh female voice came from inside: "Quigma, if you were my husband, I would definitely poison your coffee."

Not to be outdone, Quigmar responded, "Don't worry, Moon Man. If I had a wife like you, I would drink it without hesitation!"

After the tentacle monster left, he raised his eyebrows at Rango and said, "Although this moon woman is a little ugly, her education is very good, which is just right for macho men like us. Giggity~giggity~All right~"

As he spoke, he also made some hip thrusting movements.
Rango stood there in a daze, feeling mixed emotions, and finally decided to change the subject: "So, the Americans did land on the moon?"

"Hahaha, of course man." Quigmar said seriously: "Think about it, if the American moon landing was fake, then why didn't we see a single lunar native when other countries landed on the moon?"

"Understood"

Rango nodded in agreement. Although they had only met for a minute, the shock this Uncle Quigmar brought to him was greater than that of some damn yellow-eyed devil.

"Oh by the way Rango, you have to remember that not every alien woman can be touched."

Quigmar changed the subject and warned Rango, "Just like the moon stowaway just now, when that woman is excited, her body will release a virus that is deadly to humans. You must never try it."

Rango was surprised when he heard this: "Then you still..."

"Hahaha, don't worry about Rango." Joe explained with a smile: "Quigma's body contains all kinds of viruses known to mankind. This guy is immune to all poisons."

“Except Ebola,” Quigmar said, adding with regret, “I had Ebola once, but it was not fatal.”

Inside the office, as the greetings ended, the three of them sat together, coffee in hand, and the atmosphere gradually turned formal.

Rango told them in detail what happened to him in the hotel, focusing on the appearance of Prince Nuada and the tooth fairy monster they released.

After hearing this, Joe said solemnly: "That creature is called the Tooth Fairy. It has appeared several times in Mexico before. I didn't expect this guy to dare to bring it to New York."

“Maybe it wasn’t brought in from outside.”

Quigmar, who looked like a sex addict a few minutes ago, now looked serious and focused. He stroked his chin and recalled, "When I was having sex with a woman from the Dryad tribe, she told me that a lot of dangerous items have been leaking out of the Troll Market these days. This Tooth Fairy monster is very likely bought from the market."

"OK, then things are easy."

Joe acted quickly and took out his phone: "I'll notify Hellboy and the others to go to the Troll Market to check. They must catch the monster who sold the Tooth Fairy and torture him to see if he knows the whereabouts of Nuada's group."

Then, he turned his gaze to Quigmar: "And you, stop meeting those old lovers in secret. The sacrifice day is coming soon. How are you selecting the sacrifice?"

Quigmar shrugged and replied easily, "The slut, the idiot, the strong man, the smart guy, and the virgin. All five have been selected. If nothing goes wrong, they will go out for an outing in a few days, and then you know what will happen."

Hearing their words, Rango thought of the plot of the movie "The Cabin in the Woods". In this movie, in addition to being responsible for guarding and capturing those dark creatures, the "Cabin" organization also needs to monitor the Titans known as the Ancient Gods.

These people need to be sacrificed regularly in the order of prostitutes → idiots → athletes → scholars → virgins, and they need to be pleased with standardized procedures.

Only in this way can we stop their thoughts of destroying the world and put them into a deep sleep.

He frowned and thought for a while before asking, "Besides sacrificing these humans, don't we have any other way to keep the ancient god asleep, or even kill him directly?"

"Oh, it seems you know a lot, Rango."

Quagma smiled slightly, but his eyes revealed helplessness: "We tried, but there was no way. Those so-called Lords of Hell and Ancient Demons are as weak as ants in front of the Titans, not to mention us humans. Peter and Louise even took the initiative to communicate with the Ancient Gods, but in the end they failed. But it's strange that not long after they came back, your sister Megan was born, and we didn't even know your mother was pregnant at that time."

He patted Rango's shoulder and consoled him, "Don't worry, kid. After so many years, we have been getting along well with the ancient gods. When the sacrifice is held in a few days, remember to come to the [Wooden House] to watch the ceremony. I'll reserve a great seat for you."

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(End of this chapter)