Extraordinary North America: Where are the magical partners?

Chapter 115 "Surrender, surrender, surrender, what surrender!"

Early morning at Murder House.

Rango stood in front of the bathroom mirror, his chin covered with fine white foam. He swayed his body involuntarily to the lazy and charming melody of the bedroom record, enjoying this rare moment of pleasure.

“Da da~da da~da da~”

“Da da~da da~da da~da~”

"I love you baby~and if it's quite all right~"

"I need you baby~to warm the lonely night~"

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The swaying magnetic voice from the record player suddenly stopped. Gloria walked into the bathroom with a mysterious smile on her face and asked softly, "What are you doing, baby?"

"What do you think I'm doing?" Rango replied casually while shaving his chin and neck with a razor.

Gloria tilted her head towards him and said with concern, "Let me help you."

"No, no, no, I like to shave myself." Rango immediately refused. He was not a master from the last century who needed to be served by others.

However, Gloria was very persistent, so Rango finally handed over the razor and gently warned: "Be careful, dear, the blade is very sharp."

"of course."

Gloria took the razor and shaved it gently and attentively. With her skillful hands, Rango's beard was gradually removed.

Feeling the careful touch, Rango raised his eyebrows and said, "Your skills are better than I thought. Don't be so gentle, baby. You can't shave it cleanly like this. Hey, this is too heavy. You need to use more moderate force."

As he spoke, he closed his eyes and enjoyed this sudden service, the corners of his mouth couldn't help but rise slightly.

However, before he could be happy for long, Gloria beside him suddenly asked, "Honey?"

"uh-huh?"

"Where were you last night?"

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Rango's smile froze instantly. Feeling the subtle touch of the sharp razor moving across his neck, he couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat on his forehead.

"I went to teach the copper smelter a lesson. Didn't Dom tell you when he got back?"

"Yes, but he also said that the coppersmith was a female teacher, and a very pretty one at that. He also said in a strange way that you should stay there and give her a good beating? Is that right, dear?"

Gloria shaved the beard in front of her with a razor expressionlessly, and the blade occasionally touched the man's exposed skin.

"Ha, he did give me a good beating."

Rango's heart tightened and he forced himself to smile.

Yes, there was education, but the female teacher educated herself.

As soon as he walked in last night, before they had even started talking for a few words, the woman couldn't wait to take out a teaching stick and whipped herself with it, forcing her to say that she was a bad boy who longed for a teacher's education.

After playing role-playing games for a whole night, Rango concluded that the woman must be truly repentant.

After all, he doesn't look young.
Time passed minute by minute, and the bathroom became so quiet that the only sound left was the delicate friction between the razor and the skin.

With the last stroke of the razor, Gloria looked at her smooth chin in the mirror with satisfaction and smiled, "See, it takes a woman to do it more carefully."

Rango breathed a sigh of relief and quickly took the opportunity to change the subject, saying with a smile, "Yes, dear, you are so considerate. By the way, the vomiters are still waiting downstairs. You take a rest and I will go talk to them about business."

After saying that, he didn't care about the foam still on his face and fled out of the bathroom. Now Rango had only one thought: he must change to an electric shaver in the future!

At this moment, in the hall downstairs.

All the members of the Demon-Extermination Team that Rango had organized to fight against Yellow Eyes have taken their seats. They are sitting or leaning, scattered among the sofas, with very relaxed expressions.

The excitement of the bar revelry last night had not yet subsided, and Rango had told them to come to the murder house the next day to discuss an important matter.

Based on the experience of the last cooperation, although Rango’s quality as a boss is a little poor and his mind is not quick, he is at least generous, and as a BOSS, he is always the first to rush to the front when something happens.

Everyone had a very high opinion of him, so there was no hesitation this time. They all thought there was money to be made again, so they all gathered together with great interest.

Following this, a burst of hurried footsteps came from the stairwell.

Rango walked into the hall, holding a few tissues in his hand and wiping the remaining foam on his chin.

When he saw everyone, his originally mumbling expression immediately stopped, and he clapped his hands and looked at everyone happily.

"What's up buddy."

Rango high-fived and hugged everyone one by one.

Although more than half a month has passed since the last time we dealt with Yellow Eyes, due to the experience of fighting side by side last time, everyone's feelings are not unfamiliar.

Rango looked at everyone and found that except for the two brothers Dean and Sam, everyone else was present.

The four Ninja Turtles, Shadow Hunter Clare, Vomiting Man and Big Eater, Super Boy Andrew, Lucky Girl Amanda, and even Nick who eavesdrops on women's hearts were present.

"Wait. What's that empty seat?"

Rango raised his eyebrows, then picked up a rainbow candy from the coffee table and threw it towards the empty space on the sofa. When he found that it was bounced away, he immediately said unhappily: "Invisible man, why didn't you say hello when you arrived?" "Sorry."

A hoarse voice came from the other side, and the invisible man replied with difficulty: "I have had a cold these days, and my throat is hoarse and I don't want to talk."

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Rango shook his head helplessly. This invisible man not only had abnormal abilities, but his behavior was even more abnormal.

The invisible man in Hotel Transylvania at least wears clothes and glasses when he goes out, so he can be recognized at a glance.

But this guy in their team is naked all day long, and likes to rub his private parts from time to time. If no one else can see, this bastard would have been beaten to death long ago.

In order to avoid similar embarrassing situations in the future, Rango thought about it and walked directly to Raphael, the second oldest of the Ninja Turtles.

Then, under his puzzled gaze, he pulled away the headscarf with the word "anger" engraved on it that was tied to his forehead, walked to the empty sofa, and handed it to the invisible man.

"Put it on for me. From now on, every time you go to a party, you have to have some identification, like glasses or a headscarf, to let people know you're here. If you don't wear it, I'll beat you up first!"

The invisible man was silent for a while, then asked weakly, "Is G plug okay?"

"You"

After being threatened with fists raised by everyone, the invisible man still put on his headscarf obediently.

So, a red headscarf with the word "anger" on it suddenly appeared above the empty sofa seat.

All the male compatriots present were relieved after seeing this, no longer having to worry about being taken advantage of by this pervert at any time.

"Ahem, let's get back to the topic. I called you all together today because I have good news to announce."

Rango cleared his throat and stood in the middle of the crowd, his tone filled with a bit of solemnity and excitement, "I've found you a good job in the system, with guaranteed income, all kinds of insurance and benefits, and housing!"

After saying this, he looked at everyone expectantly, but everyone's expressions were very confused, as if they didn't understand what he was saying at all.

"Um, boss, what exactly do you want to say?" The vomiting man raised his hand first and asked, with a confused look on his face.

"It's obvious."

Rango explained speechlessly: "To put it simply, I want to lead everyone to join an official demon hunting organization. The leader there valued my ability, invited me to be the captain of the capture team, and allowed me to form my own team."

"You are the first candidates that come to my mind. After all, we have fought side by side against the demons of hell. I have great confidence in your strength and character."

"Do you understand now?"

"Great!" Clare immediately applauded and cheered when she heard it, but the others looked at each other in silence.

Rango was puzzled when he saw this: "What does your reaction mean?"

Nick shrugged and said bluntly: "I like being with you guys more because I am curious about the circle of people with super powers. I really have no interest in being a demon hunter."

The Vomit Man also agreed, "Me too. Killing monsters is just my side job. I value money and freedom more. Besides, working for the government is too troublesome. Haven't you seen the movies? Jason Bourne was discarded by the CIA after he was no longer useful."

As soon as these words were spoken, they immediately resonated with everyone.

"That makes sense. If we join this government organization, maybe after all the monsters in the world are captured, we'll be the last monsters to be eliminated."

"Politicians are shameless. We must not listen to them. And most importantly, fighting monsters is fun, but it's not fun if you treat it as a job."

"Surrender, surrender, what for?" The Ninja Turtles, who had read many oriental classics, also echoed.

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Seeing this, Rango frowned. He really didn't consider everyone's thoughts and concerns.

Compared with these wild paths in front of them, two generations of the Winchester family have held important positions in the "Cabin in the Woods", leaving a very deep mark.

Especially the current senior leader of the organization, Joe in Wheelchair, and his parents' deep friendship provided an invisible endorsement of trust for his joining, which was why Rango dared to go there with confidence.

While hunting down those dark creatures, he can also take the opportunity to accumulate system progress.

However, for the vomiters, the situation is quite different.

Some of them have strange personalities, and some do not look like normal people. They are already suffering from prejudice and exclusion in the secular society. This identity makes them naturally resistant to integrating into the official system and becoming public officials.

Rango took a deep breath and quickly adjusted his strategy. He clapped his hands to attract everyone's attention: "Everyone, listen to me. I will go to that organization to investigate in the next two days. If you are interested, you can come with me."

"What I can guarantee you is that if we become partners fighting side by side, you will only be responsible to me and will not have to worry about those red tapes and the interference of politicians. In addition, I will do my best to strive for the greatest autonomy and the most generous treatment for you. How about this, can you accept this proposal?"

After the words fell, everyone looked at each other and then nodded.

Seeing this, Rango smiled and suggested, "OK, let's have a meal together first, and then we can go to the sewer together."

"Why are you going there?" the Ninja Turtle asked in surprise.

"Let Master Mouse teach us some Kung Fu!"

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At the same time, in the witch academy far away in Boston.

Emma inevitably became the focus of many witches in the academy.

(End of this chapter)