When the emperor comes to modern times, history collapses!

Chapter 291: The Domineering Lan Yu

There was dead silence all around, so quiet that one could hear the sound of a needle falling.

Everyone was dumbfounded, their mouths wide open, their eyes staring at what was happening before their eyes, their faces filled with disbelief.

No one had expected that after the other party clearly stated his identity, Lan Yu would act without hesitation or mercy, and instantly strike out like a storm, violently knocking the man from Britain away!
Didn't give the other party any face.

For a long time, Britain's powerful reputation has been deeply engraved in people's hearts.

That is not groundless talk or obtained by boasting, but the supreme glory forged through one fierce and brutal battle after another, with real swords and guns.

The British fleet, in particular, roamed the four seas, was invincible and unstoppable, almost to the point of being invincible and unstoppable.

Therefore, even if some people may be dissatisfied with them behind their backs, or even speak ill of them, openly, no matter where they go or who they face, no one dares to offend Britain easily, let alone go against their will.

However, at this moment, some people dared to so brazenly challenge the authority and dignity of Britain.

It was something no one had imagined.

It can be seen from the skin color and flag that they are definitely authentic Han Chinese.

It is even more unimaginable.

Time passed minute by minute, and after a long time, everyone slowly came back to their senses as if waking from a dream.

The shocking scene I just witnessed was like a scene in a dream being played out in the real world.

Poor William was lying on the ground in a miserable state, looking confused and at a loss, not knowing what to do.

In the past, no matter where he went, as long as he made his identity known, he would be greeted with warm cheers and a welcoming reception, and no one ever dared to deny him face.

But today, a huge army appeared out of nowhere, rushed up and attacked him without saying a word.

This is not just a slap to him personally, it is clearly a slap in the face to the country he belongs to, destroying its dignity!
No matter what the outcome is, today's face is completely lost.

It was really humiliating to lie straight on the cold, hard ground!

However, if he struggled to stand up at this moment, what if that guy took advantage of the situation and attacked again, he would end up in an even more embarrassing situation, and the face he would lose would be several times greater than it is now!
A small leak will sink a great ship.

William had no choice but to lie facing the earthy ground, which smelled of dirt, like an abandoned puppy, motionless.

At this moment, a disgusting stench suddenly penetrated into his nostrils. He opened his eyes slightly, and the next scene almost made him vomit.

I couldn't help but curse in my heart: Who on earth is so immoral that he urinates and defecates here? He smeared my face! He is so unlucky! When I catch this guy, I will tear him into pieces! "

At this moment, a shout suddenly came from the noisy crowd: "How dare you! Don't you know who he is? He is from Britain! How dare you attack him? It's simply lawless!"

The person who made the call was Martin from Gaul.

Martin shouted loudly, but it was not out of kindness that he stood up to speak for William or to defend him.

You know, the relationship between the two countries has always been complex and delicate, with times of mutual cooperation and also moments of fierce competition.

Normally, both sides are eager to see the other side make a fool of themselves.

They also do a lot of things to take advantage of others' misfortunes.

Now seeing what is happening here, Martin, as his sworn enemy, is shocked. But how could he easily miss such a great opportunity?

You must show your presence.

In order to prevent himself from being hit, he deliberately squeezed into the crowd. Feeling that he would not be hit, he shouted at the top of his voice and deliberately emphasized William's so-called special identity, for fear that others would not know that the person lying on the ground was a British.

At this moment, how could William, who was still lying on the ground, not understand Martin's thoughts?

It's obvious that he's here to embarrass himself.

Otherwise, why would you emphasize your identity?

William was so angry that he was shaking all over. He wanted to jump up immediately and curse at Martin.

But reason told him that the current situation was unfavorable and rash action would only put him in a more embarrassing situation.

Helplessly, he could only suppress his anger and cursed inwardly: "Humph! Damn Martin, just wait and see! I will settle this account with you sooner or later!"

The disgusting filth covered his entire face. If he stood up like this, it would be extremely embarrassing and humiliating.

In desperation, he had to continue pretending to be unconscious, lying motionless on the cold ground, hoping to avoid the ridicule and accusations of others.

In this special era, the relationship between the two countries is extremely tense and strained.

Ivanov, a staff member from the Russian Bear, happened to be close to the scene. When he saw the filthy mass on the ground, he first carefully measured the length of the whip in Lan Yu's hand, and then stood confidently in a safe area where the whip could not reach.

He pinched his thigh, turning the smile on his face into pain, and shouted loudly: "How audacious! Don't you know his identity? Aren't you afraid of his revenge?"

As he spoke, he reached out and pulled William, who was lying on the ground, up.

William was involuntarily pulled up by the other party. As one of the key figures in this conflict, he instantly attracted the attention of everyone present.

Everyone was looking forward to seeing how William, who was known for his arrogance, would lose his temper next.

As a result, people around were surprised to find that William's originally fair and handsome face was covered with yellow, sticky, unknown objects, making him look particularly funny.

The yellow stains are clearly visible, and the pungent smell is so obvious that everyone knows what it is without having to say it explicitly.

"Ugh...that looks like a pile of poop!" A sudden exclamation came from the crowd, followed by a series of dry retching sounds.

"No wonder there is a foul smell, I thought something had happened." Another person couldn't hold back the smile on his face and hurriedly pinched his arm.

At this moment, someone shouted, "Look, William is drooling!"

This sentence was like a bombshell, instantly causing a stir among the crowd.

Everyone turned their eyes to poor William, only to see that he had his eyes closed, his face was as pale as paper, and his body was trembling slightly.

At this moment, William kept cursing in his heart: "What are you drooling about? You bastards, can't you see that I'm desperately vomiting? You are really blind!" However, facing the strange eyes and accusations of the crowd, he didn't dare to open his eyes at all, for fear that opening his eyes would bring more ridicule and sarcasm.

The main point is that if I don’t move, others won’t see it.

A large army with hundreds of thousands of people, no matter where it appears, indicates that something important is about to happen.

Many newspapers smelled something unusual and quickly sent a large number of reporters to find out the truth, hoping to dig up some sensational news.

Who could have imagined that such an incredible scene would be seen at the scene - the British were beaten up in the street, their faces were covered with a layer of something that looked like feces, and there was suspicious liquid hanging from the corners of their mouths.

Such a "wonderful" scene left everyone present dumbfounded, and for a moment they even forgot how to react.

"Haha, such a rare scene must not be missed! We must take a picture of it!" Finally, a quick-witted reporter came to his senses first, raised the camera in his hand, and took a lot of pictures of William's face.

Seeing this, other reporters followed suit. The sound of shutter clicks filled the air as more than a dozen reporters rushed to take a close-up of William's face.

When William heard the dense shutter sounds, he felt so angry that his teeth were itching.

I was so upset: If I had known it would turn out like this, I should have run away no matter what I said just now! Now, I was photographed like this by this group of hateful reporters. I knew without thinking that I would definitely be the headline of today's news! Maybe someone has already started writing an article. In a few days, this matter will probably spread all over the country, and even the whole world will know about it.

Absolute social death!
Even if I become more capable in the future, I am afraid no one will dare to use me.

It really damages the image.

It will definitely become a topic of conversation after dinner.

It's over, it's over...

The hatred towards Lan Yu in his heart had reached its peak, and he wished he could tear Lan Yu into pieces.

Lan Yu was stunned, his eyes wide open, looking at the scene in front of him in astonishment. He could never imagine that someone would be so unhygienic and dare to urinate and defecate in broad daylight.

You know, during the Hongwu Ming Dynasty, every street had public toilets!
If someone dares to do such an indecent act on the street, the punishment he will suffer will definitely be unforgettable. I am afraid that even he would choose to commit suicide rather than endure such punishment.

Seeing the other person's embarrassed and socially dead look, Lan Yu felt a little guilty for the first time towards a foreigner. He slowly reached into his arms, fumbled out a shiny silver dollar, and threw it at the other person, saying, "Well... you should wash it first, don't get too close to me, the smell is really strong."

The silver dollar flew up from Lan Yu's hand like a meteor, drew a beautiful arc in the air, and landed accurately on the other person's cheek. What was even more surprising was that the silver dollar actually stuck to the other person's face.

"Hahahaha!"

Many people gathered around to watch the fun. They were whispering to each other, pointing and talking, and bursting into laughter and discussions from time to time.

At this moment, a miniature Japanese soldier suddenly walked out of the crowd.

With eyes wide open, he rushed to Lan Yu and yelled at the top of his lungs, "How dare you humiliate our friends in public? Get down on your knees and apologize to them! Otherwise, you will be wrathful to face us!"

The tuft of mustache under the nose was such an obvious feature that Lan Yu knew the other person's origin at a glance.

He sneered, a hint of disdain flashed in his eyes, then he raised his right hand and slapped him with lightning speed.

"Noisy!"

With a crisp "bang" sound, the arrogant Japanese soldier flew backwards like a cannonball.

It was quite a coincidence that after flying for a distance, the man hit William right in the face.

The silver dollar that was originally stuck to William's face also moved to another position and stuck firmly on the Japanese's cheek.

The Japanese soldier wiped his face and smelled a foul odor, but he didn't dare to take William's vomit seriously.

Noticing the gazes from all around, he pulled William away dejectedly.

"Hahahaha!"

Seeing the two leave, the others couldn't help laughing any longer.

With the experience of the British, others put away their arrogance to avoid being the next one.

Martin took a few steps forward and bowed slightly: "I am Martin of Gaul, and I would like to see the commander of your army. I hope I can help introduce you."

Lan Yu snorted coldly: "No time!"

Urge the warhorse under his crotch to move forward.

Martin's expression changed slightly. He didn't expect the other party to be so disrespectful to him.

He suppressed his anger and smiled: "General, you'd better ask your commander. You have already offended the British. If you offend the Gauls, aren't you afraid of a double blow?"

Lan Yu suddenly paused and his expression turned a little ugly.

Martin was delighted, thinking that the Gallic rooster still had face.

The British man just said one sentence and was beaten away.

Now, hearing the threat in his words, the other party's expression finally changed.

Martin raised his chin proudly, thinking that it seemed the other party knew who the real big shot was.

Lan Yu frowned and sneered.

"I'm afraid of you!"

He turned the warhorse under his crotch, and the horse turned around and used its hooves to kick Martin into the air, landing at the place where William had just been lying.

"I am Lan Yu, the Vanguard of the Ten Thousand Dynasties Coalition Army. Welcome to fight. If you come, I will kill ten. If you come, I will kill a hundred!"

Martin vomited bile and realized what William felt just now.

Another Japanese soldier came over and helped Martin up, not caring about the stench at all, with a flattering look on his face: "Sir, are you okay? I am Saburo Inoue from Japan. Please wipe the poop off your face." He directly used his clothes to wipe the poop for the other person.

He turned around and shouted at Lan Yu: "Just wait, we will never let you go!"

(End of this chapter)