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Chapter 255 The Emperor is Confident in His Square Dance Troupe

At the end of the month.

The day of the emperor's party has come again.

This time they chose to gather at the Dayan Palace.

The sunlight softly shone on the magnificent palace, and a group of emperors who were feared by the world gathered together.

Everyone was dressed in gorgeous clothes and had a dignified look on their faces, but at this moment there was a relaxed and joyful atmosphere.

Old Zhu's hearty laughter resounded throughout the hall: "Hahahahahaha, our Old Zhu family now occupies half of the country. This is really a cause for celebration! Come on, everyone, let us raise our glasses together to celebrate this great moment!"

He raised his glass high, his eyes sparkling with pride and excitement.

My most valued eldest son has finally become emperor.

Zhu Biao raised the wine glass with a smile and greeted everyone, saying: "I am very grateful for your kindness and for sending such generous gifts. I will drink this glass first, and you can drink as you please!" After that, he raised his head and drank it all in one gulp, showing his heroic spirit.

The coronation ceremony was relatively simple.

However, other emperors still followed traditional customs and presented precious gifts.

These gifts are not only priceless, but also embody the characteristics and wisdom of their respective dynasties. They will undoubtedly have a positive impact on the rule of the new emperor Zhu Biao. In particular, those treasures that can help national development and improve scientific and technological levels just meet Zhu Biao's current urgent needs.

The First Emperor looked around and saw that they were all emperors from other dynasties.

Other dynasties, leaving aside the Ming Dynasty.

At least there were two emperors.

Moreover, don’t expect another emperor of the Qin Dynasty to appear in the future.

At most, he would give up his throne to Fusu so that another emperor could appear in the Qin Dynasty.

He frowned slightly, snorted coldly and said, "Old Zhu, I feel like you are mocking me. There is no delicious pig-killing dish in today's banquet. It really makes people feel that this wine is hard to drink."

Back then, he and Emperor Wu of Han had shared the same suffering and had experienced many ups and downs together.

But now, Emperor Wu of Han also has a father.

Only his Daqin was still sitting alone on the table.

As for Ying Yinman, she never liked drinking strong liquor, so she moved to the table where the queens were and chatted with the queens.

Emperor Wu of Han affectionately hugged the First Emperor's shoulders and advised with a smile: "Brother Zheng, why do you have to worry about this? In my opinion, you might as well consider changing the name of the country, for example, to Great Han. In this way, we can be regarded as the same dynasty. I believe that Emperor Gaozu will be happy to know it, and there are many emperors who have not yet appeared in the Great Han. You can teach them as an elder, wouldn't it be great?"

"Why should the great Qin Dynasty be annexed into the Han Dynasty? You should have just annexed it obediently! And in my opinion, you are traitors!" The First Emperor cursed.

At this time, Li Shimin, who replaced the Great Jin, slowly said: "In fact, I am the only one in the Great Tang."

Before he finished speaking, Li Yuan on the side snorted coldly and said with a displeased face: "Humph! What, now that you have become so powerful, do you even disown your father? I finally understand, you weigh 150 kilograms, of which 149 kilograms are rebellious, and the remaining little bit is just a tumor!"

Unlike Li Shimin of the Zhenguan Reign, the Li Yuan sitting at the table now is the real father.

After hearing what Li Yuan said, Li Shimin immediately shut his mouth and dared not say another word.

At this time, Zhu Ming asked everyone, "Everyone, how is the square dance competition you are planning going?"

Hearing this, the originally furious First Emperor suddenly became interested and laughed out loud, "Hahahahaha! Don't look at the large number of emperors from your dynasties, but I dare to assert that none of you here can beat me! The first place in this competition must belong to my Great Qin!"

The First Emperor's face was full of confidence and pride, as if he had already held the championship trophy firmly in his hands.

Emperor Jing of Han shook his head gently, with a confident smile on his face: "Brother Zheng, you really underestimate our Han Dynasty! Since the establishment of the cabinet, the burden on my shoulders has really been lightened a lot. In addition, the existence of the Ten Thousand Dynasties Alliance is like a stabilizing force, so there is no need to worry about being overthrown one day. Therefore, I simply delegated a lot of power. Look, recently, I have been leading a group of palace maids and eunuchs to dance square dance every day. Even if I put it to Xiao Zhu for a competition, I dare say that I will definitely win the first place!"

Emperor Wu of Han couldn't help but shake his head after hearing this. He said jokingly, "Father, you underestimate me a little too much, don't you? I have already started square dancing, and I am so skilled at it. Even if there is no surprise attack, it will be easy for me to defeat you, Father."

At this time, Yang Jian silently reached out and wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, then said firmly: "If it comes to dancing, I won't admit defeat to anyone!"

Yang Jian was very confident.

Yang Jian himself didn't really like dancing, but Empress Dugu was particularly fond of it.

When the emperor led a team to participate in such a competition for the first time, with Empress Dugu's pride, how could she let Yang Jian fall behind others and become the last one?
Every day before dawn, she would hurriedly pull Yang Jian out of bed and insist on taking him to the square to dance.

Even the morning court can be put aside and ignored, but square dancing will never be absent regardless of wind or rain.

After all, according to historical records of Yang Jian's age, he only had a few years left to live.

In Zhu Ming's luxurious and well-equipped private hospital, Yang Jian underwent a comprehensive and meticulous physical examination.

Based on various indicators, doctors gave professional treatment advice: You must never be careless when taking medication on time, and if the condition requires surgery, you must have the surgery decisively.

Even Yan Luo said personally that as long as Yang Jian exercised his body properly on a daily basis, such as dancing cheerful square dance, or practicing Tai Chi, which combines both hardness and softness, there would be absolutely no problem in ensuring that he lived another ten years in good health.

Empress Dugu kept this matter firmly in mind and from then on added another task to herself - to supervise Yang Jian's daily exercise at all times.

From then on, Yang Jian felt that his bleak life became even more tragic.

Empress Dugu set an example by personally guiding Yang Jian and even brought this fitness craze to the court.

Under the pressure of Empress Dugu's majesty, many ministers joined the team.

Even the ministers' families had to succumb to Empress Dugu's "female power" and dance along with her.

Nowadays in the Kaihuang Sui Dynasty, there are square dance competitions of all sizes every month, and a grand square dance competition is held every year.

This competition is of great significance to many people, because whoever can stand out in the competition and win the first place will win the favor and praise of Queen Dugu.

Empress Dugu praised it, and Yang Jian also applauded.

Gradually, the families of those ministers have come to regard participating in square dance competitions as an important task that must be completed.

Yang Guang smiled but said nothing. He did not say anything on the surface, but he could not help but sneer in his heart.

I was the first one in the palace to lead the palace maids and eunuchs to dance square dance.

Moreover, I have extremely strict requirements for every movement. All movements must be uniform, their heights and body shapes are similar, their arms are at the same angle, and they are usually pulled by a rope. They are all carefully choreographed and executed in full accordance with military standards.

Yang Guang had also seen square dancing in other dynasties. One was for entertainment and fitness, the other was for performance, and they were not on the same level.

As for the two Li Yuans, they are still a little confident.

But someone as young as Li Shimin seemed a little overwhelmed.

They always feel that square dancing is not suitable for them. After all, they have participated in it very few times in the past.

After much thought, I finally decided to give up struggling completely and just lie down and let it go.

Li Shimin raised his mouth slightly, forcing a smile, and said to Li Zhi: "As the saying goes, the Yangtze River's waves behind push the waves in front, and each wave is stronger than the last. Look at our Tang Dynasty, there are only three of us, the grandfather and the grandson, and you are the last. On weekdays, you always clamor to be better than your predecessors and ancestors. Now the opportunity is right in front of you, you must seize it and perform well. I, your father, have high hopes for you!"

When Li Zhi heard this, his face instantly turned ugly and he secretly complained in his heart.

In fact, he doesn't know how to square dance at all.

Looking back on the time when I visited Houshi, most of the people dancing in the square were middle-aged women and men, and there were very few young people participating.

Because of this, Li Zhi had never tried it. He originally thought that he could wait until he was old before dancing along.

Who would have thought that a square dance competition would be held at this time? When Li Zhi heard the news, he immediately backed out and simply chose to lie down.

Li Zhi quickly waved his hands and shook his head, saying repeatedly: "No, no, no, father, you have always been my role model and example! I am still young and my mind is not yet mature, and grandfather is old. If you want to talk about the one who is in the prime of life, it has to be you, father! For this matter, I still have to rely on you to take action. As for me, I still need to learn and practice for a few more years before I can have that ability."

After hearing what Li Zhi said, Li Shimin narrowed his eyes slightly, his gaze was as sharp as a torch, as if he could see through Li Zhi's thoughts at once. He knew clearly in his heart that this boy was probably like him, and had no interest in activities like square dancing.

I couldn't help but think in my heart, could it be that the last and second to last places in this square dance competition were taken by Datang?

If that were true, the Tang Dynasty would be laughed at by other emperors again.

"Li Zhi, this is for the glory of the Tang Dynasty, so you must not be the last one!"

Li Zhi knew his father very well and knew that his father, Li Shimin, must be the same as himself.

He smiled and said, "Don't worry, Father. I promise that the next member of the Zhenguan team will be my Yonghui team."

Li Shimin cursed in his heart: It's over, I'm second to last and you're last, no, there's another Li Shimin, I guess I'll be third to last.

The Tang Dynasty is definitely at the bottom.

Old Zhao scratched his head. He was interested in practicing boxing and Tai Chi every day. Because he was going to hold a square dance competition, he had to practice. Up to now, Little Apple couldn't dance it completely.

"Son, it's up to you. You have avenged the Jingkang humiliation. Don't create another square humiliation for the Song Dynasty. Otherwise, your father won't mind having a practice with you!"

Zhao Dezhao smiled slightly, "Don't worry, Father. The atmosphere in the Song Dynasty was not right before, and there were too many places for love affairs. The last time I went back, I closed down all the brothels and gathered all the top prostitutes together. They are all top-notch beauties, proficient in playing various instruments and singing, and have a solid dance foundation. In less than three days, they can dance well. Now they are very pure, and they have been re-arranged. It will definitely make people's eyes shine."

Old Zhao was stunned for a moment: "Asshole, such a good idea, why don't you tell father?"

"Father, the brothel in your place has disappeared for several years."

Old Zhu looked across and snorted, "It's not that we look down on you. We, Daming, were the first to come into contact with Xiao Zhu. For the sake of her health, we have had her dancing every day to exercise. There is no one in the harem who doesn't know how to do it. In order to make our sister happy, all the employees who can't dance well have been sent out of the palace. Every time the palace recruits, physical coordination is a must."

The two Zhu Di were dumbfounded and looked at each other. Who would dance square dance for no reason? It would not be as fun as physical training. The 400-meter obstacle course was so interesting.

As soon as Lao Zhu saw the expressions of the two men, he knew that they definitely wouldn't do that.

I didn't take it to heart at all.

"Rebellious son! If our Ming Dynasty comes last in this competition, I will beat you two with my shoe soles!"

The two Zhu Dis immediately complained: "Father, you can't blame me for this. I am busy fighting wars and guarding various countries every day. How can I have time to dance in the square? You are making things difficult for me."

The two Zhu Gaochi looked at each other, thinking to themselves: With my current body, it would be harder than climbing to the sky to jump up! I have to lose at least a few dozen pounds to have a glimmer of hope.

Zhu Di, who had just been reprimanded, was now even more furious. In a blink of an eye, he vented all his anger on Zhu Gaochi.

"You rebellious son! Look at you, you've become as fat as a pig! You don't even know how to lose weight? If the two of you go on stage to dance, it's just like two pieces of fat struggling on the chopping board! Just thinking about it makes me unable to bear to watch!"

The two Zhu Qiyu standing aside were also feeling very nervous at this moment, and had no confidence at all.

He had previously tried to get people in the palace to dance, but was impeached.

It was not until everyone discussed and decided to hold this dance competition that the ministers nodded in agreement.

To this end, the palace specially recruited a group of dancers and carried out intensive special training for them.

Zhu Qiyu met the Hongwu Daming Emperor, and Empress Ma led people to dance square dance in the palace.

He knew that his Jingtai team was far inferior to his own and was not at the same level at all.

Zhu Qiyu stole a glance at his grandfather Zhu Gaochi beside him, and he breathed a sigh of relief, thinking: I shouldn't be at the bottom, right? After all, the sight of those two pieces of meat jumping on the stage was definitely a big deduction!
Even if the two people in front of us were replaced by two great-grandfathers, they are just two big and strong rough men. How can they be considered beautiful?

Zhu Biao looked like he was watching a fun event.

Da Yan has just been established and will not participate.

Zhu Ming thought about his own Dalong Dynasty. In the entire Dalong Dynasty, there might be no one who could dance.

Fortunately, this competition is purely another contest between emperors. I am no longer one of their opponents and I don’t need to participate.

"Ahem, let's put competition second and friendship first!"

The emperors nodded in agreement and said in unison: "Of course, I won, so friendship must come first!" (End of this chapter)

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