When the emperor comes to modern times, history collapses!

Facing the coalition forces of all dynasties equipped with thermal weapons and elusive teleportation.

The coalition forces of several countries are no match at all.

The northern countries were quickly pacified.

The Tubo people fled back to the plateau in a panic, thinking that with the natural advantages, it would be no problem to hold the high ground.

Seeing Tubo acting like a coward, Wu Zetian gritted her teeth, but felt that this was the only way.

Zhu Di sneered: "You really think you can hold the high ground? Now I will tell you what it means to kill by jumping over the tower."

Many other dynasties have already incorporated the plateau into their territories.

He also recruited some soldiers from the plateau.

Others may not be able to adapt, but these native people certainly have no problem.

Even if these soldiers were not there, they had been specially trained when attacking the plateau before.

Two hundred thousand troops were selected.

With Zhu Ming's help, the army arrived at the Tubo's lair in the blink of an eye.

At this time, Tubo suffered heavy casualties on the plateau and had difficulty escaping.

There is no defense at all.

In the past, there was no need to set up strict defenses.

When the Central Plains dynasty attacks, there is no need to fight. You can just ride your horse a few times and then return to pick up the fruits of victory.

Zhu Di looked at the wide-open city gate and said, "Just charge in and try not to damage the city gate. After all, this place belongs to the Han people from now on. It will be a bit troublesome to rebuild it after demolishing it. Just arrest all the people in the city!"

In just a few days, Tubo, which had been entrenched on the plateau and caused headaches for the Sui and Tang dynasties, became history.

In Luoyang City, Wu Zetian was sitting in the court when she received news from the front that the allied forces of all dynasties had conquered Tubo, captured all the Tubo high-ranking officials, and incorporated it into the territory of the Tang Dynasty.

She was very excited because it meant that the Tang Dynasty's territory had been further expanded.

Expanding territory is the achievement that every emperor dreams of.

Although this victory was the result of the joint efforts of the coalition forces of all dynasties, this land will belong to the Tang Dynasty from now on and become a part of history.

As the emperor of the Tang Dynasty, Wu Zetian will undoubtedly leave a glorious mark in history books.

Wu Zetian shouted excitedly: "Come here, make arrangements immediately. I want to hold a grand banquet in Luoyang City to entertain all the allied forces!"

The officials of the Ministry of Rites were embarrassed. One of them answered cautiously: "Your Majesty, the army of the Ten Thousand Dynasties has a million people. It may be difficult to arrange them all at once. And even if we find enough venues, we can't provide food and wine for so many people!"

Another official from the Ministry of Rites also echoed, "Yes, Your Majesty, we really cannot afford such a large-scale banquet. If we were only entertaining the generals, it might be possible, but to entertain everyone, we need wine and food. This not only requires huge expenses, but also the supply of wine and food is a problem."

“Even if we have enough ingredients, it’s still a big problem to cook for a million people.”

Hearing this, Wu Zetian was not angry, but smiled and said: "You don't have to worry about the wine and food. Now go and take out all the gold from the treasury and give it to Emperor Zhu. He will find a way to solve this problem."

Zhu Ming smiled and said, "Just find a good place and get some big iron pots. Leave the rest to me."

Zhu Di said, "The more people there are at a celebration banquet, the more fun it will be. Xiao Zhu, why don't you go over and call everyone else?"

Zhu Ming nodded: "No problem!"

The Qin Dynasty
Little Apple rang in the palace.

The First Emperor and a group of palace maids and guards were dancing in the square.

The picture is very joyful.

"What do you mean by one bad apple spoils the whole barrel? I saw someone jumping around from a distance, but I didn't expect it was Brother Zheng."

Listening to the ridicule, the First Emperor snorted coldly: "If you have the ability, come and try it. Maybe you are not as good as me. What are you doing here?"

"It's the Empress Wu Zhou who has just appeared. She has just helped to quell the wars in the surrounding areas and is planning to hold a grand banquet. She thought how could she not include you, so she specially came to invite you."

"Wu Zetian showed up?" The First Emperor said with a sly smile, "Old Li and the other three will definitely be there. Go, and take a look. Help them sort out their relationship with each other over the wine table."

Qin III Ying Yinman said with some surprise: "So, from now on, I will no longer be the only emperor at the women's table."

When I was sitting in the women's seat before, the others were all queens, and they were all talking about harem gossip. I was the only emperor, so I had no say. The presence of the queen could ease the awkwardness.

Han Dynasty
Emperor Jing of Han and Emperor Wu of Han both said they would come.

The Sui Dynasty
After Yang Jian and Yang Guang got the news, they were in a mood to watch the fun.

Although they usually ate and drank together, Yang Guang felt happy as long as Li Yuan and his sons were embarrassed.

"Okay, okay, it's finally here. I'll have to ask Grandma Li later whether he and Wu Zetian are brother or sister, whether Li Er should call her aunt, daughter-in-law or daughter-in-law, and which title Li Zhi should choose from among aunt, grandmother, concubine and daughter-in-law. I found a few times ago that Li Zhi has a bit of an Oedipus complex, but I don't know what it would be like if he changed it to grandmother." Yang Guang said with a grin.

The Song Dynasty and the Ming Dynasty knew about the existence of the empress.

There are some records in history.

But I am also very curious about what the only empress in history looked like.

With a distortion of time and space, emperors from various dynasties were sent to Wu Zetian's Luoyang City.

At the same time, Zhu Ming went to the modern society. Faced with the food needs of a million people, it is easy to cause investigation in China, so it is more convenient to go directly abroad.

Wearing a human skin mask, he was teleported to the United States and launched a special "zero-dollar shopping" operation.

In the United States, it is still fast and convenient to buy for free.

Entering the supermarket warehouse, Zhu Ming opened the time and space channel.

Controlling the passage and sweeping through the cargo.

Not long after, the warehouse was emptied. After passing the ball, we arrived at the vegetable market.

There are mountains and seas of various vegetables, fruits and melons, beef, mutton, fish and all kinds of meat, and a wide range of seasonings.

Zhu Ming was naturally not polite.

Zhu Ming lurks like a ghost in the cafeterias of major universities in the United States.

He took the delicious dish fresh out of the pot without hesitation and even gave it a good review.

A bold zero-dollar shopping spree has caused complaints from Americans.

Most people's "zero-dollar purchases" only take a small amount of items, but this mysterious "alien" almost emptied out various warehouses, vegetable markets and canteens.

It helps many Americans save a big meal and has a significant weight loss effect.

After some efforts, Zhu Ming successfully bought a large amount of vegetables and various meats for zero yuan, solving the problem of food and wine that had been bothering the Ministry of Rites. With the assistance of the cooks of various troops, the preparation of food and wine was easily completed.

Soon, the whole city of Luoyang was filled with the rich aroma of food.

Finally it turned into a strong smell of alcohol!
Wu Zetian was too embarrassed to go to the women's table at the dinner table.

He pulled Ying Yinman to sit at the emperor's seat and drank and had fun with everyone.

After a few rounds of drinking, Yang Guang's eyes turned back and forth between Wu Zetian and Li Yuan, with a meaningful smile on his face. He said softly, "Grandma Li, you said before that you were brother and sister, but now it seems that you can only be a younger brother."

Hearing this, Li Yuan frowned slightly and sighed in his heart. As expected, Yang Guang would definitely not miss this opportunity to tease them.

The corners of his mouth rose, and he responded: "Cousin, if that's the case, shouldn't you also call me elder sister?"

Yang Guang was stunned. He didn't expect that the fire would burn him. He cursed inwardly that this old man was really hard to deal with.

"It's okay for me to shout. Let my three good grandchildren have great aunts and his great aunts. I think you shouldn't change it back to the Tang Dynasty. The Tang Dynasty is more corrupt and likes to kill brothers. It's better to change it to the Sui Dynasty. Your mother is also a member of the Yang family, and she was born in the Hongnong Yang family. We are still somewhat related by blood."

"Cousin, you don't have to worry about this. In our case, the Sui Dynasty has fallen. How can we change it to a title of destruction? It's unlucky!"

Yang Guang's face changed, and he thought to himself that Li Yuan was indeed an old fox. He quickly changed the subject and turned his attention to the two Li Shimins, trying to find a new breakthrough.

He smiled and said to them, "Two Li Er, should you toast to your aunt the Empress?"

Li Er, who replaced Da Jin, shook his head to refuse.

He explained: "I am not suitable, after all, I have returned to the Great Jin Dynasty. In a sense, we can be regarded as the ancestors of the Sui and Tang Dynasties. Although this is still the Great Tang Dynasty, it is different from the later Great Tang Dynasty, and the founding emperor has also changed."

Yang Guang and Li Yuan's eyes changed. You, Li Er, actually dare to call yourself the ancestor of Sui and Tang dynasties. This is really outrageous.

The other Li Shimin remained calm: "I don't have Wu Zetian, I only have a little girl named Wu Meiniang, who is engaged to the second son of the Fang family."

Old Zhu was stunned for a moment. "Who are you talking to? Fang Yiai, the second son of the Fang family. He couldn't even control Gao Yang, but he could control Wu Meiniang. I think the second son of the Fang family may not be able to escape the fate of history. Not only will he be cheated on, but he may also be executed for treason in the future. Do you dislike Fang Yiai or Fang Xuanling?"

"Environment can change a person. I think the Wu Meiniang I have may be different from the one you know."

Yang Guang smiled and said, "No matter if they are the same or not, the one in front of you is your sister's stepmother. As a junior, you should still offer a glass of wine. You should know that the Tang Dynasty values ​​solidarity and mutual assistance among brothers and sisters. This is what Grandma Li taught you since you were young."

Li Yuan shook his head: "That was in the past. All the previous family rules were abolished. I don't teach them that way now. They are all rebellious children who are willing to go against you. The more you teach them to unite, the more they will fight you in real life, and it will be passed down from generation to generation. As long as the brothers are in harmony, there will be no empress."

Li Zhi nodded, "I think the emperor's grandfather has made good changes. It's a pity that I didn't catch up when I was a child. Otherwise, I would have been free as a prince. The emperor nowadays is really not a job for humans. He gets up earlier than chickens every day and works harder than dogs. He used to be able to slack off and bully men and women, but now there are other people supervising him. He has to endure everything. He is also very competitive with each other. He is free only when we drink every month."

Yang Guang looked at Li Zhi with a sly smile on his face, "Little Li, your father has been a rough man since he was young. You know how he became the emperor. He used knives and guns against his brothers and elders, and was unreasonable. You can't learn from your father. Come on, toast to your great aunt. Your great aunt is very experienced in political tactics. If you can please her, she will teach you in the future, and you don't have to be so aggressive."

Li Zhi shook his head. What's the use of aunt? Unless there is a small word in front of it.

"If you are not used to calling me great-aunt, you can call me mother. I will toast to your father and mother. This is our table etiquette. Look at where you are sitting. You are obviously the vice-chairman. You should raise a few more glasses."

Even my great aunt can't do it, let alone my mother.

If I shout this out, I'm sure the two Li Shimins will give me a beating in doubles.

This was the first time Wu Zetian saw an emperor from another dynasty.

From the earliest Emperor Zheng Ge, the representative of the Han Dynasty, Emperor Wu of Han, who replaced the young Emperor Li Er of the Western Jin Dynasty, the previous Sui Dynasty, and the Emperor of the Song Dynasty after the Tang Dynasty, several emperors of the Zhu family in the Ming Dynasty, plus Emperor Zhu of the Dalong Dynasty.

According to custom, they address each other as brother and sister.

Although he returned to the Tang Dynasty, his relationship with the other people was a bit complicated, so he simply called them all brothers and sisters.

"Mei Niang, everyone says that you strangled our daughter to death. Is this true?" Li Zhi couldn't help but ask.

Wu Zetian shook her head and said, "Zhi Nu, you have to believe me. This matter is completely intended to discredit Wu Zetian. My daughter was in poor health and died young."

"But later books record that you deliberately suffocated your daughter to death in order to strike a blow against Queen Wang, and then put the blame on Queen Wang."

The New Book of Tang records: "Zhaoyi gave birth to a daughter. The empress went to play with her. When she left, Zhaoyi secretly killed the child under the quilt. When the emperor arrived, she pretended to be happy and opened the quilt to see the child. The child was dead. The emperor asked his attendants in surprise, and they all said: The empress just came. Zhaoyi burst into tears, but the emperor could not see. He said angrily: The empress killed my daughter. She had an affair with the concubine in the past. Are you doing this again now?"

What it means is that Wu Zetian gave birth to a daughter, and Queen Wang came to see her. As a result, after Queen Wang left, Wu Zetian secretly smothered her daughter to death. Then Li Zhi came and saw that his daughter was dead. He was very angry and asked the people around him what happened. They all said that Queen Wang had just come, so Li Zhi thought it was Queen Wang who did it.

Wu Zetian's face turned pale, and she was furious: "Impossible, this is a deliberate slander. This New Book of Tang must have deliberately slandered me. In the Tang Dynasty, everyone knows that Princess Anding died suddenly. Even when Xu Jingye rebelled, Luo Binwang wrote the "Exhortation to Xu Jingye to Punish Wu Zhao", which did not say that I killed my own daughter.

When Xu Jingye rebelled, he had to first deny Wu Zetian.

As long as it was rumors or gossip, whether true or false, Luo Binwang would write it down.

Luo Binwang collected various information from the court and the people.

Even the death of Emperor Gaozong of Tang, Li Zhi, was blamed on me.

However, he did not say that I killed my own daughter.

If this matter is true, even if there is only a little rumor in the market, whether it is true or not, I believe he will not let it go and will definitely write about it in great detail.

Yet the article didn’t mention it because there was nothing suspicious about it.”

Wu Zetian could never have imagined that one day she would rely on Luo Binwang to defend herself. (End of this chapter)