When the emperor comes to modern times, history collapses!

Chapter 130: Fighting for a daughter-in-law, the generation order in the Tang Dynasty is a bit messy!
Li Yuan's brain crashed: "What do you mean by that? What's the matter? It's a bit confusing."

Li Jiancheng suddenly opened his eyes wide, his face full of shock.

"Mr. Potato, are you kidding me?"

"Although the people are simple and honest now, it shouldn't be like this."

The First Emperor was stunned. He came to borrow troops, but he could actually get a big melon.

Looking at Li Yuan's confused look, he couldn't help but speak.

"Old Li, it's actually very easy to understand."

"She can call you big brother, which means you are of the same generation. Since you have different surnames, you can only be of the same age."

"If she calls you father, you either have to accept her as your daughter or she becomes your daughter-in-law. That's interesting!"

"I'll call you Grandpa Huang. Either you acknowledge her as your granddaughter, or I'll go. The information in it is a bit overwhelming. Jiancheng is right. The people here are really simple and honest."

Under the explanation of the First Emperor.

Li Yuan's brain started working again.

He suddenly realized something and stood up:

"Asshole, Li Shimin is such a rebellious son!"

"Not to mention killing his brother and imprisoning his father, and taking his brother's wife for granted, he actually married such a grown-up girl as his queen. This is really outrageous!"

Li Jiancheng defended Li Shimin: "Father, my second brother would never do that. At most, he would just take a concubine and become a noble concubine. He would never become the empress."

The First Emperor had something to ask of Li Yuan, so he had to say something nice: "Old Li, actually, from another perspective, this may not be a bad thing!"

"Didn't Xiao Zhu say that a woman who reaches the age of 30 can inherit the country? I guess the Tang Dynasty must have been very powerful during the reign of Emperor Li Shimin!"

Li Yuan felt that there was a picture in his mind:

Li Shimin ascended the throne, looking worried, and said to the older imperial concubine: "My beloved concubine, I am in a difficult situation. I have great ambitions, but no money!"

The older imperial concubine slapped a key on the table and said, "Your Majesty, I have a treasury that is as much as the annual income of the Tang Dynasty!"

Li Shimin said excitedly: "My beloved, from now on, you can walk sideways in the palace!"

A few years later, Li Shimin wanted to send troops to attack the surrounding countries, but he had no food, so he drank with a sad face.

The older imperial concubine was understanding: "Why does your majesty look so sad?"

Li Shimin sighed and said, "My beloved, I want to attack the Turks, but unfortunately I have no food. I am worried."

The older imperial concubine took another key from her neck and slammed it on the table: "Your Majesty, I have a granary with enough food to feed the Tang Dynasty for ten years!"

Li Shimin stood up excitedly: "My beloved concubine!"

"Do you want to depose the queen?"

Li Yuan touched his chin and said, "It feels good. I want one too!"
Zhu Ming smiled and said, "Old Li, judging from your expression, it doesn't seem like you can't accept it!"

Li Yuan hurriedly shook his head to get rid of the image in his mind.

"Impossible! I absolutely cannot agree to such a thing!"

Li Jiancheng said weakly: "Father, my second brother killed his brother and imprisoned my father. It seems that whether you agree or not, nothing can be changed."

Li Yuan was stunned. It was indeed the case.

Li Yuan himself was imprisoned, who else could he control!

Li Jiancheng went on to say: "Actually, the one I admire most is my nephew!"

"My nephew Li Chengqian was just born, right? I'll go see him some other day."

The First Emperor thought for a moment and said, "Yes, this is a tough guy!"

"Not only did she steal my father's concubine, but there must be at least a fifty-year age difference between them!"

"When a girl reaches 30, she should be given a kingdom. When a girl reaches 50, what should she be given? At least she should be given a prosperous world!"

"Old Li, it's not a bad thing that the Tang Dynasty has easily achieved a prosperous era!"

"If Daqin can achieve a prosperous era, I wouldn't mind if my grandson finds someone of my own generation."

Li Yuan touched his chin.

A scene of prosperity emerged in my mind.

Li Er died early.

The new emperor is young.

The older imperial concubine controls the government.

Introduce new policies.

Datang is developing rapidly.

Cars are shuttling back and forth on the road.

There are tall buildings everywhere.

The people live and work in peace and contentment, and they eat meat until they get tired of it.

Pedestrians can be seen everywhere at night, and old men and women are dancing in the park.

The surrounding countries paid tribute every year and requested the Tang Dynasty to confer titles on them.

The emperor's grandson grew up.

He looked at the woman behind the curtain and called out "My Lady!"

The next day, he personally helped the emperor onto the throne and removed the curtain behind him.

"Your Majesty, from today on, you are the true master of the Tang Dynasty!"

Li Yuan stroked his beard, feeling a little envious. He couldn't help but look back, but unfortunately there was no curtain.

Seeing Li Yuan's dazed look, the First Emperor said, "Old Li, it seems you think it's good too!"

Li Yuan was stunned and quickly shook his head to get rid of the picture.

Pretend to be angry:
"How is it possible? Such an old woman must have seduced my grandson. She is really shameless!"

“Even if an old cow eats tender grass, it cannot eat just one blade of grass and continue to eat one blade after another.”

Li Jiancheng couldn't help but ask, "Father, could it be the other way around?"

"I think my second brother is lacking some maternal love now."

Li Yuan took a cold breath.

Zhu Ming smiled and said, "Old Li, you can't say that. Don't you also like women in their twenties? Why can't you do the other way around? You are being sexist!"

Li Yuan said angrily: "Although I like it, I will never touch anything that has anything to do with me. No one can do such a thing!"

Zhu Ming shook his head: "It's true. In history, there was an emperor who robbed his own son and daughter-in-law."

Qin Shi Huang, Li Yuan and Li Jiancheng were all shocked that such a thing could happen.

It was really a challenge to the three of them.

The First Emperor swallowed and said, "It's definitely not Hu Hai. I think someone like Hu Hai is not worthy of having a son.

Suddenly I realized that the death of the second emperor of the Qin Dynasty also had some advantages, at least there were no such troubles. "

Li Yuan smiled, finally he didn't have to eat the melons of the Tang Dynasty anymore.

A female emperor made Li Yuan feel a little embarrassed in front of the First Emperor. He didn't even dare to ask how this woman ascended to the throne. All the descendants of the Li family couldn't even beat a woman. The more they asked, the more embarrassed they would be.

"Hahahaha, I'm trying to steal my son's wife. There's nothing strange in the world. It's really eye-opening."

"Which dynasty is this emperor from? It's definitely not the Tang Dynasty. We are not that open yet!"

Li Jiancheng took a deep breath and said, "Could it be that my second brother did it? He stole my eldest nephew Li Chengqian's inner chamber, so my eldest nephew took it back later?"

"Cough cough!"

Li Yuan's laughter stopped abruptly and he couldn't help but look at Li Jiancheng.

Li Yuan felt that what Jiancheng said made sense and sound logic, and was very likely to be true.

He looked at Zhu Ming in horror, and was shocked. No way, no way, could it really be Li Shimin who did it? Zhu Ming was also shocked. He was really a genius in logic.

There's really nothing wrong with that if you think about it.

The First Emperor happily picked up a piece of melon on the table and took a big bite!
Wow, the melons from the Tang Dynasty are so sweet!
Zhu Ming waved his hand:
"No, it has nothing to do with Shimin, you can't talk nonsense."

The First Emperor suddenly felt that the melon was no longer sweet.

Li Yuan and Li Jiancheng couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

At that moment, my heart really jumped into my throat.

Li Yuan let out a long breath: "I knew that the Tang Dynasty would never do such a thing."

Li Jiancheng asked curiously, "Mr. Potato, which dynasty is this from? It's definitely not the Song Dynasty. It's probably the Ming Dynasty. This kind of thing definitely requires a tough and domineering emperor to do it. According to my understanding, the Ming Dynasty is more suitable!"

Zhu Ming shook his head: "Is it possible, or is it the Tang Dynasty?"

"puff!"

The tea in the Emperor's mouth spurted out several meters away, and he hurriedly picked up a piece of melon to cover up his embarrassment.

It was a good decision to borrow troops this time.

The melons from Datang are so delicious. I ate two and they were both very sweet.

Li Yuan was stunned:

"What did you say? It was the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty who did it!"

"How dare you do such a thing!"

"Who is it? I'm going to drown him in the toilet!"

Li Jiancheng shuddered and breathed a sigh of relief: "I suddenly realized that the Xuanwu Gate Incident was not a bad thing. At least, it was not my descendants who did these ridiculous things!"

Zhu Ming: "In your dynasty, you probably won't see him being born."

"However, maybe one day, this emperor will be able to join your group of emperors."

"You will be able to see him!"

Li Yuan's eyes lit up: "Great, show up in front of me one day and see how I beat him up!"

Li Jiancheng couldn't help but say, "I didn't expect my second brother's family to be so good at playing. I'm a little curious, what were the emperors of the Tang Dynasty like?"

Li Yuan hurriedly stopped him: "Let's stop here today. If you continue, I'm afraid I won't be able to hold on!"

"Honestly, I'm kind of dizzy right now."

"Brother Zheng, let's drink and not think about these bad things. Sure enough, our children and grandchildren are here to take our lives."

"I now fully understand what Lao Zhu was like back then. I used to laugh at Lao Zhu, but now that it happened to me, I know how lethal it is!"

"Just now, I felt like I lost five years of my life!"

"Mr. Potato, go call Lao Zhu over. I suddenly want to drink with him."

A few minutes later.

Old Zhu sat in front of the table.

"Alas, children and grandchildren have their own blessings. Last time, I almost got mad at you."

"I don't even dare to ask about the emperor after Ming Dynasty!"

Li Yuan nodded: "Old Zhu is right. The complicated relationship just now almost made my brain explode!"

"I feel like I may have had a cerebral hemorrhage. I'm still confused now."

Old Zhu nodded: "No dynasty can last forever. There will always be various unfilial descendants who come to take our lives."

Li Yuan: "I still can't help dreaming about the Xuanwu Gate Incident. I'm planning to tear down the Xuanwu Gate."

"I think it's better to win the old game. It will be over in just a dozen years. Even if it's bad, I can get through it if I persevere!"

The First Emperor's face was filled with black lines, and he was immediately unhappy.

Someone like Hu Hai has the destructive power at the level of a nuclear bomb.

According to historical records, he could live for ten years, but Qin Shi Huang felt that he might not be able to last that long and is now taking blood pressure medication.

The First Emperor felt that the two were in Versailles.

Need a helper: "Xiao Zhu, I think Lao Yang might be free, why don't you go call Lao Yang over."

A few minutes later.

Yang Guang appeared in front of them with a wooden box.

Li Yuan smiled and said, "My dear cousin, you are here, but why do you bring a gift? It's really polite."

Yang Guang chuckled: "We two brothers grew up playing in the mud, so how can we not share good things?"

Li Yuan opened the wooden box curiously: "On the Political Achievements of Emperor Yang Guang in Recent Years", written by Duke of Tang Li Yuan!

I felt a little uneasy.

When I opened it, I burst into tears and my eyes hurt.

My stomach was a little churning, and I had to take a few bites of food to calm it down.

Li Yuan could no longer imagine how Li Yuan from the Sui Dynasty could have written such a book.

Where is your bottom line?
Li Yuan of the Sui Dynasty is looking at his new book: "Don't challenge my bottom line, or I will lower it even lower!"

The First Emperor pulled it over and took a few glances: "Yes, looking at this masterpiece, I suddenly thought of Li Si. Whether it is Li Si of the Qin Dynasty or Li Si of the Second Emperor, they are both rare talents. Writing such a book should not be a problem!"

Old Zhu also took it and looked through it: "Who should we let write it? Why don't we let Li Shanchang write it? We haven't figured out how to deal with Li Shanchang in Hu Weiyong's case yet."

Li Yuan was also thinking about who should write it.

Li Jiancheng suggested: "Father, please capture the Turkic Khan someday and let him write a book!"

Li Yuan was delighted and said: "My son Jiancheng has a good idea. Let the Turkic Khan write it. When he dies one day, we can bury him together in the ground."

"The cost of the tomb can be covered by Datang!"

A few people clinked their glasses and took a few sips.

The First Emperor said, "Old Yang, do you know that they just laughed at us and said that the second emperor of Qin and Sui died."

Yang Guang was immediately unhappy: "It's not bad to die in the second generation, at least there is no Ming war god, Wala students, and call the emperor."

Old Zhu became furious and quickly took a blood pressure pill.

"Old Yang, we didn't laugh at the second generation's death just now, that was laughed at by Old Li, you can't shoot randomly and hurt innocent people!"

Yang Guang then added: "There was no Xuanwu Gate Incident either."

The Xuanwu Gate Incident did not cause much damage.

Moreover, what he did was similar to what happened at Xuanwu Gate, and he also killed his eldest brother.

Using this to mock Li Yuan has little effect.

Zhu Ming was eager to watch the fun: "The Tang Dynasty has a female emperor, and she is from a different family!"

Yang Guang was shocked: "Xiao Zhu, what did you just say? The Tang Dynasty had a female emperor, and her surname was not Li?"

Zhu Ming nodded: "Yes, and the relationship with Li Yuan is complicated. From several aspects, you can call him big brother, you can call him father, or you can call him grandpa."

Old Yang laughed instantly and quickly drank a glass: "Hahahaha, I didn't expect Li Tang to have such a wonderful scene."

"Xiao Zhu, tell us quickly, what is going on?"

"Being able to call Li Yuan "big brother", "father", and "grandfather", this generation relationship is really chaotic!"

"Even with my smart brain, I can't make sense of it for a moment!"

Li Yuan's face turned dark. If his cousin knew about this, he would definitely laugh at him for the rest of his life.

The First Emperor couldn't help but say, "Can you tell me about the female emperor just now? I'm really curious. If a woman can be an emperor, I can follow your advice and let Ying Yinman give it a try."

Zhu Ming stood up and said, "Wait a minute, I'll go back and download some information. To be honest, I don't really understand it."

(End of this chapter)