1978 Synthetic Writers

Chapter 454 "If there is an afterlife."

"Ah~"

"Ouch~~~"

On the bed, Jiang Xian tossed and turned from the foot of the bed to the head.

He was seen holding his stomach with a look of pain on his face, his forehead and neck covered in sweat, and Zhu Bajie was lying next to him, screaming and wailing like a pig.

"Ouch, this hurts so much~"

"Okay, card!"

With Yang Jie's order, the man and the pig returned to normal.

This scene depicts what happens when Tang Monk and Bajie accidentally drink the water from the Zimu River and both of them get pregnant.

The other actors nearby were laughing so hard that they couldn't stop.

"Teacher Jiang, you acted so realistically!"

"Yeah, that's how uncomfortable I was when I was pregnant."

"Ha ha ha ha."

"Teacher Jiang, how can you, a gay man, act out the feeling of being pregnant?"

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Jiang Xian didn't take the laughter to heart. "For method performance, you don't need to feel the pain when you're performing. You just need to use your imagination to recall the pain in your body, use muscle memory to convey the feeling, and then find behaviors to relieve the pain. This way, you can effectively organize the stage actions. I just imagined a stomachache, and then I performed some movements to relieve the pain."

“Professional!”

Yang Jie was very satisfied with Jiang Xian's Tang Monk at this moment, "Teacher Jiang, it seems that you have really put in a lot of effort!"

The others were also full of admiration for Jiang Xian.

Many people who initially did not approve of Jiang Xian playing the role of Tang Monk now all looked appreciative.

"Okay, take a break. In the next scene, the monkey will bring the water back and act out drinking water."

It took another half a month to shoot this segment, and there weren’t many shots left in Jiangsu. The only one left was the most classic “night viewing of national treasures”.

"Alas, we lost again."

Halfway through the filming that day, Mr. Ma Dehua, who played Zhu Bajie, picked up a newspaper and read a report about the China-Japan Go Tournament.

"The 6th game of the China-Japan Go Challenge: Japanese player Kobayashi Koichi '5th Dan' won by half a point with white against Liu Xiaoguang th Dan, and the Japan Go Association leads with a score of :"

"What a shame, this time we were only half a point away from winning!"

"Half an eye? How big is half an eye?" Liu Xiao Ling Tong asked nearby.

"Maybe no bigger than your fingernail."

Ma Dehua explained to him: "In playing Go, you compete for the intersections on the board. Those intersections are called 'eyes'."

"Oh, that was almost there."

"Maybe there will be a chance in the next game."

Ma Dehua is also a chess fan. "Before, Kobayashi Kouyi won easily in the middle game against Jiang Zhujiu, Shao Zhenzhong and Qian Yuping.

In the last two games, I played against Cao Dayuan 6th Dan and Liu Xiaoguang th Dan, both games went to the endgame, and I won by points in one game and half a point in another game. "

"Doesn't that mean that we are gradually getting better?" Yan Huaili interjected.

"Yes, the gap has been getting smaller and smaller."

"Why is that little Japanese showing off? We have so many chess players, and they must be exhausted by this Kobayashi Koichi. In my opinion, he will be able to do well in the next game!" Liu Xiaolingtong shouted.

"Do you know how to play Go?"

Yan Huaili said disdainfully: "It's not like there's no rest between each game, so how can it be said that the players are exhausted to death?"

"Anyway, there is more and more hope."

Ma Dehua had a wonderful expression on his face. "The next player will be Ma Xiaochun, the deputy general of the Chinese Chess Academy, who is 9th dan. In this match, Liu Xiaoguang, 8th dan, only lost by half a point. Ma Xiaochun is a 'national player'. With him in the game, maybe he can really defeat Xiao Lin Guangyi in one fell swoop."

After hearing what Ma Dehua said, the disciples became a little excited.

"I heard that the next match will be held at the Hangzhou Chess Academy. After we finish filming this segment, we will go to Hangzhou to shoot the scene in a few days, and we can go and have a look."

"Is it?"

Yan Huaili became excited, "I'll ask Director Yang to confirm the date. I have to go and watch Ma Xiaochun's game."

"Yeah yeah."

Ma Dehua nodded and watched Jiang Xian change his clothes.

"Teacher Jiang, where are you going?"

"I'll send you a manuscript."

Jiang Xian smiled at him and said, "I recently wrote a new novel and I plan to publish it."

"A new novel?"

Ma Dehua was surprised. "You are so energetic that you even wrote a novel while filming."

"Oh, I'm young."

Jiang Xian replied, "Besides, I don't have to be like you, wearing a leather suit all day long. It's tiring enough just looking at it."

"Oh." Ma Dehua couldn't help but sigh when he heard his words.

TV dramas are different from dramas. The makeup in dramas requires exquisiteness, and due to limited conditions, Zhu Bajie's equipment is the most complicated among the entire crew.

The pig face, pig ears, and pig belly are all props that were glued to Ma Dehua's body one by one through makeup techniques.

Because the filming took place in many places, most of the time in deep mountains and forests, countless mosquitoes often followed people, and they were wrapped in various props and clothes, so you can imagine how uncomfortable it was.

Especially now that the weather is hot, Ma Dehua's big belly is filled with cotton, weighing dozens of kilograms, which makes it uncomfortable for people to walk, let alone filming with it all the way.

Sometimes when the weather suddenly changes from sunny to rainy, the sweat accumulated in Ma Dehua's stomach cannot dry out naturally and can only become moldy and smelly.

As for the pig-face mask on the head, it was glued on bit by bit by the makeup artist. When filming scenes with big action scenes or in the summer, the sweat would often get into the mask.

So Ma Dehua often tasted a strange juice mixed with latex and salty sweat, and as you can imagine, the taste was very intoxicating.

The worst thing is that because the mask is stuck on his face, he cannot eat normally, so Ma Dehua can only endure hunger every time he shoots.

So much so that before each filming, he would eat a lot, for fear that he would not be able to eat on time and would be physically exhausted after filming.

This shooting lasted for several years.

Ma Dehua really felt that he had captured the bitterness of the journey to the West.

On the other hand, Jiang Xian sent the manuscript to No. 10, Nanli, Agricultural Exhibition Hall, which is the Federation of Literary and Art Circles Building, the new office of People's Digest and People's Literature.

He also planned to publish this manuscript simultaneously in two magazines, People's Digest and People's Literature.

It is a taboo for other writers to publish the same manuscript multiple times, which will offend the magazine.

But Jiang Xian didn't have this concern.

To be a little arrogant, it would not be an exaggeration to say that the two publications, People's Digest and People's Literature, are his private territory.

The next day, Jiang Xian and Zhu Lin got up quickly without getting much sleep and rushed to the crew.

Today we are shooting a night scene:
"Admire the national treasure at night!"

"Mom."

Zhu Lin took the clothes, unfolded them and took a look at them, her face flushed with shame.

"Director Yang, can I wear this? It's all gauze."

Yang Jie was puzzled, "Why can't I wear it? It's so elegant and luxurious. Try it on first."

"This"

Zhu Lin was worried. Looking at the thin gauze skirt in her hand, she thought to herself, I have never worn such revealing clothes before!
But as an actor, she can't contradict the director, even if she is the one doing it.

"what happened?"

Jiang Xianwen came over to ask.

Zhu Lin stole a glance at him and winked at him, "Look at this dress."

"This dress?"

Jiang Xian took Zhu Lin's dress in his hand. It was a pink gauze skirt inlaid with jewels, which sparkled brightly under the light.

"What's going on?"

"This is so revealing."

Zhu Lin complained quietly, "Look at the gauze on my arm, it's so transparent. If I put it on, others will be able to see my arm through the gauze."

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After all, my mind is not open at the moment.

In Jiang Xian's opinion, this dress is already very conservative. The so-called gauze is only the layer on the arms, and the rest of the body is covered tightly.

Compared to the sexy outfits worn by actresses in later movies that often show off their legs and cleavage, this gauze skirt doesn’t even show cleavage, not even the legs, bah. Not even the back!

"Oh, I don't think it's a big deal. You're just imagining things. Hurry up and change your clothes."

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Jiang Xian quickly put on her makeup, changed into a cassock, put on Buddhist beads, picked up a nine-ring staff, and then took the script and read it for a while.

"Come on, 3, 2, 1, start shooting."

As Yang Jie finished speaking, in the night, Jiang Xian followed several palace maids holding lanterns and walked towards the imperial garden with an uneasy look on his face.

"Uh"

"Hey, Master."

"Where are you taking me?" The Grand Master walked without stopping, smiling mysteriously, "To see the national treasure of my Xiliang Women's Kingdom."

"A national treasure?"

Jiang Xian frowned slightly, "Why come here so late at night? It won't be too late to see tomorrow."

The Grand Master smiled and said, "This treasure is so bright and shining that you can only see it clearly at night."

After shooting this shot, we move on to the next one.

Jiang Xian was led into a room lit by a flickering fire, and the Grand Tutor made a gesture of invitation.

"Grandpa, please."

"please."

"please."

"please."

After greeting each other for a long time, Jiang Xian finally entered the room, only to see that the bed curtain was covered by a layer of gauze.

The night wind ruffled the gauze curtain into translucent waves, and the candlelight cast an amber halo on the gauze.

A graceful figure was faintly visible through the gauze curtain.

Who else could it be but Zhu Lin?

Jiang Xian used to watch it on TV, but now that he was there in person, he could finally appreciate how erotic this scene was.

He was feeling very upset.

The Grand Tutor behind him gave a lewd smile and disappeared at the speed of light.

"Hey?"

Seeing this, Jiang Xian hurriedly chased after him for a few steps.

"Too wet! Too wet!"

"oops."

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty."

Jiang Xian turned around helplessly and bowed towards the bed curtain. He wanted to look, but didn't dare to.

"The emperor invited me to admire the national treasure at night. I don't know why I ended up in your majesty's bedroom."

"Brother, my brother~"

Zhu Lin, who was lying on her side on the bed, called out softly, "Then please enjoy the national treasure~"

As soon as the words fell, the beaded curtains rolled open layer by layer, and Zhu Lin's figure on the bed curtain gradually became clear, elegant and lazy.

"Hiss~~~"

Jiang Xian took a deep breath.

Who can stand this? !
Zhu Lin lay on her side on the couch, a few strands of black hair scattered on the jade-colored shawl, the phoenix-tail tassels swept across the hollow of her collarbone, and the gauze of her clothes slipped from her legs and was accidentally stepped on by a pair of delicate little feet.

"Hmm."

"This"

Jiang Xian's breathing gradually became rapid, and he hurriedly shifted his gaze away and bowed.

"His Majesty!"

"Am I not a national treasure in the eyes of my brother?"

"This"

Zhu Lin wasn't feeling much better at the moment. She was wearing such revealing clothes and was extremely nervous. When the camera was moved away, she secretly pulled it with her hand.

But she still behaves elegantly and intellectually.

Holding the candlestick, he walked towards Jiang Xian, "Brother, look~ this candlelight also understands human nature, and wants to illuminate today's joy~"

Jiang Xian clasped his hands together. Even though the other person was the one sleeping next to him, at this moment, he was still breathtakingly moved by Zhu Lin's beauty.

"I wonder what brings joy to your majesty?"

"As a queen, I enjoy all the splendor and wealth, but I have never experienced the joy of the world~"

Zhu Lin showed a bit of shyness, turned around gracefully, looked away, her almond-shaped eyes were rippling, full of girlish thoughts.

"My brother's arrival here today is truly a gift from heaven."

"One day my brother will ascend the throne and I will be the queen, and we will live together forever."

“Isn’t this a great joy?”

Perhaps it was because the candlestick was placed too close, Jiang Xian swallowed his saliva, his face turned red, and he took a deep breath.

"The Buddha's mind is empty of the four elements."

"I have no worldly desires and have no chance to enjoy the wealth and honor of the world."

At the end of his speech, he closed his eyes and strengthened his faith.

"Amitabha."

Zhu Lin lowered her eyes slightly, a little disappointed, and then quickly chuckled playfully.

"You said that everything is empty, but you kept your eyes closed."

"If you would open your eyes and look at me."

"I don't believe you have empty eyes."

Jiang Xian half opened his eyes and glanced at Zhu Lin, then sniffed the faint body fragrance that was looming on her.

I'm sweating profusely!
Silver screen of autumn light, fragrant and warm tent.

Her Majesty is affectionate.

In this situation, he really didn't know how Tang Xuanzang managed to resist.
"Amitabha."

"Humph."

Zhu Lin chuckled.

"You don't dare to open your eyes to look at me, and yet you still say that the four elements are empty?"

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Jiang Xian was sweating profusely.

"Brother, open your eyes~"

"Amitabha~"

"Ok?"

Jiang Xian simply imagined himself to be incompetent and sighed helplessly.

"Hey, I just opened my eyes, so what?!"

Zhu Lin wanted to laugh out loud when she saw him like this.

If she and Jiang Xian were flirting like this at ordinary times, this guy would have pounced on her long ago.

But today he could only hold it in so painfully.

"Brother~"

"This"

"oops."

While the two were fighting, Jiang Xian moved flexibly and threw himself onto the queen's bed.

"you?"

Seeing this, Zhu Lin chuckled and went into his arms, "Brother~~~"

"Brother Yudi, do you really not like me?"

"Tonight is a rare good night, just agree to it~~~"

Jiang Xian took a deep breath and continued to strengthen his faith.

"Your Majesty, I have pledged my allegiance to Buddhism. After all, I have made a promise to the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty. I hope Your Majesty will let me go west."

As he said this, he turned his head and was also moved.

"If there is fate in the next life."

"I only want this life, not the afterlife."

Zhu Lin was completely immersed in the role. She felt sad when she heard Jiang Xian's words. She walked forward and leaned gently against Jiang Xian's chest.

"In this life, the two of us are destined to be together~"

"Okay, card!"

Yang Jie wiped the moisture from the corners of her eyes.

"Oh, you two acted so well!"

"Comrade Zhu Lin performed beautifully!"

"Teacher Jiang, your interpretation is really good. Your performance as Tang Monk is really touching."

"Oh, I didn't even tell you, but you figured it out on your own."

"You and I think the same thing!"

(End of this chapter)