Dragon Clan: Little Dragon Man Changes Job to Food Hunter
Chapter 181 Changes on Earth
Chapter 181 Changes on Earth
Lu Zao's face darkened. "It's okay if it curses harshly, but how can this thing know our affairs?"
It's just a lotus. Could it have any skills related to sensing and divination?
If Xiaolu and Caesar were here, would this lotus still curse out words like "You're just a loser who can't change anything" and "You can only watch your mother pass away"?
Outrageous!
If he hadn't still kept the taste detection turned on and was able to confirm that there were signs of active gourmet cells in this lotus, Lu Zao would have slapped it right now.
Chu Zihang frowned: "Look carefully, Lao Lu, this lotus seems to be regaining its color."
Those two sentences just now didn't give him any ideas at all.
What's wrong with being a bystander? Anyway, he didn't suffer any loss when facing Odin that time.
Dad didn't die. Instead, Odin's eight-legged Pegasus was chewed up by Lao Lu, who also left a comment that it tasted bad.
If the eight-legged Pegasus could hear this comment, he might be so angry that he would come back to life and be eaten by Old Lu again.
Oh no, to be precise, we lost a Maybach worth nine million.
But because my father disappeared at the speed of light, that luxury car should not be included in the loss column.
Anyway, they don’t have to pay any money!
The lotus, which had been a little wilted, was shaking continuously, and it was clear from the look on its face that the other party was still continuously spewing out all sorts of obscene language.
If Lao Lu hadn't used his food skills to force silence, the students next door might have thought that they were playing the game with a hacker.
But even as the lotus was swearing, the lotus, which had originally wilted a little, gradually regained its original elegant color, and even the lotus stem below turned green again.
Lu Zao:.
The lotus that can grow by swearing, what a wonderful species it is.
He knew a similar ingredient called the Fright Apple. The more frightened it was, the more delicious it would be after being captured.
But there is a problem. The higher the capture level of the Frightened Apple, the more broken its expression will be. If you participated in the capture process before eating it, you may feel a little psychologically burdened when eating the Frightened Apple.
Because you know what this thing looks like before it is made into food.
He and Sanhu had tried it before. If the conditions had allowed it at the time, he would have wanted to move the computer over and let Scared Apple watch him play horror games. It would surely have been very effective.
It turns out that there is now a kind of lotus on Earth that gains nutrition from swearing. It can only be said that in addition to nourishing the kidneys, swearing is also a common thing in the multiverse.
Looking at it now, even the middle of the lotus has a pale yellow lotus pod, and the rhizome below is also growing vigorously.
You can imagine how vigorously Lotus cursed.
I just don't know if this thing will be the same as the frightened apple, the longer it is scolded, the more delicious it becomes.
To exaggerate a little, lotus seeds and lotus roots may have effects similar to clearing the lungs and throat, and improving hearing and eyesight.
In this case, the ingredient tentatively named "Swearing Lotus" is too abstract, and its main feature is a sense of contrast.
Lu Zao breathed a sigh of relief: "Fortunately, I have a silent skill."
There is no soundproofing equipment to be found now. Even if this kind of cursing lotus is the kind of ingredient that becomes more delicious as it is stored, Lu Zao feels that he may not be able to bear it and will throw the lotus away.
To put it bluntly, he felt that Yilong, who had a saintly personality, could not be tolerated for long.
Every word of this lotus really hits you directly in the lungs!
Many people think they have excellent language skills in reasoning and negotiation, so naturally they think they are invincible in arguments.
But whenever there is a quarrel, these people usually cannot say a word even after being beaten three times.
After all, when people are swearing at each other, no one will listen to reason or logic. The only thing that matters is whoever uses fouler words and speaks louder will win.
After listening to Lu Zao's description of the frightened apple, Chu Zihang also felt that this ingredient was indeed a bit abstract. He was not sure whether the lotus could be proficient in multiple languages.
Although he was curious about the language and which organ Lotus used to curse people, Chu Zihang had no intention of asking Lao Lu to cancel the skill.
He didn't want to hear Lotus scolding him, and he felt that if she continued to scold him, he would be furious. "Old Lu, besides the normal way of picking plants, is there another way to capture it, which is to scold Lotus severely until it submits."
Lu Zao thought for a moment and said, "It's hard to say. If this lotus relies on swearing to gain extra nutrients and become delicious, then if you win by swearing at it, it might even reduce the quality of the food itself."
"From the perspective of the capture level, this kind of lotus may become more and more aggressive as it grows, and may even have several more vocal parts that continue to curse."
"For example, the lotus pod. If I follow my logic, when the lotus pod is fully grown, the vocal organ may change from a pistol to a Gatling gun array."
What a joke! If Lu Zao wanted to scold this weird plant, he felt that he might need a reinforced platoon of Finger.
In other words, if he could travel back to the Earth he once knew and bring those grumpy old guys and stress monsters who play online games, or the top-level forum guys, to the Imperial City for a PK, there would be hope.
Chu Zihang silently took out his cell phone.
"It's not a good idea to keep my skills on all the time. I'll ask the school engineering department to make a custom soundproof cover for me."
Lu Zao nodded: "Okay, I'll contact Xiao Longnv and ask her about the ingredients."
The Kitchen God was very happy that ingredients that could be called the origin of the earth appeared.
But as soon as he returned to Earth, he was scolded by one of the ingredients, and the Kitchen God was very unhappy.
It’s fine to give you the vitality gourmet algae, but what about this lotus?
Lu Zao strongly suspected that the little devil was annoyed, so he threw it over along with the Vitality Gourmet Algae in one go in order to have some peace and quiet.
When logging into the Hunter website, Lu Zao's account still only had the contact person who said "the more chips and wine you eat, the more you have".
[Oliginel]:?
[Potato Chips]: Boss, you finally showed up. Why are the ingredients we found completely different from yours? Damn, do you know how ugly that Lotus curse is?
[Potato Chips]: If I hadn't held on tightly to my teammate's thighs, Changtui might have had to undergo surgery the day he brought Lotus back!
[Oliginel]: You covet your companion's beautiful legs, but don't put the blame on me. What's going on?
[Potato Chips]: Something is happening in the Arctic. Those algae were also discovered together. The lotus was found in an ice and snow pool. Long Legs grabbed one and sent it to you.
[Potato Chips]: Oh, by the way, that Lotus cursed really badly and was fluent in multiple languages. I heard from Long Legs that a grumpy old man threw a high-explosive grenade directly into the ice and snow pool.
[Potato Chips]: But this is barely good news, right? At least other people won’t be able to get these precious lotus flowers!
Lu Zao's eyes went dark and he covered his chest with his left hand.
I feel so heartbroken that I can't breathe.
Simply put, that snow water pool is likely to be an area that can nurture delicious food. For the current earth, it is definitely a good place that can be compared to a paradise.
The nature of the snow water pool is comparable to the food club in the academy. Due to its pure natural characteristics, it is definitely more precious and rare.
Throw a high-explosive grenade, grenade
Lu Zao recalled the time when he was still on Earth.
When the news that the bean expert was harmed by gangsters came out, I believe people across the country felt the same as I do now.
[Oliginel]: Which half-blood faction does that beast belong to? I'm going to tear his entire family apart!
[Potato Chips]: Big brother, calm down. I heard from Long Legs that the guy was torn to pieces by others. After all, the one who threw the grenade got the most lotus. The photos of the scene made me unable to eat potato chips.
Lu Zao took a deep breath and typed to ask what had happened in the Arctic.
No, after finding out what happened, he has to rush over immediately and chop off anyone he sees wasting food!
Cooking skills?
We’ll talk about it on the way. If you can’t learn it, then postpone the plan!
[Potato Chips]: There is a Nibelungen in the Arctic. The two kinds of food we sent you were found there.
The fourth update is successful, and will be updated as normal tomorrow_(:з」∠)_
Good night, book friends and bosses!
Wish you have a nice day!
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(End of this chapter)
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