Journey to the West: Demon Emperor: Beginning as a Little Toad

Chapter 37 Dingguang Happy Buddha?
After waiting for a while, I saw that the man in yellow had not come out yet.

Xiao Chen gave a look, and the green-faced little fish demon walked forward and yelled at the door:
"That thief, get out here right now and kowtow to my king and admit your wrongdoing!"

"Otherwise, my king will sooner or later peel off your skin, pull out your tendons, and stew you into a pot of meat soup! To satisfy my craving!"

……

Qingmian cursed for a while, but there was still no response. He glanced at Xiao Chen, meaning:

"My lord, should I still scold you?"

Xiao Chen waved his hands and couldn't help but feel suspicious. Despite such a provocation, why didn't the man in yellow come out?

Could it be that the man in yellow knew he was coming and ran away?

"You two keep an eye on Tiegu. I'll go in and take a look."

Xiao Chen gave the order, then turned into a ray of golden light and flew into the Shuizang Cave. After searching around for a while, he finally saw the figure of the man in yellow at the innermost part.

Unexpectedly, he saw a scene that made him dumbfounded. Xiao Chen was stunned.

Xiao Chen couldn't help but curse when he saw the scene in front of him:

"I suck!"

"I suck!"

"What the fuck!"

This scene that destroyed his worldview shocked him so much that he even spoke English fluently. His realm almost dropped back to earthly level from celestial immortal.

He brewed it!
It's an eyesore!

Xiao Chen covered his eyes, turned into a ray of golden light, and quickly rushed out.

"Forehead……"

Xiao Chen held onto the iron bar, vomiting continuously and feeling extremely uncomfortable.

"Your Majesty, what's wrong?"

Qingmian was shocked. Could it be that the king was in there and had met with some ambushes?
"Nothing, come over here and pat my back so I can relax."

Xiao Chen waved his hands, trying to suppress the churning feeling in his stomach and calm himself down.

Although Qingmian was puzzled, he still stepped forward and massaged Xiao Chen's back.

groove!
Xiao Chen only felt that his pure heart was polluted.

From now on, I will no longer be that pure and sunny big boy!
He just went in and looked around, and finally found the figure of the man in yellow inside the Shuizang Cave.

Unexpectedly, the man in yellow seemed to be on drugs, unconscious, totally unaware of his arrival, and was happily doing his own things.

The bald man in yellow had red eyes, as if he was possessed by a demon. He was naked and fighting with a group of half-human, half-demon creatures, including horse demons, sheep demons, deer demons, chicken demons, dog demons, rabbit demons...

There are even animals that have not yet transformed.

Gather a crowd to do shameful things.

The key is, they are all of the same gender!

They are still cross-species!

Can this also remove Ding?
The scene was full of hair flying around and screams were heard. It was extremely lewd, debauched, and terrifying...

That scene had a strong visual impact!
In later lives, although Xiao Chen occasionally saw similar absurd behaviors of his third brother and sister-in-law in the news, they were never so chaotic.

This world is really a big forest, there are all kinds of birds...

This is really... outrageous!
"Hey!……"

"I am no longer pure."

Xiao Chen sighed.

Xiao Chen was speechless and waited for a long time.

The bald man in yellow clothes came out with bare arms, pigskin shorts, and a demon-subduing pestle, cursing:
"Who ruined grandpa's good deeds?"

"Golden Horn Cave, Golden Horn King."

Xiao Chen looked at the big man who almost ruined his Taoist faith and said in a cold voice.

The bald man in yellow clothes in front of him was indeed strong, with the cultivation level of a late celestial being. No wonder he could capture Tiegu and Wuman with one move.

Xiao Chen had already turned the Heavenly Secrets Bag into his left ear. The Heavenly Secrets Bag, however, could conceal some of the spiritual treasures, not to mention the aura, plus the existence of the Breath-Suppressing Pearl.

The bald man in yellow naturally couldn't tell his depth, but he had inquired and found out that the Golden Horn King of the Golden Horn Cave was just a monster with more than a thousand years of Taoism experience, so he was nothing to be afraid of.

The bald man in yellow looked up and down at Xiao Chen's handsome appearance, and his eyes gleamed with evil:

"Hehehe, so you are the king they are talking about. I didn't expect that you are so handsome. Why don't you accompany me, your grandpa..."

"Sir! I'm telling you shit."

Seeing the obscene and lascivious eyes of the Rabbit God staring at him, Xiao Chen suddenly felt that he was being molested.

Xiao Chen couldn't bear it any longer and started cursing. His body turned into a golden light and rushed towards the bald man in yellow clothes, punching him hard.

"So fast!"

The bald man in yellow was secretly surprised and quickly raised the demon-subduing pestle to block.

An ordinary celestial being has no more power than that of a dragon.

But Xiao Chen has already gained some knowledge of the art of strength. A light punch of his can have the strength of ten dragons, which is far beyond what can be achieved by other immortals. In addition, he has a body made of steel and bones, and can emit golden light at a speed that is as fast as the ground.

Such a combination of speed and strength, the impact is amazing!

A golden light flashed, and Xiao Chen instantly arrived in front of the bald man in yellow clothes, and punched the demon-subduing pestle with a fist.

The bald man's demon-subduing pestle was broken by Xiao Chen's punch, and then Xiao Chen's fist hit the bald man's shoulder heavily.

There was a "click".

All the bones in the bald man's left shoulder were broken.

"what!"

"Om, ma, ni, ba, mi, hum!"

The bald man cried out in pain, uttered Buddhist words, and made a gesture with his right hand. Suddenly, thousands of Buddha lights appeared on his body, forming a Buddha light mark like a golden bell to protect his body.

Then, the bald man slapped a huge golden Buddha palm towards Xiao Chen.

"Buddha's words? Buddha's light? People from the Buddhist sect?"

Xiao Chen was stunned and puzzled, thinking, doesn’t Buddhism have a sex taboo?
Form is emptiness, emptiness is form.

How could this bald man be so lewd? How could he be a Buddhist?
Without time to think, Xiao Chen dodged the palm print with a flash of golden light, picked up the felling axe at his waist, and chopped at the bald man with one axe.

How could the big bell formed by the golden Buddha light withstand the power of the mountain-cutting axe? Xiao Chen broke the golden bell with one axe of his right hand, and then swung his left fist, hitting the bald man in the chest.

The bald man flew out and hit the rock with a loud bang.

Take this heavy blow.

"Moo, moo, moo."

The bald man in yellow clothes let out a wail and suddenly fell to the ground, revealing his true form. He was actually a huge yellow bull monster that was a hundred feet tall. He pounced on it and rushed towards Xiao Chen, trampling on it.

"Are you comparing sizes?"

Xiao Chen sneered.

"The laws of heaven and earth!"

"Cuck!"

Xiao Chen roared angrily and turned into a golden toad a thousand feet in size. He stretched out his long tongue, extended it, and rolled it up, swallowing the yellow cattle monster into his stomach as if he was eating a bug.

Xiao Chen transformed into a human form, and with a thought, he arrived at his "stomachic world."

The world in his belly is the place where he dominates, and he is the master of this world, just like the "Buddha kingdom in the palm of his hand".

This yellow cattle monster rushed left and right and ran everywhere, but since it had entered his world, it was just an yellow cattle monster at the celestial fairy level, so how could it escape?

Xiao Chen stared coldly at the figure of the old bull monster. With a thought, the "universe in his belly" naturally transformed into a giant hand ten thousand feet long. He held the ant in his palm like a pinching ant.

"Death by a thousand cuts!"

As soon as Xiao Chen thought about it, hundreds of highly skilled butchers appeared, holding butcher knives, and began to cut the meat along the neck, limbs, and buttocks of the old yellow cow! Cut it piece by piece, carefully.

"Moo, moo, moo."

The old ox kept wailing.

"Endless Waters!"

Xiao Chen's mind moved, and the old ox fell into the vast ocean again. No matter how it swam, it could not escape. It struggled with all four hooves and almost suffocated to death.

"Grilled with intestinal fire!"

Xiao Chen's mind moved, and two giant hands appeared and grabbed the old yellow bull monster. A steel fork pierced through its buttocks. Under the steel fork, flames billowed, roasting the old yellow bull monster.

This old ox, after all, has the body of a celestial being and has extremely strong vitality. He did not die even after such a ordeal.

"Moo, moo, moo."

"Just kill me!"

"Just kill me!"

"Please, kill me!"

The old ox was tortured by Xiao Chen to the point where his life was worse than death, and he begged bitterly.

"Answer my questions honestly and I'll give you a quick death!"

Xiao Chen said in a cold voice. At the same time, he directed the barbecue chef to increase the firepower and then conjured up a boner to remove the bones from the old ox.

"Ah ah ah ah ah!"

"Kill me, if you can! I'll tell you everything!"

The old ox burst into tears.

"Who are you and what is your relationship with Buddhism?"

Xiao Chen asked coldly.

"I am a disciple of Dingguang Huanxi Buddha."

The old bull demon confessed honestly.

Dingguang Happy Buddha?
Xiao Chen was stunned. According to legend, Dingguang Happy Buddha was originally one of Tongtian Jiaozhu's most trusted disciples, the long-eared Dingguang fairy, a rabbit demon.

During the Conferred Gods Battle, this rabbit demon was ordered to take charge of the Six Soul Banner. Unexpectedly, at the most critical moment, he stabbed Tong Tian Sect Master in the back, voluntarily offered up the Six Soul Banner, and devoted himself to the Western Buddhist sect.

The Laughing Buddha is a very special existence in Buddhism. Buddhism abstains from sex, but the Happy Buddha does not abstain from sex. Instead, he specializes in practicing the great way of joy and practicing Joyful Zen, which is love between men and women.

If this old cow demon was a disciple of the Laughing Buddha, then it would not be surprising that he did such lewd things.

"Then what do you want to do here, Happy Buddha?"

Xiao Chen asked in a cold voice, what is the relationship between his Kanyuan Mountain and Buddhism?
(End of this chapter)