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Chapter 111: Wisdom is like spring~
The serialization of "The Eighth Bronze Man of Shaolin" and "The King of Legend" made Teacher Jinghongke popular again.

Before the update, I would only receive one letter every three or four days, but now I receive thirteen or fourteen letters a day!
It is said that some readers have even gone to the editorial department of the Yanjing Evening News, determined to meet Teacher Jinghongke.

Fortunately, the editor of the evening paper was very professional and did not sell out Xia Tian's address.

Among these enthusiastic readers, some praised the writing and wrote to the author to try to get a spoiler of the following content.

Some people said that the author was too cruel, and wrote such a young man with great ambitions in such a miserable way - "Author, don't you have any human nature? How could you have the heart to do that?"

Fortunately, Xia Tian is good at mastering the rhythm of serialization and can break the chapters skillfully, leaving a "hook" at the end of each serialization, so that those who think the protagonist is too miserable in the early stage still have expectations, and those who enjoy reading it will look forward to the exciting parts later.

Every time it's so miserable. When the reader is about to give up, hey~ guess what? There's a sudden turn!

Every time when I was having a great time, something unexpected happened~
Hey~ If you want to know what happened next, please listen to the next episode - Analysis~
Be familiar with expectation management, otherwise it will be difficult to get through the early stages.

The editors were full of admiration for this and said that Teacher Jinghongke was extremely skilled and was a natural master of typing!
However, Mr. Jinghongke is somewhat famous among the newspaper's readers. After all, he has gained some popularity by serializing "Four Strange Cases of Late Period" under the pseudonym of Mr. Renjian, so readers are still tolerant and patient.

Of course, there are also those who criticize the writing as bad, saying that the heroine is ugly or something like that. If you don’t know, you would think they all married fairies!

Some say that Mr. Jinghongke has actually degenerated himself and only writes these overly vulgar texts, which is disappointing.

There are also readers who write to us to chat about all sorts of things from all over the world.

For example, when asking about pen names, you might ask him if there is any meaning behind the name.

I think this pen name is very suitable for a martial arts novel author!
Xia Tian replied: How could there be such a stunning guest in the world? He is just an ordinary person in this mortal world.

At that time, a song rang in my mind. Should I say it is an ancient style song?

But it’s inappropriate now because the trend hasn’t started yet.

The spring breeze is blowing, but the ice has not melted yet.

Some readers also asked how many words there are in "Shaolin's Eighth Bronze Man" and what they want to write after finishing this article?
Xia Tian didn’t say anything. After all, the future is unpredictable and it’s hard to make promises.

As for what to write next, I have already thought about it. I will give readers a little shock of the new generation of martial arts.
What surprised Xia Tian the most was that someone put a banknote in the envelope!

One or two dollars is fine, but there is also a big unity! What kind of rich man is this? !
Is this the earliest reward? !

Tell the author to eat something good and update more often!
Xia Tian: Well said, I’ll add a chicken leg to dinner! And a fish for my Mimi! And a pair of long johns for my dad…

Milan is now responsible for sending and receiving letters in the summer, including letters from Lao Pai Luo overseas and He Chen (He Yuzhu's son) in Hong Kong.

Milan complained that she had read more text in the past half month than she had in the past few years!

The wooden boxes that I had prepared to store letters in the summer are already full, and now I’m stuffing them onto the bookshelf, row after row. It feels like the bookshelf will be full in less than two months.

……

The end of October is already the tail end of the autumn heat.

Crush the ice from a large block of ice, add it to the teacup, and pour it into the Arctic Ocean. It's so cool!
Fresh oranges can only be eaten in Yanjing in autumn, and they naturally come from the south. One of the ingredients of the famous Arctic Ocean soda is the red oranges from Sichuan Province.

With this bite, the orange flavor explodes and the coolness goes straight to the top of your head!

One more burp full of carbon dioxide, and your life will be complete~
A man with glasses on the other side cheered: "Dachun, give him a spin!"

Dachun was very clear about that. Without further ado, he just poured in a bottle!
After drinking, "Gaa ...

He let out a roaring burp that lasted ten seconds.

If Godzilla from Japan comes, we have to call him Big Brother!
As the sky darkened, the cool evening breeze took away the last trace of the summer heat.

Everyone was enjoying this rare coolness in the house.

At this moment, a gust of wind blew in from the window, blowing up the tied curtains and forming a huge Nana shape...

Xiaodong touched his glasses, and his glasses kicked Dachun. Several people sat there and stared at the curtains meaningfully.

At this time, Xia Tian came in with some snacks and pastries. Seeing this scene, he smiled knowingly.
As the saying goes: The spring breeze does not understand romance, it blows the heart of the young man~
Seeing this, he smiled and asked, "Dachun, what are you looking at?"

Dachun looked confused: "I don't know, I see they are all watching here, so I'll watch for a while too."

Xia Tian pushed him away: "I thought you had finally gotten the idea!"

Milan, who was standing by, took advantage of the fact that no one was around and whispered, "When will you wake up?"

"Just wait, maybe one day I'll enlighten you!"

"It's better to do it now than to wait for a better day!" "Fairy, don't even think about cheating me of my essence!"

As this body grows more mature and powerful, it becomes increasingly difficult to suppress.

Wuliang Tianzun, where is my Taoist book? I need to meditate quickly!
……

Final exams in early November.

So easy, you can test whatever you don't understand.
For example, for geography questions, many students couldn’t even answer the question about summer.

As the saying goes, the end of the universe is metaphysics, the end of metaphysics is geography, and everything that is not in accordance with the laws of nature is collectively called geography.

I'm going to give you a geography question: The vegetation choices on the left and right sides of a road are completely different. What's the reason?
The reason is: the administrative divisions between the left and right sides are different, and the leaders on both sides have their own preferences.

This is a serious geography question, the kind that can be found on the college entrance examination papers.

Just tell me, who gets this kind of question right? !

Who is winning this game?!

In this exam, Dachun was singled out for criticism.

During the history exam, Dachun cheated.

Dachun: "Who did Princess Wencheng marry?" (whispering)

Xia Tian: "Songtsen Gampo." (whispering)

Dachun wrote on the test paper: cadres of the Song Dynasty!
The history teacher was an old man in his late sixties who had always been in poor health. He almost caused Dachun to have high blood pressure!
Chinese language test ancient poetry fill in the blanks:
Ten years of life and death are both uncertain - five years of life and death are both uncertain.

One glance can conquer a city, another glance can conquer a country - the third glance is to ask for advice on how to govern the world, and when he draws his sword and looks around, he feels confused.

"繁" was written as "烦"!

He is worthy of being Dachun, who wrote “White hair floats on green water, black face Bao Qingtian” in elementary school!
But this time Xia Tian didn’t pass the Chinese language exam either—he was targeted by Miao Wanqiu.

Because he wrote a poem on the test paper:
The east wind blows thousands of flowers at night, and the Milky Way is about to turn and thousands of sails dance. It's as if the soul returns to the emperor's place in a dream, the jade pot turns, and the fish and dragons dance all night.

The road is filled with the fragrance of BMW and carved carriages, and the laughter and fragrance are gone. Looking back at the bleak place, the wind has stopped, but the person is still there, in the dim light.

However, what Xia Tian did not expect was that many years later, Teacher Miao Wanqiu still kept the test paper, which was later posted online by his daughter.

It also caused some discussion, and netizens said: This is a fusion of the artistic conception of Li Qingzhao and Xin Qiji~
However, although Dachun failed in the ancient poetry filling-in-the-blank answer, he almost got full marks in the Chinese composition!
He was so excited that he showed the test paper to his mother, and almost welcomed the men's and women's doubles!
The topic of the composition was to write about his mother, but he was careless and made a mistake in reading the topic, and wrote about the campus instead. His ideas were flowing like a spring...

When it was almost over and the exam was about to end, I realized something was wrong!
I had to write "I am an orphan, and the school is my mother."

Then Miao Wanqiu gave a score of 59!
As for English, Dachun scored 13 points, guessing the answers to the multiple-choice questions.

Full marks in English in summer——write anything~
The English teacher asked him to share his learning experience.

Xia Tian: "Oh, I don't have much experience, it's all natural talent. Those letters and grammars reveal their true meanings to my eyes and ears, just like you know it's red when you see red, and you know it's a square when you see a square!"

The English teacher was so angry. The female English teacher, who was just in her second year of work, was said to have burst into tears when she returned to the office!

The last harvest of summer was a Monday flag-raising ceremony, when I was on the podium doing self-examination...

Xia Tian suspected that his English teacher was jealous of his talent!

I really don’t have any experience to share!
After all, I haven't listened to your class~
……

After the exam, Xia Tian went to visit Uncle Wu's house again.

He saw a lot of newspapers and documents at this time.

Uncle Wu told him something - isn't there a special zone being set up in Pengcheng?
Uncle Wu’s position was mentioned before, and now he also asked about Xia Tian’s opinion on this.

What can you think of summer?
Current affairs are like a flood. How can human power stop it?
The path we are taking now is one we have to take when we have no other choice.

Especially the longer you live in this era, the more you can appreciate the difficulty.

"It is never easy to cross a river by feeling the stones. But you have to cross the river anyway..."

The reason why I haven’t gotten the hang of it yet is that, on the one hand, I want to save the delicious food for later and savor it carefully.

It is not right for Zhu Bajie to eat ginseng fruit~
On the other hand, if the male protagonist’s age does not match, I’m worried that the novel will be risky!

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(End of this chapter)