Just preparing for the college entrance examination, the divorce counterattack system came

Chapter 76 Jump to the market (Thanks to the leader who came back to brush teeth and reward)

"Ah?" Jiang Nian looked up.

"Don't you like watching it?" Li Qingrong asked.

He was still sitting on the small flower bed, his eyes fixed on the white skirt. When he saw those legs, he was suddenly in a trance and began to think about the "chill" in the monitor's words.

Generally speaking, this kind of irony means that you will die if you move.

Yes. The sound of the Emperor engine.

"I" Jiang Nian broke out in a cold sweat and swallowed his saliva. "I've finished reading it."

Oh my god, my EQ is down.

Why does it get stuck at the critical moment?

"Oh." Li Qingrong stared at him, nodded and left.

Jiang Nian breathed a sigh of relief. He was almost paralyzed by fear. He stood up and stretched himself a bit, squinting his eyes to look into the distance. The leader's speech had basically ended.

The host was wearing a red dress and delivering her speech in the voice of a Spring Festival Gala host.

It's time to march in formation.

Liu Yang ran over and apologized to Jiang Nian as he straightened the team. He first felt Jiang Nian's arm up and down to make sure that there were no broken bones.

Then he breathed a sigh of relief and said.

"Great, I thought you were dead."

Thank you, my good brother who is as wonderful as heaven. Your true feelings are so touching.

Jiang Nian waved his hands and said speechlessly.

"Don't bother with all that stuff, I'm fine. The monitor just looked at me with disdain and called me the most perverted person in high school."

Liu Yang was stunned. "So good?"

Jiang Nian looked at him with a puzzled look, as if to say something was wrong.

You don't want to be an s but want to be an m, right?

"Oh no, I mean how could she do that!" Liu Yang changed the subject to hide his embarrassment, "It's getting late, let's line up and finish the square formation competition."

Sports field, under the scorching sun.

Zhang Ningzhi quietly took out her cell phone and sent a message to Yao Beibei.

"Are we going to march in formation?"

Shushu, Yao Beibei replies to messages super quickly.

"Yes, baby. (Kiss)"

It was followed by a cheesy emoji, a big red heart rising up, and then a scene of blooming flowers exploding, pure visual pollution.

Zhang Ningzhi replied with a sweaty Minion and put away her phone.

Sure enough, the host started calling out the names of the square formations.

"The team coming towards us now is composed of Axx, a senior high school student from the liberal arts class. Fighting bravely is the background of their youth, and being brave to be the first is their spirit of striving for the best."

After each formation passed by, the host would read a bunch of parallel sentences.

until
"Now walking towards us are the athletes from the senior high school science classes 401, A402, A403, and A304. They are full of noble spirit and a thousand-mile wind."

There are only four classes for the Science Olympiad, and Zhennan is selecting them.

The class next door was already shouting slogans, "The spring breeze is blowing, the drums of war are beating, who are we, Class 2, afraid of!"

Okay, baby, stop shouting, your ears are pregnant.

As long as the person shouting is not embarrassed, then it is others who are embarrassed, right?

Since Li Qingrong held up the sign, the task of shouting slogans fell to the deputy monitor. A dark-skinned boy with a face that looked like a top student stood in front of the team.

"Class Three!"

A group of people followed and shouted slogans.

"Shift Three, Shift Three! I'm Shift Three. I'll say it again. I'm Shift Three!"

The leaders on the stage were all confused. It was well said, don’t say it next time.

However, their tolerance for the top students in the Olympic Games was obviously a little bit stronger. He just smiled and didn't point fingers and started making phone calls.

Zhang Ningzhi stood on tiptoe and scanned the square array. Before he found it, his heart beat faster and the search range was narrowed to a small area.

After carefully identifying for a few seconds, he easily locked onto Jiang Nian in the not-too-tight square formation.

Coincidentally, Jiang Nian looked towards Class Three for some unknown reason.

At that moment, Zhang Ningzhi's pupils dilated instantly. The autumn sun was high in the sky, and the bright sunshine rushed into her heart in an instant, and all the beauty was gathered in that moment.

"Where did Hua see?" Jiang Nian withdrew his gaze from Class 3 and did not see Li Hua. He murmured, "Hua Sang, how is the scenery of Hongjing?"

Not long after the square formation finished marching, the opening ceremony ended.

The host played the morning sports program, and Jiang Nian heard his own men's long jump event. So he went straight to the toilet, flushed the toilet, and then went over to wait.

Next is just sitting there.

Just as Jiang Nian found a shady place to sit down, intending to sigh about the peaceful years, Zhang Ningzhi came over with Yao Beibei.

"Would you like some water?" She asked, holding a bottle of mineral water.

It turned out to be Baisui Mountain, Wo Ri.

The noble of water!

This stuff is so expensive that it can be a substitute for gasoline. Generally speaking, three yuan of water can't compete with Coke.

The athletes in the class all drink Wahaha, which is already the best. The class budget is tight recently, so if you don’t drink the hotel’s special water, just be happy.

Jiang Nian exclaimed, looked up and asked.

"Have you ever drunk it?"

Zhang Ningzhi was stunned for a moment, "Of course not."

"Then I don't want it."

Zhang Ningzhi blushed immediately: "."

Yao Beibei, who witnessed the whole process, was laughing nearby with an ambiguous smile on her face.

"Jiang Nian, you are playing so perverted."

Jiang Nian didn't react and glanced at Yao Beibei. "I recently spied on your Xiaohongshu account and found that you replied to a pornographic fishing post at 4 a.m. the day before yesterday. Your persona is a 27-year-old divorced young woman."

“The content of the post is.”

"Don't say that!" Yao Beibei immediately interrupted Jiang Nian and said in a pinched voice, "Lun Jia. Lun Jia is just under too much pressure from studying, and you actually watched me cheating!"

This time, it was Zhang Ningzhi's turn to be confused and he looked around.

The child was terrified.

There are two perverts next to me!
"The post was pushed to me. You have quite a few fans, more than 2,000." Jiang Nian touched his chin, "I think the posts you responded to must be more than a thousand."

Yao Beibei's heart suddenly tightened. Oh no, she had met a master.

"You are a man, why are you reading Little Red Book?"

Zhang Ningzhi stood aside, watching the two people arguing with each other. He was holding a bottle of mineral water, looking weak, pitiful and helpless.

The long jump competition had not started yet, and the three of them sat under the shady steps and talked.

Yao Beibei sat down next to Zhang Ningzhi, Jiang Nian sat on the other side, and there was an opened bottle of Baishuishan in the middle. It was a bit regrettable that Zhang Ningzhi refused to take a sip first.

Abstract people are like this. If they want to be ambiguous, they will be regarded as perverts.

"Are you confident?" Zhang Ningzhi asked in a low voice.

She specially brought Yao Beibei with her to cheer for Jiang Nian. In fact, at the same time, the class had 100-meter race and high jump competitions.

"Maybe." Jiang Nian answered vaguely.

"Can we get first place?" Yao Beibei asked.

"Of course I can, but it might be a little abstract." Jiang Nian stretched out a finger and made a gesture that the Korean man could not accept.

"But there's no benefit for me to do this, so why ignore the risks?"

"Hey!" Yao Beibei retorted, "How come you don't have any sense of collective honor? So, if you can get first place, I'll let Zhizhi give you a bottle of mineral water that she drank from."

"Ah?" Zhang Ningzhi was confused.

"If you put it that way, won't things be easier?" Jiang Nian immediately stood up, stretched his arms and legs, and held the Baisuishan. "Wait, I'll be right back."

What does it mean to kill Hua Xiong with warm wine?

Mr. Jiang. Bah. After Jiang Nian left, Zhang Ningzhi immediately glared at Yao Beibei.

"Beibei, what are you talking about! What...drank a sip?"

"It's okay, baby." Yao Beibei held Zhang Ningzhi's hand and comforted her, "It's hard to win the long jump championship. Boys like to brag. Besides."

"Why don't you just pour out a sip and give it to him? Does he have the nerve to inspect the goods on the spot?"

As soon as the words "inspect the goods on the spot" came out, Zhang Ningzhi's head started buzzing and his face turned even redder.

"Okay, it looks like the game over there is about to start, let's go over and take a look." Yao Beibei pulled Zhang Ningzhi up, quickly blended into the crowd, and stood at the edge of the sand pit.

"He seems to be the fifth one." Zhang Ningzhi whispered.

"Yeah, you're very observant."

The boys who signed up for this event were basically just idiots, who participated in it actively or passively, thinking that not many people would watch long jump anyway.

Most people watching the long jump just took a look and left.

The fourth boy took a deep breath nervously, glanced to the side, and suddenly saw a dark and fat JK baby.

The whole person was shocked at once and thought, damn, the canteen’s newly bought pig ran out again?

I shouldn’t have signed up for the long jump.

It's a project raised by my stepmother, and there are only a group of boys standing here to comment on it. My brother jumps far, not the length of yours, what are you looking at!
All quack!
There are so few girls here. They are all going to watch the man who can run the 100-meter dash in seconds.

Without a good sister to cheer me up, I would be in trouble.

Or just poop in the sand pit!

It's not fair! Take revenge on this unfair stupid school! Can't you force girls to watch? What's wrong with long jump? Wait for my buddy to take off his pants.
Huh?
The boy looked around and saw two beautiful girls looking at him! Both of them were pretty, but the one on the left was more outstanding.

Mom, I'm alive again!
Forget it, let’s just leave this stupid school alone for now.

The boys in front jumped away one by one, with a total of three chances, and the highest score was taken as the final score. The top three did not perform well and left in frustration.

The fourth boy received the gaze of the beautiful girl for ten minutes. There were even some heartwarming smiles in between. The girl who made the cheering gesture was so cute.

Kawaii, mom, I believe in love again!

The stupid school is pretty good too.

The world is right again.

"Next!" The referee said mechanically, sitting at the table recording the scores. He looked up and glanced at the fourth boy, "Qian Shuhao from Class A401? Get ready. You can start now."

Qian Shuhao clenched his fists and thought, "What I have been looking for, the things in my heart, explode, reality! Shatter, spirit, exile from this world."

After reciting the classic lines, the boys charged forward without hesitation!

It's flying!

A student pulled a string over, looked up and shouted.

"Three meters three."

Qian Shuhao was walking back, looking incredulous. How could it be only three meters? Oh, what would they think of him? The moment he turned his head, he was stunned.

The two beautiful girls were waving at the place where they had been waiting.

No, I jumped.

He looked carefully and found that his original position had been replaced by a boy. The boy glanced at the two beautiful girls and made a gesture of drinking water.

Qian Shuhao suddenly understood, he understood everything!
Forget it, just jump.

This is a stupid school! It's useless. They let girls come to cheer for the men's long jump! They are crazy. Women will only affect the performance of the men's high school!

Damn it, why are you still jumping around? Just do it!

I didn’t look at the data until I found out that many big guys gave me rewards.

Kneel down.

I will thank you one by one.

There will be more later.

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(End of this chapter)