Chapter 53 Wake up, Zhennan is not Gotham

The head teacher, Mr. Liu, has a characteristic when teaching: he is extremely serious in a perfunctory manner.

Talk for half a day and brag for ten minutes.

"In high school, the foundation of youth is struggle. Wait until you go to college to talk about love." Liu Liangsong gave a long speech on the podium, bragging and encouraging others.

The students who were originally not paying attention to the class were instantly perked up.

When the head teacher was teaching Chinese, I didn't listen. When the head teacher talked about past love affairs, I woke up immediately. Not only did I listen, I also sat in the first row and listened attentively.

Teacher, please continue. What happened between you and your ex-girlfriend?

What a competent class teacher!
The three hobbies of middle-aged people are fishing, drinking and bragging. If he keeps dragging you to the hotel to chat about life philosophy, it must be that the drug has not taken effect yet.

On the podium, our class teacher, Old Liu, who suffers from kidney deficiency, was still talking about his college love story, tearfully.

Li Hua was so excited that his face turned red. "Hey, Brother Nian, what kind of person do you want to date in college?"

Jiang Nian was slightly surprised when he heard this and turned his head to look at Li Hua.

I didn't expect that these kids are pure love gods, but your action of actively stabbing yourself makes you look like a loser.

Zhang Ningzhi in the front seat paused with his pen tip and tilted his head slightly, seeming to be a little curious.

"Well, do you really believe that you can fall in love in college?" Jiang Nian frowned and said, "I have a cousin who has never even touched a girl's hand after graduating from college."

"Really? I'm not well educated, don't lie to me!" Li Hua, the top student, lost his luster in his eyes and quickly became an Ah Q again, "It must be because your cousin is too withdrawn."

"It's college, the rain is golden, I'm surrounded by girls when I get there. In novels, their surnames are either Zhou or Chen, bro, I'm sure to win."

Jiang Nian looked at Li Hua who looked so confident and didn't know whether he should say it out loud.

"My cousin's grades in high school were similar to yours. He was a science nerd and scored over 600 points. Well, he was a pretty normal person in every way. There were only eight girls in his class."

"Eight girls, four of them brought their own high school boyfriends, two of them found boyfriends from the next-door college, and the other two are lesbians."

Li Hua looked up at Lao Liu who was talking about his love history on the podium. Suddenly he realized that Lao Liu had chosen a liberal arts major.

He suddenly stopped laughing.

Seeing Li Hua's funny look, Jiang Nian laughed.

"Brother Hua, are you born not to like to laugh? If you have anything on your mind, speak it out and make everyone laugh."

Everyone around laughed quietly. Even though they were listening to the head teacher's chat, they didn't dare to make too much noise in the following section, for fear of being called out and being socially disgraced.

Li Hua sighed.

"Jiang Nian, what kind of person is your cousin?"

"He's not very tall, not very handsome, but he's good at science." Jiang Nian looked him up and down and continued, "He has a cheerful personality and is very articulate."

Your mom! You are describing it to me, right? Li Hua's mentality exploded instantly!
"Okay, stop talking. I will definitely choose science and engineering."

In response, Jiang Nian did not comment and comforted her.

"My cousin also said that he realized after entering college that the best things were all in high school. But the people he couldn't let go of at the time, others have already let go."

He didn't say the rest of the words. There were girls in front and behind, which was too vulgar.

My cousin is the same. Even though she is pregnant, he still hasn't gotten over it.

I'm 28 and still haven't had a girlfriend. I'm still thinking about my high school sweetheart. Life is like this. There's no such thing as love. Being in a different place can kill a lot of people.

In two cities, you are crying while others are sweating. How to win?
In the afternoon, I took math, physics and biology. The last class was the least tiring. Biology is a semi-liberal arts major, so as long as it is not a breeding problem, it is still easy to learn.

Mendel died, but he did not intend to let his students live comfortably.

On the blackboard, biology teacher Zhong Qing posted a question.

The whole class was busy calculating. Biology 2 is extremely unfriendly to students who are not good at science, but doing more exercises can make up for this bug.

At least that's what Zhong Qing thought, and when she was inspecting, she deliberately stayed beside Jiang Nian for a while. Seeing that Jiang Nian was still calculating, she left.

It turns out that the foundation is solid but the skills are insufficient, so I have to focus on training them.

After the biology teacher left, Li Hua breathed a sigh of relief. The biology teacher was so pretty, several years younger than the English teacher Qianbao, and she smelled good when she got close to her.

The oppressive feeling from beautiful opposite sex is too strong!

Sibao: ???
Pretty female teachers are pretty opposite sex, right? Housewives are old aunts? High school boys are really...Okay, okay, tomorrow you can stand up in class as long as you can breathe.

Li Hua secretly congratulated himself that he had figured it out. Zhong Qing must have seen his smooth thinking and was probably nodding to him at this moment.

Which high school boy hasn't had fantasies about a pretty female teacher? Tears wet the chicken leg rice, and he swore to be a class representative. I fucking licked it.

Bro, don't go back to Gotham, Batman lied to you.

I'll still beat you if I catch you.

He turned around and saw Jiang Nian still working on the problem half-heartedly, and he felt relieved immediately.

"Nian, have you finished it?"

"No." Jiang Nian sighed, biting the pen cap, and said subconsciously, "Fuck, who made this question! How can BYD be so evil!"

Li Hua was stunned. It’s too dirty, brother.

grunt.

He glanced at Zhong Qing secretly. Fortunately, the biology teacher had already left the third group. He patrolled to the first group and was looking at the answers of the biology class representative.

I can't help but clench my fists, hate! Hua can't replace him!
Hua, are you serious? Please don't turn Zhennan into the next Gotham, okay?
"This question is okay, a little difficult. It wasted a minute of my time." Li Hua said in a fake tone, deliberately raising his voice a little, causing Zhang Ningzhi in the front seat to turn her head.

Li Hua was looking at Zhong Qing from the corner of his eye and noticed that the biology teacher seemed indifferent. He turned his head and saw Zhang Ningzhi, and subconsciously patted Jiang Nian.

"Nian'er, your dirty talk has attracted people here."

"What?" Jiang Nian was getting annoyed while doing the test. He looked up and met Zhang Ningzhi's eyes. He asked, "Did you figure it out?"

"Yeah." Zhang Ningzhi's eyes flickered slightly, and she added, "It's okay, all boys are like this."

Then he quickly turned around and bent over the table to read.

Li Hua: "??? I was expelled from the male membership?"

Jiang Nian rubbed his hair, not caring about it. He felt the gap between him and the geniuses. Some things cannot be solved by memorizing, and the rookies still need to practice more.

October is good to me, October, draft it!
Jiang Nian withdrew a prayer.

After school in the afternoon, he sent QQ to Song Xiyun to meet in the grove. He also solemnly returned the money she had saved with great effort and explained the whole story clearly.

"I just have no money these two days, but I will have a lot of money after tomorrow. Do you understand what I mean? The current wage settlement concept in our country, OK?"

"Wow wow wow." Song Xiyun cried, shedding tears of poverty, "If you hadn't told me earlier, I would have smashed my piggy bank, which I had to buy at a discount price with great difficulty!"

Thanks to the bosses for their support, I will post a comment every day, Orz


(End of this chapter)

Tap the screen to use advanced tools Tip: You can use left and right keyboard keys to browse between chapters.

You'll Also Like